I don't usually buy lads mags.
But the girl on the cover on Front Magazine this month was gorgeous so I bought a copy. I am now disappointed that I can't find out any more about her than her first name is Lauren and therefore preventing me from finding any more filthy pictures of her on the Interwebs. Then I remembered the last time I had a request about a fap worthy model the b3ta OT army knew in seconds. So any idea who this is? www.sinspy.co.uk/lauren-front-army-nov-2009/ NSFW cos of boobies.
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 7:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hallo there
Because I be fairly drunk I thought I would ask 2 questions for you lovely OT people.

1) What are your personal experiences with Dell?
My computer borked (systems registry was corrupt and wouldn't load windows) It took them a week to deliver the correct CD's to me (which weren't supplied originally and they wanted to charge me 35 feckin quid!) Long story short only one guy went out of his way to help me and save my documents. The rest of the company can go screw itself.

2) What can I expect from Easyjet?
I understand some of you have used them before and i'm wondering what they are like as I fly with them next wednesday. Not getting my hopes too high though, tried changing a flight in december which would have cost £37.50 flight-change fee each way and then the price difference for each flight. Something like £116 all total
( Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 3:17, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had sex once.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:24, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm conceding defeat here.
There's just too much Fail in this weeks question to keep adding.

I'm just going to link the whole bloody week and say 'doesn't matter what page you click, there''' be lies, aspergers, piss poor comedy and Piston Broke'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:57, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm squiffy on the internet.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 20:54, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

People of Off Topic, I need YOU!
It's that time of year when I'm having to do project research. Many of you may remember when I did this last year too, and many of you responded.

So now, I'm once again looking for responses. This time I'm looking for gigging musicians, and sound men/people/engineers. If you fall into this category, or are just bored, please drop me a gaz.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 19:45, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I need a new belt and have been looking for a cool buckle
I want a jagermeister one, but check this fucker out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 19:32, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 19:24, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Overheard on the train this morning
Two blokes dressed in suits looking very estate agentish; one says to the other
"I'll tell what is a good buy, my wife just got one. One of those George Formby Grills. Fantastic - no mess, no smell they're great.

Gerge Formby Grills for *picks up banjo* "when I'm grilling burgers."

just had to share that
(bugboybeast, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:16, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You've all gone home =C
I'm here all by myself, while you're all sitting inappropriately close to sweaty strangers on the tube.

I'm so jealous I could fart
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:03, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ow ow FUCKING OW!!
Bloody toothache... I sense another trip to the dentist's quite soon. What pains you lot this week?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 26 Oct 2009, 16:15, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Was cooking for the missus at the weekend
and absent mindedly chatting while she sat down at my PC.

"Sexual fetishes, rubber wetsuits, knee-high boots? What's this?"

continued in replies.
( djtrialprice, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:44, 99 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ein Pome Auf Deutsche

Ich habe neun fishfingers,
Ich esse mit mein brot,
Ich habe neun fishfingers,
und mein vater's bruder's tot.

Now YOU write a short poem in a language you don't speak
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 15:38, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Chubby Checker's voice makes me want to kill people
Which portly 60s dance-craze one trick pony wanker makes YOU angry?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:52, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Doh,
and I didn't put my third question there, so here is another post. Please respond. Please!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:05, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Actually I have a third question
but I haven't worked out what the "Edit" button does yet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I have another question too
but I thought I would use a second post. Answers please
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:04, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have a question
please post your answer
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:03, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I went to a Halloween party on Sat
What events have you attended that have taken place at the wrong time of year? Have you been to a work's Christmas party in February? That sort of thing.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Word power
what's a more succinct way of saying "you shouldn't shit on your own doorstep" (in the metaphor sense rather than literally defecating on a doorstep)
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:59, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Works Chrismas do on the 5th December and I can bring an internet friend.
Free curry and booze, so who wants to come?


And give me one good reason why I should let you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:43, 111 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning
any idiots cock up putting their clock back?

How are you coping? I'm ravenous. That's about all the effect it's had on me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 11:46, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What happened to the completely made up and obviously lies thread
about the girl (who was obviously just a fat internet man), who woke up next to her boyfriend after having listened to him taking it up the sphincter all night?

Which one of you inconsiderate bastards upset the poor little lady/lying bastard bloke?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 10:55, 58 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your beauty is beyond compare
with flaming locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. Your smile is like a breath of spring, you voice is soft like summer rain and I just can't compete with you Jolene.

What can't you compete with, or, who or what have you stolen from someone else.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 8:38, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I got mugged
On Saturday night. That was a cunt I can tell you.

What annoyed you on the weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 22:05, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm writing my letter of resignation
Although I feel I should say more than "Fuck you, you tight fisted, short sighted bastards"

Oh for work that is not here. Whilst you are bastards, you are not tight fisted.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 21:59, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Today's post is brought to you by the letter H
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/oct/25/spotter-cards

Tell me internet, what's your view on domestic extremists?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 20:56, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Smiley Face
This popped up as a 'suggested item' when I bought a new motherboard for a server I'm building:

cgi.ebay.co.uk/8-ltr-Dutch-Oven-Cast-Iron-Bushcraft-Camp-Cooking-Pot_W0QQitemZ360191175993

Made me giggle like a loon for a bit - I mean, an 8Litre Dutch Oven... surely some sort of record.

What's made you titter today?
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 19:29, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

NFL in Wembley = surprisingly entertaining.
but my goodness what a lot of ads!

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Pets...
My house rabbit recently died...she was cool, was bought up with a doberman puppy (my sisters) and as such would act like a dog...ie, she'd run over when you entered the room, jump up, lick you to death and generally be highly entertaining...now the point of this... I've just bought a baby rabbit...she's the same breed as the dear departed Flic and seeing as I don't have a dog to teach her to be funny, I'd like some tips on making her more of an interactive pet. She's currently spending all day hiding in her tube and only popping out to eat/crap.

Also, what is the best pet you've had...or what pet would you like?
(Kimberelli is addicted to the shiny little magnets..., Sun 25 Oct 2009, 15:35, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)