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This is a link post A jazzy organ shuffle I made this!
with apocalyptic shades
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Smoooooooooth

(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 10:30, Reply)
This is a link post Just heard the sad news about our Kenny


(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll really miss his Hamelt

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you like all your posts twice?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post

(97800, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You vote this?

(97800, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Snigger
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post QUEVID - 20 - CLEANSE YOURSELF


(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Were you not pleased with the previous number of replies?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 7:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Different, vid, innit?

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't let Sockcooker know that

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I always
copy and paste individual characters from my old posts to make up new ones. It's recycling.

For the environment.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not got enough time on your hands
to check to see it's a different video?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I would link you a de-ris
But Sockcooker, in classic Sockcooker style, deleted the thread
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 14:10, Reply)
This is a link post Just hearing Andrew Weatherall listing things he like give me the shivers I made this!
Bless'im.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a John Peel psychosis.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Mar 2020, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post John Peel Psychosis
Should have been one of the bands he championed.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 9:18, Reply)
This is a link post Mitchell and Webb being prescient


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 23:16, Reply)
This is a link post Bit behind the curve, me. Just heard kenny dropped out


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 21:37, Reply)
This is a link post Social distancing? NSFW
The Strutter Bubble is the solution. Lets all get one
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post My neighbours are doing some top social distancing tonight
Sounds like there's fucking 15 guests round there, screaming and whooping

Perhaps they're celebrating the end of life as we know it
 (97800, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post pics or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's hope it's the latter and they Waco it up

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 21:40, Reply)
This is a link post TikTok
Different reactions to Covid-19 across Europe.

[Could B3ta embed TiktTok?]


 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF is TikTok?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
App that makes 15 second videos. People can "like" them, and they go viral.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry,
don't have the attention span for that, is there a 1 second version?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
y
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post TL:DW

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Those little mints in the plastic box.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post People don't like new things
But if I get a bit of time I can look in to it
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta absolutely does *not* need TikTok
And I say that as b3ta's current resident shitposter. No.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post why not just post a twitter or youtube link of the tiktok video
there's almost always someone else sharing it for the likes
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Almost always. Not always.
Can't find one for this, for example.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK.... RIGHT.... OFF

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure there is a need really.
Other than its current popularity.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Like that new-fangled "YouTube" thing?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post If enough people use it or want to, yes.
I'm not bothered either way.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Mar 2020, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we're all a bit old for TicTok

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
When you were young, did you have internet?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The tiktok, I call it

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post it's an app closely tied to the chinese government
try looking up "hong kong democracy" on it. I guess it's harmless if you don't mind the chinese government having access to your personal data
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 21:41, Reply)
This is a link post How to wash hands - better than "Happy Birthday"
Tip from a surgeon, to avoid touching your face. E.g. passenger in a car;
Touch your right thumb to your left forefinger, and your left thumb to your right forefinger.
It's like, if you are carrying a box. You can't scratch your nose (withing thinking about it).
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
This, obviously, does not have enough replies - so please post it again, like cumquat may did here.
(I reposted a GC link about cv, when coro had gone from 6,000 (29 Jan) to 180,000 (18 March). cqm obected.)

If you are Fadgebadger, please make a meaningless comment and "like" your own reply.

If you are Mr Penis, please post some racist troll crap.

Cheers.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You really need to calm down

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post U ok hun?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 17:54, Reply)
This is a link post Peter Wyngarde's estate is up for auction
And is every bit as bonkers as you might expect
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Where's that tat bloke, he needs to see this.
Lenny Henry vhs tape £12. Get in!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
In saner times I'd definitely bid for the nude cardboard cut out
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Peter Wyngarde's stuffed beaver though

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post When sex rears it's inquisitive head LP?
Auction finishes before payday. Probably for the best.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 22:09, Reply)
This is a link post The great bog roll panic of '73
New York Times article, 3rd February 1974:
www.nytimes.com/1974/02/03/archives/the-shortage-of-bathroom-tissue-a-classic-study-in-rumor-shortage.html
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post Corona song I made this!
Just before the studio went into quarantine my mate asked me to produce a little ditty about not being an asshole during these difficult times (I suppose he made it but I recorded it if that counts)
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:59, Reply)
This is a link post A gaming / sim homage to the film ‘Grand Prix’
Quite proud of this. Shot it a few months ago but just finished editing in time for lockdown fever. (Un-fun fact: My hand is the one doing the spanner shot)
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 10:35, Reply)
This is a link post They killed Kenny
RIP

Fuck you 2020
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a singer I listened to, but
that’s one of the few times I think that the Muppets didn’t really add anything much to the performance.
The Gambler from the same show is wonderfully creepy
youtu.be/kNnrTNFWcsg
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP, ride into the danger zone!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post now you know perfectly well that's two unconnected individuals whose working lives happen to follow the same flow, or if you prefer
Islands in the stream
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:12, Reply)
This is a link post STAY AT HOME

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 1:14, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: LOEK I made this!
....

... well FUCK ...

...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to have something on your mind today...
Also, I didn't know Cyriak was making games now.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel your pain

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Hell!
Having enough angst dreams now
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You appear to be suffering from chronic BBC shitposting.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You can go on the BBC news site
and entertain yourself by guessing which item is going to enrage Mr Penis next.

Buon Natale 🦌🎄
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate to say this but...
...Jamie Oliver is going to be on the telly more frequently too
 (Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The poor lamb needs the work, what with his shite chain restaurants folding.
He's down to his last £240 million.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, poor poppet

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(97800, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post So do I!
Coincidence???
 (I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Not coincidence
All account names featuring numbers in the format of XX8XX like it.

And me.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok
I wasn't aware of that rule, my mistake!
 (I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post Check out this dapper fellow


Brezney Linus Viegas




 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like a nice chap
needs to work on his print stylesheet - but otherwise he looks like the kind of person to put his contact details out there.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You are
Brezney Linus Viegas and I claim my £5
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
I won't accept anything below 80% HTML.
(or anything above 0 bow ties)
 (Melatonin, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to know how that is calculated.
I reckon I'm at least 90% CSS.

/boast
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a theory that most people
only dress in a drab way because they are scared of the people who take the piss out of anyone who stands out. By choice, we'd all be wearing bright colours and fur suits.

Go Brezney!
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's full of spelling mistakes
It always baffles me how people can spend so long building fancy online CVs and then not even bother to get someone to proof read it.
 (Derp, Sat 21 Mar 2020, 6:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a shame he wasted his time as no-one is ever going to have a job ever again.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 22 Mar 2020, 7:51, Reply)

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