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This is a link post There's a reason it's never been on TV again
It's really bad
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, and incidentally, a happy Christmas to all of you at home.

(97800, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Nicely.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I understood this reference

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I then watched it to see if that was the actual quote.
Could well be "merry", there's too much crashing about in the background.
 (97800, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not watching it again but if memory serves me right
It's a decent cheap cartoon surrounded by crap, but I may be being generous.

This has a few decent gags, along with plenty of misfires, and uses the original costumes. Richard Pryor's Star Bar
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kJkhEcQ44k
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it sits nicely in the canon between Episodes 2 and 27.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Better than Episode 8. By some margin.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That was the best one tho

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nurse!
His medication seems to be wearing off...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuinely

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a close second behind Empire.
Again, genuinely.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe not that good
But by no means worse than any of the prequels, and certainly undeserving of the internet panning all the incel bed-wetters gave it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It does have a certain charm!

(antopants hindercorp.org, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Some lovely references to the Holiday Special in the Mandalorian. The Boba Fett cartoon has him shooting a sea creature from his ship. And there is a mention of Life Day.
 (JauntyArt, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 20:32, Reply)
This is a link post It's almost time for the Yule goat burning

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post Now that Krampus is over?
The deep South can be heard from...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 10:25, Reply)
This is a link post Just because Bercow.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post JOE

(97800, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

Because Bercow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That was reet good that was.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 18:51, Reply)
This is a link post It's begining to look a lot like Krampus


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I was *so* disappointed that
this 'alternative' Xmas market in Manchester didn't go the Krampus route...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 1:29, Reply)
This is a link post Chiba centrum


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame there is no mention of
"The Stars My Destination" / "Tyger Tyger" by Alfred Bester, from 1956. A lot of people would say that is the first Cyberpunk novel. (Great SF book regardless)
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stars_My_Destination

(As of next month, Blade Runner will be set in the past)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 13:50, Reply)
This is a link post Guileeees theme
GUILEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Guile's theme played by Vega

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive, but can you play Crockett's Theme while riding in a rocket?

(97800, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible technique.
Shame the guitar is slightly flat.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace
Nice arrangement
I might try and learn how to play it
 (Sherbs, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 4:23, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Preview: Bloody Trains I made this!
Bloody trains!

This will all be fixed next week once the Brexit party get in!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hipsters.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post How do they work?

(97800, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Are the majority of hipsters also milennials?
Or is it not a milennial thing?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 12:11, Reply)
This is a link post Little Clive
Nice parody.
Meanwhile. the Big Yin has been stalking around in John Lewis.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post well observed
That strobe effect is quite something
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 20:42, Reply)
This is a link post 10,000 Fawlty Towers Sign Gags I made this!
Quantity not quality
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "auto-generated"
Admit it, you did these all by hand. In Paint.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to Torquay with a camera.
Cost me a fortune at TruPrint.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually enjoyed clicking on the photo beside the title more
Well done that person. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 5/7
Flowery Twats for all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fart West
and Wet Rats, I love this.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Time well spent.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post how far down are the towels?

(Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Sun 8 Dec 2019, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Do I remember that some of the episodes had the "W" upside down...
... or am I making that up?

Anyway, a splendid effort - Arse Wolf made me chuckle more than it should.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 9 Dec 2019, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post Fingermouse - opening title
I suppose you could have a copper or glass one that could be used as a blues slide.
(Sherbs, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake 80s remake
The original fingermouse was destroyed when Fingerbobs' presenter rage quit at the end of the run.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 6 Dec 2019, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw an interview with Rick Jones years ago
and apparently he took great pleasure in slowly drowning the mouse in a cup of coffee.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Yoffy puts on his special mouse-fingering glove..."

