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This is a link post Electric motorcycles

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Been waiting for a decent electric motorbike for a while.
One of the big problems is the battery weight. In a car you can have it very low which makes for excellent handling; on a bike the 'obvious' place is the fuel tank which leads to a very strange balance.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want one.
I was looking at trials bikes. Without the noise and fuel, these are appealing. Brakes on the bars. I guess they don't have a clutch either.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that absolute weight is more of a problem than where it is
The TT Zero bikes I've seen have the battery replacing the engine and fuel tank, and the record average lap speed is 119mph vs. the overall record of 134mph so they aren't too shabby at going round corners!
The Mugen TT Zero bike weighs 250kg though - I can't help thinking that the current battery technology is still going to mean a very heavy bike if it's going to have decent range.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Honda VFR weighs about 230kg.
Except when I dropped it on ice once and found it actually weighs 16.4 metric tonnes.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Went to Marvel Universe Live
with the boy the other week and wondered why we weren't deafened by the sound and gassed by the fumes of the stunt bikes. This explains it.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like being in a tent on a very windy night.

(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Come on baby, don't lose your head.
Valentines edition!


(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6 months, eh? that's quite a mess to clean up, what with decomposition and all that

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something so simple as a ShopVac just won't do.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Instead of alerting the authorities, Christian K helped her bury the dismembered corpse in the garden of the house"
Because hey, she'll definitely shag you if you help her do that...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D
The best reason.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Late this afternoon, my whole office was shaken by this.
It is definitely the most exciting day I've ever had at the office.

Edit: Probably not actually very interesting if you're not me.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you burn your fingers on the fuse?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol...
There was a very loud bang accompanying a mild earthquake, and everyone stood up looking round, silently asking "what the FUCK was that?"

I wondered aloud if the backroom's roof had caved in or something, and at that suggestion about half the office staff simultaneously donned their coats and got the fuck out of dodge.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like you're having a Russia moment with all their meteors.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post but on a more British scale.
They don't know the cause of the explosion yet, but I'll bet it was Brexit.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obv. And Trump

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heheheheh....
his name sounds like farts.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer, "I'll be back in a minute. I need to take a Trump."
Make sure you light a match after.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a Ukrainian moment with all their Russian mortars.

(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a Yemini moment with all their US drones

(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Police are keeping an open mind,
but think it was probably a meth lab.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah seems possible...
Some people are missing, so either they're under that rubble or they did one.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could be cannabis
Theres a trend at the moment to use butane to extract all the goodness out of the plant and concentrate it.

But sploady though
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know they call it butane
because they extract it from people butts?
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post nothing funny about a bum

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you draw a face on it and but a cigarette in it.
I love that bit!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I give you Joseph Pujol, AKA Le Pétomane
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tixKopGjn5s
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fabularse
I remember seeing this as a youg 'un, and not being able to breath for part of it.

https://youtu.be/8gym81fY460

I'll never be able to see "Rigsby" in the same light again.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 5:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Loleatta Holloway - Love Sensation (Sid Viscous version) I made this!
I made a tune and added an old soul acapella over the top. I think it works pretty well. Plus it's about LUUURVE, so play it tonight and you might get lucky.*



*no culpability accepted in the event of your getting extremely unlucky
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Give me a ring
Am I Normal? Investigating the Relationship between Penis Length and Sexual Satisfaction
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I own the One Ring
lost it many times but it's always come back
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"they are aiming to recruit heterosexual couples that have been in a relationship for more than six months and who have intercourse at least twice a week"

Good luck with that.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post My wife and I have sex regularly
Christmas wouldn't be the same otherwise.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, my wife said to me the other day "we don't have sex much any more" I replied "What do you mean 'we'?"
B'dum tish. Eye thank you. Weddings, parties, Bar Mitzvahs. Try the veal.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a link post California cheerleader has a bad day

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Private/unavailable vid

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fixed.
Will you be my Valentine?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, you're forward.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/c7LM2TN.gifv
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and you were searching for?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor girl.
I hope she's ok.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her first landing looked like it was right on the coccyx.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post She would have been fine. I'm hard, but gentle.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apt username is apt

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I shouldn't laugh,
but I did.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a link post atheists need to realize that curling paves the path to 'rear end ballet'
I'm not sure what the point of this twitter bot is, but it amused me for 5 minutes.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
atheists need to realize that egg poaching paves the path to hell
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post pogs made my daughter a lesbian

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post PAWGs you mean

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my friends posted a link to this on failbook to prove how evil Christians and Trumpf are.
People pointed out that it was fake and he replied, "but it's still true about Christians and Trumpf".
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop trying to discredit a legitimate Christian news source you filthy curler!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Curling is a tool of the Devil to create more sodomites

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post wanking challenge, more like

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harry Poter will lead to hell
Not sure who he is, but he sounds a wrong 'un.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post "dear atheists, thunderf00t is pitiful".
To be fair, she's bang on the money with that one.
https://twitter.com/_god__is__love_/status/831264421557260288
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post ballroom dancing leads to premarital rimming
and I think we can ALL attest to that.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fear leads to anger.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Suicide - Dream Baby Dream

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post prefer Savages cover
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBfjg9kL5qo
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice Cover!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Heart Shaped Moon I made this!
I'm making an animated interactive story set in virtual reality, mostly on the bridge of a flying saucer.

