reasonableness
are you someone who stands your ground, or are you a pushover? tell us about a time when you were a stroppy cunt or a total wetpants.

alt: name one thing that really irritates you

altalt: what animal is dumber than a chicken?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:57, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

CHICKEN CHAT!!!
Hi guy, let's talk about chicken and chicken-related stories!!!

I'll start! I like eating chickens, but chickens themselves repulse me. I mean - work that out, 'science'!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:10, 172 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Money money money
It's a rich man's world

What are your biggest extravagances? Stupidest money related things you've done? Best/worst investments?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 9:54, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning
So Goths, emos and punks are being offered extra protection under new ‘hate crime’ rules.
What sub-groups really piss you off and why?

Alt:Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth
metro.co.uk/2013/04/03/saudi-knife-attacker-ali-al-khawaher-sentenced-to-be-paralysed-3582428/
Should all crime be tackled this way?

Alt:alt:When did you last dance and what dance did you do?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 7:33, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Section 2(1) of the Trout (Scotland) Act 1933 forbids the export of trout measuring less than eight inches long or any trout caught outside the commercial fishing season.
Any person presenting prohibited salmon or trout for export is subject to penalties or summary conviction.

Alt: bet no one replies til morning

AltAlt: check 'em
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 1:53, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well it's flying here this evening.
Is there owt worth watching on the telly?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 22:33, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah hahaha
Hahaha yeah
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 19:28, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'Tidy little earner guv innit'.
I have just been asked to do a telephone meeting with a management consultancy to advise them on something. £250.00 for the hour.

When did you last get a nice little earning opportunity you weren't expecting?

Alt: Never? Why didn't you work harder at school?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:09, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

if the Addams Family fought the Munsters who would win?
Alt: alright
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 15:12, 87 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah that'll fucking do, pipe down.
1. What do you think there should be more of ie episodes of a programme or whatever?

2. What should there have been fewer of? What 'jumped the shark' but was dragged on anyway, like a wounded boar blundering through a wooded glade?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 14:37, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

a friend of mine got dumped recently
for telling her boyfriend of 6 months that she was pregnant as a april fool's day "joke". what's the dumbest prank you've ever heard of?

alt: mutual friends are telling her that he's a dick. personally i think he has a point. was her "joke" acceptable?

altalt: fine, lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 13:29, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A few things then
www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/apr/03/carlos-tevez-admits-driving-disqualified

So, despite being so fucking minted none of us will ever come close to having as much cash as him, he won't shell out for a taxi despite being banned and they slap him with a £1000 fine, literally pocket change to him, and another 6 month ban. What's the betting he will ignore that one too the greasy cunt?

Also, Iain Banks has cancer and only has a few months to live. I think this is sad as I like his Science Fiction works.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:58, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

/talk
here's a list of albums for you to disagree with
www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/vote/top-albums/
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:46, I like this! Reply)
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 11:52, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, another shit news thread.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21956748
Apparently we all hate neologisms. What neologism do you hate? My vote goes for 'LOL'.

Alt: What's your fucking problem?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Apr 2013, 10:23, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NEWS LINK - AMERICANS ARE STUPID
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/02/americans-obama-anti-christ-conspiracy-theories

OK so not exactly "news". Who do you think is the antichrist?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 9:42, 172 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning you bunch of vacuous cum-gargling wankers.
Attempt to be pleasant today eh? Pay a backhanded compliment to another B3tan.

Alt: What social class are you? www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22000973
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 8:25, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck not here as well!

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 0:23, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No, /talk is just doing internet better than everyone else.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 0:03, Reply)

/talk is having some kind of breakdown.
/OT is still shit though.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 0:02, Reply)

Are you looking at my pint?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 20:36, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so do you reckon that kim jong un actually believes he's a grandson of a god and that his country
can win a world war,
or do you think it's all just a continuation of their propaganda machine persuading the citizens that this is the case, and he probably won't actually do fuck all cos he knows they are a starving, weak nation

alt whats your favourite simpsons character

alt whats your favourite font
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 18:11, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bus wankers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:42, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:36, 151 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What would it take to turn you off from the most pant-wettingly perfect specimen of man/woman-hood specific to your deviant needs you'd ever seen?
Alt: Does anyone know any good nightclubs in Tower Hamlets?

Altalt: They do sleepovers at the Natuural History Museum. Where in the world would you like to have a sleepover?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:35, 221 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Guess What?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 14:26, 30 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Two Hats has just been to Tesco!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:25, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fuck me, that was an insufferably dull thread
what's your favourite?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 12:01, 105 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So anyway George Osbourn says people who are against the Benifit changes happening
Are on the wrong side of public opinion.

So what do you think about the benefit changes.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:39, 97 replies, latest was 12 years ago)