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks, cleared up a mystery
Never realised the pink one was scampi
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fingering a mouse is nothing more than pure filth
 (Sherbs, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fingerscampi...?
There's a joke somewhere in there...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 5:38, Reply)
This is a link post Pachelbel train horn - Prague Main Railway Station
Very soothing

GC says TOOOOOT
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that

(Sherbs, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a blowhard.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That is beautiful
thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Parp!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Very silly

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This actually made my
day! *golf clap*
 (I helped save b3ta! moogman, Tue 17 Dec 2019, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This is where i get off every morning!
but they play this whole version only on special occasions...
you just made my day, sir!
 (I helped save b3ta! pookong, Tue 17 Dec 2019, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post I posted this on FB thinking it was funny
was that the intention?
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post it's done by b3tan spellingmistakescostlives
www.battlefieldcasualties.co.uk
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd almost forgotten how brilliant that was.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 6 Dec 2019, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great.

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sat 7 Dec 2019, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post Centuries of Sound - 1920 I made this!


It's a 100-minute mix of original music from the year 1920, the year the blues happened. It's free to listen and stream, with extensive notes. Come listen, read, review, tell your friends & family, etc.

Right now I'm making 2018 and gathering music from 2019, so if you have any suggestions for music or spoken bits to use
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing work, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is fucking ace, sir.
 (ohidunno, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 12:10, Reply)
This is a link post Joe Frank's "Lies" monologue, from about 1982
It about 11 min long, a nice one for a commute. If it seems familiar Scorsese's scriptwriter for After Hours, Joe Minion, plagiarised most of it for the screenplay and didn't credit him.

It's just an MP3 not sure why B3ta auto populates with a link to "macromedia's" flash player:
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post A huge amount of the dialogue, and plot generally, of Goodfellas was basically transcribed from Nicholas Pileggi's Wiseguy.
Not plagiarism, as he co-wrote the Goodfellas screenplay, but after reading it my opinion changed on Scorsese from genius to 'read excellent book, bought option, didn't change much'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 7:00, Reply)
This is a normal post he'll be upset to read that I'm sure

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He's going to be gutted when he hears what I think of The Irishman.
I'm not sure I've the heart to tell him, he was devastated by my appraisal of Shutter Island. Shitter Island I called it. The man wept.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post speaking of directors of who one's opinion of them plummets, I had this friend, she was this malaysian australian singer. the record company put her up in this hotel in london next to hyde park.
i forget the name, it was on the kensington side and had a casino. anyway, that where we caught up. she told me the first night she was there, actually I think it was called the kensington palace hotel, anyway that's not important. so the first night she was there she went to hotel bar, and she said this sleazebal older guy, a seppo (an american) started coming on to her. He said he was shooting a commercial and would put her in it if she came back to his room. She turned him down and he left. the bartender then told her it was Oliver Stone (she didn't actually know who that until she spoke to me. She was only 18). She had an interesting story. her boyfriend stabbed her in the heart which she survived. the police went looking for him but he'd hung himself in the toilets next to the footy club. Never found out if she made it big or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That was quite a ride.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait for the movie version...!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Never got Stone at all. Never understood his status as a Bertie Big Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post what the hell is

this

can i have more?
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not bad is it
he's done a lot more monologues, though not all of them as good as this one, and most aren't on the web
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post Australian radio phone-in prank
A rival station got its listeners to call in with the same answer. Not clever. Quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, not at all clever. But funny.
Poor sod.
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd troll them back
By only asking questions where the answer would be India.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I think most of the joke
is that he's so resolutely, doggedly committed to the mighty quiz. It's like Tommy Wiseau; at some point you have to admit that, deliberate or not, you have become a work of performance art and this is what your public want.

I am told the Beastie Boys wrote Fight for your right as a piss-take, to satirise drunken frat boys. However, by virtue of it being their biggest hit for a decade, they ended up performing it at every gig, playing up to it and eventually becoming precisely the kind of beered-up cunts they'd originally sought to lampoon.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I fail to see how it could be interpreted as a satire on drunken frat boys.
"Man, living at home is such a drag".
Parental conflict over school, tobacco, pornography, attire and hair length is blamed.
Frat boys don't live at home. They're at college, not school, living in a fraternity house.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol

(Sherbs, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 13:58, Reply)

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