A twist on Swipe's idea of identifying the B3tan from their memes.
Insult someone with out naming them, see is they/we can guess who it's aimed at.

Alt, what is you favourite of your memes? what is your least favourite?

AltAlt: the memeless, are they worth even talking to or about?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:58, 201 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Following from the bit about teachers in the last thread, best & worst things about school?
Alt: Imagine you're being interviewed for a new job. Sell your skills and abilities.

AltAlt: go and gargle some bleach.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:17, 118 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

New thread time as that one is petering out.
So, that teacher and the schoolgirl eh? Nonce or what?

Anotherwanker, you can answer this, just pretend it's a schoolboy instead of a schoolgirl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:28, 170 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Overseas aid.
We have children in this country living a third world existence (admittedly they're probably from there in the first place but still) and yet we still give aid money to India, which has some of the richest natural resources on earth.

Is this merely a hangover of colonial guilt or do we still have an obligation to buy these lazy darkies their fucking dinner every day?

Alt: pickwankprickers
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:56, 209 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

does anyone else get the feeling that monty feels threatened by CQ's charm, looks and success?
I do.

alt pricks
altalt wankers
altaltalt prankers
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:34, 162 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fucking rain
I have my car booked in for its MOT today which means a 3 mile walk in this. THIS! *points *

When did you last fail spectacularly?

Alt:
New house or old house?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 7:02, 132 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I had the shit scared out of me today driving on the M40, a HGV’s tire blew right after I over taken him. The noise was like a bomb going off.
When was you’re last scary moment?

Alt1: I went home and had a coffee with brandy into to settle my nerves. Is it wrong to put alcohol in hot drinks? For or against? What should you put in a hot drink at times of stress?

Alt2: my ciabata bread chicken BBQ cheese melt was nommy what have you created to soak up fear and alcohol lately?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:42, 84 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Here's an end of day thread as that one was created one degree above still born
I am growing a beard, I'm not sure whether I'll keep it though as it might get too itchy. Tell me you facial/body hair stories.

alt: fuck off?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:31, 172 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Last thing you did of which you were proud?
Last thing you did of which you were ashamed?
Last bet you made?
Last bet you won?
1 and 2 cannot be answered by "your mum".
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:42, 134 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fuck tha police?
So, the good old British Bobby, eh?
Overworked, underpaid, essential public servants whose lives are constantly under threat?
Or violent thugs, who enjoy nothing more than bashing people with their big sticks?
Or are they simply 'plebes'?
Argue away please.

Alt: I don't know, argue about food or something. Which brand of baked beans is best or some shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:55, 219 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Here is a new thread in which to celebrate my return to OT via a computer
I'd like to thank jesus, my cat mittens and Gonz.

It's pissing it down, tell me a story about you and the weather.

alt: flange
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:01, 138 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Techy types - a question about gaming.
Why don't you fucking grow up and just fucking stop it? Eh?

Ta in advance.

Not really, Chompy.

Will 'e-books' eventually do for print (outside the 'antiques' market)? I would say they probably will, and really for throwaway fiction etc why not? I don't have one but I've no strong feelings on the matter.

Alt: Good weekend? Plans for this week?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 8:38, 153 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Techy types - a question about gaming.
Is your "average" computer capable of running high-end MMORPGs? Or do you actually *need* to pay the ridiculous prices they're asking for "gaming PCs?" I can get a 4gb Core i5 for around £350 but "gaming PCs" seem to start around £650.

Ta in advance.
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Sun 23 Sep 2012, 18:00, 42 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF!
Hope you've survived the night.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Sep 2012, 6:24, 20 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Late isn't it?
or Early? Who knows. Anyone up?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 23 Sep 2012, 2:54, Reply)

Women: just because your hairy axe wound drips blood once a month, do not expect sympathy from blokes. We don't care.
Just sayin'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 17:42, 137 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

GOOD NEWS!
Gonz has fixed the internet, I can get on at work. B3ta is saved!

alt: Piss twats

altalt: wank shafts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 9:19, 26 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

stuck
Genuine request for assistance here... I can't access b3ta on my netbook...
Tried flushing DNS, public DNS, checked my hosts file...
I can access on my tablet on same connection. Tried other wireless networks, still no joy. Every other site is fine.

Not sure what else to try... B3ta mirror doesn't work either.

Can anyone help? Google isn't much use...

Thanks!
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:19, 22 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Boring thread is boring, and dead. time for: INTERNET SHUTIN EVENING THREAD!!!
What are you up to that's not being outside having a life?

Where would you rather be right now?

I'm waiting for my dinner to cook before I put my son to bed, fish finger sandwiches, yummy. :)

I'd rather be balls deep in a big fat woman with thighs the size of a hippo's, but hey, who said fatherhood was glamorous.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:12, 83 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

STOMP.
I have the ashes of my dead cat. Suggestions please on what do with them.

Alt: how have you spent your day? I've been gardening.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:04, 87 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend
where should I go on an exciting holiday at christmas. I wanted to go to vietnam, but it turns out I'd need £3000 at least :(

alt: ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 17:00, 14 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm having an indian and a few beers tonight.
What are you having?

What should I buy from the indian, I might get something spinachy..
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:00, 212 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fucking hell it's like it's fucking half past five on here.
FFS.

Say something funny, someone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:11, 128 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

: Officially I’m at home sat over bits of A-0 sized paper with a scale rule. Truth be told I’m drinking beer
I’ve just been watching “Soul Train” on you tube forgot all about the line, what was your dancing win/fail?

Alt: Lucky items, do you have one or a superstitious ritual you go through?

Alt/alt: What would be the best EVAH dinner party crowd?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:35, 126 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

In honour of World Peace Day
Who wants a fight?

Alt: I quite like the song Friday On My Mind, by The Easybeats. What is your favourite song about a day of the week?

Altalt: Don't tell me about your lunch, tell me what you have done to promote world peace recently?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:20, 183 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Weekend planz???????
Alt: Tell everyone about some grotesque manky thing you do with food like bacon-wrapped toast soldiers or something as gay and unpleasant as that.

Altalt: What's the best thing (apart from my dear old mum) you've done recently?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:45, 166 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm off work today, you so jelly. wobble for me sexy!
hahaha oh man, this is well LOL! they're so mental!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTt9k4Y-a8&feature=related

when was the last time you went to a mental house party?

Alt: I don't have breakie, if I did what the fuck should I have? what the fuck do you usually have?

AltAlt: you a prick or wanker?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:09, 161 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So while discussing something that "pissed me off"
an American friend, arguing about whether that meant frustrated or angry, said " I just don't believe frustration is the same animal as angry. Or even within the genus."

Are they mad, or am I? Are they brothers, kissing cousins, or totally unrelated?

Back me up, OT.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 22:24, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....................
Alright?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 17:35, 82 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So I've been watching person of interest
It's good, but now that's nearly finished.

Shitty TV show advice please. Here's a list of things I want in a TV show in no particular order.

Wise cracks
Guns
Explosions
Hot women
Decent lead actors
Something sci fi ish.

What fits that bill?

Alt: What do you look for in TV shows?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:14, 233 replies, latest was 13 years ago)