Well then, perhaps I will start a new thread
It's just a shame I have no particular question. Perhaps it's something deep or self-pitying or shallow.

*shrugs* just say stuff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:14, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Weird things we have found on the internet
1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvS-_0h-_LQ
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:27, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Quadrophenia is on tonight, I love that film.
What are you planning on watching this evening?

Alt: What are you upto this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:59, 107 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Next week's QOTW vote
Get in and vote, if you want:

www.b3ta.com/board/10346692
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Does someone from b3ta do their advertising?


These billboards were in Indiana, where Jim Jones' cult was initially based.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:50, 67 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What shall I write in a colleage's birthday card?
I don't know them that well and will only be pretending to put money into the collection.

ALT: What have you stolen? I once stole a cat, but I gave it back.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:09, 126 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This isn't /links and I'm not a sex offender
Nonetheless;

www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/feb/24/british-drug-use-falling

Because I know none of you will bother to read this, it says "The number of young people taking drugs has fallen by 30% in 15 years." The key word here is YOUNG. It's not that less people are taking drugs - it's that 15 years ago, Monty was 22.

What do you blame your fellow B3tans for?

Alt: who'd play you in a movie about your life? I call Clary
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:09, 129 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am acting under legal advice given by Mis R Swipe, attorney at law.
This is a new thread, you can do what you want to it, with it and on it.

You slags.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:19, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Everyone's about to start nuking each other
You can take ten people in your bunker, and use them to repopulate when it's safe to come out. Who's allowed in?

Alt: My cats arrive today! Tell me about your pets.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:18, 139 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Turns out I'm not going deaf and am fine to play the drums again.
When did you last have good news from the doctor?

alt q: worst medical experience?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:13, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"i would do anything for love... but i won't do THAT"
what constitutes a genuinely dumpable offence?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:40, 270 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OK, it's official. No-one cares which years films were released.
With George Clooney's hilarious remarks still resonating in my gin-hungover ears, I suggest 'Pleasantly Surprised'.

When were you last pleased to discover someone/thing/whatever was not Fucking Shit, despite your firmly believing so beforehand?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, 164 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morning everybody
Inspired by Monty's "best year for music" thread yesterday, what was your favourite year for movies? EVAH? So yes you can go back to the Golden Age and have 1950 (All About Eve, Sunset Boulevard, The Third Man, The Asphalt Jungle, Adam's Rib) or think modern and cite 1987 (Robocop, Dirty Dancing (shut UP), The Lost Boys, The Untouchables, Raising Arizona, Wall Street, Full Metal Jacket), or go auteur-tastic with 1973 (American Graffiti, The Wicker Man, The Sting, Mean Streets, Badlands, Last Tango in Paris, Enter The Dragon, Don't Look Now, Serpico and I suppose I ought to mention The Exorcist even though I think it's overrated).

Or you can tell me to shut my twatty pie-hole and talk about breasts and 15" Black Mambas and buttplugs. As usual.

Alt Q - You have to live in a world without either beer or chocolate. Pick one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 8:36, 115 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alright quenders?
An eventful week. Spanky is back, with, surprisingly, a genuinely believable story, even if it wad hamstrung by his trademark shit skills at writing metaphors.

In other news, Darth and I finally, unequivocally, agree on something.

In other news, Monty is skint but going to eat out.

Any news from the rest of you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:34, 19 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening.................doffs cap.
I've been looking at pictures of kittums to cheer myself up. What do you do to put a smile on your face?
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:33, 285 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

dinner noms
i skipped lunch today so have been drooling over the menu where i am going with my client later. spicy feta fritters and then cod or haddock in beer batter with chips, i think. healthy and nutritious.

what about you lot, what are you scranning? and are you in, or are you out?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:39, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Over 300 replies are you mad!
What shall I take pictures of with my new camera?

a) The deserted Graveyard near me?
b) Panormamas of the River Thames?
c) Squirrels
d) My neighbour in the shower

ALT: Favourite takeaway? Mine is Thai.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:08, 141 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ravenous
My very short story (16 words) Ravenous has just been published. Click the link to read it.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:10, 24 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

God! I miss alcohol.
I'll be having plenty in a week and a half but I want some now. If I knew for certain I'd be hooking up with someone shortly then I'd happily not drink but what if I don't and I've missed all these drinking opportunities throughout the year.

/beakers

What do you really miss?
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:17, 337 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So I've just started Battlestar Galactica.
I've watched the pilot and first episode and I have to say it's pretty fucking good. Anyone else watching a box-set or series or watched one recently?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 13:23, 191 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

WAR, what is it good for?
Alt Q: Best War series, film, book or song?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 12:21, 124 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Advice please
Last night I was deemed the appropriate person to organise my father-in-law's stag do. Ms Foxtrot's Dad and Stepmum are finally getting hitched this summer and apparently I have to organise the pre-emptive celebrations. I am absolutely buggered if I know what to do, but strip clubs are right out.

Does anyone have any suggestions as to what a 56-year-old veterinary surgeon and environmental activist might enjoy doing, alongside several similarly-aged and -employed fellows, plus myself and the other sons-in-law who are all around my age?

Alt: Best place in the UK to live
Also Alt: Best restaurant you've ever been to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:18, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread time
My new camera arrives today! I think it might be my new favourite toy.

What is your favourite toy?

ALT: Chicken or Fish?
ALT: What are you wearing?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:18, 192 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good Morning, wankchops.
It's pissing down and I've been at work since 8am. I am wearing yesterday's clothes, I need to write to my creditors telling them I have no money to pay them and I have chronic and painful flatulence*.

I am 84. My hobbies are reading, horseriding and swimming.

Ladies, form an orderly queue.

Q: Best year for music in the past 50?
Alt: Predict the next rag-head state to topple
Alt alt: If zombies nommed all of your cake, which Red Dwarf character would you be?

*I haven't really, I'm just fishing for sympathy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:25, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Has anyone else listened to that documentary about the Amen break?
Fascinating stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:31, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Get ya natter on
GO!

EDIT: If you need a question, who is the greatest ever TV or film detective?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:05, 174 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I feel wack.
Think I am getting a cold. My back hurts too.

Is this beakering?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:52, 13 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Where the hell is everyone?
I'm developing a level of croissanty smugness right now. I was at work for 6 hrs today (despite it being holidays and not being paid) then I went to the gym. YEAH! If I wasn't smug, I'd be complaining.

What have you guys been up to?
alt q: What special animal ability would you have if you could choose (ie eyes of a hawk, speed of a puma....etc)?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:48, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)