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Angry bird
I made this!
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chipping sodbury, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:08,
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So, I'm watching a video called 'Inside the Ring'
It's not what you think, get your filthy mind out of the gutter.
But seriously, someone somewhere at some point OK'd that, I'd like to think with a wintry smile on their face.
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Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:39,
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Some guy I know of, tangentially, is a big fan of the Nürburgring,
whose facebook profile listed his hobbies as: Lapping the Ring.
He couldn't see what was funny about that. What a twat.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 May 2018, 21:22,
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But how much funnier it is as a result
If it had been a wilful attempt at a double-entendre it would still have been funny but with fewer levels.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 30 May 2018, 22:07,
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Love the Ring. On open days it is the Wacky Races
Done it my Classic Mini a few times with nappy. You come off you pay big time.
Legend Ring Mini with Honda upgrade. Would rather keep it 'A' series but this is good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWxN37pjmSg
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 May 2018, 22:16,
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CDC at 5:34
my work here is done...
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 31 May 2018, 15:04,
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The funniest interview you will ever see
Guy with high voice, also guy in audience later on.
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moogman, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:11,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_de_gloria
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:17,
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waas just about to post GAKE AND FAY
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sithemong, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:26,
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Part of me has died knowing this isn't real...
... On the other hand, there's another 19 episodes to watch!
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moogman, Thu 31 May 2018, 15:04,
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Pretty hard to top James Brown interview from the late 80's for funniest.
Pretty good though...
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:29,
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Suburban grizzly
Anchorage Alaska
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 30 May 2018, 16:54,
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All that time yapping he could've spent photoshopping genitals onto cats.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:38,
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...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuGFLwfxEYA
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 30 May 2018, 19:49,
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Well that was disappointing.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 30 May 2018, 20:13,
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3 day work week would be nice
Though I would just spend a lot more time drunk, so maybe not.
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Wed 30 May 2018, 23:49,
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Yo, it was a prank, bro!
And to think, when they issued their usual denial with the claim of a conspiracy against them, I just thought 'that's what they always say'.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 30 May 2018, 16:39,
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Yep, that's totally going to help in the long run.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:57,
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Conspiracy:
Kremlin planned the investigation.
I don't fully understand how this helped them catch anyone...
Was it for an article?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 31 May 2018, 16:40,
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seems like a good cause
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 30 May 2018, 16:02,
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staring into the eye of the needle waiting for it to blink
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 30 May 2018, 16:15,
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*throws money at screen*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 May 2018, 16:45,
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Jesis rode into Jerusalem on a top-of-the-range, straight-off-the-forecourt luxury donkey
today Falcon 7X for shizzle.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:27,
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The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus:
imgur.com/gallery/bCqRp
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:01,
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lol
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 30 May 2018, 19:36,
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Fallout 76 teaser trailer
Sometime around October apparently (will probably end up being well into next year).
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 May 2018, 15:13,
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I love the Fallout series.
But I'm remaining cautiously pessimistic about this for the time-being.
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Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Wed 30 May 2018, 16:50,
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Probably a shitty mmo or something
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 May 2018, 16:57,
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Dear lord no
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:01,
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3D Fallout Shelter.
With online multiplayer.
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Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:08,
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They do seem
to be heading towards the 'build a settlement' type of game.
I imagine it is easier than making an entire city and filling it with stories and other interesting things.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 30 May 2018, 23:59,
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It's gonna be a mashup
of Fallout, with Interstate 76, clearly.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:43,
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Increasingly likely to be an MMO :(
5000 'Lone' Wanderers... Farming caps and griefing noobs... :(
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that fox person Yer dug's goat tits..., Thu 31 May 2018, 10:39,
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Scarfolk fucked by T-shirt shirker
Scarfolk fucked by T-shirt shirker
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:50,
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Under the GDPR, when users are asked to consent, they should be given a free choice โ and it should not be a condition of using a service.
