great audio of him berating his security
as they blundered him towards someone holding a milkshake.
Rules:
1. Don't put Nigel near milkshakes
2. See rule #1
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:09, Reply)
Also great pickup of people laughing as he's lead off.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:12,
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I'm cynical enough to think it might be a stunt.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:21,
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Would you include yourself berating your security manager,
if you had set this up as a stunt?
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:50, Reply)
It would be more suspect had he not.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 20 May 2019, 15:34,
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I dont reckon he's got much to gain from it
Youth turnout will be key I reckon and this will boost it if anything
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 16:20, Reply)
Apparently not
https://.twitter.com/themadbrewery
...................and he's gone. Together with his "not guilty I tripped m'laud" plea.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:07,
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Hardly surprising really
He'll be on the front page of the Sun tomorrow, described as an anti brexit fanatic and Corbyn supporter
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 20 May 2019, 21:30,
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Quite a high scorer.
The end-of-level boss is coming on June 3rd.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:22,
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A knighthood for the one that yops the president!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 May 2019, 14:48,
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Full state funeral with all the trimmings
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 May 2019, 16:12,
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hummus?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 20 May 2019, 17:17,
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Game of Chocolate Factories
I made this!
SPOILER ALERT - Don't watch until you've seen the last episode of Game of Thrones - unless you don't care about that stuff of course
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 May 2019, 10:02,
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preferred the end of season 7
that Mike Teevee one was getting on my tits
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:17, Reply)
A Different Drummer - Celebrating Eccentrics
"A celebration of those who are truly different from the rest of us and who, according to a ten-year study, are healthier, happier and tend to live longer."
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 19 May 2019, 20:35,
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The duck lady story is sad reflection on poverty.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 May 2019, 21:15,
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inspired by peace pilgrim
walk with me?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 20 May 2019, 0:31,
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I wibble when I piddle 'cos my middle is a riddle
Ian Dury & The Blockheads, "Spasticus Autisticus",1981.
Song banned at the time by the BBC, then used in the paralympic opening ceremony in London 2012 (here).
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 20:00, Reply)
This was commissioned for the International Year of the Disabled
- you know, with Joey Deacon and all.
[So I heard, anyway]
Strangely, they didn't use it.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 20 May 2019, 19:42,
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No, it was a protest against the "International Year of the Disabled". Dury thought that it was patronizing - like, suggesting they get fair treatment that year, instead of all the time.
BBC just decided it was offensive, so banned it.
(, Tue 21 May 2019, 15:29, Reply)
Baby Elon
Looks eerily like Verne Troyer at times.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 19 May 2019, 19:52,
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Interesting how good one's brain is
At picking out fakery. Funny because it puts a very rich mans face on a baby and very clever at sorting out different povs but the edges show a bit.
(, Mon 20 May 2019, 19:58, Reply)
man who survived a jump from the Golden Gate Bridge
pretty compelling stuff
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colmcq2, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:44,
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If you get the chance, watch the documentary The Bridge
imdb.com/title/tt0799954/?ref_=fn_al_tt_9
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 19 May 2019, 19:56,
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Thx. Youtuble link to the film, prob NSFW, here.
I have no idea whether that is a legal/legit copy.
"a 2006 British-American documentary film by Eric Steel spanning one year of filming at the famed Golden Gate Bridge [,,,] captured a number of suicides."[wiki]
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 20:12, Reply)
seen it.
I have a personal thing to add here.
I cycled over it a few years back (like hundreds of times over the years) and I cycled past one guy who looked strange, then he started climbing over the railings and I was thinking waahhh? oh no.... I could have maybe stopped. But I kept going, Then i looked down and saw him floating face up in the water, quite dead.
So, yeah. hmmm.
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colmcq2, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:14,
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I had a similar thing today with a snake (or maybe slowworm)
Was cycling down a quiet village street, rode past the serpent, was just absently wondering about turning round and trying to move the beggar when a 4x4 roared past me. Flat as a pancake.
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 20 May 2019, 22:44,
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“Before I started, the prospect of Rees-Mogg in Downing Street struck me as a ridiculous idea,"
he wrote. “But if this is what it takes to stop him writing another book, then I think we should seriously consider paying the price.”
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:32, Reply)
I see he narrated the audiobook version.
