Indie Game Review: Maybot Run
I made this!
Move over Bremner, back off Culshaw, fuck off Bird, Fortune and Private Eye...
Here's some political satire to blow you away...
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dogbomb, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:03,
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Final touches made to Coronation Street set
for one off post-brexit dystopian Christmas special
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:28,
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They've just been looping the last 12 episodes
for four years now and nobody has noticed yet.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:55,
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My guess is they've built another set somewhere else and this is the old one
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 14:11,
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Moved to Salford in 2013 - www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25151472
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Oh lordy...
That was the site of my day job in the late 90s.
So weird to see it look like that now.
If they don't use it for at least a Children in Need zombie apocalypse sketch they are seriously missing out.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 0:09,
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Seeing as we are posting nipper memories...
In the UK we had to deal with this madness. Anyone seen "nosegays" at their local gardening center?
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:48,
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Without clicking, this triggered the recollection of how much I fucking hated Adrian Hedley and his travesty of mime *_*
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 11:59,
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Inspired by the Monkey opening theme below
I can't believe they're still doing the rounds in Japan singing the closing credits to audiences.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:43,
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im confused
is it popular because of monkey or because its an epic tune that people love?
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:59,
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It's a style of music called Enka,
essentially, Japanese Blues...a sentimental ballad style that's been very popular over there for decades and is a karaoke favourite.
I'm honoured to be working with this UK-based Enka singer next weekend for the third year in a row.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 0:23,
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Yeah, in Japan it's mostly listened to by pensioners, Yakuza and Japanese Far Right Nationalists though.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 4 Nov 2017, 12:47,
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In Germany, we watched this as nippers
(don't ask me why everyone looks chromosomatically challenged)
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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:34,
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In the UK we got telly where everyone WAS chromosomatically challenged.
and it were glorious!
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New restoration of the original Canadian version of Rock & Rule.
One of my all time favourites.
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I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:21,
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I'm not familiar with this...
I'll definitely give it a watch when I get a chance.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 0:29,
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I picked this up on DVD online a few years ao for the BF as he always spoke fondly of it
Never watched it as a kid but yeah, the end music is great!
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:13,
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Nips etc
youtu.be/FHmA37crG8c?t=121
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:18,
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Isn't it though?
A lot of telly thought stuff like this is ok because the screen qualities crap no-one will notice.
But notice we did, still have very fond memories of Dr Whos assistant Leela.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:16,
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Didn't George Lucas instruct Carrie Fisher that there was no underwear in space?
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Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:34,
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I find your lack of lace disturbing
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:11,
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what a delightful gif
i could stare at that all day - if I forgot its a dancing corpse. *cries*
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:18,
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Wowsers!
I thought Lucas had them strapped down with gaffer tape though?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:00,
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Gaffer tape only on her nipples because they would have poked through that flimsy costume and had someone's eye out.
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Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:42,
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3:20
Wasn't that sampled by UNKLE at the beginning of "Drums of Death" on Psyence Fiction?
(6:30, too.)
/trainspotting
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:31,
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They sampled Alan Hawksaw's Countdown.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMM8dCelBFw
Looks like the Blakes 7 team used it too.
Had to look that up though, thank you "who sampled" and IMDB.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:47,
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I mean, from what little of that album there is on YouTube,
it sounds fantastic.
It's not on Amazon, though. Darn.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:31,
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loads of Alan Hawkshaw was released by KPM. Tbh, everything KPM releases is amazing.
I love that Hawkshaw, wrote "The Champ". There's footage of him; gruff, white-bearded, flat-capped Yorkshireman being asked what it's like to have written one of the most sampled songs ever.
"'Appen it's alright", or somesuch self-deprecation was the response.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:04,
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nip etc
the bear @ 3:42 - shudder
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:45,
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That "bear"
is a jerk. I think she looked alright, even before she started beating stuff with her clogs
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Wow
Did I watch this as a kid or just dream it?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:08,
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Which is where this came from - youtube.com/watch?v=7XqMF5ou7hE&t=39s
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Wasn't Naked Scientist reporting about 100 proof goldfish avoiding being frozen in winter?
Question is, was it schnapps or vodka? I didn't pay enough attention to the dialogue.
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3 brexit voting students open up about the abuse they get on campus
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"no one wants to be the black sheep"
racist bitch.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:41,
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How do people know how they voted?
Could it be that they’ve been telling people? Repeatedly? Whether they look interested or not?
Who knows, maybe they outed themselves by being the only people to ever buy a DM from the shop in the student union.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:21,
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Exactly, like walking onto the University of Liverpool campus with a ManU shirt...you are going to get stick. Tribalism under a new name where you have just marked your own card, as old as time. Though the threats are out of order...unless she said "I voted leave...you C**ts!"
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:56,
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Just like walking home drunk late at night on your own wearing a strappy top.