Don't know why that suddenly popped into mind.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:05,
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I imagine there are a lot of "GDPR Consultants" making a large amount of money
By talking absolute shit to panicking companies
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:15,
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Correct. Which is why Facebook, Google, instagram and whatsApp are being sued:
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/25/schrems_is_back_facebook_google_get_served_gdpr_complaint/
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:56,
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I'll turn your milk chocolatey for spare change.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 30 May 2018, 15:23,
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ugh
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 30 May 2018, 16:21,
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Rosanne Bard!
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:29,
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Tight Pants/Body Rolls
I made this!
Some day I want to have this plaque:

click it omfg
If anyone ever wants to buy me a nice cordite, or even stone, plaque that says "she wore the tightest of pants" here's the transparent and also inverted transparent version, as applicable:
cache.symphonum.com/i/lesleyfinal.png
cache.symphonum.com/i/lesleyfinalinverse.png
version as applicable
version as applicable
high kicks
high kicks
this is how we do it
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maia posted this on, Wed 30 May 2018, 7:20,
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I made the plaque.
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maia posted this on, Wed 30 May 2018, 7:50,
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Cordite in yer pants?
Stay away from old flames if you do.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:00,
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Serena Williams in a catsuit?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 30 May 2018, 12:29,
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Conclusive proof that dogs are stupid
I'm getting me a dolphin. Or a crow
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 30 May 2018, 0:37,
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Dolphins are cunts.
Dolphins are responsible for all 'shark attacks' ever. They bite swimmers an then pretend to be rescuing them from a shark in order to get fish.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 May 2018, 1:13,
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Yes, that has been scientifically proven
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 30 May 2018, 2:21,
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They can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at "the captain's table", they get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting. They MUCK ABOUT.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 30 May 2018, 5:26,
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I heard they're responsible for Kate Hopkins
Who is also a dolphin
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:55,
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"Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?"
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 May 2018, 11:37,
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STITCH THE PENIS
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:42,
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dolphins are just gay sharks
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:59,
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I think you'll find they're midget whales.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 30 May 2018, 9:03,
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Whales with growth impediment, you whalist.
(A subspecies is found lining the back wall of discotheques at closing time loosening their wrists in anticipation of the handjob that will get them a ride home)
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:09,
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A modern odyssey
Brilliant video, that is all
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 29 May 2018, 22:49,
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nice arts
hackneyed message
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ozof, Wed 30 May 2018, 4:15,
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It's very pretty and all.....
... and it's definitely trying to tell me... something... I'm just not sure what. But it's pretty cleat though that it's all my fault and I should feel bad.....that or it's the Illuminati......
Yeah. It's probably the Illuminati.
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 30 May 2018, 10:29,
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I was drinking earlier with someone I know who pissed on Richard Madeley's car door handle...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 29 May 2018, 23:31,
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Judy Finnigan?
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loci, Wed 30 May 2018, 0:13,
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Everyone who knew it was his car?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:01,
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Did it have โCock,Piss,Partridge' sprayed down the side?
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go1dy Had his highest sperm count on, Wed 30 May 2018, 22:34,
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Racist scumbag goes to jail
Couldn't happen to a more deserving person.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 29 May 2018, 20:37,
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I saw him nicknamed
Stephen Yakety-Sax-Lennon, and have since been unable to read his name any other way.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 May 2018, 21:00,
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Sign the petition!
How he's fallen since 2-4-6-8 motorway
www.change.org/p/theresa-may-mp-free-tommy-robinson
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 29 May 2018, 21:13,
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0 have signed. #sad
first they came for the racist gobshite no-marks fucking up the justice system, and I said nothing...
