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What could possibly go wrong?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 1:48,
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Perfect
Im hung the fuck over and this will send me to sleep
Edit: Twas sposed to be for the post below...
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 19 Oct 2014, 3:58,
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Absolutely nothing
An omnivore feeding an omnivore just as nature intended.
And one of them is wearing a safety helmet.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 9:38,
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I was hoping he would get mauled
I am disappoint.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 15:28,
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^ THIS!
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cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 0:50,
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How come a big bear takes its time to eat and properly chew a biscuit,
but my dog will swallow a large boiled potato without it touching the sides?
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Varmint, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 21:22,
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Awwwww. Cute doggy!
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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:06,
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A really long version of Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead
Stretched out to 9 hours long! Really gives you time to appreciate every single n.....................o.................t.....................e
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tubaman, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 23:57,
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Sacrilege.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 0:28,
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Don't get me wrong - I really like the original
but this one is like the soundtrack of Hell (or maybe Purgatory?)
first vocals start at about 2:40:00...
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tubaman, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 0:32,
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Got into it from the film The Hunger
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 21:46,
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normal speed version for the lazy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npfm6M9-tnM
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 19 Oct 2014, 4:02,
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what a load of old shit
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 7:41,
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let's do this with Hollow Hills too
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macroscian (1 like), Sun 19 Oct 2014, 7:17,
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pffft
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Nuisance Value, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 14:23,
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Seems appropriate somehow
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 23:12,
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You're right. It just doesn't do it for me
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 23:14,
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I like camel toe.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 0:29,
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Relieving the police.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:31,
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that's what I'm talkin about
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 22:17,
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I'd buy that for a dollar.....
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Spin Its a thing., Sat 18 Oct 2014, 22:42,
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oh no she di'n't
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 23:02,
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Hansi: The Girl Who Loved the Swastika
one for all you comic fans out there in B3ta
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:30,
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POKA! POKA! POKA!
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Nuisance Value, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:56,
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excellent. Though you should've just given this link
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Goodman_Goes_Playboy_page_4.jpg
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 22:03,
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one of the most dumbest comics ever made
all we need is UKIP to make one
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 22:11,
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Do not approve of snarking about old comics.
(Please read my blog....)
Yep, that's by Al Hartley, key creator of Archie Comics' silver age. He's also largely responsible for Marvel Comics' Patsy Walker. comicsalliance.com/comic-art-propaganda-explored-hansi-the-girl-who-loved-the-swa/
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 17:33,
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obese pop culture (scroll down the pics)
tickled my nostalgic funny bone
hope it ain't GC
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:04,
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Ha! Nice.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:07,
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fb fb fb
for fair warning
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macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:48,
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I get such odd adverts after clicking some fb /links
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macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:08,
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is it getting in the way of all the porn adverts?
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:11,
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mainly for coffee
experimented with a week of status updates involving the word 'coffee' - I now get adverts for coffee only
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macroscian (1 like), Sun 19 Oct 2014, 7:20,
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https://adblockplus.org/
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 19 Oct 2014, 4:00,
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FB
Would've been nice to be warned. Just saying.
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Fabcat&MK see nothing wrong with a little bump n grind, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 11:46,
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No
It's a glass cock.
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Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:01,
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Tree Butt Plug is the new Glass Cock
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:56,
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It's huge
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Varmint, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:35,
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why thankyou
*zips up trousers*
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:19,
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Just as a point of reference
If it was on the BBC News front page yesterday, there's a good chance we've seen it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:13,
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some of us don't trust the biased BBC
some of us get our news from the local transexual homeless mad man shouting obscenities to passers by (while posting on b3ta).
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:59,
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...and apparently some use Russian propaganda outlets
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:14,
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yes comrade
did you know that everyone tells lies about Russia?
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:16,
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I'm still waiting for Putin to invade Ukraine......he's late by over six weeks!
