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This is a link post Bob Bura RIP

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 May 2018, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post survived by 19 nieces and nephews

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 12 May 2018, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is strange as he was an only child.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post “Bob was born in Fitzrovia, central London, one of 11 children”

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 12 May 2018, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Just providing some alternative facts.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:40, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Genital Jousting I made this!
It's not often I get speechless... but...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that cbeebies contract is in the bag

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ning

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 mins late
4 MINS LATE!!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Brexit!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 12 May 2018, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I kind of liked that
Different. Fixated
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I would never have guessed a game called Genital Jousting would be childish.
My flabber is ghasted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was weird.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 12 May 2018, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see the preview
So before I click through, this is still a pc game review isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Steam keeps recommending me this
and 'Mount your friends' for some reason
 (horrid, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Steam suggesting genital jousting and 'mount your friends'?
Or your subconscious?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post they have profiled me well

(horrid, Mon 14 May 2018, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post jeepers
hard to know what else to say really!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 12 May 2018, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Peach Club Summer Edition

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post This seems quite a sensible response to the people objecting to the American girl wearing a Chinese-style dress to her prom
And the cultural appropriation thing in general.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 11 May 2018, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That phrase is like nails down a blackboard to me.
Many things have been wrongly labelled as appropriated. Dreadlocks appeared in many cultures independently as did tattooing. I've read nonsense online saying white people shouldn't have dreads or tats, yet the celts were known to have both.

A lot of the complaints just seem like cultural fascism... one ethnicity saying to another that you can't do this or that because you're not one of us.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I'm glad you said that, Draco
It means I only have to do


^ This
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Bagpipes are in the bible
which was based around the time the Scotlanders were merely squeezing animal bladders for the more pleasing fart noise.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The bible is a collection of parables appropriated from other cultures.
I thought bagpipes, tartan and whisky were all invented by the Irish?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You're quite the theologian, and your knowledge of Celtic culture is encyclopaedic.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I done learn me lots.
I read history good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a hate criminal
who equates the [erfectly respectable religion of Satanism with godles athiesm - as if we'd have anything to do with Dawkins.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvin Dawkins?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post you're down with the kids
in 2002
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 12 May 2018, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post My posse is in effect and I'm keeping it on wax daddio.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post However, that picture does make for a powerful counter-argument

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcywxg6ofRY
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgAxvukW9dA
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTTuYe-G2BI
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe I'm old or racist but I don't see why this is an issue?
Is it like blacking up or going to a fancy dress as a golliwog?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's more like hippy chicks wearing bindis.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Blacking up! There's another thing.
David Walliams does it on Little Britain and everyone laughs. I do it at Hackney Diversity Fete and all hell breaks loose.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 12 May 2018, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sun 13 May 2018, 9:18, Reply)
This is a link post Crotch Grab to a twisty doodle, stuck the landing
7/10
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 5th comment down re titanic

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 11 May 2018, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The brakes on that fun bus locked up real quick

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post well it probably isn't actual snuff
but if you don't like seeing stupid people hurting their stupid girlfriends in probably life-changing ways, don't click.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm. Not to my taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That needed sound.
Would have been even more entertaining
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post Gracie Fields Thing-Ummy-Bob
Love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 11 May 2018, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post There's some pretty good comments too.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:14, Reply)
This is a link post Doll Clothes - Cindy Sherman
I'm in Liverpool for a rave later tonight, so spent the afternoon being cultured, including a visit to the Tate. Some really good stuff in there at the moment...I especially enjoyed this animated short that I hadn't seen before (stay for the end credits).

The Roy Lichtenstein works currently on display there were another highlight.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 11 May 2018, 20:54, Reply)
This is a link post How can you be this pissed? (But then, look who I'm asking!)

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 May 2018, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s Friday?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A bonk machine?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ketamine
bahnk
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't that cash machine working?
And why isn't he using the one right beside it?
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 12 May 2018, 1:19, Reply)
This is a link post Israel Eurovision Entry
If this doesn't win it's a travesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 11 May 2018, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Prefer a bit of Wang myself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzgwJ8tSE0
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 11 May 2018, 19:53, Reply)
This is a link post Gutted Newcastle Dylan Fans 1966
quality subtitles
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 11 May 2018, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny Geordie accents, those.