Here's a valentine test-scene, in which Simon Samson explains the quantum nature of love.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's good, but it's no Stevie R.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a link post 725 FREE Kindle books from the Open University.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, that's amazing

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post *downloads books*
*buys a bookmark for Kindle*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post My brayns just got bigger.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wiv dese lernings 4 free
I 2 wil improov my brayn.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, top linkage!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *falls over*

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post One good turn deserves another

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Behold! The Vortex!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuysY1BekOE
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't it make them throw it all up again immediately after?
and then eat it again, probably.
(Happy Valentines Day.)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Zelda: Majora's Mask Short Film
you've met with an awesome fate...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Muppet Valentime Show, 1974
The first Muppet Show pilot, kinda.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Driving along Bur Way in the Shropshire Hills.
Not me but something I am doing this weekend, hopefully I don't roll to my death.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post To spare me ten minutes of my life
Does anything happen?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man drives down scenic road.
The end.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
Could be salvaged with some groovy Brazilian music from 1973, if you start the video about 04:30, muting that annoying bloke

Trio Ternura - A Gira
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure there's a quick blast
of Jean Michelle Jarre at the six minute mark.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The front fell off.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post When he says "my boring commentary", he is not kidding it he?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Not so sure footed goats
caprine disagreement
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like they defy gravity

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the sheep's name is Harold

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Commander Harris
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXMO9OJ8bFc
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Make oi laaaarrrf....!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Amazon Alexa Question Page
Some genuinely funny questions and even better responses.

I am guessing this may have been seen before.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 6:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I do a cheeky thread jack here?
Anyone got experience with airbrushes?

Looking to get a set for model painting got a budge of about ยฃ100.
Does this look ok?
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B015IYGS1C/
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do
I would not recommend one of those all in one kits at all - I bought one when I wanted to try airbrushing and it was bloody awful and nearly put me off entirely.

For beginning, you'll need to get yourself a compressor for about ยฃ60, and buy an airbrush for about ยฃ50-ish. The Neo by Iwata is a fantastic airbrush for non-professionals, and it was about the fifth airbrush I bought.
I would highly recommend giving yourself an extra thirty quid budget, because more so than with other stuff, you'll be paying several times over the first time a cheap airbrush clogs up and absolutely won't work.

Also, if you're painting models, I've got a set of vallejo paints I bought by mistake when I started, and they're useless for illustration - if you're willing to trust a b3tan with your address, I'd be happy to send them your way so they get used
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's what I would order if I were you
Ignore the cutesy twee cupcakey packaging - what you're buying here is a convenient, hassle free compressor,and a spare airbrush.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cassie-Brown-Cake-Craft-Decorating/dp/B00DSNB690/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1487069740&sr=1-1&keywords=Spray+craft+airbrush

And here's the airbrush I would buy if I were you:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Neo-Iwata-CN-0-35mm-Gravity/dp/B00792I04U/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1487069869&sr=8-2&keywords=neo+iwata+airbrush

This has the bonus of having spare parts readily available when/if you need them. The cheapo off brand airbrushes will just be lumps of metal as soon as anything goes wrong.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers! That's very generous of you.
The airbrush looks fine and good to know about spare parts.
Will get that one probably.

Not sure about the cutesy compressor though.
Would prefer something metal that I can service and repair myself with gopping great heat sinks to make it look all manly!

[edit]
How about this as a replacement for the cupcake set?
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Double-Action-Airbrush-Kit-Compressor-With-Tank-AS186-Paint-Nail-Tatoo-Art-/252567688815?hash=item3ace35166f:g:7b4AAOSwCGVX8hHN

Soddit, just bought it. Got an air tank, spares are avaialble and has big manly heat sinks. Can use the included brushes for dirty jobs like primer.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post This kit works a treat
bit.ly/2lf9M3s
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given the possibilities of what that blind link could have been I feel like I got off lightly.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Puts note in diary*
*Cerebus will click ANYTHING*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, but I wasn't expecting that

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post A mate of mine uses them professionally and swears by these
tinyurl.com/cstormbrushes
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post *hovers*
*bottles it*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can trust me - I'm a b3tan!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh ok then.....
Actually those brushes look pretty good!
Sorry for doubting you there.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sable brushes for fine detail
Horse hair brushes for cleaning shoes.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try making Alexa recognise the Dodgy Album "Free peace sweet"
Never going to happen. It's become a challenge for anyone shouting at my Alexa dots
(, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 14:03, , Reply)

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