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This is a link post Coming through!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That needed a bit more editing
FFS talk about overkill
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Going so fast the camera got warped pixels.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Nov 2017, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post When you say youre going for a shower and your brother gets there first

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post F-L-I-PP-I-N HELL......

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Nov 2017, 0:41, Reply)
This is a link post Henry Rollins talking about Lemmy Out Of Motorhead. Yesterday*
*Disclaimer: NOT Yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:04, Reply)
This is a link post A new star trek voyage, with Birthday Bread Man I made this!
As a life-long Doctor Who fan I've always wanted to make an episode of Star Trek, for the same reasons that I'm sure most football fans secretly want to dress up in the opposing teams' kit. Here is such an one, featuring Birthday Bread Man.
(I helped save b3ta! An astonishment swithen.uk, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That looked like it was fun to make
Also, a perfect TNG story-arc.
When does the series go out?
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ha ha! Wonderful !
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Tue 7 Nov 2017, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHA
Had me in tears, great work everyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 9:18, Reply)
This is a link post Grenfell tower cladding factory catches fire

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a great example which could be used to explain to Americans what irony really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyin on your wedding day.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post O'rielly

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Instant Karma

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's been
five months...
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post For Karma it is pretty quick.
IIRC karma operates through lifetimes and millennia usually*


*assuming it exists.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post In this case the word "instant" is used in the same context as you would used "Americas got Talent"

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Smells Fishy
Cover up?
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
wake up sheeple
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Smells fishy?
What the hell do they make it out of?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:25, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They have lost contracts
And then their factory catches fire. Insurance job, I reckon
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post I got to stay up late for this as a nipper
Remaking with Martin Clunes was an act of stupidity on a par with Brexit
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Great!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Super!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post do you find
you can't finish the crossword like you used to, nasty taste in the mouth in the mornings, can't stop thinking about sex, can't start doing anything about sex, wake up with a sweat in the mornings, keep falling asleep during '"Play For Today"?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to, then common sense prevailed and Leave won the referendum, since then everything has been tickettyboo.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post why do you think windsor castle is ringed with chinese restaurants?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 Across: The mother of one's spouse. (12 letters)
Hmm. I'm sure it'll come to me before we reach Paddington.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't get where I am today by watching Martin Clunes

(m.auron, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post As much as I agree that Martin Clunes'' Perrin remake was shit
Enough with the Brexit.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post that troll was aimed at three people
you aren't one of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *flounces off

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I distrust remakes in general,
and while I don't have anything against Clunes himself, it feels like an act of sheer stupidity to try to outdo Rossiter.

Also... who was the target audience? The people who already loved Reggie were never going to want to see a remake. So that leaves people who never saw the original or never cared for it, and they don't seem like people who would be up for it either.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually think it could have worked if they'd changed it more.
If I remember, the books have a bleaker tone and more social comment, and I'd welcome a version more like that.

*Googles*

www.leonardrossiter.com/reginaldperrin/Diffs.html
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It does raise interesting questions about the judgement of commissioning editors
or does it?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post But then so was The Legacy of Reginald Perrin
where original got back together to fulfil Reggie's final wishes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:52, Reply)
This is a link post Featuring Carman.
Featuring Carman.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of all the superheroes

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He resembles that guy from Mad Max who turned out to be anti-Semitic

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy b3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post so it wasnt Yid Sid?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Grenfell Day!

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Disco inferno!
Cappy handles!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Waxamama!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a telescope for my 13th birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 20:33, Reply)
This is a link post 24hz water
With a 24FPS camera
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post One of several effects used in this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3oItpVa9fs
 (SonofRojBlake, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post dance like noone's filming

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 4 Nov 2017, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes a change from dancing because someone is filming, look at me, internet

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Man, I hate this shit. People having fun and stuff. And joining in. Ooh look people are joining in. Fuck off joining in.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate this shit too, mind if I join in?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, dive right in! The water's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post No bombing or pissing in the water

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Stay classy, Newcastle.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The kids went on to be Lilly Allen and Tom Hiddleston

