NSFW for swears
(and ejaculating muppets)
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:02, Reply)
Looks alright but I expect some knobheads will show this to their kids for laughs.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:09, Reply)
A bit like a complaint that a guide made for Le Mans had the word "official" in it, even though it was prefixed with "Un". I guess it probably read "An official guide" in French!
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:30, Reply)
instead, why not check out eli roth's lego remake of the serbian film, rated m for occasional baby rape
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 14:03, Reply)
?.
I love that so many people must have discovered this, and his other early output, whilst investigating what else that nice man who made the Lord of the Rings films has made...
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 23:41, Reply)
Not exactly quick on his feet
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The Romans won at Zama by parting ranks and letting Hanibal's hefelumbs charching past
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First up, two of Netflix's most talked about series, Luke Cage and GLOW, are returning for their second seasons. W. Kamau Bell has a new stand-up special hitting, and while they will be removing Civil War, Thor fans should rejoice as Ragnarok is hitting the service.
There are a number of other TV shows, films, and specials hitting Netflix in June. As per usual, we've got you covered; here's a look at everything hitting Netflix in Juneas well as our picks of what you definitely need to be checking for. Plan accordingly.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 4:41, Reply)
I assume that means the conjunctivitis is viral, and chloramphenicol will be useless?
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 6:32, Reply)
You're right to hold off on the antibiotics, but viral conjunctivitis is highly contagious so please maintain good hand hygiene whilst experiencing symptoms. An alcohol based hand gel should be considered if you plan on being in public areas where soap and water are unavailable.
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I really hope somebody is manually going to all the trouble of trying to spam B3ta, rather than a bot.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 7:23, Reply)
A swearing, shitty magnet driven robot army that does nothing but draw cocks everywhere.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 7:39, Reply)
I now have a Mutated Monty style video of the army in my head and they're bleedin' everywhere!
The first (and only other) post by MasterUber is a cut and paste from a Wired article, so I'm going for spambot.
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is that it presents it's content to users in a very accessible way. I doubt it's possible for you to reorganise that data any better than Netflix already has.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:27, Reply)
Suspect they've got reasons for wanting you to watch x instead of y and organise it accordingly
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:33, Reply)
I mean I've spent hours flicking through the damn thing looking for something - anything - to watch and failed many times.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:46, Reply)
just that it's easily accessible.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 15:18, Reply)
It takes far too long to fight through the dross that for some reason it thinks I'd be interested in to find something I'm actually interested in.
That's not down to me not liking the content, that's bad UX hiding the content from me.
As for using the search function with a tv remote? That's time that would be more productively spent gnawing my own foot off.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 16:10, Reply)
But that's more the remote's fault than netflix.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 17:12, Reply)
They designed a UI that is a nightmare to use with the control method available. As an example of how it can be done on TV, look at iPlayer. Stuff is in obvious categories and sorted alphabetically. It doesn't pretend to know what you want to watch and therefore you can find things.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 19:53, Reply)
Almost none of them include a keyboard, so if you're attempting to type something in you'll have to fuck about for ages with a fiddly piece of shit. Netflix is not at fault for that.
TVs and set-top-boxes are also absurdly underpowered and slow as shite, so you often have around a second (or even more) of delay between input and response. Again this is not the fault of Netflix.
Finally, iPlayer, 4oD and all the other things I've used suffer from exactly the same issues.
Certainly they could index stuff alphabetically, but that's an issue of content arrangement, not of the interface itself.
(, Wed 30 May 2018, 11:24, Reply)
If you want a curated library and are only interested in the most popular stuff, then you’re golden. Good luck finding anything resembling a workable index that allows you to dig out the more interesting films though.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:07, Reply)
Also... did you visit OPs link? He clearly hasn't sorted the data any better than Netflix.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 15:17, Reply)
I don’t want filtered recommendations
I want to be able to browse a catalogue.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 16:17, Reply)
I wouldn't object to that.
As for their filtered recommendations, I find they're usually fairly accurate to the sort of stuff that I like; might be nice to have a "never show me this shit ever again" button for stuff that you have no intention of ever watching.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 17:14, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p066l01m
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Still one of my fave all time mixes.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 21:36, Reply)
Almost finished this ridiculous stop motion sketch show based on the popular interstellar conflict, so I thought I'd make a trailer like to let people know about it. Should be finished within the week.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 21:15, Reply)
Shouldn’t do. Protected by parody laws, and there’s plenty of similar stuff out there anyway.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:44, Reply)
"Rocks and Ravens is a relaxing Sudoku-esque puzzler that sees you attempting to arrange rocks and diamonds in grid based puzzles to keep the ravens happy."
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"One day dis breast nearly kill me. Wen I dey sleep I see say something dey press me, I say wetin dey press me? I no know say na my breast. E don reach my neck dey heavy me, dey press me as if e wan kill me, I nearly suffocate. I come say Jesus! come stand up."
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 16:53, Reply)
I've come across* a couple of women who suffered from this, think G or H cup plus. It caused them no end of pain.
*intended of course
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 17:25, Reply)
due to increasingly bad back pain.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 18:52, Reply)
otherwise 'acquaintance' is the word you're looking for.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 19:20, Reply)
You shouldn't have tried to pick them BOTH up at the same time. Hope your back's better soon.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 19:20, Reply)
because I've been raising one of these over evolved apes... teaching him well though, and instructing him in the ways of the ROTO!!!!
