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Indie Game Review: Heroes Never Die
I made this!
Recorded this drunk earlier. Drunker now. On the verge of "wasted".
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dogbomb, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 1:39,
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I am
also drunk. Is this not just Columns? www.youtube.com/watch?v=38xNJ6BzJf0
I once played Columns on the Mega Drive for so long it ran out of space for numbers.
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moogy boobles, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 1:44,
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we love you Dogbomb
please don't go away. you make it so much easier to play games whilst we have not to. thus saving time. the one really precious element in teh galaxy!! are you Luke Skywalker? (drunk also)
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Twisted Technic .. as if, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 3:32,
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Ive missed you and your excellent reviews
Welcome back fella.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 18 Oct 2014, 4:50,
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what do you use to record your videos?
hardware i'm assuming?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 9:44,
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These new ones, yeah
I use a hardware thingy.
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dogbomb, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 12:08,
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Dammit
I clearly went to bed too early...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 11:05,
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I recorded
then went out to watch Kunt & The Gang. Hence the lateness.
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dogbomb, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 12:09,
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this appears to be an exact copy of super puzzle fighter?
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_Il7lQ7kzDE#t=115
Which happens to be an excellent game.
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mutated monty, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 12:53,
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Brilliant walk through by Stone Cold Steve Austin
NSFW
of Stone Cold vs The Rock WrestleMania X7.
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Fluffster, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:03,
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that was interesting
cheers
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sat 18 Oct 2014, 8:34,
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Hitler's dissapointed with the new Northern Soul film.
first bit is out of sync but it was probs done quick.
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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 21:53,
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thats the second time ive heard the joe 90 theme being dissed
rather like it myself, it was always a floor filler.
always played the original one, not the crappy cover they had at wigan.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:50,
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Harsh.
It's a good film. There's a Savile joke.
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moogy boobles, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 2:03,
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Andy's website. Andy's website. ANDY'S WEBSITE!
Web 0.2
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hwak *boop-boop-honk-widdle*, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 21:10,
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turns out he's disabled and may have a learning difficulty
which makes me feel sad (twice in one day - thanks b3ta)
excellent website though. A touch of nostalgia (which also makes me feel sad. Thanks again)
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 21:57,
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I concur.
"Welcome back. Your last visit was on Thu, Jan 01 1970 at 1:00."
Time flies, eh?
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:02,
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"Welcome back. Your last visit was on Thu, Jan 01 1970 at 1:00."
Did your mum print that on her womb or something?
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:37,
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pfft
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:48,
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Some of his wallpapers are a bit Phwoar!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:05,
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linky pls
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:19,
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"HNC and ONC in Graphic Design"
Umm.. yeah??
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:29,
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you monster
I think he has a learning difficulty
and he seems very innocent - giving out all his contact details in good faith
and he puts us all to shame with his sports
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:32,
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That's as maybe
but how did he get more than a Blue Peter badge in "Graphic Design" and then come out with a site like that??
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:40,
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maybe he's REALLY good with pens and pencils, but is only just learning the 'puters.
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:49,
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yeah you should see the one he drew on his monitor
nostalgia is a terrible thing sometimes.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 9:43,
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and his Spanish.
I think it's the least cynical and up its own arse site posted on here for ages.
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JamTallons, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 11:01,
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Yay! 90's homebrew websh*te
It has a certain vintage charm
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:34,
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I like Andy
He seems awesome. Surely he must check how many hits his page gets. I click this to try and get it so that he has lots of webpage hits.
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sparrigan I make nerdy things, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 0:05,
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I for one
welcome anything that deviates from the ooooh it's just like apple, windows 8, tai chi bollocks that you get everywhere these days.
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iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:10,
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FUCKS SAKE
I clicked that button 'Make Andy's website your home page'. Now whenever I open up Chrome his bloody website appears. How the fuck do I fix this?
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:42,
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ha ha, way to go Andy!
he got u good n propper!
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rjmrjm, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 15:41,
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Uninstall Chrome
and learn some mouse restraint
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 15:50,
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Search for a folder called "System32" and delete it
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 18:44,
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does that work for most puter problems?
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:19,
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Serves you right
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Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 17:52,
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Scooter Commuter
A 1962 Rank Organisation "Look at Life" Film about motor scooters.
Full of win, with wartime parachuted scooters, ladies being stared at by dirty bus drivers, scooters being "man-tested" and oddly predicting that twats will end up riding kids scooters.
