blah blah blah
What's your hobby? If you don't have a hobby why not?

alt: horses or donkeys??

altalt: lamas or alpacas?

altaltalt: salamanders or axolotls?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:19, 156 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Tracey was upset today as she had a doctor's appointment
but the clinic had big windows and was right opposite some flats, and she was sat on a couch in a bra. I think maybe it wasn't a real doctors.

when was the last time you?

alt ginger sounds like finger doesn't it? funny how rob does both, you?

etc
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:56, 109 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Proudest Moments
When were you so proud you could burst?

Alt:
Or ashamed

Note: Fingering of or by people not accepted.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 12:36, 143 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Rob fingers kids
discuss
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:52, 27 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

More laws for the internet
www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/social-media/9612971/Facebook-and-Twitter-could-need-new-legislation.html

Needed, or not?

alt: Weirdest snack you've ever seen/eaten

altalt: Hedgehogs. Should they be forced to share?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:27, 173 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm wearing two jumpers, how many jumpers are you wearing?
alt: I have no meetings today. What meetinsg do you have and what are they about?

altalt: Pissflaps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:01, 129 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Naked Ape is in a meeting
Quick, be good internet
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 15:13, 120 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i told tracey today that she looked very nice
and she said 'ugh'. when was the last time someone took a compliment you gave them the wrong way?

alt are you good at giving compliments? when was the last time you paid someone a compliment?

altalt pay a fellow b3tan a compliment, i'll start, 'Windy Pig isn't as bad as Naked Ape'. Ooh, that almost sounds like a chinese proverb, know any good chinese proverbs?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:35, 75 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bloody disgusting.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19957138
If we send him over to American justice, so fucking called, the last bit of faith I've ever had in our system is gone. Seriously. What's pissed you off today?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:12, 149 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Child porn threads have limited appeal
I am allowed to spend £500 on a gift to myself as i have been here for 5 years, what should I buy?

alt: what would you buy?

altalt: worst job ever?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 11:13, 144 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So what do you, the lesser internet, think of the mods allowing child pornography on /board?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:36, 63 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I can't believe it has been 25 years since that slag wind blew down some trees
It still does my nut in.
What slags* can't you believe?
Does it do your nut in?

Alt: 25 years ago I was a schoolboy just starting at secondary school.
Why does the thought of me as an eleven year old in a school uniform turn you on so much, you filthy nonces?

Altalt: Slags?


*Yes, yes, I know, my mum lol.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:36, 162 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

There's some name changing going on and I'm confused
Would the mongy formerly known as Plumdozer kindly make himself known, to receive news to his advantage.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 18:59, 150 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This is almost as terrible as /talk
But at least this place doesn't repeat itself like /talk :)
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:55, 10 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

what you doing tonight?
you fancy meeting me for a drink? maybe two? we could get a pizza after?

maybe after that we could go dancing, do you like dancing? really close, like against each other to some reggae or maybe some billy joel?

would you like that? do you want to go on a date with me? who knows, maybe after we've had a dance we might go back to mine and something else might happen? maybe

yeah?
(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 16:53, 40 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm feeling ignored in the great "FREEEEEEEEEDOM" debate down there
So I'll tell you something nice; one of our contract cleaners is Nepalese and it turns out she hasn't been able to go home to Nepal to see her 12 year old daughter for 3 years.

Someone here heard about this and has started a colection to buy her a return ticket, it's made several hundred quid in a couple of hours.

When did you do something nice for someone?

alt: when were you a cunt, and knew you were being a cunt, but still acted like a cunt?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 15:20, 121 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So the Jockanese referendum has finally been struck.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-19942638

Any thoughts? I really don't care. And they're lowering the voting age to 16. Again.I really don't care, do you? Have you ever voted? Do you think your vote actually counts, or think it's all a load of wank?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:04, 160 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ewww
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19834975
Apparently a quarter of the people posting here have got faecal matter on their hands.
Why don't you wash, you shitty-handed weirdos?

Alt: Why do you insist on repeatedly washing your hands over and over again, you OCD freak? By the way, are you sure you locked your front door this morning?

Altalt: I'm about to eat a sandwich and some fruit. This information is dull and I do not care about your eating habits. Tell me something non-food related.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 12:46, 120 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So, Felix Baumgartner.
Woss reckon to ee then eh?

Alt: Local news. What's going on in your region?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:54, 141 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

oh man
I just realised that in my haste to get dressed this morning I put my pants on inside out.

When was the last time YOU were a colossal spaz?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:59, 40 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Just spent five minutes trying unsuccessfully to log in because I forgot about my great new name.
Good morning one and all.

Good weekend? Shit weekend?

Alt: good week ahead? Shit week ahead?

I've got a really fucking great gig to go to this Weds, other than thaT (OK, Q?), meh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 8:20, 74 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I have a new whisky, Bruichladdich 10 year old.
Many a lol to be had about enjoying a ten year old laddie.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Oct 2012, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sorry to direct all the attention towards me.
I would like you to tell me which fictional film/cartoon/video game character I most resemble.


I appreciate that not all of you have met me, but a fair number of the regulars have.
( WormuIus, Sun 14 Oct 2012, 13:59, 9 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sunday. Pricks.
Sunday pricks
(quintsy, Sun 14 Oct 2012, 13:44, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Evening.
I am being a shut in this evening, as my epilepsy kicked in big style today for the first time in a couple of years. I am monged out on meds as a result.

Tell me your best joke about epi's and other window lickers.

Alt: When were you last ill?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 19:21, 21 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's Saturday morning!
Wakey wakey, rise and shine!
I hope you all have had a smashing Friday evening and are all looking forward to a lovely weekend.
Tell me, dear OTers, what would make up your ideal weekend and where would you spend it?

Alt: Halloween trick or treating. Great British tradition or overblown colonial twat fest? - Discuss.

Alt alt: I dunno, best way to cook mushrooms or something.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 9:44, 11 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That thread seems dead.
Anyone around?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:50, 47 replies, latest was 13 years ago)