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Twice upon a Time 1979
something something brexit negotiations
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:30,
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Les Assassins des Fauteuils Rollents
How do you get 20 drunk Canadians how of a swimming pool?
'Excuse me guys, would you mind getting out of the pool?'
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:44,
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London Bash
I made this!
This bash definitely isn’t happening. Ok? Well, maybe it will. Turn up on the day and see what’s happening yeah? Quizzes, prizes, drunks, shitheads...
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:00,
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Obvious grooming is obvious
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 13 May 2018, 21:06,
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YES!
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unclepills, Mon 14 May 2018, 16:58,
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ARTURO
If anyone remembers that beautifully dark and insane Metachaos video from a few years back, this is from the same guy.
Utterly bonkers.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 13 May 2018, 17:26,
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excellent
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mutated monty, Sun 13 May 2018, 18:03,
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Reminds me of the 'brain zaps' I get.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:45,
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Max Headroom
has changed from how I remember it
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 13 May 2018, 20:37,
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*collapses*
*Spazzes out*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 13 May 2018, 20:49,
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You OK Hun?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 14 May 2018, 0:38,
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Many thanks love this
I certainly remember Metachaos and nearly shat a brick when I saw it. Dark was not the word but stuff of nightmares. The pumping music made it more intense and I use it to cheer myself up when I feel low.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 14 May 2018, 0:34,
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"I use it to cheer myself up when I feel low."
#Me too, actually. What does that say about people like us?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 May 2018, 9:40,
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That's bloody fantastic.
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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2018, 17:55,
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A simple tune
I made this!
for simple tuna
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 13 May 2018, 12:36,
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10 hours of beaches
and no uplifting new age (listen to me hold keys down on this pad i just bought) music
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:15,
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They also posted 10 hours of jungles without any music:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuWr5TCbumI
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:59,
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Skip forward to 6h 43m
for the horse-porn.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 13 May 2018, 12:02,
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You're doing the Lord's work here sir, thank you.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 13 May 2018, 13:32,
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Or 43m, 1h43m, 2h43m etc etc
am I missing something, or is that just perfect 1hr a loop?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 13 May 2018, 19:29,
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Dennis Nilsen died

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Zuowan, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:58,
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So sad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1_ZukxEpfs
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 13 May 2018, 9:07,
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youtu.be/ahGxiSV_LH0
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:35,
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Dennis Nilsen Slaughterphile
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 13 May 2018, 9:17,
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Dennis Nilsen Slaughterhouse-twelve
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 13 May 2018, 12:47,
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Were you one of those people?
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:09,
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Reading the wikipedia page. It's quite frightening how normal his life was.
-Go to work
-Go to the pub
-Go home
-Go to work
-Go home, have a drink while listening to The Who's Tommy.
-Go to work
-Go to the pub, meet a man.
-Go home with man and murder him
-Go to work
-Get a promotion
-Go to the pub
-Go home. Retrieve dead body from under floorboards and wank over it. ABSOLUTELY NO PENETRATION!
-Go to work
-Attend trade union conference
-Meet someone at the station on the way home
-Go home and murder them
-Put previous dead body on bonfire/down toilet.
-Talk to new body. Have a wank. ABSOLUTELY NO PENETRATION!
-Move house
-Murder someone
-Get drunk and have a wank
-Burn
-Toilet
-Write letter of complaint to the local council about the blocked drains
-Go to work
-Go home. Find two friendly police officers waiting for me.
-etc.
This could almost be me, except I don't drink.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Nilsen
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 13 May 2018, 12:11,
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Cheers
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 13 May 2018, 15:55,
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At least he had standards.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 13 May 2018, 16:02,
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10 More Bullets
You had nothing else to do today, right?
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:54,
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you already posted this. are you losing your mind?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:05,
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This
Is the sequel.
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:18,
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Nor when you posted it yesterday.
And still on this page... oh, a sequel?
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:06,
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Yes
A sequel.
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:19,
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I hate you.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:25,
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This is great!
I got bored of the first one after a couple of goes, but the additions her make the game much more entertaining. Hitting a special wave at just the right time to blow up one of those massive ships is very satisfying.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 13 May 2018, 14:13,
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Well that's a Sunday I'll never get back.