(the dog is happy to have a friend, I will try and shoot them having a lightsaber duel and post it)
EDIT: the 'SO CUTE' is nothing to do with me and everything to do with the MCN.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 10:07, Reply)
My latest offshoot has discovered climbing onto the coffee table, standing, doing a dance and running off the other end like he is some unstable Wile E. Coyote reincarnation.
And that is better than the “unexpectedly running into a bush at full tilt” he did only a few hours earlier...
The kid has more bruises than a prop foward after a pup fight.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 13:27, Reply)
he's relentlessly trying to choke himself on everything, it all goes in his mouth, apart from food, which goes in his eyes.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 21:07, Reply)
That's where the delicious sweet shaped poisons are kept.
(, Wed 30 May 2018, 7:19, Reply)
followed by joyless piano music for a respectful In Memoriam montage.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 9:35, Reply)
I hung a camera out of the window last night and captured this.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 8:27, Reply)
I don't think so. Maybe I should have muted the soundtrack.
Edit: Aaaand it's gone. Hooray!
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 14:58, Reply)
Mail must be conflicted, great news story but going
against their agenda.
"Paris mayor Anne Hidalgo praised the young migrant..."
The young migrant??? Well done young migrant!
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 8:16, Reply)
Nah, cognitive dissonance is the Mail reader's natural state.
Something something minced gammon..
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 8:51, Reply)
for those with similar: www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/28/spider-man-of-paris-climbs-four-storeys-to-rescue-dangling-boy
edit: he's got citizenship as a result. www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/28/spider-man-of-paris-to-get-french-citizenship-after-rescuing-child
sounds like a scam mate. bleedin forrins.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 11:25, Reply)
Bloody immigrants
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 14:36, Reply)
saving people's children?
Foreign heroic cunt.
(, Tue 29 May 2018, 15:16, Reply)
This made do a bit of wee with laughter.
(, Sun 27 May 2018, 23:35, Reply)
Except for the ones that copyright has prevented. Good stuff, thanks
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 20:42, Reply)
My plans for tonight got cancelled, so what else is a man in his forties with the house to himself gonna do but film a very short, very silly sketch in the hope that others might get a chuckle.
It's somewhat pointless and very immature, but, well, so am I.
Possibly NSFW due to some very unrealistic fake gore.
*Coat*
(, Sun 27 May 2018, 23:14, Reply)
It belongs to Mrs Spicious. She's got a 300V and a 450D, so it's one of them.
Don't mean nowt to me though.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 21:44, Reply)
Crowdfunder to print and distribute Transgender Trend's schools pack.
Teachers currently have no guidance on supporting gender-questioning children other than to affirm to them that they are truly "born in the wrong body". Not everyone thinks this is a good idea.
Transgender Trend has put together a comprehensive set of resources for teachers and schools on how to support gender non-conforming children. I've read it, and it's an extremely humane document packed with seemingly good advice.
Take a look and see if it's something you'd like to support.
(, Sun 27 May 2018, 23:09, Reply)
“Don’t make up your mind if you’re for or against transgender until you’ve fucked one”. I give him the same advice about fox hunting
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after doing lots of saboteuring.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 11:45, Reply)
On a serious note, I'm aware that this is a sensitive issue and that it's fairly easy for TRAs to shout "conversion therapy!!" at those who tell kids that they may not be trans and should not rush to transition.
At the same time, teachers have no official guidance except what is coming from the trans lobby. That's why I believe this pack is so important. For what it's worth, I believe that some people can lead happier lives by transitioning, and all trans people should be supported and treated with respect.
(, Sun 27 May 2018, 23:56, Reply)
Developing a pack is one thing but lobbying to be the pack that is used in schools nationally looks very tough. Surely the department will write this in-house?
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 0:20, Reply)
And the pack was created as *a* resource, not *the* resource.
Overview of the document, including precis and rationale, here: www.transgendertrend.com/transgender-schools-guidance/
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 0:30, Reply)
I can't see the Department of Education allowing an independent resource to exist alongside their one. That is just how the civil service works.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 0:58, Reply)
"Do you ever feel that you'd be more comfortable if your gender was different? Try these on. You'll look smashing"
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 1:38, Reply)
I mean, ok, most of them do, but still, it's probably wrong to encourage it.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 9:07, Reply)
"Time to stop this abomination and save our children from the LGBT leviathan."
That said, LGBT leviathan is a far cooler pejorative than trans lobby.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 9:38, Reply)
"Mum, dad, I want to be a girl."
"That's fine little Timmy, you can be whatever you want."
Next day:
"Mum, dad, I want to be a robot."
"That's fine little Tammi, as a girl you can be anything you want to be."
Kids play dress-up. Stop pretending that that means they want to actually change sexes, aren't there enough mental-cases around as it is?
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 9:11, Reply)
And want the schools to use a bit of common sense.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 12:13, Reply)
Didn’t that leave your fair island after the 1945 general election?
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 13:15, Reply)
but like a lot of other things in life which are better done after a certain age, if you want to do something permanent then you will have to wait until you are old enough.
Personally I think the age to have a kid should be increased to higher than any other age bar. I think you should be at least 21 before you have a kid, you should be allowed to cross dress etc at 16. Reassignment surgery at 21, same as having a kid
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 11:49, Reply)
How the fuck would you force a 20-year-old not to have a baby?
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 13:48, Reply)
Us Southerners have left the 1980’s and are busy drinking pink prosecco.
(, Mon 28 May 2018, 23:18, Reply)
even be told sex exists until 40, so that it's a nice surprise for your middle years.
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