12 hours and 33 minutes of Rees-Mogg in your ears.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:59,
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Cernan Interview with the legendary Sir Patrick Moore
50 years ago today, Gene Cernan was in Apollo 10, ten miles above the Moon, 18th of May, 1969. In 1972, he landed in Apollo 17.
The last Man on the Moon.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:11, Reply)
Freaks of Nurture
"An animated short about a neurotic mother-daughter relationship inspired by the filmmaker’s own unorthodox upbringing with her single-parent mom, who is also a foster parent and dog breeder."
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:10,
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That's my mother-in-law that is.
12 dogs she has, and a load of other animals too.
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Varmint, Sun 19 May 2019, 21:22,
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50 years ago today, we almost landed on the Moon
Going for the hat-trick; sorry about that. It's quiet today.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 13:47, Reply)
Poem about ISIS, beautiful Welsh accent
NSFW
NSFW, contains language unsuitable for cunts.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 12:17, Reply)
P.S.
I hate his "P.S. free Tommy Robinson."
Kinda ruins it, but... I found this video in a search totally unrelated to my other post about Robbo - in discussion about the lyrical nature of the Welsh language.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 13:02, Reply)
There's many things that ruin it
Another fucking idiot that thinks muslims wear turbans.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:15,
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You're right
I... kinda regret posting it.
It was in relation to the beauty of the lyrical, pitch-changes of the Welsh accent - rather than the content.
Kinda like Wagner, I guess. Beautiful music by a Nazi.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:24, Reply)
Muslims do wear turbans though.
Big amongst Shia clergy both regular and Sayyid. ;)
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 15:46, Reply)
No one mentioned "all", apart from you.
We don't all wear keffiyeh either but doesn't mean muslims, nor anyone else, don't wear them. Aside from being fallacious what's your point?
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 23:08, Reply)
Welsh people are 76 percent racist. The most racist of all of the united kingdom's countries.
Which is odd because they have no foreign looking people anywhere and are all on benefits.
Fuck it's lilty dead language
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:29,
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It's made of the tropical fruit drink Lilt
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 May 2019, 11:05,
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I will make him eat some part of my leek
(= quote from Billy Shakespear)
Ironing - "Smoothe-o" (Smwddio)
My God - "Jew jew" (Jiw jiw). Or possibly just "it's cold". It's Wales, so of course it is. There's cold, is it?
Wilber - wheel barrow
Oonkaw moonkaw (Wnco mwnco) - him over there. Her = "Onkaw Vonkaw"
Old I am, not soft.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:55, Reply)
Smwddio
Don't forget the ground breaking single by Phil Collins!
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 19 May 2019, 20:48,
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Someone once told me they called a microwave a popty-ping.
That's either beautiful or thick as fuck, I still can't decide.
To me, Welsh is like Gaelic in Scotland- a hobby, but practised by cunts who think it's hugely important.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 15:26, Reply)
Kinda urban-myth; slang
It's a meicrodon.
"Popty" is oven though.
Welsh people are not all cunts.[Citation needed?]
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 15:39, Reply)
*waves from N.Wales*
Cwstard = custard
Iogwrt = yoghurt
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 May 2019, 16:59,
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in my personal experience one of the biggest cunts i've ever met in my life happened to be welsh.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:05, Reply)
Germans have it better.
Mobile phone? Ein Handy
Gloves? Handschuhe (hand shoes)
Bra? Busenhalter (bosom holder)
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jonbob loves you, Sun 19 May 2019, 21:12,
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not a bad bit of verse. no worse than most rap
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 May 2019, 4:43,
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The real Tommy Robinson
Sing-along Sunday
It's there in the papers, so... it must be the truth?
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 11:47, Reply)
Tat Vision Episode 17 Glasses
I made this!
I cycled past a boot fair in Kings Heath. A fella sold me some magnifying glasses and explained how Bettel is no more....
