My trichotillomania has kicked in today and I've spent all morning pulling the hair from the back of my neck.
What annoying habits or compulsions do you suffer with?
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:55, 144 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New thread.
I'm having a house party tomorrow, and it's pay day and it's dress down day and it's a half day. Woooo

So what makes a good party, what's the shittest party you've ever been to?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:32, 164 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

QOTW vote
IS HERE

May contain traces of Personality Horse
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm in work already, what have you ever done?
Everyone sleep well? I mean I don't really care, but you know, small talk innit.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:48, 249 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I bid good evening to you one and all
pray tell what dreams and hopes does your evening hold?

I, for one, shall be joining with a friend to attend a steampunk evening of tea and good manners.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:29, 194 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

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(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:52, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New thread
I saw on the cover of Ok, or some such shit, that Peter Andre can't get it up. Any volunteers to help? Would you tell the world that your winky/vag didn't work if you were paid for it?

alt: trade unions are cunts aren't they?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:53, 207 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I thought I'd share this with you all
wow.joystiq.com/2011/10/25/faces-of-blizzcon-guildmates-tighten-bonds-at-blizzcon-meetups/

It's about Blizzcon a convention run by Blizzard who make world of warcraft among other games.

I thought you might be interested in the pictures of online "guilds" meeting for the first time IRL (that means in real life n00bz)

Reminds me of a bash a bit, except for wearing the same shirts. I also appreciate the "put the girls in the front" policy.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:53, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i read somewhere recently
that people over the age of 30 should not wear slogans on their clothes. what would your slogan be?

also, i nearly lost my lunch (falafel wrap and lentil salad, since you ask) when the couple in front of me in the queue to pay insisted on eating theirs off one another's tonsils. are public displays like that ever acceptable? or should it all take place in the dark behind closed, locked doors??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:56, 218 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What a load of old shit this is.
I saw an advertisement for 'Children In Need' last night. I fucking hate it. It's an excuse for office tossers and general wankers to show off and act like an even more irritating cunt than usual, in your face, and all with the tenuous justification that it's for charity. Here's another idea - how about simply, quietly and privately donating to charity and stop being a waki fucking flid? No?

I prefer 'Comic Relief' - at least you get some hilarious footage of fly-blown Africans to cheer you up after the harrowing scenes of Lenny Henry....

EDIT: my question is: do you agree that public displays of charitable behaviour are likely to be ultimately narcissistic and borne of self-interest, and those proudly showing off their 'look at me I'm dressed like a cunt FOR CHARITY BECAUSE I'M RAISING MONEY FOR CHARITY BECAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF PERSON I AM: CHARITABLE, YEAH?' should be smashed over and over again in the fucking face with a claw hammer until they stop?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:27, 256 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fuck me, I'm bored.
Stuck in an auction in an aeroplane hangar in the middle of nowhere with only mr b3th for company. And it's cold and boring. And b3ta is being shit too.

Let's wake this place up. Best, funnest thing in the world you'd rather be doing. Has to be something within your means, and physically possible.

Alt: why is everyone so hostile today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:31, 177 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Eevn tuhgoh I hvae mxeid up all the lteters I konw you can slitl raed tihs wtihuot too mcuh tuobrle
God isnomina skucs. I wsih popele psoted on here drunig the nhgit. See tihs is waht I've been rudeced to bcaeuse of the brodeom
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:03, 218 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I heard you guys told baldmonkey to kill himself and now he's done it. Just wanted to say thanks.
K, bye!
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 1:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Please to b3ta people I say welcome!
for you to welcome each of us now together. of the fuck.
this thread is ours. for pillows we can do more than whisper
(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:20, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Here we go then
Your thread - free of teenage angst, as requested.