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 29 May 2018, 21:33,
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486,328 have signed
and rising at several per second.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 29 May 2018, 21:46,
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I hope they all have UK postcodes
was slightly confused by the translations there, I mean why would the EDL target people who can't fucking read English or indeed are aware of google translate?
edit: ah. NoScript strike again. I'm pretty sure it's more fucking trouble than it's worth
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 29 May 2018, 21:58,
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That's a lot of thick cunts
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 May 2018, 22:06,
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...putting contact details into a website to confirm they're mouth-breathers.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 29 May 2018, 22:18,
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Oh man, this is gonna go even better than Nick 'Santa' Griffin's Naughty List, isn't it?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 29 May 2018, 23:38,
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I dunno man
Shaun Ashton
16 seconds ago
"Because this fecking government is discusting people need to know about these discusting filthy paedophiles"
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:22,
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My favourite comment so far is one that
says we should free Tommy Morrison.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 30 May 2018, 12:11,
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Does anyone else feel slightly guilty reading the comments
purely for a gawp at idiots?
It feels a bit Bedlam.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 May 2018, 22:36,
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I'm glad someone sed that.
Although lots of people don't progress much further than primary school and the rest of us get to clean up the mess.
So not very guilty really.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:32,
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Yep, the Quilliam Foundation sorted him *right* out
Good work, Maajid.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 29 May 2018, 23:26,
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Not Roseanne?
Disappoint.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 29 May 2018, 21:26,
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Not any more.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 29 May 2018, 22:29,
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What did he actually do, and precisely how was it illegal in this case?
The reporting of the details seems to be extremely thin.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 May 2018, 11:18,
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That doesn't appear to be a particularly impartial description of facts.
But it certainly contains more information than every major news outlet has. So thanks.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 May 2018, 12:23,
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In what way is it partial?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:24,
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Well,
if one is directly branding a guy's supporters as knuckledraggers, and then dismissing people with valid concerns as "ye of little brain" (, and a bunch of other similar things) then I'd say one has something of a bias.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:11,
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Not really.
S/he's being maybe a little blunt in her/ his characterisation of TR's fans, but it doesn't follow from that that there's anything misleading in the analysis. And absent that, it's hard to substantiate a claim that there's bias or partiality.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 May 2018, 15:30,
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OK, pretend like it isn't biased then, if it pleases you to do so.
Makes no real difference to me.
However, you should probably note that a number of claims are just assumed to be true, specifically that the guy is racist (which very well may be the case), and a cult leader, without provision of evidence. Also certain turns of phrase are employed which effectively amount to straw men, such as referring to the guy as Tommy The Brave, which is not a title that I think anyone has ever bestowed upon this guy.
Ultimately while there are some clear and unchallengable facts contained within, the entire tone of the article is clearly snarky and hostile, and there's nothing wrong with that, but it's pretty blinkered to not see the inherent bias in it.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 May 2018, 15:41,
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Hark! At the middle class scribes sniffing at the Brylcreamed Spiv. (I know I am..)
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:27,
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Quite wrong
I don't like the guy but jailing someone for 13 months for being outside a court and trying to gag the media is something that you'd expect of a police state, not the UK.
The ban on media coverage of the case was both disturbing and comical. It seems to have taken several days for the judge to be brought up to speed with regards to the existence of the internet, and how he doesn't control it, before the ban was lifted.
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Karlos1972, Wed 30 May 2018, 21:10,
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little zombies
I made this!
Had some stock footage website access left over from a job, so decided to make this very silly little short.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 May 2018, 14:26,
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Love it!
What was the catering budget ;-)
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 29 May 2018, 16:10,
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Burger, Lettuce, Ham,
Pizza.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 29 May 2018, 18:44,
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half a burger...
you never see the other half... movie magic...
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 May 2018, 18:50,
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BLOODY
awful
badumtsh.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 May 2018, 18:51,
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It can't smell, it has no nose!
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 29 May 2018, 18:56,
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IT WAS AN IRON BAR!
AN IRON BAR!!!!
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 May 2018, 21:06,
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No, she went of her own accord
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 29 May 2018, 21:35,
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Here's that sick squid I owe you
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MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Wed 30 May 2018, 12:52,
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Well, pull yourself together
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:33,
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Scone
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:00,
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