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This is a link post Cold Sweat
Youtube suggestions are mostly garbage, but sometimes they turn up something awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ people
learn about mask feathering.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The Truck Driver's gear change was quite the surprise.
So this is "occult pop", apparently. It's ok.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Sun 10 Jun 2018, 10:28, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Peter Stringfellow

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 9:46, Reply)
This is a link post Chris Morris interviews Peter Stringfellow

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Sue Pollard is currently talking about what a role model he was on Today
nothing could get more surreal. Hello Thursday
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's a nice change from Tony Blair who seems to be on every week.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Used to have the hots for her.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone got an alternative contact for MadCatMan?
Looks like his account has been hacked
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Jun 2018, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently some time after this interview, Stephen Hawking really did turn up at Stringfellows

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a lap dance then.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post He said it was wheely good.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That electronic voice saying "shake it baby".

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember him on the radio about 18 months ago going on about how ace it was being a dad again in his 70s
How much energy he had, how it was no bother keeping up with them.

Daft twat
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post it was cancer that got him, not chasing after his kid

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, a fate you should be able to foresee when you get past 75 and have survived it once already

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd imagine that having a kid at that age would have made him more inclined to embrace his fate

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The sheer amazement of managing it might take the edge off.
That and money of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2018, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Peter Stringfellow
sent me my first cease and desist email.

I'd written some whimsical nonsense about sexy snails taking their shells off in his nightclub, and it was coming out above the official site in Altavista.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
I miss good search engines like Altavista and Webcrawler
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Your first?
Implying you’ve had more?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone with a collection of cat gifs
sent me one because I'd embedded an image from her site and it was using her bandwidth.

And we all got one from Prince.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course.
I can claim that one too.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post we should have another prince image challenge, now the pint-size purple one is cactus

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post A crazy cat gif person - treats her cat gifs like they were children

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you etc....

(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Still more dignified than ranting online.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 6:37, Reply)
This is a link post Not again...

(mr_mekon, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post well apparently not

(ozof, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Did anyone even notice?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post Kill Jill...

(AoxomoxoA, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a sameness to all these conspiracy theory type videos
I call it the paucity of explanation
you have a fact, perhaps true, that might have multiple credible explanations. They'll only consider the one that supports their conclusion and move on, and just do this again and again. I guess in simple minds it builds up confirmation, but for me it just multiplies the doubt.
Sorry if I'm waffling a bit in links recently. It's a sign I've got a lot of work on and are therefore procrastinating in fine fashion
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 7:04, Reply)
This is a link post Jeremy Corbyn character assassination
Whatever your views, it's a nice piece of writing about JC's (and Corbynistas') militant humourlessness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a dreadful piece of writing. I hope you were being ironic
just parsing the first paragraph "Corbyn’s cultists..assign it to the nefarious machinations of a vast Zionist conspiracy against the Dear Leader" can be translated to: "I've found somebody on twitter talking shit, and now I'm just going to use this to pile in with my odiousness for five more paragraphs of insult"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post my criticism of Corbyn is that he's reminds me of some "right on" geography supply teacher of the 70s
I don't mind a bit of leftwing politics for a change, but he seems just a bit limited in his capacities. That's why I find it strange when people try to paint him as some che guevara socialist firebrand to be afraid of, or like this article, some rapid jew hater.
He just looks like the sort of bloke who really likes insisting that there's a quorum when you're having a meeting
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post My problem with Corbyn
is that he hangs out with anti-semites and is knee-jerkingly, cringingly anti-West.

For example, Stop the War's (Chair: Jeremy Corbyn) statement in the immediate aftermath of Bataclan that it was the West's fault https://therealstopthewar.wordpress.com/2015/12/12/stop-the-war-paris-reaps-whirlwind-of-western-support-for-extremist-violence-in-middle-east/.

And his support for Russia - a kleptocracy that murders journalists, opposition politicians and its own civilians -
over the Ukraine annexation.

Having a pop at his and his followers seems pretty small beer in comparison.

[EDIT - fuck that, massive fire in the centre of London. Can see from window. No reports yet.]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post William Street aparently
www.standard.co.uk/news/london/huge-fire-breaks-out-over-west-london-a3856971.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, so you do swallow all this nonsense
pity.
corbyn statement on skripal was:
"an appalling act of violence. Nerve agents are abominable if used in any war. It is utterly reckless to use them in a civilian environment. I think obviously the government has access to information and intelligence on this matter which others don’t; however, also there’s a history in relation to WMD and intelligence which is problematic to put it mildly."
“So I think the right approach is to seek the evidence; to follow international treaties, particularly in relation to prohibited chemical weapons, because this was a chemical weapons attack, carried out on British soil. There are procedures that need to be followed in relation to that.”
This is what you interpret as his support for Russia, it doesn't sound entirely unreasonable what he's saying if you ask me, but I guess your views get filtered through the right wing press as support for Putin, a man he's repeatedly condemned.
He also supported the Majitsky act, the sanctions against russia after the invasion of the Crimea. But in your world view he supports Russia
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonfire of the vanities ?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the whole article is being ironic.
I mean, how humourless do you have to be to find his office calling Matt's cartoons rubbish "chilling".
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Matt is the worst.
And to say that calling those cartoons unfunny immediately links to Holocaust denial...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post have to agree
The cunt's swallowed a dictionary
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post If only everyone were as funny and carefree as the Israelis
Bunch of backward medieval cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean Middle East
That entire region suffers from backward medieval cunt syndrome
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Along with swathes of the rest
We really are fucked as a species
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post the only correct answer to the mumsnet biscuit question is a Lou Reed style look of utter contempt and silence

