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This is a link post FUCK THAT LITTLE MOUSE COS I'M AN ALBATRAOZ
Need I say more?
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Bangin'.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post whut

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is actually a social critique on the current eco-political climate of the western hemisphere overlayed against it's own quasi-judicial system. Bravo her for saying what we're all thinking.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post no, it's actually quite popular song

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this kinda shit is well boss in other parts of Europe

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It was number one in Spain*
*according to the comments.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the crisis.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post watching deadmau5 in a few weeks

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is it punishment or did you lose a bet?
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post designing some basic stuff for a festival area so I get a free pass
of current dance music it was the only name I recognized
I think the clip above tries to be some proto version of what that guy does much better. It's the sort of stuff the neighbours' kids play too loudly, what do I know.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
I hate festival time when i'm not going to any, loads of people come over, only play the festivals and then fucks off again, would like to see so many people this year but they're only playing festivals which i can't go to :-(
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah =(
Happily one job this summer ending just a few days before this festival starts so I accepted volonteering some work vs a pass
Can't stand music festivals much but I really want to see everyone coming to town for the event.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was shit
Sound of the summer.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
To me it sounds like 3 tracks of totally different styles being played at once with someone talking out loud while reading a dictionary.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A what?

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy who did the record is in a band called Albatraoz*
*according to LastFM.

Fucking shit name for a band.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post makes me want to post a Napalm Death song

(, Fri 22 May 2015, 10:31, Reply)
This is a link post TBM Avenger starts smoking badly while flying low level over Washinton DC
Emergency landing and all that jazz in a 70 year plane that was expected to last about 100 hours in combat.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Great flying!
Even though all he did was sit there and play with his nob.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He pulled out
And flared in style.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 22:26, Reply)
This is a link post The Internetest safety video on the Internet.
This is fucking awful.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone on reddit commented
it's like watching your parents trying to be cool
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely, i actually cringed through it.
I'm not surprised these people are agreeing to this kind of thing though, youtube is tough these days.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha yes
you can't blame them for hanging on I suppose, but have a little self respect innit
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Self respect?
These people have been broadcasting most of their lives for ages, self respect is the last thing they'd think of preserving.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ad man: "Get me every single youtuber from 2005 until now"
I think Delta have had some bad press recently that spread through social media so I reckon they thought this would engage them with their internet audience. Or summat.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It makes me hope i never have to fly Delta again.
I'd be worried they'd have the pilot dressed up as Mickey Mouse of something.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post BURN IT WITH FIRE!
erm, that was dumb.
"Clicks on PA intercom button"
-Does anybody in this plane know how to fly this plane? The pilots are kinda roasted to a crisp.
"Muffled screaming"
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's excruciating.
I'd be running for the exits at that.

Actually, I did quite like the one I saw done with child's voices. I think it was Thomson.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
that thomson one is awful
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Why does he keep saying owl instead of aisle?
Also the video is wank.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell
although still not as bad as the shitty one thomson use.
it's read out by a whiny american child. really unpleasant on a shitty 4am charter flight
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite enjoyed that actually

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww, bless.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pleased to see Mr Goatse
had enough dignity to turn them down.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he did the TSA vid instead

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post christ

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Relax.
Angry German Kid is flying the plane.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks a bunch, Delta.
I'd forgotten all about that Harlem Shake (or whatever it was called). Ugh.
*wearily picks up high-powered rifle AGAIN and proceeds to vantage point overlooking busy town square*
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 8:56, Reply)
This is a link post Pushing my luck with Lava I made this!
Video from my quest to poke lava with a stick.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some impressive poking...
Is there a series of poked things I can watch??
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Part Deux:
Your mum
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I was waiting for you to spin about and unwittingly fling lava from the stick end on the camera man.
I lava good prank.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post We're not ready for humour of that magmatude

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I admire the flow from your fissure.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a bit hit and pumice

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Like your wife: I caldera slag.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post that's hot

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's made me hard as obsidian!

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What a palava.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Aa
Good punnage all round
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Why crack just one pun when you can Krakatoa?

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll pray to St. Helens for your soul

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be the worried friend but more sarcastic
"If you topple in there, can I get your camera if I manage to grab it off you before it fries?"
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post if only they had sticks in Pompeii

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post A proper b3tan
would have given the volcano a golden shower.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The Oracle has spoken!

