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This is a link post The Tragically Hip - Cordelia
Best song by The Hip?
(Sherbs, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 2:43, Reply)
This is a link post Foo fighters with Rick Astley NSFW
Fair play to whoever said we've been rick Grohled :-)
(Tivert, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred Kiss guy.
youtu.be/u9KCP4JaGE8
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe Astley is still going.
Is he ever gonna give it up?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post No. He's never gonna give it up.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 1 Jul 2018, 16:30, Reply)
This is a link post Chomsky is a cunt
Yes, we already know that - but look at the company he kept...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post "Along with Noam Chomsky, Simone de Beauvoir, Jean-Paul Sartre, and other intellectuals, Genoud was a member of a committee which mounted a humanitarian campaign in the 1970s"
Those bastards...
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Some very fine people there.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post What an odd person to single out when actual Nazism is actually on the rise
He could get his message out further if he wasn't so snoozy sounding, but then he is an octogenarian professor.

Why did you think he was a cunt again?
because this committee membership link is pretty weak.
 (Melatonin, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Genoud was an actual Nazi
One of their chief financial backers, especially after their defeat.

Would you want to be on a panel of 10 nice lefties plus Himmler?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You're an actual nazi and seemingly quite proud of it

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 5:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it's like the opposite of a BBC question time panel
9 Himmlers and one nice leftie
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post is it like rain on your wedding day?
or like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Chomskians are CaC.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Shut up, gammon.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry about intellectuals.
Massive corporate manipulation coupled with ignorant populism is having a go at running things now.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 30 Jun 2018, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Which corporations wanted
Brexit and anmassive fucking trade war?
The evil capitalist conspiracy is working really fucking shot right now
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hey! corporations are people too! you big bully!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 17:20, Reply)
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I imagine a lot of American steel companies are quite happy about the tariffs.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No conspiracy involved whatsoever.
A trade war is probably just another of Trumps distractions.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Jul 2018, 13:23, Reply)
This is a link post '86, " How Soon Is Now?", live
Them were the days
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Great band made unbearable by the frontman

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hugely overrated band
Made unbearable by the front man back in 1985 way way before he was publicly a massive gammon.

This is one of their two or three decent tracks though
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That tremelo riff is so epic it's biblical
And then some cunt blarts all over the top
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 1 Jul 2018, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post Nostalgia overload
Lovely collection of 60s (and possibly 70s and 80s) postcards showing the heyday of the British seaside resort before the package holiday came along and destroyed them.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting that every single one of them features several cars.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post sad git that i am im quite enjoying visiting these places on streetview and seeing how they have changed

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Great linky
Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 22:00, Reply)
This is a link post Very early Smiths live, 1983
Derby Assembly Rooms
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 23:08, Reply)
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All this bullshit has made me finally come around to the man. McCarthyism in the UK.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 20:52, Reply)
This is a link post Morrissey postpones July concerts amid racism row
Concerts called off in the UK, Germany and Sweden due to ‘logistical circumstances’

Obviously. No driver would want to be the one shuttling about kit for a racist.

Nice bookend to all the Morrissey today.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Mexrrissey are still playing.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 'amid racism row'?
It seems like fake news.

"Bob resigns amidst accusations of eating a McDonalds burger"

Is there any causal linkage?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post if it is fake news it's straight from the horse's arse

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Any facts behind that?
Or don't we bother with such pedantic nonsense nowaways
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, I'd be happy with something close to a reliable source,
"M cancelled gigs"- sure
"M was accused of racism" - mhm

"M cancelled Gigs because of the racist stuff"? Sure?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Amid doesn't mean because.
Would have been interesting to see how popular the gigs were, though. Seen some pretty hardcore fans have had enough over the For Britain shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Hitler died amid success of Rodgers and Hammerstein's Carousel"

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I was saying the cancellation came from an official source.
As for "amid racism row" there's another concert going on, it's been all over the press, surprised you haven't seen it.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44653788
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 7:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I may well have been booked to work those gigs
(as an interesting Dave Halsam connection, I've just got back from the same venue, setting up for Hacienda Classical), but would have had to turn it down, as I'm working at Southport Air Show that weekend...don't know what I'd have done if they were still going ahead and I was available...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 4:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't we just boycott him cos he's a right cunt
And I hate his music?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 5:36, Reply)
This is a link post Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post Take your pants off
its music time.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
I actually have this album. My mates older sister had Fad Gadget's first single so we were in to all things Mute, so we heard this album when it first came out in 1980, and we are still listening to it!
 (who's_the_what?, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a couple of the original 45s, and the album
Good ol' Daniel Miller.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 14:42, Reply)
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Chip 'n' Roll is a classic instrumental, it's my ringtone.
 (who's_the_what?, Sun 1 Jul 2018, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post The Smiths Peel Session 1983

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Peeling off in another direction
a mistake before the Fall
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a whole page of Smiths on here....
Has Morrissey died?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately not
But I think a website should be setup to monitor his situation.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post When they were good
Moz is a cunt now. Did you know Johnny was 19 when he wrote Back To The Old House?
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Moz was always a cunt, but not such a famous one
I mean, I don't think his cuntish behaviour is anything new; just that if a nobody kid is a cunt,nobody notices.