This is a fantastic series of mini-docs. Lots of optimism for the future, as they were obliterating the past.
If you like old trains/transport I'd recommend Turn of the wheel from 1964
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:54,
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Weird i was watching this last night..
I was going to post it but though it would be GC . :) ace film.
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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 21:55,
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Well, we can keep it your personal glass cock. Just between us.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:15,
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They should make all voice overs....
do that voice style again from now on. halcyon days. Also addressing each other as Mr & Mrs until more familiar.
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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:43,
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Yes. And the music too.
The Ebola coverage from Africa would be so much more jolly.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:06,
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The Tandem
no helmet, scooter driving lesson... best bit!
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:36,
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Get off scooter, lean scooter against wall, go in store.
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kombu dashi, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 9:02,
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i ride a 46 year old vespa
every day is like this.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:55,
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do you shout
tally ho!?
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Cock, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 3:13,
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often
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 15:55,
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Do bus drivers look down your dress?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 8:18,
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just love these documentals
had link some that had all the look at life stuff plus a whole load of others on it, if i find it i will post , so all of you can wander around the lanes of yesteryear
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 9:47,
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It's the weekend, why not take the kids to a play park.
Some slightly disturbing and some unsafe playgrounds.
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Tuftedshag, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:33,
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There are certainly some odd playgrounds there.
Thank you.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:24,
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This

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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 0:44,
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This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tCu0JkN9nc&index=58&list=FLmazJhhaDCy13EQiRdu_ABg
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pahakyy, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 11:42,
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http://www.b3ta.com/links/1228117
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 17:07,
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Couple shag in sea
And get stuck together
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The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:50,
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If he just gave it a good firm tug then this wouldn't have ended up in the newspapers
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Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:56,
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Say she got stung by a stingray.
That's what Steve Irwin did when he got caught being bummed in the thorax.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:58,
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applies to Jimmy Saville also.
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JamTallons, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:11,
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'tug' therapy
should be made available to all convicted and potential paedos and horse botherers
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:24,
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like getting your foot caught in extremely sludgy sand
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:41,
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If you keep wiggling, you sink further in?
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Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:48,
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and you end up leaving your rubber in
rubber boot, that is
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:51,
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You mean it could get sucked off?
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Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:55,
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only if you're lucky
or its your birthday
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:38,
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or if you pay an 'administration. fee
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 9:48,
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I remember being in Ayia Napa about 2001
We were walking back down the beach,late night, when we heard splashing in the sea. About 50yds out, there was a fat ,middle aged couple naked and trying to perform an act of coitus.
We heard the guy saying 'They cant see us' to his fragile opposite. As they began to 'get it on' We pretended to walk past oblivious. Once it was really on, we turned around and shouted 'look at them fat cunts!'
The lady fell over and the guy just dropped into the water. Lol.
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:57,
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Have you noticed that you say 'we' and 'us'
when you mean 'I'
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:02,
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It's the royal we, dude.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:18,
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lol
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:19,
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When I'm wanking ,it's 'we'
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 21:22,
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edit: substitute 'it's 'we'' with 'I wee'
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:29,
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GENITALS
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 8:00,
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baby rhino thinks he is a goat.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:42,
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I think the little rhino looks scared of the human. I like the little rhino. The goat? They're ten a penny.
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itilliterate, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:17,
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A Bullock
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:42,
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A Youtube "comedian" desperate for a shot at the big time of BBC3.
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:52,
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Youtube "comedian" desperate for a shot at the big time of BBC3. cunt
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Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Sat 18 Oct 2014, 13:31,
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Hello
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:25,
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UR MOM
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BobLog, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:36,
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Textbook.
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Pig Bodine., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:48,
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*doffs cap*
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:50,
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hehe
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macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:49,
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The greater Spamcunt?
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 21:02,
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Popularly known as the honey mushroom, the Armillaria ostoyae started from a single spore too small to see without
a microscope and has been weaving its black shoestring filaments through the forest for an estimated 2,400 years,
killing trees as it grows.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:21,
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fuck off
that's what
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:53,
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I punched a Panda right in the eye once.
And nobody knew...
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 0:08,
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BOOO HISS
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dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Sun 19 Oct 2014, 19:05,
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Apparently some Equestrian centre has shot dead a horse and dumped it on the owners lawn
over a £30 debt. Social media responds as best it can... WITH BAD FACEBOOK REVIEWS
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:07,
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I can edit the linked page
is that normal?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:14,
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hahahahaha, weeeeeeee!