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I suddenly feel the need to do that.
Also, proper pipe!
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That pipe
Speaks to my very soul. Respect.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post what happens when you shoot it?

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You stop it spreading and committing terrorist attacks.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That was like opening the flaps on a fifty years old.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post Reminded of this gem, Bowie/Outside
The Heart's Filthy Lesson

There's so little of what he made from Tin Machine and on that even registered, perhaps another ten years before that as well. Outside had some OK moments though.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Strangers when we meet from that album is easily in my Bowie all time top 10
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkwQHG3JSdg
no doubt more to do with where/when I heard it or something, but it works for me
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Easily one of my favorite albums from beginning to end
Love the concept...One of the few albums that could really take you on a journey
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 19:51, Reply)
This is a link post Bill O Reilly is a massive sex pest
point 32 onwards

at times very funny
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
sexpest cunting cunty McCunt of a cunty cuntflap. And a sex pest.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post and, apparently,
wife beater
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post And a addict.
But he tells everybody that THEY are the problem.
I don't get how this douche even qualifies for free air.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post Normal for Sunderland
This bloke is ace!
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, give him the snip.
Also, reading the word 'feckless' in an article really made me smile :D
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, snip his head off

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Top comment:
'Prince of Poundland'!
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:08, Reply)
This is a link post Monkey Day Care
'Growing up as a child research subject'
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:46, Reply)
This is a link post Top 5 Re-Mastered and Re-Released Games Of The Current Generation I made this!

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i like your username

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
it came from the heart.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post came from the fart
...like a cum bubble :/
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post enjoy your dinner

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ...unfortunately they were all CivEng students and failed their course
Rather nicely done. So how long until this gets taken down for using the music?
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends if YT is in a "Take down first, ask question later" mood.
From YT description
"49 students were each given 52 frames of Taylor Swift's Shake it Off and together they produced 2767 frames of lovingly hand-drawn rotoscoped footage.
Thank you to all the students of DESN2801: Animation 1 at the University of Newcastle for your enthusiasm, good humour and terrific roto skills! "


And:
What Is Fair Use?
"In its most general sense, a fair use is any copying of copyrighted material done for a limited and “transformative” purpose, such as to comment upon, criticize, or parody a copyrighted work. Such uses can be done without permission from the copyright owner."
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post (I was joking about the CivEng bit. Like CivEngs would be able to do this)
(And I was joking about that CivEng bit too. Probably)

And it's generally the music companies that have bots scouring the site for songs which result in automated takedown notices. Happens a lot. Even to songs they don't own.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
Go Kids!
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Taylor Swift
Not the music, and she's a little thin for my taste, but she's not putting out stuff that is over sexual for kids. And she seems to enjoy interacting with fans, visits them and in general a really nice person.
With the narcissistic and too cool for school pop people today, I find it refreshing.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
I've got a crush on her too.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Not so much a crush
but she's so damn nice, I don't know how anyone can genuinely not like her.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
you're right, I would totally give 'er one too
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be so vulgar
You would just be stirring Calvin Harris's custard. Just think of that!
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll pass your number to her later
666 isn't it?
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Taylor Swift dancing with Antoine de Caunes
So that's what he's doing these days...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsMeZ1JAaXM
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:45, Reply)
This is a link post Remember War on Terror the boardgame? Well I've made a new game and this one's about religion I made this!
Ok, you may not remember (or care); it was a while back. But you might be interested to know that we're about to release our third game - and in this one, you get to create your own religion, around the worship of a holy chicken. It's called The Hen Commandments:



Oh and you can preorder it (if you're in the UK) here.