I still love the music.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Also people are prepared to forgive broke teenagers and young adults
if they have strongly genuine but naive opinions about the world.

People are less prepared to forgive the same for wildly successful 59 year olds with tons of cash who have spent the last 40 years doing the cushiest job imaginable. Especially when they're so viciously mean to people over those opinions.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 1 Jul 2018, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post Dust and Parts I made this!
This is my bands debut single, I hope you like it. constructive criticism welcomed
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Fobia I made this!
Have you ever wondered what a game made by Fred and Rose West would look like? No, me neither... but now you are aren't you?

Perhaps it's something like this weeks review.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:55, Reply)
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LIMBO IT'S CALLED LIMBO!
Edit: Also, I'm sensing these games aren't your strong point :D
Edit 2: Fecking brilliant. I was in tears at some of that
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post THATS THE BADGER
(I think I got it eventually, didn't I?)

p.s Happy Candles you big nonce!
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:15, Reply)
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Spoilers!

PS. Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope your life is as bright as your candles.

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Candlemas!

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post PHROG

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:12, Reply)
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Nice review and a good looking game =]
 (Sherbs, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 4:29, Reply)
This is a link post 5:19.546
Stefan Bellof's 35 year old outright lap record of the Nurburgring Nordschleife fell earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll never get a week's worth of groceries into it, though!

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:36, Reply)
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I'd like to see it pull a caravan down the A303.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems sped up
I know it isn't. Just my human mind can't comprehend that kind of car control at that speed. Bonkers.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to post the same thing
That car is mental if that video is at the right speed.

Makes F1 cars seem slow.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 18:36, Reply)
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That car IS mental. Earlier this year it went round Spa faster than an F1 car. Here it's just gone round the most challenging and feared circuit in the world nearly a full minute faster than anything else that's tried it. Granted there hasn't been an F1 car going round there in anger in 40 years, but the Porsche 956 it took the record from was no slouch either - it was a 240mph+ ground-effect monster. This thing annihilated it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post the best thing is that the tech boundaries these cars push eventually gets passed to normal road cars
unfortunately the mentalness gets stripped out
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post If it seems that fast recorded
Then in the car it's twice as bad. Filmed my few laps and it seemed so fast at the time but playing them back I could have been selling ice creams on the way round.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Is not sped up
He did OK, but he kinda fucks up a bunch of the corners and the start/finish. Great run but she could easily do better.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Do t push me, don't push meeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post holy smokes thats some fast driving

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Lego Babbage Difference Engine
Because it's my b3ta day and modern lego kits just seem as though they are entirely pre-made with about two conventional lego bricks in the box and the rest custom for whatever shite franchise they are peddling that day.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
I see they used the Babbage Difference Engine brick.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy B'day Dinner van eggs!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candleday!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Buy a fucking tripod if you're going to make a video.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this x1000

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post nice video
happy waxy sticks to you
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles
Just noticed, I totally missed my 13th candleday
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
belated cuntles to you Socky
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Wears the soap

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY YOU HAVE CANDLES

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Cuntles you Div.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:20, Reply)
This is a link post What Do You Find When You Drain A Canal In Amsterdam?
All collated photographed and dated going way way back.....
 (I helped save b3ta! GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice find thx!

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
I cannot even begin the amount of work that went into this, it is fascinating though.
 (I helped save b3ta! GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If they do 2008, I wonder if it'll include my Nokia E90,
which some twat nicked off my hostel dorm bunk whilst I took a leak in the en-suite toilet opposite, probably spent 10 minutes trying to unlock (SIM & PIN locked...) before chucking it in the canal...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that was me. It never made it out of the hostel. I didn't try to unlock it. I just put it straight in the bin. I didn't even want it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:24, Reply)
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I don't know why they blurred the numbers on the bank cards, it's not as if you can do much shopping with a card that expired over twenty years ago.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I stuck my finger in a dyke
and I liked it
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 23:14, Reply)
This is a link post Danny Dyer's Brexit Rant Knees-Up NSFW I made this!
Dunno - just thought this might benefit from a bit of Chas & Dave. NSFW due to twats.
(Leemondus, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.It hasn't embedded. Twat.

(Leemondus, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Change the url to
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF9LbIh3Q2g
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers

(Leemondus, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Pwoppa nawty

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post its like some kind of mad riddle

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Danny voted Leave.
He told the Telegraph “I’m gonna be straight with you; I voted Leave and I’ll tell you why; because I’m f**king sick of politicians doing f**k all.”
Twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post Upsetting tragicomic LOLs.
It's a sad story of course, but when I saw the name of the intern who was live-tweeting from under his desk I spasmed out my morning toast from laughing.
 (Whizzer, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused
Does San Felice mean "Without luck" or "Saint Felix"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Saint Felix
Just a surname, like St. John / Sinjun

If you mean Latin, it'd "happy" (felicitatem, felicitas). Luck is fortuna.