But maybe not, because I still have my Adrian Mole books - how accurate were those?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:18, 164 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New thread time methinks.
Sampling in music.
Theft or tribute?
IMO, it is unoriginal. Get yer own riff.
EDIT- It is decent if subtle, but OTT it becomes daft.
I don't like the implication that if a classic part of a song is put into a new song, it is an automatic improvement.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:10, 39 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New thread isn't SEXY!
I just done a big old poo and then done a wank and spunked up on the poo. Now it looks all funny. Gaz me for photos.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:54, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Long thread is long.
It's nearly hometime. Why hasn't everyone fucked off home yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:29, 297 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Slipping standards
I am concerned about the level of education of some of the teachers at my son's school. Some examples:
- Pronouncing the letter "H" as Haitch
- Pronouncing the word "New" as Noo (in the context of learning about the "ew" sound!)
- Using the incorrect spelling of "practice"
- Incorrect apostrophe use for posessive noun: it's'

Why are infant school teachers so thick? You may widen this to include your other Mail-reader views on precisely why this country is going to the dogs.

Alt: You have been granted Academy status. What is on the curriculum at YOUR school?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:09, 122 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Biscuits anyone?
Gaz me your address and I'll post you one of your choice of the following:
1. Hob Nob
2. Chocolate Hob Nob
3. Garibaldi
4. Fig Roll
5. Nice
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:35, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Something that came up in the last thread that I thought was worth a looking at in more detail.
There was a comment about being forced into criminality by stupid laws. While I agree the law in question is stupid, can one mortally justify choosing to break certain laws while defending the overall framework of law?

Actually it seems that we all do this to a greater or lesser extent, but all also believe that the rule of law is a good thing to a greater or lesser extent, but my question is how can this be justified?

Is it just that we don't follow laws because they are laws, but because they are laws but merely because they coincide with what we'd choose to do anyway?

Do we only break the ones we think we can get away with but fear of punishment keeps us mostly honest? If this is true can we claim any moral high ground at all?

I'm asking about You BTW, not what you think other people do, or why because you're probably wrong.

Alt: Does anyone not thing Semi-detached is FreeFair? Show your workings.

Alt Alt: talk about lunch if you must.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:14, 184 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What do you think about the police?
In the last month or so I have had three separate reasons to speak to the police:

They refused to come out when a mentally ill neighbour (who has subsequently been sectioned for 3 months) was wandering naked in the street.

They sent 8 officers and a van out on a Saturday night for someone getting bitten by a dog.

Had a knock on the door from a policeman last night. A flat 4 doors down had been burgled. Had we heard anything? We live in London where the noise of alarms is pretty constant FFS.

Anyone making crap jokes about the 80's band named The Police will be punched in the face.

Alt: How would you like your remains to be dealt with when you die?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:25, 141 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

AN APOLOGY.
As some of you may have noticed, over the years I have been rather harsh in my judgement of 'gamers'. I've said some cruel things about how playing computer games is acceptable as a child but, if you are still playing them into adulthood, you're socially deficient in some way etc. I may have suggested upon occasion that such people were weird, sweaty, creepy losers - quite without any supporting evidence.

I realise now that I have been unjustifiably harsh in my judgement of 'gamers' and I apologise.

Oh, hang on a minute...
www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/man-throttled-teen-over-online-game-loss/story-e6frf7m6-1226176037975
LOOK AT THIS MAN, 'GAMERS'. HE IS YOU - YOU ARE HIM.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:35, 266 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

oh it's quite sad to be here while you all are asleep
I've just been doing research on where to park in Manhatten. It's a bit hard for my simple brain.

But yay for day trips! I expect I'll end up with Al's wife and he'll be elsewhere all alone while we gossip about shoes and other girly things.

That is all for now. Miss you all. You too Bobby. xXx
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 5:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

FAO JEFF
the body farm is worth a watch, 7/10.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:08, Reply)

I didn't have any biscuits today.
I did have some Jelly Tots though.
Night you yummbly friendly peeps, you.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think I'm coming down with influenza.
I got a cracking headache and feel all stuffy and like my teeth are holo.

Oh woe is me, but I've got my night nurse and my twinnings, and like the girl in the storm on the advert, I'll get pass this and move onto the calm waters of tranquility.

I got some chinese for dinner, crispy shredded beef and singapour noodles in half-box meal deal thing.

Ohhh OhTee, Give me some TeeEllCee.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:42, 212 replies, latest was 14 years ago)