(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Aunt Sally went on to take a shit on a glass table*
*may be untrue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you might be getting her mixed up with Una Stubbs

(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Googles Una Stubbs shitting on glass table
oh my word,*monicle falls out
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, right.
These stories are fantasies more like.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Le Tigre Malin
Banda Magda
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post Monster truck!
Because you all seem to have regressed to infancy.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool, thanks Dad!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like my first car
really a struggle to get it into first gear when you needed to.
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The driver behind him is like "for fuck's sake, the lights have gone through their complete sequence three times now"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post And the point is.... ?

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Woman driver?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:15, Reply)
This is a link post Kaleidoscope I made this!
What passed for entertainment when I were a nipper.

It is my candlemadoo, so you get this today,
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Wowzer it's a candle mob of justice!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Concandulations!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post We where so poor as kids that we couldn't even afford a kelaidascope we had to make do with mental illness and phsicotic episodes.


Lots of candles in a line? Let me guess they got blown by Weinstein and now there coming out?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post These are pretty good lyrics.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candle Day!

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 17:35, Reply)
This is a link post Here's what passes for kids TV today...

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I get some of the references to past works
Buy it relies on a lot of in-jokes for it work after a short while. I wonder if it works without them.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wot no cumkin?
 (tonyharrison, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Trumpkins now, granddad.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:53, Reply)
This is a link post 80s Nipper TV NSFW
Once a year at primary school if you were unlucky enough to live anywhere near a farm.

GC as anything obviously.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post In the 90's, when I was at agricultural college,
we used to watch this almost weekly for our own enjoyment.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 5:01, Reply)
This is a normal post When I was 7 it scared the shit out of me
but now I think it's great.

My favourite bit is where they lose count of how many kids they have left.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 12:35 she says your bonkers

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Growing up in the country we knew this was just anti scrumping propaganda.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 9:54, Reply)
This is a link post A nipper in The Netherlands
I once watched this when I had a fever, gave me nigthmares ever since. But it's so unbelievable boring. About two dolls who come to live after the store closes.
(I helped save b3ta! kingjay umpfh, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post Yet another big name in showbiz outed for exposing themselves behind the scenes.
I do hope this one gets the same kind of treatment the others have received of late.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Like two bags of blue stilton

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Veiny, rich and delicious, with just the slightest crumble.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post and an intresting aftertaste

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "she throws off her dressing gown and there is nothing on below the waist!""
At her age, they probably are below the waist, so... as you were.
 (SonofRojBlake, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't he referring to her gargantuan labial folds?
*resumes masturbating,*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Now if that had been Helen Miran ...........

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 11:35, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Hawkshaw - "Beat Me Till I'm Blue"
Because who *doesn't* love a portion of dirty organ on a Friday night?
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Had this blasting out at work today
In fact a Good half hour of hawkshaw, writing tonight's cocktail board for the club.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "cocktail board", eh?
You're a Bristol b3tard, aren't you? Which club?
(I almost certainly won't know it 'cos I'm old)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah not bristol.
Me and the mrs run a funk n soul club in brum.and theres No sutch thing as too old for clubbin, im a propper old bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great swelling organ.
I'm off down Carnaby Street now for a purple hat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha !
Top mod....
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Groovy

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 0:14, Reply)
This is a link post Where can I buy a T-shirt with `Bhenchod` on it?
I like obscure t-shirts
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post not everyone speaks hindi/urdu

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Or has access to Google and a sense of curiosity as to why an ex is bestowing gifts.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be great if it was a double bluff
and the word just meant "unresearched journalism"
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post merry candlemas!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Jings!
Ta!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 4 Nov 2017, 8:02, Reply)
This is a link post Romanian TV lady gets her knickers in a twist
Luckily there's a gentleman in a smoking jacket to help out.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Powla?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Scorchio!

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nimbo Cumulos
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 21:48, Reply)
This is a link post I dun some goofing around. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 3 Nov 2017, 19:10, Reply)

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