"Sans", the French for without, comes from the Latin "sine".
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Right
So what's funny about Phil Davis?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess it's Mr. Anthony Messenger who caused mirth
being "A Messenger" who "tweeted as the attacker opened fire."

I'm glad I wore my corset, as I fear my sides would split. I would laugh aloud, but I'm afraid that my head would fall off.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post And wasn't shot
(It took me a few minutes)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Guilty lols
 (ohidunno, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Took me a second, then lols.
I realise the newspaper industry is sacking people left, right and centre, but this was de trop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ris?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to see Danny Dyer in the crystal maze on acid
I fink that would be good telly
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
i agree
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post "On Acid"
has become a kind of unimaginative shorthand for "but kerrazy!!!11!" of late but in this case DuffGardens has a real point. One of the funniest things about Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is the way he takes his hallucinations so seriously:

Terrible things were happening all around us. Right next to me a huge reptile was gnawing on a woman’s neck, the carpet was a blood-soaked sponge—impossible to walk on it, no footing at all. “Order some golf shoes,” I whispered. “Otherwise, we’ll never get out of this place alive. You notice these lizards don’t have any trouble moving around in this muck—that’s because they have claws on their feet.”

and you just know Dyer's complaining would push exactly this comedy button. He'd be overwhelmed by simple things and it would be wonderful.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "there's an electric snake in the sky"
"shoot it"
"not yet, I want to study its habits"
 (horrid, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post yes i didn't mean on acid as in a whacky version
literally on psychedelics and struggling with a simple concept - i think it was when he said Brexit is a "mad riddle" that gave me the idea. you dont wanna describe things as a mad riddle if you want to be taken seriously. (unless you're on acid ).
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Blessed (also on acid) shouting at him from outside the locked door.

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely crystal meth
would be more apposite
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Trotters lols

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I held a door open to him once
he was very polite
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post is there anyone left who thinks this is going to end well?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Idiots.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!1!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh shit I'm on fire
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably
But I have them on ignore
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Scuse me but you missed one....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Yes I did
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nice that we all got this Brexit shit out of our collective system.
Have we all stop giving a shit, or are we just tired of calling each other racists / libtards?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post No. Remainers are determined that it doesn't, and will do anything to make sure it fails. The worst of both worlds looms. Still, you've really shown those thick old pricks with their poxy blue passports, eh Benny? You told us so, didn't you love?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Boring.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post worst of both worlds: mass unemployment, hyperinflation and straight bananas

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Believing that something is unlikely to be successful
is not the same as going out of your way to encourage it to fail.

I think you'll find there are very few remainers who actually want their country to get all fucked up, but I understand they're a convenient scapegoat in the event they turn out to have been correct.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you more or less likely have a good deal in a negotiation if you don't believe one is possible?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post they're just not believing it enough
Come on lads, BELIEVE
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Last time I checked I wasn't involved in the negotiations

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness for that.
Pulling your pants down and presenting your bottom like an in season baboon was never going to do us any good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s got about the same chance of delivering a successful outcome though.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the spirit. That's what I love about remainers, their unwavering negativity. You are all weirdly conservative too; a future beyond the EU is inconceivable to your massive brains.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit: The only topic where pragmatic realism is considered a character flaw.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You're the only person who thinks private Frazer was a pragmatic realist.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 7:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find very many remainers would be delighted to settle with a fudged compromise where we remain in the customs union and have full alignment with EU regulation vis à vis trade. Worst possible outcome.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The worst possible outcome is almost certainly a hard brexit.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The referendum made no mention of a 'hard Brexit' or a 'soft Brexit'. These are just weasel word terms invented after the event.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop overthinking it everyone

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Eventually, it'll end well
When we rejoin and have a big party
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He done a swear!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Proper. Gaff.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post The Worm Song I made this!
Happy Friday
(pi bennett, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger bugger?
Bugger like a worm?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post VERY niche porn
Edit: wish I'd not searched...
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Jun 2018, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Brings up lots of images of fly fishing for me,
but I'm sure rule 34 applies
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a very pleasing thing

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Mozburger

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Haha..
"we are open on Sunday" =D
 (Sherbs, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post "MOS Burger" in Japan is great
It's sorta like a posh McDonalds - a little more expensive, not quite as fast, a little nicer quality.

They actually make a rice burger.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post So, a restaurant?

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post No. It's sorta like a posh McDonalds
Or, you know, you could type it into Google and find out.

ばか外人



 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "m" is a good'un
When I did hip-hop graffiti I hated doing 'M's
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post They're seriously nice
It's like, £8 for a 'meal deal' instead of £5, but it's meaty
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 22:05, Reply)

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