Still, leaderboard.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 13 May 2018, 21:01,
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Fuck you
I should have been asleep ages ago.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 13 May 2018, 23:01,
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Well, at least my Sunday wasn't wasted
7,306 was good enough for the top score of the week.

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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 May 2018, 23:22,
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Look at you. On top of a butt
Again
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 13 May 2018, 23:35,
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Don't see you on the 'month' or 'ever' leaderboards
ahem, 8th
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 13 May 2018, 23:43,
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*9th
:-)
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:25,
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oooh 3rd
not sure why I have an American flag though. Maybe 'cos I'm trigger happy.
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horrid, Mon 14 May 2018, 13:38,
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Oh shit, now I'll have to register.
Played this bastard 'till 2am.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 14 May 2018, 13:47,
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Well it fired alright,
but what were the arrow keys supposed to do? They didn't seem to change anything.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 13 May 2018, 23:37,
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Nothing, just space/click to fire
I guess the "keyboard" picture just happens to show arrow keys.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 14 May 2018, 1:24,
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Very Legit
NSFW
Changes legitimate URLs into legitimate URLs that look dodgy. b3ta came out as 666.verylegit.link/32!788malware.png.exe
Why would you use this? Who is going to click these? NSFW because, you know, sack
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 13 May 2018, 1:06,
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Clicked for sheer perversity.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 13 May 2018, 1:20,
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You could turn it into a game of Russian URLette.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 13 May 2018, 10:44,
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Film starring a mate of mine from school
Take a look, not yet released. I'll be watching it when it's out
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 13 May 2018, 0:39,
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guessing he's not turning the bar into a cat cafe then
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 May 2018, 21:31,
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What Britain does best.
Shed development.
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Varmint, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:02,
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He’s doing sheds wrong
You’re supposed to build a car inside your shed, not out of it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:13,
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knife
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:18,
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Perfect for carry on luggage!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:22,
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I know right
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:48,
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pasta knife
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeNR0guNn70
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:50,
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Useless if you want to stab someone in a jacuzzi.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:14,
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Jacuzzi™
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:47,
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What other reason would you need to make a knife?
His craftsmanship was impressive but he loses a few points for the Crocs
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:37,
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My feelings on that matter are in the comment section.
=D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:02,
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National security or the Crocs?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:57,
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Just Japanese house slippers
Ubiquitous
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:56,
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Whatever makes you think he'd use it for assault?
... the final stab-a-bottle test is industry standard.
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dyllon nice beaver., Sat 12 May 2018, 20:06,
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It's also a test people use for sword cutting ability too.
That rang a few alarm bells for me.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:34,
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Don't usually prepare my bottled water by plunging a sharp implement into it!
But it does rather suspiciously capture the effect of bodily fluids escaping a puncture wound. De rigueur for you-tube shank videos it would appear.
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Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:48,
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Seems like a lot of hassle
when you can just go buy one from Wilkos
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:50,
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Lots of effort but doesn’t seem to be all that much sharper
Handle looks rubbish too.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:02,
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HowToBasic is getting a bit technical these days
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Tagnut loves pies, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:51,
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Prison shanks are getting a lot more complicated
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 13 May 2018, 8:09,
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I stopped bothering with them once the lamb ones became popular.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 13 May 2018, 9:36,
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Unexpected horse, bitch!
Old /board joke comes to life. Annoying teenager freaks out gran via horse.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:05,
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Hope the teenage has a paper round to pay for all the vets bills.
Them's expensive pets.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:24,
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Her gran will nag her about it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:58,
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Don't blame her. Who'd want to be saddled with it?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:13,
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Well someone has to pony up for it
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:30,
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They'll bridle at the request.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:41,
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something something gift horse in the mouth
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:43,
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You've all been sidetracked by the mane issue
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:54,
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Stop horsing around
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 12 May 2018, 18:46,
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Don't know what makes you think we should listen to neighsayers like you.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:07,
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You've really got the bit between your teeth now
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:30,
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Horse!
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:54,
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^^^^ Winner
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:31,
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{:-)
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 13 May 2018, 1:22,
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the horse was named Mr Melvin Andrews
that's better than the actual story
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 14 May 2018, 10:54,
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Pinball machine made entirely out of lego
Takes 'build something awesome out of lego', adds in the complexity of coding three interlinked Mindstorm 'brains' controlling a variety of lights, sensors and motors, and add in the fact that every part - including the steel castor balls and rubber bands - are official lego products, and this is a pretty impressive project.
