without clicking
its a silent sinking deal. Thrashing around is not drowning.
Apparently there's some crazy reflex that paralyses you and you just sink.
(colmcq2, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:21,
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Almost. Silent bobbing before sinking.
You'll never believe what happens next!
(Varmint, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:26,
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could be a plot for a pornfilm
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:37,
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+ fwap
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:26,
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I got it...but that kid wasn't drowning
He was just shit at reaching his inflatable and frankly if he can't swim WTF was he doing in a f*cking wave pool at the deep end!?
I was a qualified life guard (now lapsed) and did it for three years as summer jobs and what you quickly realise is that some people are really really thick when it comes to risk evaluation - Work out who the fucktards are BEFORE they get in the pool and you've done 95% of all the work you need to do.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:28,
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Wise words.
But I'd like to think if for some reason one of my family, or me, got into difficulty then someone might help. They can berate me after they've saved me.
(Varmint, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:53,
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It's like a Where's Wally where Wally cannot swim and is black.
Is everyone of the victims in these black?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:29,
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It's a prank it's a prank pleasedonthitmeagain!
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:27,
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I noticed that too
All vids I saw, black kid drowning. Every time!
(------, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 18:25,
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Some interesting names there
DeKendrix,JaTavious,Takeitha,JaMarcus,Litrelle,Latevin and LaDarius.
(notoolsovernightyou're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:51,
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interesting
I'd heard of the stereotype but never looked into it.
(------, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:51,
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I kept pressing F5 to try another one and see if it was a non black person drowning
Gave up after watching 15 of them.
If I ran that place I'd put a sign up saying no dogs, irish or b....actually I'd better not go there even though my insurance premiums would likely drop.
(knockear- I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 22:15,
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This is great.
(hieronymus boschpcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:34,
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Different video each time you open it
It seems they didn't know how to swim, which is a bit mental given they are in a swimming pool, not in the process of being taught to swim
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:54,
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Hadn't noticed that.
Just watched one where I spotted the drownee quickly, but it was ages before he was saved and he was going down. Not nice to see. But they all lived happily ever after.
I think the wave action catches some of them out. Suddenly the water is a couple of feet deeper and they can't touch the bottom.
(Varmint, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:07,
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Everyone looks like they're having a lovely time to be honest.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 18:10,
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Yeah, and I'm sat at a computer watching this, so there's little I could do to help even if I could spot them.
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 19:27,
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I'm the kind of guy who can't even see the gorilla when I'm expecting it, though.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 20:05,
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The spice must flow
(Scientiread a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 15:35,
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He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!
(SpangoTheWonderBadgeris brewing beer, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 15:37,
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Excellent
I'll stick to the kebab with extra chilli sauce diet, then, and presumably still be sprightly in my 90s.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 15:41,
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Fundamentals of Cheese Science
Today I learned that solid cheeses from the fridge are excellent conductors after giving a colleague an electrical shock when handing them a piece of smoked bavarian cheese. This led to a few google searches, one of which turned up this rather excellently titled (but rather pricey) book.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 14:43,
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that never would have o curd to me
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 15:30,
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actually, it seems rather emmenthalery, my dear man
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 15:33,
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Edam you and your puns -
you're really making me see Red (Leicester).
(kitarois all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 5 Aug 2015, 15:51,
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There is an Abondance of them...
Gouda keep up!
(SpinIts a thing., Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:07,
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we ought to go for a chevre-on here
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:23,
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Kefalotyri tantrums will result.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:07,
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Whey to go, but
to avoid abuse from(age) others, cheese puns should be used very Caerphilly.
(kitarois all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 5 Aug 2015, 16:37,
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I wonder if the research was paneer reviewed
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:24,
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I think it was considered a feta-compli.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 17:29,
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(jakedamusssI understand, and dont care., Wed 5 Aug 2015, 14:13,
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30:33 Heliosphan
FTW
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 14:20,
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Still great
Although the title is something of a misnomer. Used to have the vinyl of this kicking around, but it was scratched to buggery after way too many plays
(The Great Unintendo, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 15:35,
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Good. I hope they beat the living shit out of him in jail.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:47,
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"Get him, Rolf!"
(UTB, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 14:04,
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It's a shame someone hasn't beaten the living shit out of him in the street
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 15:21,
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He'll get off.