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post He has a pen or pencil sticking out of his mouth
In the profile picture. That surely was a clue to the kind of cunt he is
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post A pencil sharpener one?
That's like Cuntus Dentata++
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post new Spidey animation looks flipping amazing

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post that halftone effect is cool

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Bahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Fri 8 Jun 2018, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Halftone effects plus chromatic aberration all turned up to 11....
Killing the video compression but I guess it'll look cool in the cinemas.

Does Sony still have to churn out a Spiderman movie every couple of years to maintain the rights?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post yo
why would chromatic aberration look good in cinemas? would it pop the foreground more?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looks absolutely great. Almost had a stop motion feel to it.
 (JauntyArt, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's because they spent half the render farm budget on catering

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That does look good

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well tasty.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm looking forward to the game, too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4zm30yeHHE
 (ozof, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 3:31, Reply)
This is a normal post is it just me
but some of this looked like watching an old school 3d movie with out glasses... there was rgb ghosting on some of the motion?

or am i too high again?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post Bad lip reading, Trump and God Bless America in the style of John Redwood
twatter link....couldn't find another
here is the actual video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAux_lN9rIg
and lest we forget Redwood: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzBq0n8dxFQ
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post Activate #Deactivates I made this!
Last year I set up an Instagram account for tory youth group Activate as a sort of sleeper cell. Plan was to gather right-wing followers until the election and then flip it into an anti-Tory account. Unfortunately they've folded before I got a chance to #activate my plan, so I wrote their goodbye announcement instead
 (spellingmistakescostlives .com, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post nice try, shame it didn't pay off. it would have been funny

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not proud of the Empire???

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Tories are funny when they try to do 'yoof'.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Jun 2018, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post A young man on his way to play judo with Sebastian Coe...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever I hear the word.
"Ask for Haig" , a long time since that was an ad, I was a child, I don't often drink whiskey, yet still that sodding phrase takes up a bit of my head, fucking marketing.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Jun 2018, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-43922740/the-voice-of-the-12-year-old-jacob-rees-mogg
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1485512
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Forgive me, but I just didn't have time to go digging through the board archive to find your link.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
You should hear the Italians moaning about how ashamed they are of the Romans.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't Gary Markwell look a lot like Sam Icliff (?) In the video?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Nice!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post good luck to him.
I'm not going to read it, mind
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post #me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I just read this, which is far more revealing-
It's written by the attorney who brought the fraud lawsuit against the DNC.
www.amazon.com/dp/B076QJCSXV/ref=docs-os-doi_0
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post Rush E
Nice little piano piece, but it looks like it requires two players. Any pianists here up for a challenge?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 6 Jun 2018, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post RHLSP - last in the current series NSFW
Mark Steel - cunt or wanker? (NSFW for swears)
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post His guests are always funnier than he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post Classic prank calls thigh slapper
This man needs his own Radio 4 show
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's a lovely start to the day.
Thanks for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He's such a card!



ard unt
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Smart arse judge:
"Judge Michael McInerney described Zillner's offending as outrageous.
"It is grievous indeed. Heinous is another word. Bizarre is another word," he said."

Yeah alright mate, we all know some words okay? Fucking show-off.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 14:16, Reply)
This is a link post Shit to sing along to when you're drunk I made this!
Remarkably, I couldn't find enough footage of myself drunk to finish this video.
(chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
b4taentertaineddelete storify account
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 8:00, Reply)
This is a link post Sleaford Mods @20x speed
wonseel
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post FIZZY!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked take hart
its sad to see Morph and Chas have become even more argumentative in old age.
 (Tivert, Thu 7 Jun 2018, 0:11, Reply)
This is a link post Beastie Boys - Putting Shame In Your Game NSFW
One of my favourite "driving slowly down the high street with speakers obnoxiously loud" tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
At any point have you had someone drive past you playing "obnoxiously loud" music and you thought it was a good thing? How about a middle aged man playing rap?
 (Amadeus, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
How about a middle aged man complaining about a middle aged man playing rap?
 (I helped save b3ta! luvtub, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Complaining?
I asked merely for information
 (Amadeus, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post it's just the beastie boys, which is basically party music for white middle class people
It's not like he's thumping out about his "homie niggaz in deathrow" while stuck at the basingstoke roundabout in his Astra
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 7:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Very much this.
I drive a Golf.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I shouldn't need to say this but...
Next time you feel the urge to drive slowly down any high street with your speakers playing ANYTHING obnoxiously loud, take a moment and remind yourself:

"That's what cunts do."

And then ask yourself:

"Am I a cunt?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 3:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 6 Jun 2018, 8:51, Reply)
This is a link post Hello hello hello etc. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that,
but was expecting more Glitter.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah
forgot about gazza
 (I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 5 Jun 2018, 19:33, Reply)

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