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This is a link post Curt Storylines

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:42, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OsYCFOaCbg
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 19 Mar 2019, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:41, , Reply)
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O! Christmas tree,
O! Christmas tree,
How crooked are your branches.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you heard their version of Warm Leatherette?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlEOsXG619w
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 21:15, , Reply)
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I adore the Laibach version of WL and thought it was the pinnacle of covers until I heard this version https://youtu.be/zo7ONZlN5Zg
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgotten about that one, and you're right, it's a good 'un.
I have one of the very early 7" singles by The Normal. I immediately ordered it when John Peel played it. I had to send a cheque off to Parrot Records, only when the cheque cleared did they send the single. None of this click-now-have-it-tomorrow nonsense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Nigel doesn't look happy
Twitter link but worth it...

Also this one
 (GeeFunk, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I drove past him on the way to the supermarket today.
Sorry folks, I was tempted, but I just couldn't bring myself to pay for two car washes in one week.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post my money's on at least one of them dying of natural causes
It's basically a walking cruise ship
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The people I saw were basically a mixture of the very old and their grandchildren.
I fully expected half of them to never make it to the top of Crimdon bank.

(Crimdon is actually worth a brief visit; they used to dump a lot of waste from the coal mines there so the beach is actually black.)
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least they'll be out of the house for a couple of weeks giving their families some respite

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Whoa!
very trippy
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too hungover for this...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a link post NZ Official victims fund donation page.
https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/christchurch-shooting-victims-fund

Discussion of what you're giving for, and what it will be used for:

https://www.maoritelevision.com/news/national/fund-launched-support-christchurch-shootings-victims
 (chompedhomas, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post pass the links around if you can.

(chompedhomas, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those aren't links
No can do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 16 Mar 2019, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be a cunt.
It's pretty much the only rule here.

givealittle.co.nz/cause/christchurch-shooting-victims-fund

www.maoritelevision.com/news/national/fund-launched-support-christchurch-shootings-victims
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, this ^
Or you could use the copy and paste facility like less pedantic and more sympathetic people would do at this point
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fewer

(97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
But you're wrong. It's less pedantic when it's people, because people are countable
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 0:49, , Reply)
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No it isn't. It's less because pedantry is not a countable noun. Fewer pedants would be less pedantic.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 5:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear

(ozof, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stand corrected
Right answer, wrong reasoning. But you need to be fewer pedantic
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Kpop plus VR lightsabres
Skip to 1:00 for the music
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this as good as Samba de Amigo?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would you like some red wine and kebab with your lechery?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't follow.
Explain this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 16 Mar 2019, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You be he.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post No

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 17 Mar 2019, 14:02, , Reply)
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Erm..nice dancing
 (Sherbs, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs Dogbomb doing the commentary

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 13:31, , Reply)
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needs him doing the dancing too
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 14:04, , Reply)
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and drinking
 (Sherbs, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Fat Prisoner Simulator I made this!
Ronseal. I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post If Alan Partridge's ideas don't get made as TV shows
They will all one day be indie games
 (horrid, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 1:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure they already have...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-G1wXSEQJM

www.kotaku.co.uk/2017/09/22/the-alan-partridge-inspired-video-game-that-never-was
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Latest zefrank vid - Bolus spider.
Nobody mentions the limpet tits on it's back though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Mar 2019, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I might have a problem with the way he said
arachnidae
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where is the 'ch'?
They are arachnids.

After that it was quite funny. Have a click.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 1:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Proper lols at this
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 16 Mar 2019, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a link post 20th Century Face

(ohidunno, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what I could achieve if I'd spent my time on the internet like the creator of this video

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, you could have achieved this.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Jumping - Osamu Tezuka

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was great

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post anyone notice C3PO and R2D2 in there?

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 16 Mar 2019, 15:32, , Reply)
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Yes!
 (who's_the_what?, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Cats dancing to techno
by throwing up. It works better than you would think.