You're simply asking for it.
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Being laughed at because you've done something stupid is the same as rape of course
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Unless knees got touched during the mocking.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:09,
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I think you'll find I responded to someone talking about football shirts.
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I am trés trés confused by all of this.
Please élaborate pour my éducation.
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Which are strictly the preserve of Jack Russells and cunts.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:56,
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Students having contrary opinion? *drops monocle*
Still can't blame the youth for feeling worried about brexit, poor fuckers have known nothing else but eu rule.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:23,
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Soon they'll learn
to shut the fuck up about it. That way they have to listen less to people bristling with a terrible conviction that the EU is the promised land but who couldn't tell you any of its presidents, what it's for or how it's structured. I don't mean you. You could probably name a president or two.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:34,
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Nipper, TV, etc.
It was fucking ace.
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:14,
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PIGSY!!!
etc......................................
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:15,
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I remeber being very confused about why they kept referring to the monk as "he" when it was clearly a lady type.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:08,
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Same here
Now I have a fetish for shy japanese women pretending to be young chinese men although when they chatter it gives me a headache.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:47,
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I remember feeling happy and excited when Monkey was on, back in the day when a kid.
i'm pretty sure it was all because of that damn theme tune. loved it
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:41,
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so awesome
I'm glad I scrolled down a bit, I was going to get my gold clasped wishing staff and post exactly this. Now, out of my way demon!
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:38,
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Used to love this and The Water Margin as a kid.
Any b3tards into Yoshihiko? It's a bit of a piss-take of Dragon Quest (and another long-running JRPG franchise in S3) and is very very silly indeed. Well worth a look if you haven't already, and I think would fit quite well in with the board culture here.
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Is Stu writing for Harriet Harman now?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:17,
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Is Cerebus really getting upset on Andrew 'Brillo-Pad' Neil's behalf now?
Daily reminder that Neil worked for Murdoch, compared Tony Blair favourably to Winston Churchill, called George W Bush 'convincing and masterful', supported the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, employed David Irving...
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:28,
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I'm getting upset on behalf of what used to be the party I supported that is becoming rife with anti-semtism.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:44,
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You really are a complete fucking retard.
/ac
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:49,
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Fuck off you tedious cunt with your "oh so edgy" faux nazi shite that you spam round here.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:57,
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Get a bloody room!
You're both occasionally cunts and occasionally agreeable in equal measure. But it's not a fucking competition.
Harman's comments were inappropriate, but have been taken wildly out of context by the red top brigade. Surprise sur-fucking-prise. Nobody comes out well from this story,despire the fact the more accurate headline should have been 'Harman Knows Holocaust Joke'.
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Let's face it, if it was a competition, Cerebus would be too thick to post his entry.
And it would all be stuj's fault. In Cerebus' denty little brain.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:08,
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For someone that makes some really offensive posts round here your taking this way too hard.
Why don't you copy and paste some "team spiders" ascii art to make yourself feel better.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:19,
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Oh, are you playing the 'No YOU'RE the one that's upset!' game again?
Only you hardly ever get that right either.
Because you're a complete fucking retard.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:23,
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Fuck off, can't you see I'm getting UPSET! ONLINE!
I think little Cerebus was comparing me to Andrew 'Brillo-Pad' Neil in his last post by implying that I've been offensive in the past and was now upset by him pointing it out. Which would make him the Harriet Harman of /links...
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:30,
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Sorry precious, I forgot we're not supposed to be offended by what you post here.
Tell you what you go back to insulting people, playing the plastic nazi persona and get a hard on when ever a spider is mentioned.
And we'll go back to tolerating it because it's you. You're special.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:36,
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Don't stop yet I'm nearly there........
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:39,
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7 hours and that's the best you've got?
I am disapoint. :(
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:08,
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www.b3ta.com/links/1465366
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:02,
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if she'd prefaced it with 'have you heard this one lads, lol' you might have a point
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Well I meant the party at large really but it's not a good sign that she felt comfortable telling it without any kind of hesitation.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:42,
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Except that she prefaced it with an explanation that it was an example of some of the hideous anti-Semitic shit endemic.
You're right though (on your other point): The labour party does have a huge historic problem of antisemitism that goes way beyond Red Ken that has never really been tackled.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:47,
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Well yes I pointed that out in another post here.
However it's breathtaking that she felt it would be ok to repeat it.
If I was making a point on racism I wouldn't feel comfortable telling a racist joke.Even if I had said before hand that I had read it elsewhere.
Stating that the interviewer would enjoy the joke was just stupidity.
As to labour antisemitism...
From what I can see coming out of the party conference labours getting worse.
They're well in bed with radical islam now.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:52,
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I wish there was a political party that treated all organised religions with the disdain they deserve.
That'd be the one for me.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:20,
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"Stu"?