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:33,
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RT says he's already invaded Europe and been hailed as a liberator
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:13,
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Yeah, but what does the Radio Times know about anything?
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:36,
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Only what Putin tells them
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:43,
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This week's Radio Times features Sir David Attenborough discussing the benefits of a well maintained gulag system
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 22:13,
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Imagine how many more times we're going to see this before Christmas.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:20,
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There's a butt plug in the Thames?
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Pig Bodine., Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:32,
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Fucking Hell!
this is a massive pain in the arse.
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:33,
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the whole joke has gone flat
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:47,
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I think it's time to pull the plug on this story
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 22:32,
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outta ya butt
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 23:03,
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gotta keep it in
I'm in the middle of doing an inflation fetish vid for my youtube channel and if I even sneeze it's going to fire through the seat of my chair like a tank shell.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 23:59,
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dégonflé
Par les vandales, non? https://uk.news.yahoo.com/vandals-deflate-paris-sex-toy-sculpture-outrage-101638263.html#x1frMUi
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kombu dashi, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 9:15,
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Milkyana Jones (Indiana Jones Parody)
I made this!
Another Milk Parody. This time round it is Indiana Jones. It all starts when Milk picks up a glass of milk.
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ministryofpuppets, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 18:24,
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Been watching The Leftovers and found the piano music haunting.
Reminds me also of This is England music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXy3CYh6kSQ
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Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 17:47,
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very interesting, thanks.
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Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:12,
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Sounds like Everyday by Carly Comando.........
or the Truman Show theme???
Very nice though....
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 12:13,
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Tree Butt Plug
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:01,
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it has a ring to it
a weak, strained sort of ring
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 22:33,
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Tell her....
...to pay her Tax. LOL
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jingle_man, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:25,
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Do we need to watch the full 16 minutes of that?
I've got nothing better to do and I still can't be arsed.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 15:18,
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Ha ha!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 16:54,
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skip to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMSCITZB7ws#t=619 then for the funniest one by far. But turn up your speakers because Skinner's voice gets a bit muffled as he his lept on by the man at arms
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 18:01,
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why I oughta bum rape you
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:07,
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Judy Finnegan doesn't even consider the bum rape of you a crime
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 23:04,
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Bad day to forget your cup
yeah its a facebooch link but all the other versions are v blockeh
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theWooinator, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:07,
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Hahahaha!
Fucking hell!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:57,
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fb fb fb
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macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Oct 2014, 15:40,
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i tried looking on YT and LL
but all the other versions were 240k... soz
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theWooinator, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 15:45,
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oh just giving fair warning =)
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macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Oct 2014, 18:22,
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hahahaha
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 18 Oct 2014, 17:37,
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HD version
Thank you. Your lovely find inspired me to do some searching, topping and tailing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsXg7z-7jsE
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sibid Carpe phallum, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 3:15,
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2 guys one cup
...
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m.auron, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 7:55,
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Hahaha
Love it
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herman:D, Sun 19 Oct 2014, 10:21,
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thats awesome
and great
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theWooinator, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:09,
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gorgeous even
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sinisterduck, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:13,
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Really really fantastic
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theWooinator, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:17,
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AWESOME SAUCE!!!!!!
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Spin Its a thing., Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:23,
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League
Of its own.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:23,
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Toxic hell stew
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 16:51,
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needs some Oliver Age 24 saying "Fantastic" spliced in
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 17:12,
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"People You Trust".
Pfffft!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:35,
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Couldn't find a good enough clip, but it reminded me of 'great' 'super' in Reggie Perrin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=drlPbIWAz-E
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 20:15,
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Oh lá lá! - butt zere must be some mistake!?
'Tree' sculpture arrives in Paris...
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 12:35,
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It looks green but really its made of glass..
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 12:38,
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Pschitt!
There is a French fizzy drink called "Pschitt!" presumably after the noise it makes when you open the bottle. My grandmother lived in Paris and as a young lad I would often be sent to visit during school holidays. I remember being amused by the inadvertent toilet humour of the advertising tagline: "Le boisson qui fait Pschitt!"