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 11 May 2018, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post doh - hasty copy and pasta from the yt title
should of course be sheffield
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 11 May 2018, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They'd have loved this-
Gets good around 1:30 www.youtube.com/watch?v=59m_P3ArpEg
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 11 May 2018, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They are very polite about it.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post can you imagine the twitter thread?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post And fairly eloquent
Not a single "like", "yu know", "at the end of the day" or rising intonation.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 12 May 2018, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
there is a "yu know" at 27 seconds.
 (champagnerocker, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post on display behind that bloke
are the album covers for 'another side of bob dylan' and 'the times they are a changing'
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Carl Cox all over again.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post "Bob Dylan was a bastard in the second half"
Not entirely sure what this means
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 12 May 2018, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post judas

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post Possible robosexual...
Hide your Microwaves and Toasters.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 11 May 2018, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Giving me chills.

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 11 May 2018, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post they're multiplying

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Gotta catch 'em all
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:10, Reply)
This is a link post I'm very anxious about this.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more pissed off about this...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-44067719

More state sponsored religious segregation. Welcome to the 21st century.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I know. The CoE school I attended was a hotbed of indoctrination and radicalisation.
It amazes me that I emerged the well adjusted and sympathetic individual you see before you now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The defence rests.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post As does the the teaching fraternity for fourteen weeks a year.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fucking delighted
I have yet to receive replies from local education and DoE regarding my application to start a school for dynamic and fast growing Satanist community in my area.
It's not like we're a new fangled thing - James VI & I showed great interest in our practices and beliefs.
We meet *all the criteria* and I demand to educate children the Satanist way.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 11 May 2018, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Satanists are atheists... it'd be a damn site healthier than a RC school.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post how dare you?
hate crime happening right here people.
The Lord of the Dawn and the Light is the *real*God. Xtians worship the demiurge and the actual dark one. All we want is for people to ascend to the light.
Yet again and again we face ignorance and hate.
And alas - you're part of the problem. But we have ways of dealing with that (reaches in pocket for Enochian calls)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Levayan Satanists are atheists.
I highly recommend following The Church of Satan on twitter. Masters of sarcasm. And darkness, obvs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post splittists, heretics and provoacteurs
The fast growing Satanist community with deep folk roots across Europe has links to both heathen beliefs and Gnosticism
You're talking about subgenius style satanism.
Real Satanists aren't evil - it's a pragmatic and dynamic belief system that does help many to maximise personal gains, for sure. But no more than than many better understood belief systems.
If you'd like to know more about how *your* child could achieve their full potential by joining, do get in touch. All you need to do is sign a bit of paper in blood and burn it at you nearest cross roads.
We'll be in touch.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all very well, but what is your Ofsted rating?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post As I explained
the fucking third time, they ignore my requests to be treated with the same respect which they give to fellow sky wizard believers.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 666

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 12 May 2018, 4:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, get a crappy journalist to design an education system, what do you expect?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Gove? He was education secretary for four years and you're crediting him with the design of an education system?
See me after class.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done, you've found yourself something else to get red-faced and self-righteous about.
You really know how to feed that inner Mail reader of yours don't you.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post What a perceptive chap you are. Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He's right, though...
So your sarcasm is null and void.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 11 May 2018, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Really? You detect red faced self righteousness do you? Maybe you could track down MH370 for your next trick.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly, this country.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, pierce your foot on a spike.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Like Alan Partridge? Famous Daily Mail reader?
You're obsessed!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 12 May 2018, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post "Simona Sharoni, professor of women’s and gender studies"
That is the highest honour awarded to the professionally offended.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post And "a survivor of sexual harassment in the academy” to boot.
I recently survived some words spoken in an elevator too. It was touch and go, but thanks to the marvellous work of our over-stretched NHS I pulled through.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexual harassment has killed more people than Hitler.
A wolf whistle at one hundred yards can rupture your bowel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ivory comes from dead elephants you insensitive prick

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I know. And drinking tea is cultural appropriation. That's how I roll mo-fo.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends if you put milk and sugar in it.
British as it gets that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 11 May 2018, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I don't put sugar in it, I'm not a chav.
I put milk in Lapsang Souchong, which apparently is criminal behaviour for tea purists.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Get out

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 12 May 2018, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You could saw the tusks off white they are tranquilized,
but it is much more satisfying to kill something that is defenseless against modern weapons
 (AdamMotorcycleRider, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You do know that
people could just set up a Google news alert for the word "offended" if they actually wanted to see every tedious example of this type of thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I'm sorry. Has this post offended you?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post No, Ricky Gervais.
It's just that so many posts on the same subject feels like I've subscribed to a crap Subreddit.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, Macus Brigstocke.
I promise never to post another link about academic types getting their knickers in a twist over nothing. It's going to be hard, it was more than an addiction, it was an involuntary compulsion, but with God's help, I shall vanquish the urges.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post So you've already done steps 1 and 2

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post We could, in fact
Do that for everything on links...

