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This is a link post "Hamlet" and "Aunts and Butlers" I made this!
Some browser-based old-school text adventure games I made years and years ago, thought I'd lost, and found the other day on an old laptop. Enjoy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Newington, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Don't you ever grow up....
....as this is what being child is all about....
Made me smile.
 (jingle_man, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:09, , Reply)
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Top lad!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kate McCann
Has new robot son
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a link post On a hot Russian day nothing hits the spot better than a chilled glass of mercury.

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
Is he dead yet? Pillock.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post jesus
isn't that stuff massively toxic without even touching it?
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but it obviously tastes good too

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post the thing with mercury...
is that it turns from a liquid to a gas at room temperature, and the particles of mercury get into the lungs...

it is however completely harmless to drink, as it's so heavy it works it's way out...

however to drink it safely you must be absolutely sure that you are not inhaling it, as you drink it....

you certainly wouldn't want any "going down the wrong whole"
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also mercury has hardly any calories. A great alternative to milk
especially on coco pops. It turns the cereal silvery.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post so as long as it's a chilly day he's fine?

(sithemong, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post he is russian
we have solved the mystery
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It also weighs down your poo
so no pesky "3 flush floaters"
 (m.auron, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:07, , Reply)
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Also a great laugh at airport x-rays and body scanners.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool
he's a human thermometer now
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post so Jimmy Greaves made a snuff film

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll fuck his amalgam fillings.
Actually it would fuck his gold fillings even more.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post already displaying symptoms of mercury poisoning

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why he is talking about aircrafts and radiation btw?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a link post disco//graph
awesome visualisation of discogs back catalogues
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post this reminds me of a series on the bogglebox a few years ago
It did the same thing but as a documentary type program, it would start with one band/singer/musician and then track them back through there career and who they worked with and collaborated with.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:53, , Reply)
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Rock Family Trees? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvc03P9Z9YI
Here is a clip of one episode. There seems to be other episodes on the sidebar.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes thats the one

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Make your browser cry
With some WebGL tech demos. These aren't pre-rendered, they're rendered on the fly and only use audio, textures and a shader against a flat polygon.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post My browser shouted at me:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Odd
I didn't get that. Might be something unusual going on with the https redirect. Maybe this will work better:
https://www.shadertoy.com/results?query=&sort=popular&from=0&num=12
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy hot poo on stilts!
That seascape one is incredible.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Muck around with some of the variables in the right
It's really cool
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I made the sea a bit rougher
I was nearly sick with the roll and chop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used it to look in on a universe where the value of Pi was 3.000000
It didn't change much.
I don't know what people are worried about...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a bit spesh!
woo
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post it did a cry

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just a cry?
Mine shat itself.
 (m.auron, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post My computer is too shite to run this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 1 Dec 2015, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well now you know what to ask Santa for

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a link post US builds wicked ship-mounted laser weapon, ruins it with choice of ship
5th paragraph down :D
Grauniad link.
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOLz at 'The Captain Of The Ponce', this is camp overdrive.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh sailor!
I love how the Ponce is now properly equipped to "dazzle" the enemy.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm the Rear Admiral
chase me with your laser beam
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
outstanding
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 18:01, , Reply)
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The Captain of the Ponce
Discharged his weapon once
With flagrant disregard for Protocol IV of the Geneva Convention
He directed it at his rival's bonce
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:34, , Reply)
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His name, Rear Admiral Klunder
He blew his foe asunder
The Captain boarded his vessel and found his remains
His booty he did plunder
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post "because the Ponce is 43 years old..."

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post But just to the right of the article; a 44 year old....
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/dec/01/osborne-reliant-on-rising-immigration-levels-to-achieve-budget-surplus
 (I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bought the same thermal imaging camera for work!
That's a fluke TI25, great bit of kit. He's probably playing Predator with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:34, , Reply)
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I wish I worked in electronics still and had a bench full of Fluke testing gear again. Fuck computers!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a link post The dragon
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wawel_Dragon

Uh, I don't know :|
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Bloomberg's rather strange 404 page
Anger management issues?
 (I helped save b3ta! GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a link post What's cooler than being cool?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 8:13, , Reply)
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alright, alright
 (stoodles non-bio, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a link post best name for a singer ever
IMHO
 (grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 6:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ?
Iduntgeddit.

But I'm pleased by his stated level of commitment.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post What Garry Glitter should have been called

(I helped save b3ta! GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
I'm slower than a hypoglycemic sloth with a rectum full of concrete porridge.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Internet!
The only thing missing is a mullet.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 2:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
needs to be a gif XD
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a link post This is a genuine advert for burgers
I shit you not. I can't imagine anything making me want a burger less.
It's like if Family Guy were hired to advertise Clam Chowder.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPAMMY.
As penance thou shalt find some content that's not directly pinched from reddit (but is still worth posting).
 (chompedhomas, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't find it on reddit
So ner
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:27, , Reply)
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Rick and Morty is brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're fucking everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60

It's one of those rare instances where I don't care about the shilling because it's actually good.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:18, , Reply)
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cytu.be/
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:25, , Reply)
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it made you repost their advert though
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 1 Dec 2015, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post they're*

(frenchtoilet, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 7:07, , Reply)
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And it's so gross I'd do it again
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:13, , Reply)
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A bit like the Quiznos advert from a few years ago that they reckon almost destroyed the company - youtube.com/watch?v=55oVPn7sFuM
 (Benzyl, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Dotto Dotto Dotto

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:43, , Reply)
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How delightfully mentals
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post for once I quite like the camera shake

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes it a bit Blair Witch.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds to me like every other 'electronic' tune that has ever been posted on B3ta
... Except better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:45, , Reply)
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Reminded me of fusion or freeform jazz or that MOR wank that merkin posts all the time.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post MOR wank?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:07, , Reply)
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Whitesnake, Def Leppard, Bryan Adams etc etc
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen that, good for me.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a link post What did Marty pick up?
24:45 if the time stamp is a tramp.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love a bit of forced induction on a Mini

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Darth Vader voiced by Schwarzenegger
Gc from 2013
(Sherbs, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I raise you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCeg9AyFWVw
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh
Even better
Could also be good as a c3po voice over
 (Sherbs, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh, Matron!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha HA!!!
"There is no bathroom!" - that reminds me, how DO stormtroopers take a shit then?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found this one - Jake Lloyd as Vader
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_H3_g9PhnM

Synopsising the whole film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is seriously the best of the bunch.
Well edited.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 1 Dec 2015, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Stockholm clinic hands out penis measuring tapes
Stockholm clinic hands out penis measuring tapes
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Penis hands tapes out Stockholm measuring Clinic

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Stockholm penis tapes hands out, clinic measuring.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stockholm Measuring Clinic, tapes hands, penis out.

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only XL I buy these days are kitchen rolls
To .....
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post VHS or Betä?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post U-Matic

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 4:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how they differ from generic tape measures.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post A Tribe Called

Red.

Had this in my head all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had "This Is The Song I Made"
by the Kooki Plopz in my head all day.
https://youtu.be/pehHOqx7JXg?t=14s
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yesterday it was this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQiGiLJINjo
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Big lol at 4/4 by DJ House :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is actually fun.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Pigeon Impossible
Award winning animation.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is great!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Very pretty CG water gif

(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good
But for now will always miss the chaotic nature of the things we see. Something you cannot calculate.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:09, , Reply)

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