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 13:13,
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La
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itilliterate, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 13:35,
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Still funny even if the gender is wrong
and the frogs giving all inanimate objects gender is dopey anyway.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 16:42,
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Agreed. In fact, the gender agreement with the noun rather than the personal pronoun renders the language less effective in terms of communication of information.
Take for example the classic and much loved movie of the late eighties that starred Tom Sellick. In French, the title was 'Son Alibi'. However in English the title was 'Her Alibi'. Immediately the Anglophone audience knows that the female lead of said marvelous film, prior to viewing, needs an alibi, for whatever reason. The French, given that the film's poster depicted a man and woman embracing, have absolutely no idea which of the two require an alibi, given that the possessive personal pronoun is in gender agreement with the noun to which it refers, i.e alibi. Maybe they're better off for it, everyone hates a spoiler. I have never seen the film.
Yes, I am a interminably tedious cunt.
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itilliterate, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 17:47,
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you made my head boggle
and my brain is starting to fart
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 21:38,
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It's fucking shit.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:05,
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Your mum called...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:26,
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She said the cheque bounced.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:46,
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she gave me a handy jay for a pack of quavers
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 22:16,
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What the hell is MLG?
Somebody got hold of my buddies trailer for his latest microbudget film.... and this happened. For the love of god, what is this?
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beberu, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 11:21,
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I don't see a problem here? It does suffer from a lack of no scope tho! I would get your mate to re edit it with some top no scoping action!
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 12:32,
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did your mate direct this btw?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbfufdhFcEE
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 12:46,
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Nah, he directed this film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CZwa8qL6As it is at the LFF this weekend. Someone must have come across the trailer and added MLG to it.. Have no idea why.
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beberu, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 13:02,
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well that was interesting
WEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:11,
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MLG?
I means Major League Gaming.
But you'd have known that if you had as many head shots as I do, SCRUB!
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WiggZ, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:18,
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Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best-friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
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beberu, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:55,
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FUCKING TEAM OPTIC SCRUB!!
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 17:32,
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A Tale of Momentum & Inertia
Short and sweet! Happy weekend everyone. :D
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 9:35,
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Lol Ha!
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Spin Its a thing., Sat 18 Oct 2014, 10:50,
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Oddly satisfying
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 11:04,
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I like that.
I suspect that is Rombald.
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Varmint, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 13:16,
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Oh, that's lovely.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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I liked that! :)
Happy saturday. :)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:02,
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Really rather wonderful.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:23,
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This is nice :o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:31,
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inevitable
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macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Oct 2014, 15:45,
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Marvellous!
...and that, children, just about sums up international politics.
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Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 16:01,
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"A Tale of Momentum & Inertia..."
...and how stupidly futile the human race really is.
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Cock, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 16:25,
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Succinct.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 19:36,
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Was the camera
Inside a picnic basket?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:23,
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It's
Pic-a-nic basket.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:44,
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Dawww
So being mauled by a grizzly doesn't look so bad after all.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 14:52,
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The Orb - RA.136
Because im buggered and its helping me chill the fuck out.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 18 Oct 2014, 4:53,
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thanks
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 5:47,
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AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT...!
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 5:48,
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Don't suppose you've got a copy of the KLF chill out album that I could nick?
Bloody expensive to buy second hand...
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 15:07,
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Check this and the sequel from his webiste
It's my going-to-sleep-when-I'm-mashed music.
www.djriver.com/comp_the_mind_expanderI_.htm
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 16:47,
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Spider Danz Time!
Warning: May Contain Spiders.
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tubaman, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 4:51,
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Playing The Star-Spangled Banner with a Gun
The ultimate demonstration of patriotism.....
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klondyker, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 4:42,
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He's playing it left handed
just like Jimi did
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 8:02,
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now do Flight of the Bumble Bee
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 13:07,
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