Happy to answer any questions/ field creative insults if you have any.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks... interesting
Send me a free copy and I'll try to get a review in Fenix magazine!
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, that'd be great
drop me an email - andrew at terrorbullgames.co.uk
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah send me a free one too and I'll put a review in the local public bogs

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I can vouch for this
My mum's phone has been ringing off the hook ever since Fadge's review
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That's our target market
You'd do that, Kind stranger?
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
You'd do that,Kindto a stranger?
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, send me a free one and I'll post it up on B3ta/links for you.
Cheers.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure.
And if I like it I'll tell Daz down the The White Horse about it.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post El Daz?
Stop celebrity name whoring, it's not like he would even talk to you.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post well it would be hard for him to talk to any one after the dreadfull ball gag in the mouth incident

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice - hope it works out and sells a lot.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw your terror game for sale in Paris Charles De Gaulle airport.
Strange place to be selling it.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that's.... unusual!
God, we couldn't get it onto the high street, but it's being sold in an airport!? Mental...
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Give me a free copy or i'll come round your house and throw a brick through the front window.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I was given a copy of war on terror as a present.
I haven't played it yet, but I wear the balaclava.

Tru fax.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:18, Reply)
This is a link post Ever wonder what a 1977 NYC Park Jam sounded like? NSFW
40 minutes from the very dawn of hip hop. Well worth plugging in the headphones for.

(Tagged NSFW for very sporadic use of language)

EDIT well that was odd. Copied the wrong url and now it won't let me replace it.

Actual thing that I meant to link to

Sorry. *digs L plates out of the cupboard and heads off for FAQ revision*
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
Will put it on whilst i cook when i get home :D
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Have some Colt 45 and Miller handy.
Available from the green truck.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ayyy

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
All I get is a MTV Cribs video?
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Humm just a sec.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it changes the url as you scroll down the page and I grabbed the wrong one.
Proper link now added above.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 15:57, Reply)
This is a link post Teen Thangz: Habib Part 4 I made this!
Had a big budget for costume design for the latest one.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all kicking off now
damn you Habib.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
careful out there
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you got the complete ACE Trucking Co for a quid?

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Got the "phonebook" editions of those.
Artwork is still brilliant with lots of little details going on in the background.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a PSI Judge Anderson poster that looks like I've spilt glue on it at some point. All over her chest. 50p?

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 22:38, Reply)
This is a link post The Heterophobic Taxi Driver
Lolz.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
The way that they took something and just, like, flipped it 180 degrees is like, really powerful. It has made me re-evaluated the way that I think of the issue.

This is such a powerful concept, I can imagine it being used to highlight other issues.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The dress was definitely gold and white.

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i didn't go to the wedding that dress was from.
i couldn't afford it and i wanted to take time off for other stuff a few weeks later so i did that instead.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it was 'put forth' by 'The Pink News'
So I assume 'they're' okay with it
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Company latches onto moral crusade in order to advertise and make money.
Clappity clap.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 3, 6, 9?

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really.
Theses a vote on Gay Marriage today and this is to highlight the absurdity of homophobia. He even offers free lifts to the vote!
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 10:17, Reply)
This is a link post So EMP weapons are now a thing...
Non lethal, but check out the computer at the back 35 seconds in throwing out a frisbee of death... (tm)
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ha ha, it needed to clear it's mug stand
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post quickly puts in an order to line the walls his house
www.alibaba.com/product-detail/household-food-aluminium-foil-for-food_1126538933.html
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That shouldn't be necessary
Chicken wire should be enough, from memory. But remember to do the ceiling and floors. Good luck getting any bars on your phone.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Non lethal
Unless you happen to have a pace maker
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post So how did they film it?
He said it took out the cameras, but I'm sure I could see a picture on my screen.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Lead Lined box?
Faraday cage? Maybe old skool film?

Definitely not Betamax though.
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, electronicsh shimulashons
Sho advanshed they shtill use old-school CRT monitorsh to tesht on. Are they stuck in the 1980's
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post large parts of the worlds defense networks are still using old tech
The US nuclear weapons network for instance still relies on floppy discs.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta is running on a commodore 64.
But it does have the 16k memory expansion.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
A.A.C.F.C
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "This video recorded during an earlier test...."
Yeah about 20 years earlier by the look of it
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post haha yes

(, Thu 21 May 2015, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that guy's hair is a bit.....
....suspect? Toupee-like?
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I think his hair is
about as genuine as his 'technology'
(, Fri 22 May 2015, 11:14, Reply)
This is a link post Scarfolk Council advice for citizens.


(, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you posting all over the place
I wondered why the place was dead
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I love scarfolk stuff
I envy him so.
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post Ballistic art
Ouch
(, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:15, Reply)

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