*edit - ah, I don't think its official
This Page is automatically generated based on what Facebook users are interested in, and not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone associated with the topic.
*edit edit - yeah like he said \/
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:17,
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I assume this means it is run like a wiki...
"This Page is automatically generated based on what Facebook users are interested in, and not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone associated with the topic."
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:18,
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I find this hard to believe
Take a look at their corporate video before you judge
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:27,
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why i oughta!!!!
shakes fist in face.
Link was *not* purple
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:02,
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*innocent face*
*gets sued*
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:13,
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Been deleting our internet history perhaps?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:11,
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"But it makes the inter web faster"
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:03,
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i knew what that was and clicked it anyway,
i think i have a problem.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:50,
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^
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:25,
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Bread Simulator
I made this!
I made a trailer for the new Bossa Studios game...
Following Surgeon Simulator... you're now a piece of bread.
You get to do bread things...
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superpowerless, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:51,
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WHAT'S IN THE BOX???!!??
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:04,
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The Toast in the Machine!
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:33,
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wondered who kept messing things up in the kitchen
*burns bread...alive*
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:43,
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a few months ago a fellow B£tan posted some thing about canal work and bridge building
part of the canal system is to be refurbished
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:50,
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I believe that was
Pew Pew Pew! Lasers!
His canal was oop norf somewhere though - probably somewhere ghastly like Manchester.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:03,
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If it was a B3tan
Theres too many 'C's in Canal
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:42,
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that is true
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 9:18,
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Portland Bill
ITV's attempt to go head-to-head with Postman Pat. The character was based on some lonely cunt stuck in a light house making cock cakes all day.
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:48,
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Exhibit 'A' your honor...

No wonder the Eighties were nonceville.
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:49,
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That filthy dog
licking his lips to the thought of winky dinky.
I loved Portland Bill.
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moogy boobles, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:29,
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2.00
that is all
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:59,
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Over the banister.....
nice
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Spin Its a thing., Sun 19 Oct 2014, 18:41,
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Thank you
new one to me, me likey
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Lt.Rightenant, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:42,
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Friday daft movie Matinée time! Krull (1983)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf_xHraPYMY
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:56,
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I saw this at Muswell Hill odeon
and regretted it in 1983
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:00,
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Could be worse.
Could be Beastmaster.
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DestructoLettuce, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:05,
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Or Hawk the Slayer...
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:09,
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Classics each and every one.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:10,
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The sword and the sorceror!
Hurrah!
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DestructoLettuce, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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That sword was a true work of genius....
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:16,
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Or Slayer the Hawk.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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Barbary Brothers
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macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:52,
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or manimal
withthat actor bloke who hasnt been fingerd yet for being a peado/sexpest/bbc dj
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:28,
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starring the wankfest that was Lysette Anthony
Also Liam Neeson for the girls
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Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 17:21,
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bleh
*voms*
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:36,
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I LOVE Krull
The best of the worst pictures of the 80's - with heavily clichéed (and yet confusing) plot and characters, poor scenery and general acting, lame visual effects. But the Cyclop guy is yet today a very influential character to me.
The soundtrack is glorious.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:20,
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yep. James Horner I believe.
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JamTallons, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:25,
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I prefer Mantee Time.
Two for the price of dugong.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:14,
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He is a spy for the Maquis!
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:13,
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Sit on that Frenchies
Huge butt plug shows up in Paris. GC says no but BP says yes
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:54,
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Le lol...
Printemps Francais, a far-right group that opposes gay marriage, has been complaining on Twitter.
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:57,
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rabies, eh?
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:28,
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Everyone knows that ebola comes from monkeys raping peoples nostrils.
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DestructoLettuce, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:28,
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:35,
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:57,
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if you think that chimp is happy you should look at David Attenboroughs face
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:31,
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I blame the Tories
Rather than scanning people at airports in a hope that they've become symptomatic in the few hours since they were scanned on the out going flight they should be increasing efforts to stop bushmeat being imported.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:34,
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Incredible make up artistry
and this:
https://www.facebook.com/lupittamakeart/photos/pb.344233919087930.-2207520000.1413554340./345432625634726/?type=3&theater
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The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:59,
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fantastic idea to spice things up in the bedroom
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:08,
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read that as "splice up"
not sure what I've thought
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:23,
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Helps that she's a right munter but that's very good
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:38,
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Voivod!
\o/
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 21:50,
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