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This is a link post The Wall : USA Vs Mexico Dance-off I made this!
Something very daft for fellow B3ta's .
(mr_mekon, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Hot dog shooting trailer trash NSFW
Ron is a seal.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 1 Apr 2017, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't tell if the girl on the phone
is acting being on the phone or is talking to someone whilst desperately trying to get in the shot.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a link post House DJ Shred
Hilarious
GC but no one noticed so worth a relook
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Im not sure i get it?
I fell im missing the joke
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 1 Apr 2017, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can only assume there's a disparity between the sound and the actual music at the event
I think the word "shred" is used for this sort of mixing these days. It was probably something from the hit parade or whatever it's called now.
TBF I found it fairly amusing for about 30 seconds.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post why do I feel
like I'm watching 2 old people trying to send a text message?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Gnop
Had a small weep.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
that's not much of a gnops
...
hmm, actually
that is quite an impressive natural gnops
...

hang on
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Ronaldo bust irl I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is quite special

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fab

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post little bit of wee came out
ignore woo & yay go directly to Humus Hatstand!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 1 Apr 2017, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post outstanding.
maximum points :)
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
That's ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That, sir..
Is a work of genius!
 (chuffster, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That's wonderful
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is special

(gijoel, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suit coming your way!
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post 25 million views, god damn

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah crazy.
I guess that Ronaldo guy is pretty popular despite his weird appearance.
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a link post So Googlemaps is letting you play Ms Pacman right now..
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5073038,-0.09848,14.59z
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better than an April Fools

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Click "Insert coin" icon at bottom left of page.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Sadly CDC standards are slipping
3 hairs per bollock was standard back in the day.
 (Lord Custard, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something something Ainsley Harriot?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tee hee
Reminds me of the Lenny Henry "Cones go home" story.
The paper can hardly complain about grammar - the linked article contains the sentence "My biggest bugbear is when the owner lets their dog off the lead and don't what they're dog is doing" - call me picky but the article claimed to be about ridiculous excuses used by dog owners, and the only one they quote isn't even ridiculous. Crap, maybe, but not ridiculous.
Bah.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something something
Lack of cock and cooking. Maybe cats.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cook Pass Babtridge
that is all
 (Red Lemonade, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Goodbye
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness universities are funding academics to carry out such vital and invaluable research.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is actually pretty cool. If you turn up missing, we'll first interrogate the badgers.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "turn up missing"

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/board/11222988
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, ok, I don't think I've ever engaged with him, but I associate his name with good creative content, so I apologise for being facetious. I wish him well.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1431737
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh hi, Melanie Phillips.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Bandcamp are hiring.
If you're clever enough to solve their riddles you can apply.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a very good idea though...
The purpose of design isn't usually to obfuscate.

Why base your hiring of a web designer, whose purpose is to create things which communicate ideas so clearly that you don't even notice it happening, on the solving of a riddle which is literally the opposite of that?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is a bit daft.
A colleague of mine recognised a couple of the icons as covers of famous design books. But couldn't guess the others. And if you did go for it how would you know you'd go it right? I suppose it helps ween out the time wasters maybe?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Gah
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looking at Wayback, they
seem to have always done this with a puzzle.

Not sure what the answer is, but the last one is an out-of-date edition of Don't Make Me Think, so that's an O.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post WOPR
as far as I can tell (from Wargames)
the last part of the page is the most obvious clue
 (Melatonin, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha.
You poor fool. You have failed to recognise that there are two jobs listed on that page. You have embarrassed yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd actually missed that second one.
Pretty odd that they'd want Customer Support workers who know how to use developer tools.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Customer Support for a website
I think that is a good requirement. Better than bullshit like "Good with people".
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 1 Apr 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ that's what I've remembered too

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Continuing the tales of the Old West: The Donner Party
Simply fascinating tragedy of errors.


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this where the kebab got its name?

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post If not the name, the meat source for certain.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post The other white meat.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shish!

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a link post What was all that moral high grounding about not using people as bargaining chips?
EU link, sorry about that but fucking hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not going to pass comment until Benny has had his say.
Then I will adopt an opinion that is the diametric opposite of what Benny thinks. That way I'm guaranteed to be right because Benny is wrong about everything all of the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top Cat was the leader, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boss Cat.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I predict the Falklands are next, followed by Canada.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha the Falklands ....
Ha, this *really* made me laugh. I can't quite see how Brexit relates to the Falklands, but I love the idea of the islanders saying "fk this, WEngland is going to shit, we're joining Argentina".

Daily Mail readers heads would just be exploding all over middle-W-England.
 (rolandino, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think after the black eye Christina Kirchner left them, Argentina would be spoiling for some good PR for the country.
What are they going to do, send an armada back across the sea, or just say, "screw it, tu nuevo nombre es "Malvinas".
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd gladly have the UK cede the Falklands if this would actually happen.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post So who had war with Spain first?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it matter?
Go down that route and most territories are disputed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make Calais English Again!
It's like a one for one swap.
Sort of.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a link post "Miss Anderson is here to see you Julian"
*frantically kicks kleenex under the bed and tears down posters*
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's probably how Farage got in
"tell him Miss Anderson is at the door"
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Julian is trying to free the world by educating it. It is a romantic struggle. I love him for this."

And she "...said she would not be surprised if people reduced their connection to "just a sexual relationship"."
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post By people,
does she mean Julian Assange and Pamela Anderson?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, she's made great decisions in her taste of men.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yet she turned down Borat's traditional marriage sack.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm impressed she could still walk after Tommy Lee

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably broke her coccyx
Heyyyyy, wait a minute...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here is a recreation of the injury by the Hemsley Green Women's Auxilliary.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like this fella:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=890MJI2zbCg
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the
Jew hater, Pewdiepie
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is clearly a plot to smuggle him out of the embassy inside her cavernous lady garden.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post or tucked between her zorbs

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a link post the man with 14 lives
interesting bit of history, if you like that sort of thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a link post 3D print to cold cast iron

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post "...its had a bath in alcohol..."
haven't we all?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not yet.
But I'm leaving work at 4pm and will have mine then
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've got poets?
Wish I worked for a company that had poets....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find lemoncello does wonders for my pores

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
lemoncello bukkake
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a link post 'Guantánamo has a feral cat problem.
Operation Git-Meow to the rescue.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post They already have the solution
just nobody wants to admit it.
McDonald's, Subway, a Jamaican place, and other food establishments on base.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a link post How Dali produced 'Dali Atomicus'
interesting insight to an interesting photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am glad that such nutters exist.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 31 Mar 2017, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a fine line between nutter and genius
call it art though, and you can get away with all sorts for a living.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it usually nutters who say that?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always assumed it was a composite.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoiler:
It's done exactly how you think it is.
 (chompedhomas, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post i never thought the photographers wife was holding the chair

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed it was photoshop

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great snap. Even if it had been a composite it'd still be cool.
The fact it was all done in camera is just a nice bonus I reckon. I feel bad for the poor soggy flying moggies though.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's ok, they're probably dead now.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still cunts, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, CaC

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stunt Cats are still cunt cats

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Shit! You're Ugly
Sometimes it just needs saying...
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Daphne and Celeste, or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Throws bottle of piss at screen.

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ABBA! Foo Fighters! Ellie Goulding!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 12:39, , Reply)

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