James Hutchings is a petulant fool
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(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:24, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:23, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:23, Reply)

Happy birthday Monty and all.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:13, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Same again
Only starting a thread to junk that moron below's thread below the fold - I'm not stomping.

Please ignore it this thread and continue to contribute to the Captain's.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:35, 27 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sorry Cap' - only starting a thread to junk that moron below's thread below the fold - I'm not stomping.
Please ignore it this thread and continue to contribute to the Captain's.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:34, Reply)

good evening, evening kids
what's got up your nose? Is it your finger?

my guinea pig's breath smells of guinea pig food.

wibble wibble

OK, this is just an excuse to start a thread. fuck off.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:59, 26 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fuck that shit,
emergency bbc news link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15107352

I find that story HILLARIOUS
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:14, 38 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The New Death and others.
I've recently put out an ebook of my writing, called The New Death and others. It's mostly fantasy short stories. My influences include:

J.R.R. Tolkien
Terry Pratchett
Ursula K. Le Guin
HP Lovecraft
Robert E. Howard
Clark Ashton Smith
Lord Dunsany

It's 99c from either Amazon (kindle only) or Smashwords (variety of formats).

Or, if you want a free copy, you can write a review on your blog or any relevant forum. Let me know your contact email, where you'll put the review, and what file format you prefer.

You can also download samples from both Amazon and Smashwords.


(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:47, 43 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I had duck achai last night.
It was fucking nom. Kind of halfway between Indian and Chinese. Lots of tamarind and a dark, aromatic sauce.

What was the last new food SENSATION to ROCK your shitty world?

Alt: I'm not 100% sure, but I reckon Nakers might be the most titanic helmcheese to have ever lived. Name a bigger one. I bet you can't. Nick Griffin is like waaay super cool compared with Ol' Nakin' Stevens here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:44, 127 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Its hot and sticky out there today people
I've been at work since 7.15 this morning and I just realised I forgot to have any breakfast.

Probably because I'm so full of RIBS from last night, we missed Monty terribly.

When did you last miss someone? Why were you seperated and what was the final outcome?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:32, 200 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New QOTW vote
... is HERE

That is all
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

If you were to open your own bar, what would it be like?
Would you make it so that you weren't allowed in without a shirt and tie, or no dress code whatsoever?

What drinks would you serve/specialise in? What drinks would you never, ever serve, under pain of death?

Alt: Least favourite teacher at School, and why?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:24, 129 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have built a time machine
So I can go back in time and sleep with Louise Brooks

Every gets one go but only to sleep with the dead celebrity of their choice. Who would you choose and why?

Yes I'm bored and out of ideas.
( Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:05, 236 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good morning everyone :)
I got the job and will be handing in my notice letter today. This is exciting.

Anything lined up for you lovely lot?
( Bats, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:20, 158 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alright quendacious b3tans?
It's been MINUTES since Jeffington got any thread action.

I just watched that Fresh Meat thing. It was Fucking Shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:55, 43 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening all.
It seems quiet on here this evening. What ya doin?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:38, 91 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

my candle day is in three days but i wont be here so im just going to go ahead and tell you all to fuck off now
Fuck off
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:48, 52 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's my candle day
So I am starting new thread without a question. I like steak and red wine.
( Peej, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:34, 140 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Before Xmas we've got Hallowe'en to get out of the way
My wife views trick or treating as glorified begging. Have you ever done it and are you now faced with carting your little darlings around the neighbourhood to stock up on haribo?

Also, what's the best costume you've ever put together?

Alt: What's the laziest piece of writing/book you've ever read. I've just finished the latest 'Alex Cross' book and it's a strong contender.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:01, 240 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think it's time for a new thread.
Mshroom Soup from EAT. is what I've got for lunch, and for dinner I've got ribs and burnt ends and deep fried stuff and cocktails maybe too. OH BOY.

Seeing as how it's not rediculously far from Christmas, what is your plans this christmas? Can I come with you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:38, 273 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Daftest piece of advice
you've seen or been given recently. When I logged out of hotmail, an article claimed to give me 'the perfect messy bed-hair look with the minimum of effort.' I'm willing to bet they've forgotten the first step is roll out of bed and don't brush your hair.

Alt: Time passes fast. My sister's ucas application for medicine is due in today. What's made you feel old?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:24, 305 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I reckon that thread has died.
So time for a new one. I'm getting a tattoo today... how much pain am I in for?

Alt: Do you lot have any? Or do you think they're daft?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:07, 189 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What the fuck is going on!?
Too many people with variations of Monty Boyce as their username! Who's who? I don't know!
Right that's it! *flounces*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 5:43, 178 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Smooooooooooooooooooooth mover.
Checkout Girl: I'll put the sushi in last so it doesn't get squashed.
Me: Oh wow, that's cool, thanks.
Checkout Girl: My mum taught me how to pack =)
Me: Hah, mine didn't. This waitrose is quite good, I've never really been in one before.
Checkout girl: Really? You've never been in one?
Me: Maybe once or twice, there isn't any around where I live but I might move here.
Checkout Girl: Wow, cool, where abouts.
Me: Just around the corner......[few moments]..... Do you like working here?
checkout Girl: Yeah', and the discount in john lewsis is good.
Me: Ohh, I forgot about that, so you actually own the place then?
Checkout girl: Tee hee eee, never thought of it like that, but I guess I do.
Customer Behind me: Excuse me, are you going to be long?
Me: Oh shit, sorry, sorry. sorry mate, won't be long [to her] Do you do cashback?

[the rest of the conversation was quite borring, but it ended with me not asking for her number].

BUT OH MAN. She was cute and I wish I asked for her number.

Oh', yeah', and I'm going to put an offer into a flat tomorow.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:42, 242 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yo, T to the motherfucking D
Y'all wanted a new thread so here the fuck it be.

Aight?

Easy now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Anyone got an old copy of Diablo II: Lord of Destruction they don't want anymore?
If so, drop me a gaz please.

No Alt Q
( WormuIus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 18:36, 80 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It must be new thread time, judging by the speed the other one has slowed to.
Um...so...hello...

How are you?

Oh, this is too polite isn't it? I better just aska a question.

Why are you such a cunt? Why am I such a cunt? Who is the biggest cunt? Who isn't a cunt? Is it offensive to use the word cunt in this manner?

Alt: It's Google's 13th birthday today, no wonder it appears to be such a know it all, what were you like when you were 13?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:53, 210 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well, this isn't good enough. Let's have a bit of fun, /OT
What's the best/most unusual thing you've ever bought for under a fiver?
Please try not to mention food.

Alt: Apart from houses and cars, what is the most money you've ever spunked on one item?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:32, 131 replies, latest was 14 years ago)