Link is to the youtube vid, but there's also a detailed article here:
https://www.brothers-brick.com/2018/05/09/working-lego-pinball-machine-built-from-15000-bricks-features-benny-in-all-his-classic-space-glory-exclusive-feature/
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 12 May 2018, 14:28,
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*legos
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 12 May 2018, 14:47,
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*Lego bricks.
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Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:40,
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*legos brick
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 12 May 2018, 17:01,
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Lego's bricks
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:46,
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Legos' brix
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 12 May 2018, 20:39,
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Leggo prix
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 13 May 2018, 0:59,
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*Lego bits
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 13 May 2018, 13:16,
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Not entirely.
*ahem* the ball?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:40,
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The ball
https://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?P=99948#T=C
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sat 12 May 2018, 21:02,
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Ahem
entirely
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 13 May 2018, 13:16,
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But is the ball part of the machine?
A gun is still a gun without a bullet in it
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 14 May 2018, 9:10,
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CATHEDRAL CITY
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 12 May 2018, 14:07,
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Idea ripped off by expensive ad agency in 5, 4, 3...
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 14:13,
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Stress, know the symptoms.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:41,
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Care in the community's working well
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 16:45,
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Han Solo is back, and nobody is more excited than Harrison Ford!
"I couldn't give less of a shit if I sewed my arsehole shut"
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:03,
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His indifference about the franchise has been endlessly and tediously well documented.
This does rather beg the question why the fuck did he agree to attend a promotional event for the franchise and be interviewed by a castrate about a film he's not even in? Surely he's not so hard up he needs the cash a PA would bring in. The Blade Runner sequel would have been different and probably better if this boring grump had swerved that too.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:24,
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Maybe he just enjoys being paid to be a curmudgeon...
Or to publicly cut through the promotional bullshit and mutual masturbation that he obviously despises.
That said, I thought he looked like he actually gave a shit in Blade Runner 2049. Which was unexpected.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:22,
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It was pretty good. Given the pressure and hype it was a good job. I just feel it's a very long time since Ford peaked. Unlike a fine wine, he does improve with age.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 14:20,
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Can you imagine how David Duchovny will be in 20 years time?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:15,
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Twenty years older?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:37,
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Who shall we get to interview the famously irritable Harrison Ford?
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 12 May 2018, 11:54,
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I'm beginning to think that scene in Blade Runner 2049 where he's shooting at Ryan Gosling wasn't acting at all...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:17,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPLNO4WfFJw
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:25,
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I forgot how great that film is.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:27,
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I'm a vaguely indifferent observer/sort of fan of Battlewars Starlactica
But this edit proves context is everything, he wasn't half as bad as this looks. But Fischer and him were/are a tonic in the face of fanboy/fangirl bullshit. I use forward slashes too much.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:34,
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I love me some Star Wars...the originals, the modern stuff... I've even seen every episode of the Clone Wars animated series.
I also love a healthy dose of cynicism to counteract the ridiculous deification of the franchise and its participants.
It's a shallow sci-fi romp, not ruddy Kafka.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:47,
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Holiday Special?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:33,
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Seen it, own it on DVD in best available quality...
It's even worse than its reputation suggests.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 12 May 2018, 18:02,
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He's more polite to Air Traffic Control...
..."I'm the Schmuck...
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 12 May 2018, 13:58,
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10 Bullets
You had nothing else to do today, right?
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sat 12 May 2018, 9:21,
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You bastard.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:03,
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Come to think of it.
isn't this pretty much China's explicit policy for getting rid of obsolete satellites?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:39,
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^^^^ THIS!
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 12 May 2018, 13:55,
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Up to 181
Love chain reaction games
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:04,
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305!
I'm not sure how much skill is involved, however!
Even so, a fun waste of far too much time!
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:15,
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Eyes
I made this!
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chipping sodbury, Sat 12 May 2018, 9:02,
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Oh, I wish I was still VJing...
I'd rip this off in an instant!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:40,
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Eye like it.
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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2018, 17:53,
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