Shut it down, boys, Monkeon's found a fucking solution.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 12 May 2018, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post so PC gone mad has become PC gone wild
soon it will be PC gone livid
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post PC gone wild sounds like a Ben Dover vehicle
*takes down particulars*
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post PC gone with the wind.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 11 May 2018, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post Tory MP's given advice on how to appear more human on social media.
Fail miserably.

 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The irony of the BBC giving hints and tips on how to be trendy and down wiv da yute is giving me anaphylactic shock...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post this was highly informative
I now know that the Deputy Chairman of the Tories is Howard from the Halifax adverts:

 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Boris is looking absolutely shitfaced.

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post Nicolas Cage sequin face pillow
errrrm??
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post How about a Nic Cage Waifu pillow?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post To Amazon!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Katie Price is looking well

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:41, Reply)
This is a link post why not take the kids to the safari park

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Reason enough to end trusting the public to be cool with captive animals
That is simply sick, tots included
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post They're members of PETA though.
They have a special connection with animals. It's man that is dangerous.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 11 May 2018, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! They really cheetah'd death there!
They must have been feline a bit silly after that!
Jesus, someone put me out of my own misery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post micery, more like

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post this way they wont forget it and you only have to go once

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess they forgot to explain the basic concept of picnics

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell!
How can you be so fucking stupid? And to put little kids in harms way like that? The parents should be fed to the lions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!
stupid fucking cunts!
you can see from the cat's body language that it's not happy and ready to aggress.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 11 May 2018, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post there were times where I thought some horn-honking may have been helpful

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's your solution to everything, which is why you got sacked from that job driving a hearse on your first day.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post runs the risk of agitating the animals more

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right Toast. The rhinos in particular can get well narky if you honk their horns.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
I thought you were finished ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They were lucky these were cheetahs and not lions
though I've heard of people trying to do the same in a drive-through lion area. The cheetahs were reacting to the H. sapiens as a threat not as prey - though male cheetahs can kill each other - but even swatting with their front legs can inflict damage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure they could make short work of a toddler.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen them making short work of birds landing in their zoo enclosure.
Also cheetah-related, here is the King Of Dubai Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum and his cheetah www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKg7mMIZYS8
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I return, have a cheetah taking a shit into a BBC Jeep.
youtu.be/H18auYh6y-Q?t=2m54s
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Classy. Reminds me of 1960s Paris:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ttGg2Xk-C0
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way it isn't perturbed his owner has appeared to have skinned the last two pets.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and this is the same animal.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a reason
you have to find pictures that are that old in order to show someone being that ignorant in public. Also they look French, which removes any self awareness.

Glad the kids were OK, mum or dad (or both) should have received a permanent scar though to remind them not to be so stupid ever again.

Knee to ankle or similar seems to be the size they would need to stop them being so stupid in a safari park again.

If nothing else, it would remind their kids of the day mummy and daddy nearly got them killed.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:04, Reply)
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Put the kids into care but leave the parents there without their car.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
I actually got to cuddle and pet a cheetah in that very same safari park, 'cos my dad knew the director. I can't remember whether there are any photos to prove it, this was circa 1985. Anyway, here's a pro tip if you ever get into a fight with a cheetah: grab it by the base of the tail (the bum end) and hang on. Like a dog, and unlike a cat, it can't bend round and bite you.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Well this explains why they're so aggressive around children. You've got a lot to answer for.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly a family Darwin award.
They need the stupid beat out of them.
I'm on the cheetahs' side, every time.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually retards in the wild

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:50, Reply)
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It's like they are testing a Westworld family.
 (loci, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:21, Reply)
This is a link post Woman arrested for assault with frozen chicken
a little pun there
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:45, Reply)
This is a link post Tormented boston dynamics robots

(I helped save b3ta! moogman, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post And these are the robots that are meant to book my women's haircut?
Ha! Good luck with that Google. Not in my lifetime.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 11 May 2018, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Your women?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He's going for a more feminine look.

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post In which case he's doing apostrophes wrong

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry.
I meant, ones women's haircut
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqM-DQrqGAY
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 11 May 2018, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Now we just need a robot killer to talk back...

(I helped save b3ta! moogman, Fri 11 May 2018, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft! As if they would be HIS women

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 May 2018, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post Leon Bridges - Bad Bad News
Hard day at work?

Put on some headphones and feel the funky onslaught.
Also, if wolf-whistling produced those results - i'd be trying it
(Tivert, Thu 10 May 2018, 23:19, Reply)

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