This ones got germs in it.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 10:02, Reply)
The meta-politics here is getting so good
Burger King accused of ‘inciting violence’ against Farage by selling milkshakes
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 19 May 2019, 14:53,
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I love how upset they get.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 May 2019, 17:33,
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Milton Berle and Henny Youngman (1966)
Direct inspiration for Statler and Waldorf, I have just learned.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 18 May 2019, 23:23,
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The best Eurovision entry we never had
Maradona - Walking on Sunshine
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 18 May 2019, 23:08,
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Chewbacca speaks English
You know the deal, Hal with a cockney accent, Darth Vader with the Dave Prowse voice etc
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 18 May 2019, 22:31,
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There must be some mileage in a brief Learn Wookie with Berlitz sketch
You're visiting Kashyyyk and would like to buy supplies at the local market, let's try and buy some bread. Now listen closely and repeat.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 8:29, Reply)
Manchester, and it's excellent citizens
Yaxley-Lennon's media 'organisation' turned up in Manchester to gauge reaction to Tommeh. This is what happened.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 20:07, Reply)
"I think it's racist to criticise Islam, full stop. It's just wrong." Discuss.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:17,
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I'm taking some time off kicking against the pricks.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 19 May 2019, 1:19,
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She's a polemicist
guy who sounded like a dick claims edited. looks to be true, she's got form
twitter.com/owenm_w/status/1129759333254914048
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unclepills, Sun 19 May 2019, 10:16,
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I'm not sure how any contextual editing could have possibly changed the meaning of
"It's racist to criticise Islam, full stop."
unless what she cut off was the continuation "...is what a total fucking idiot would say."
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 11:01, Reply)
Something tells me that was exactly the response
she was always looking for, and she trashed any vox pop where she got a more considered response.
She may well have edited out any valid reasons he gave as to why Tommeh is a racist cunt, since I assume this is to 'prove' that he isn't, which it doesn't.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 May 2019, 17:57,
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those thirty pieces of silver though, eh?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 19 May 2019, 23:00,
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Well yeah, but it's not 'racist' to criticise a religion. That's not a race, idiotbeard.
Also I dunno, I feel that people shy away from that particular one because it's the most explodey and shootey one in public areas kinda thing, because its radical adherents are particularly Kool-aided, far more so than any other sky-fairy sect.
Don't get me wrong, I am certain to vote for an anti Brexit party on Thursday, I think xenophobia is not just wrong but a hilariously flawed position to have. But a conversation about Islam needs to happen when it's given us such great hits as the Taliban and Daesh, and these are things that need to be dealt with, even if it comes to a conversation about religion and what it really means.*
*SPOILER: not much
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 21:41, Reply)
d'ya think
just maybe they included only the stupidest responses? To make all Yaxdouche critics look stupid?
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 22:06, Reply)
Hang on, it's not like you can edit a Vox Pop...
... to deliver whatever story you've decided on.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 15:49, Reply)
Brexit is not xenophobia
What a blinkered, bias stance that is
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 18 May 2019, 22:29,
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0_____o
ok dude
.
Still, brexit is hilariously flawed, whatever one's grasp of the metrics
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 22:45, Reply)
You'll be voting for the Farage party then I would imagine
Anyone else prepared to nail their colours to that mast?
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 8:17, Reply)
No
Anything else you would like to guess at with your usual hilarious but cuntish ineptitude?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:41,
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Removing freedom of movement for Europeans is Xenophobic
There I fixed it for you.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 19 May 2019, 16:29,
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Ha ha ha
Dictionary for Buffet
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 19 May 2019, 18:43,
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I notice that a lot of people write-off views because the person saying them used the wrong term-of-discrimintation these days
in order to de-ligitimise someone's views.
Recent example from ten years ago - Gordon Brown called a racist a bigot, and had to apologise to them.
Islam means different race to a certain sector of society and idiotbeard may not have that opinion, but probably his dad does - If I understand dads the way I think I do.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 May 2019, 22:32,
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I agree, I hadn't thought of that. Perhaps more is down to terminology than definition.
(, Sat 18 May 2019, 22:47, Reply)
I've had similar problems when saying anti-Jewish people were racist.
We don't have a good word for it, really.
Apart from cunt.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 11:32, Reply)
Why do people post shit on Twitter still
It's unusable, videos often don't play. The play button pops in and out of view so you can't click it, when it does play it buffers.
Such a bag of shit
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 19 May 2019, 3:04,
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Why did I start reading those comments......
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 19 May 2019, 15:28,
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She's not manc
"I'm not from here."
Manchester is people from everywhere. That's the best thing about it.
(, Sun 19 May 2019, 14:30, Reply)
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