Sadly.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 14:03,
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Like a crywank?
Well if he does get put away he'll definitely get off sadly - I reckon he'll be less than joyous about all the involuntary orgasms caused by all those men's pork swords poking at his prostate.
Apologies for the mental images that conjures... don't have nightmares, do sleep well. #nickross
(kitarois all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 5 Aug 2015, 15:47,
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That's pretty cool
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:29,
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Wha...?
"Chris Hyndman Knows a sexy raver that farts butts"
(UTB, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:50,
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What's all this about sexy ravers?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:59,
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Insane forest fire in california
Is so vast it creates its own weather system that produces wind that fans the fire in all directions.
Pyrocumulus cloud that rises then collapses on itself, producing enormous strong winds.
(colmcq2, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:09,
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sounds typical of one of my erections
#sigh
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 15:18,
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"enormous strong wind"
Sounds "fun"
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 15:39,
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No good deed goes unpunished.
Cop frees skunk from yoghurt container stuck on its head. What happened next will blow your mind.
(Tuskknows where you live, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:48,
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There are plenty of wealthy people who've run out of things to spend their easy earned money on. Fair play if you can capitalise on that.
(cackbastardcriminally inane, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:50,
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You can already buy mountain air in a can too.
There's a customer born every minute.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:08,
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Anything that takes money from rich people and puts it back into circulation is a good thing.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 14:40,
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Re: that crane toppling over in Holland
New footage has emerged. Keep your eye on the chap mending the pavement next to the blue smart. Talk about a close shave.
(Tuskknows where you live, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:21,
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I like the bit where the dust obscures everything.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:28,
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It's like a more pleasant, regional version of 9/11
(Tuskknows where you live, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:36,
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best use of 9/11 in a sentence yet
....and there has been many
(theWooinator, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:57,
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What would you rate it?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:05,
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Nine out of eleven?
(UTB, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:52,
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11 out of 9
'merican idiot
(P-MONKEWe're all fucked, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 14:20,
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De winkels ook weer open
Does this mean he pissed his pants?
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:39,
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pissed shat. It means the shops are open for business.
(Tuskknows where you live, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:55,
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"fucking bus was late, got a bollocking from my boss and I have to repair this shitty pavement
how can this day get any worse?"
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:16,
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CELEBRITY GOSS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Kermit the Frog & Miss Piggy announce separation after “thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling”.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:09,
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Again?
It's the kids I feel sorry for.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:15,
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All those little frigs.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:24,
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Oh fucksticks.
What kind of spastic links to facebook on here!?
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:26,
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sorry for
(social hand grenadeI was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 14:17,
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Story about cats.
Daily Mash article (sorry, but it really has had me chuckling)
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:44,
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don't be sorry
be proud
(dirk speedriftSit doon, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:47,
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“You can’t just run at another cat and start fucking it up, this isn’t WWE wrestling or something.”
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 11:10,
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57120
I live in Edinburgh....
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:04,
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That's a bitch of a commute
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:07,
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cheaper than living in London
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:52,
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12153 calories.
According to this site. That is how much I would burn walking from London to where I live.
(WiggZ, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:48,
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Either you're very fat and live in London, or you live in Leicester, Norwich or Bristol, as a guess
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 11:12,
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Tonight will be alright
Tomorrow, I'm meant to get a morning train from Kings Cross to ooop North, then I'm not getting back till about 8 at night, so I'll probably end up walking home from Kings Cross in the evening after a few cans of Stella and some crisps on the train.
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:06,
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Having a long weekend
North London grinds to a stand still when the tube's broken. I should just about manage to get home tonight before our comrades go to the pub
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:13,
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yeah!! Labour's broken Britain! oh wait... You are playing the game of copying posts from the Daily Fail without quotes?
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 11:05,
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?
I said i'm not bothering to go to work tomorrow because North London can't cope without the tube, and should just about manage to get home tonight before the tube workers go on strike and go to the pub
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 11:18,
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during a tube strike
I love the confused office workers wandering around like the walking dead, staring into google maps & unable to locate their offices. Tube strikes are great - for a lot of people I guess it's the first time they have to consider the geography of where they live, rather than popping up from underground like a fucking lemming.
(rofl harris, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:06,
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Lemmings use public transport now?
