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This is a link post Rodeo Terrorists - All I Want For Christmas I made this!
The count down to the armageddon has begun, if anyone wants to add a vocal let me know
tldl, an instrumental manhole cover version.
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They're a bit small and humble for mountains.
How confusing.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post top trolling :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Had to double check the lyrics hadn't been Greenwashed

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post What an excellent choice of song!
I'm sure the Pope heartily agrees with it and its message.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 27 Sep 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Rumour has it this was her first choice - NSFW (or Church)
Tim Minchin - The Pope Song
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sun 27 Sep 2015, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post Rick-rolled by Apple
Scroll to the bottom and say what you see.
 (absurdistan, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(sithemong, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post



spoiler alert
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Up Yu VeGiNa ?

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post NoRg EvEn

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck all unusual.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post One nork higher than the other one?
That's not even a Morrissey song.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Copyright © 2015 Apple Inc. All rights reserved. Terms of Use Updated Privacy Policy Use of Cookies
i don't get it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It is saying
ve gi na
 (I helped save b3ta! Signify, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post Cook Islands vs New Zealand
In honour of the rugby, here are two teams of very large blokes getting in a massive fight and having a laugh about it afterwards
(Finite once again, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This what happens when you invite a Drag Queen to a game

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 22:47, Reply)
This is a link post 'Bitch I'm Madonna' musicless video
these videos are getting better and better
(disconnected, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 18:37, Reply)
This is a link post Blue Pooh. NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post El Vez
Replete with cheesy Beatles montage.
edit- for a perspective, he used to be in this band www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg1fuaYZKZw
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet
This guy is very entertaining. Years ago he produced a 5" vinyl single that came in a CD case.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post cool

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post Heres one for silly name corner
this one lives upto the local tradition of the runs
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 16:42, Reply)
This is a link post Nice one Nottingham!!
Reporter harassed whilst going on about something or other and not having her tits out.
 (SquidHead, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post was it a
fuck her right in the pussy comment?
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Buff her round the edge!

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know what was said?
I'd be more worried about censorship of the news than what some guys may have said. Assuming this IS news. Maybe it only became news when someone said something to her. I don't know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 27 Sep 2015, 2:26, Reply)
This is a link post DCaC

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm guessing this video is more than a week old

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post pffffft!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
1. He's an Etonian just like the rest of them.
2. He's a career politician just like the rest of them.
3. He's a cunt... just like the rest of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 17:53, Reply)
This is a link post Cow holiday I made this!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely! But the water doesn't look too warm, in fact it looks friesian
something something Town Called Panic
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Udderly bullock tingly cold
/Town Called Panic
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post How delightfully random!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post woo!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post MaC

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post T&J

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post toxoplasmosis and jumpiness?

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Tits'n'Jazz

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Tomfoolery & Jerrymandering

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 27 Sep 2015, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid mouse
can't read the sign
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Might have been better
without some helium filled cunt shouting about how hilarious it was
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 27 Sep 2015, 3:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah...
I had it on mute, didnt realise.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 27 Sep 2015, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post Something for all you people
suck it
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post your done

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post your nob has been gobbled

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sun 27 Sep 2015, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes much more sense than a doorstop

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Entering a room will never be the same again.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post nom nom nom XD

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
In England we tend to have walls made from something a bit more substantial than thick cardboard.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post igloo?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post bless you

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 27 Sep 2015, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, well just to turn the tables here's Gobblers Knob:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhSWPEo5hOg
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post And if lose game, you must shove black cherry up anus.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Beware of Irish party games too?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post and viennese I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post How to build a deck
I know I'm being childish, but this is cracking me up.
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 8===D

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He should probably have worn a helmet.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 26 Sep 2015, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Best kiwi pronunciation lols I came across driving to work
On the radio "Silver Ferns are competing today in the World Nipple Championships"

Lolwtfomgsnort

(netball)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist!

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 26 Sep 2015, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Evidently you can build one under 1.5 metres without a permit
Whoh!
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Just be careful where in your garden you erect it.

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post With that much dicking going on.....
I'm surprised he didn't have any good screws. Nails, nails, nails. What a savage.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
ant n dick
 (terryhoosh remembers when this was all fields, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post nailed it

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 26 Sep 2015, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I went out with a Kiwi girl once...
Went for drinks at her parents' place and had to listen to her dad describe in great detail his method for cleaning his 'deck'.

Required quite a lot of fist biting and pretend sneezing.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bg586-wl38
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 27 Sep 2015, 22:26, Reply)
This is a link post Phil Tippett's Prehistoric Beast
Nice go-motion short from 1984.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post just got back from hols and this popped up on my facebonk feed
ok so which one of you is this?
 (grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Like.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 15:49, Reply)
This is a link post racism in porn (sfw}
thoughts?
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I think calling the refusal to have sex with a black person a racist act is really conceited.
People have preferences and beliefs that should always be respected. Okay, so a girl in the porn industry would be expected to perform some kid of sex act, otherwise... it's not porn, but there should be no expectation for her to sleep with whoever her agent or a producer expects.

I don't find Black girls as attractive as Caucasian, because my mind is wired that way. But I consider myself to be completely un-racist. Were I in porn, if I turned down a job with a Black girl would I be racist? Not in my opinion; it makes no more sense than calling me discriminatory for not wanting to do BBW porn, or homophobic for not wanting to sleep with a guy. I'd have things I would and wouldn't agree to.

I think what this boils down to is a complete twat who's a 'don' in the porn industry is up on his soapbox because girls aren't pieces of meat who do exactly as they're told, but he's a greedy cunt who wants more money.
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ohm my god

(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post watt do you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
in my haste... I meant to post this reply to the post below.... still hungover from holidays
 (grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post fairy nuff
the one with the bird feet? Ohm my god indeed!
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
and I also totally agree with your comments relating to the video.
 (grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post too beaucoup

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Same

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Some well known and prolific actresses never seem to do any scenes with black guys
while complete unknowns do gangbang scenes with 20 at a time. So its hard to agree with everything he says. Most male black porn actors are pretty massively hung, so I can see that putting off a lot of actresses. But you don't have to look hard for racism in porn, what's interesting though is how its made it into some kinky taboo.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:22, Reply)
This is a link post awwww! the power pole won! not safe for work or eagles!!! NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Was Barry Scott involved?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Cannot unsee Henry Hoover's avatar

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post The evolution of angry shouting and stamping
They were pretty rubbish back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post And in all the long years of those decades
no team turned about and mooned that lot
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post And the England team has never responded with a Morris Dance

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ^THIS^
Right, i'm getting on the phone IMMEDIATELY
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well the stoopid thing is
The rugby authorities have frowned on other teams "disrespecting" the haka. Which s a bit daft as NZ can do an actual war dance to other teams, and they have to do nothing but stand there. I think if they're going to do a war dance to British teams, we should be allowed to send our biggest player over to their smallest player to accuse him of knocking his pint over, at the very least.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more windmilling
Tried rummaging round, can't find the sketch but it's been on here a few times so I assume everyone knows the one I'm on about.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, found this on a YT link
"They should 15 clones of Phil Mitchell,at the same time,as the All-Blacks,do the haka,going "DO YOU WANT SOME,DO YOU WANT SOME,DO YOU WANT SOME,DO YOU WANT A SLAP,over and over a nd over,again,whilst slapping their thighs,and going very red in the face!!!" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Hb632BCCw)
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Fiji vs Tonga war dance
Wake up and smell the testosterone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p85OqLW204k
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The second team's haka is heavily indebted to the Thriller video isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 26 Sep 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post 1922 looks like the hokey kokey

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Comical

...I agree.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:36, Reply)

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