NEVER say anything that can be taken out of context by idiots, Harriet.
Also: Played that to my office & both of us choked laughing.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:31,
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Out of Context?
She prefaces the joke with "So, this was a Guy’s hospital rag magazine back in the day and people like Andrew say that these things are perfectly alright"
I'd be a bit miffed too.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:42,
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So,just what part of 'context' do you not understand then Cerebus?
Of course Neil was going to act 'miffed' on air. But the fact that in a previous job he'd turned up at work in Nazi fancy dress and has told jokes like that in public can all be forgotten now because "OMG HARRIET HARMON MADE A JEW JOKE! Let's completely ignore the point and BURN HER! BURN THE ANTI-SEMITE WITCH!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:47,
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F*** sake. I know being an MP nowadays is a minefield but how thick do you have to be. Although I can't tell you how much the jolly, laid-back bon ami air that pervades the shit smiling, jokey turdfest that is This Week...that caught her off guard...annoys me. It is the 2nd best politics show on UK TV...yes exactly.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:39,
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Did you see the Metro "MORE" link?
I can't believe you went with the Harman thing as Metro article of most interest when this was right there
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:48,
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Idiot regrets getting idiot-stamp SHOCKER! non-story.
1/10
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:51,
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Hello new person pull up a chair and shop a kitten
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:54,
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"Shit tats for shit tits"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:00,
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"Ginger woman believes it's the tattoos that are scaring the men away"
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:03,
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I expected a link to her bizarrely going on and on about Gavin Williamson's tarantula.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:03,
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(^(^;;^)^) WHY WOULD THAT BE BIZZARE?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Nov 2017, 13:06,
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fucking hell, even Bernard Manning would think twice before telling that one
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:11,
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ah, he wouldn't though, would he?
All about the N-word and the P-word was that one. And poofs; don't forget the poofs.
Simpler, kinder times.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:13,
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I thought his excuse was he was offensive to everyone
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:22,
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Just like YOUR FACE
#boom
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:28,
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You seem to be confusing use and mention.
She was quoting the joke, not telling it. It's a hugely important distinction.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 14:45,
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Which was my point (though more succinctly expressed).
Sadly, in this twitter-led age of comments shorn of context and left for the loudest idiots to decry in electronic lynch mobs, MPs should show more caution.
Not to mention lobbying groups sniffing out free publicity, as is happening here, predictably.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:07,
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So if she was making a point on racism would she be justified in repeating on air a racist joke she once heard?
Doubt she would get away with that.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:21,
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"Justified", probably, depends.
Stupid, definitely.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:28,
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^This^
It might be foolhardy, given the chance of wilful misinterpretation; but there're times when it'd be wholly justified. It rather depends on the nature of the (merely hypothetical) conversation in which it (merely hypothetically) happens.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:51,
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Well it would be if the ends justified the means.
If as a public servant you're repeating a holocaust joke on live tv which is going to offend / hurt a lot of people you better make sure the payoff is worth it.
True story, I once had a director that let slip to the board he had never heard of the holocaust. Because of that the whole lot of us were flown to Poland to visit Auschwitz for education. Fucking grim, the smell of human hair that had been cut from the prisoners still haunts me.
Krakow is lovely though, if you've never been your should.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:53,
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not really (confusing)
I wouldn't tell or quote the joke on tv, especially if I was in a position of public authority like she is. She only needed to say that there were offensive jokes about Jewish people in the publication.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:17,
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Harriet Harman was a paid advocate of the Paedophile Information Exchange under the auspices of the NCCL, the forerunner of Liberty.
Trufax.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:40,
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I realise you turn a blind eye to it when it's one of your own.
It does somewhat undermine your indignation when a Tory is exposed as a nonce, but hey ho.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:58,
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I forgot about that, but she did admit she got it wrong and apologised though.
...30 years later after the mail decided to run with it.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 17:06,
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I don't know what these things are
or what the joke alluded to was.
I predict a twitter storm based around my ignorance.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:51,
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Funny! Very determined.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 12:44,
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Yep. That delivered.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 3 Nov 2017, 11:23,
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Superb
Russians are Scots minus shit given and plus even more ultra-violence. Hence their success in war, I suppose.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:17,
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These Tory backbencher sex texts are truly shocking!
I mean, the spelling is atrocious.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 16:33,
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standard ozzy man stuff
quite a good one this time. i like the glass smashing episode at 7.30
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His voice is really high. Like a kid's.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 9:02,
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I managed 30 seconds.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 10:41,
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his voice is now on an advert in the UK
fair d'income
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 18:03,
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The importance of situational awareness in professional photography.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 8:35,
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You'd think that
the second time, he could have moved to a better spot and got a much better photo. Especially as it all happened in slow motion.
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He clearly expected the driver not to fuck it up a second time.
Especially since he was going so much slower.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 15:11,
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