Was this one of the features they added in the 3d version?
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:30,
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i work from home
getting fatter daily
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 11:11,
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I bet you've got a right arm
like Popeye
(SnowyTheWereRabbitthe Leporid from Hell, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 11:39,
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hahahah
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 11:48,
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what I did to begin with
was left some dumbbells on the landing. Lifted them a few times each time I passed, or some squats etc. It becomes habit and takes next to no time, so you don't get too bored. You start seeing results and makes you want to do more.
voila, got down to 9 and a half stone last year, but up to 10 stone and a bit now. EDIT: damn, it posted twice, I deleted one without thinking and reply has now gone :(
(------, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:54,
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Do they do a version for Stephen Hawkins or wayne rainey
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 11:24,
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Mornington Crescent!
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 5 Aug 2015, 11:43,
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If I was to walk home, the most direct way takes me on the A3 and M25.
Does anyone know if it's safer to walk on the central reservation or hard shoulder? Should I walk facing the traffic or with it?
(herd of chickensFirst part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:13,
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If you listen to cyclists
The safest place is right in the middle of the lane.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:16,
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Now plug your new show on Amazon Prime.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:24,
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It'll be the best show...
... .. .
In the world.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:06,
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Don't worry none of the traffic is moving so it can't hit you
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:21,
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Not sure how this works with the misuse of the drugs act because I thought that had a blanket ban on all Cannabinoids. Yet amazon is flooded with CBD oil (see charlotte's web in the states).
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 9:33,
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I assume these scientists work for the legalise cannabis brigade, and also claim its not addictive, its a load of codswallop and I wonder just how many of those they "followed" are on the level, they will eventually legalise cannabis and it will open the flood gates to a generation of the lost, which future Dr,s and scientists will be asking for it to be illegal again because of all the health problems it is causing, but hey lets encourage todays lack of parental guidance and disciplined youth to use it, lets just say for myself I'm glad I'm getting old an dwont be around when they eventually mature at around 40, but I feel sorry for my kids and their families
(colmcq2, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 9:56,
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Bit of an overlooked point is...
They're big ,fuck off untipped cornetto type roll-ups. So, that in itself is a great reason not to legalise.
(SpinIts a thing., Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:06,
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What a waste of one's life to do study on cannabis. Might as well blog or write for Cosmopolitan.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:07,
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You're just bitter because you're losing the bet :)
And now there's actually been some proper scientific work into that plant over the past two decades instead of the home office saying "drugs are bad" new medicines and therapeutic techniques for previously untreatable conditions are being found.
Sounds a tad more worthy than being a writer for Cosmo.
[edit] I see you are playing a game, you bummer.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:29,
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I've forgotten the bet. What was it?
Anecdotally: It's been effectively decriminalised in Bristol: I think the police have been told that their efforts are best directed elsewhere. The city centre stinks of grass & I've often noticed people smoking whilst passing police officers.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:45,
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The bet was the cannabis would be available legally in the UK within the term of this parliment.
Depending on various definitions it's already won but i'm happy to let it pass.
There's been a few police forces effectively decriminalizing it around the country recently. May's not come out with a hard line "drugs are bad" statement.
Interesting things appear to be happening, I suspect tax revenue on fags are way down and they're looking for a new tax crop.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:57,
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You seem awfully upset about a hypothetical thing that wouldn't even affect you.
How much better the world would be if we didn't have anyone who supported a ban on something that other people do without harming each other.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:18,
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^TALKING 'BOUT BUMMING
col & I are playing the "quote the comments without speech marks" game, btw.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:28,
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Ah right... I just saw the one you were quoting.
Now I feel very silly indeed. ...In that case I'll pick my favourite response.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:30,
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I wouldn't he got me too.
Which is disturbing on many levels.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:31,
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hahahahahaaa
(colmcq2, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 12:46,
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"No more of that daft nonsense from you please!"
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:31,
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God what a tedious fucking debate
who gives a shit really? Legal, not legal, who cares. It just fucking boring now.
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 9:59,
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You cared enough to post.
Thank you for your contribution. :)
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 10:24,
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More surprising is the mail running a "something not causing cancer" story
(rofl harris, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:09,
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The mail running a "something not causing cancer" story causes cancer.
(I read that in the mail once)
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2015, 13:32,
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