I dunno, is cats throwing up NSFW? You decide.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a whale in the Thames?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Mar 2019, 21:29, , Reply)
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Soundtrack should've been Felix da Housecat...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC, but I'm glad to see it again

(WinnieTheTurd, Mon 18 Mar 2019, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a link post The headline...
...and the last line of the report
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone just couldn't resist it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also a linked story at the bottom
"Preston's Muslim community seek reassurance after terrorist attack on New Zealand mosques"

I mean there is literally every single Muslim in the world between Christchurch and Preston, why would they think they would get singled out?

I am now genuinely curious if Preston is exactly opposite Christchurch on the globe and they fear some sort of Nicholas Cage movie style conspiracy involving specific places on the globe.

Turns out that place is in northern Spain. The antipode of Preston is a bit lower than the south island in the water.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post well if convicted then I'm sure the warden will throw a party in the county jail

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Dietrich interview

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Here is a Bet Regret advert that I just saw on my television set.
What did they call the guy sitting on the toilet?

Shit the bed! I wasn't expecting THAT (video contains hidden b3ta reference).
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 15 Mar 2019, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get the reference.
It's subtle, but it's there.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post too subtle for me I'm afraid
Maybe I have just not been here long enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It just annoys me when advertising people rip off ideas from b3ta people.
You can't tell me that the makers of that advert showing Dominic Robinson sitting on the toilet didn't see this video of Dominic Robinson sitting on the toilet and got "inspiration" from it. The original Dominic Robinson (the fat one) won't see a penny from it, I bet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 15 Mar 2019, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I get the reference
but your link does not seem to work.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 21:27, , Reply)
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https://youtu.be/8Hpuby88j2g
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Mar 2019, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Baar Baar Dekho - Shammi Kapoor, Shakila & Keshto Mukherjee
All together for the chorus.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 15 Mar 2019, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Bear&drone
Alaska Highway, Yukon
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more picnic baskets.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
one of those new silent drones
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post fixed it
tubedubber.com/?q=kvTBnS_qwXU:-E6ljLSOkbY:0:100:0:0:1
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
perfect
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:38, , Reply)
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Lol
 (Sherbs, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should submit this solution to Tesla Inc.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 7:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Look, will you just fuck off? I need to take a shit."

(97800, Sat 16 Mar 2019, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a link post the potato song I made this!
yep
(pi bennett, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post flip a chip
rotate a rosti
smash a mash
whirl a wedge
 (horrid, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post This made me think of this and I wasted a day finding it
Yes my life is shit

www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=0VZlz7s6rH0
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Infuriating
I bet you just couldn't be bothered deleting the white bits inside the circles in the text and are no doubt going to claim it was deliberate because "it looked cute" and "suited the style of the video". Hogwash.

The fact I paused before sending this to get another drink and found myself whistling it is quite simply unforgivable.
 (I helped save b3ta! normix, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is not helping
I've always had an urge to buy a keytar, and now I'm going to spend the next half hour looking at them on eBay.
 (I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a link post La Faim (Hunger)
An incredible piece of early CGI animation via the NFB...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post National Football Beagle?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 14 Mar 2019, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nasty Food Binge

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Mar 2019, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly Full Bin

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 6:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nobcheese Fanny Batter
come on this is B3ta after all!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Necrophiliac Fisting Bodies

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 14:27, , Reply)
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in um
 (Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cyriak was only 45 years late

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificent

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a link post As someone posted a cover of Rock Me Amadeus a few days ago, here's another one
Which has a bit more of an original spin on it compared to that last one. The same guy that did a silly-but-musically-competent metal version of Africa by Toto, that I posted in a reply fairly recently. Also just did a decent tribute version of Firestarter but his channel goes back years.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 14 Mar 2019, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is the best cover of Firestarter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPI3b9iPSN0
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post We will have to agree to disagree,
But that version has its own merits, just I wouldn't call it the best.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 15 Mar 2019, 0:23, , Reply)

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