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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The Interesting Thread.
Everyone here has something interesting, or at least, something they think is interesting. Let's use this thread to expand our minds and spread knowledge of interesting things.

There is a video here, it's a disney video, but explains something called The Golden Ratio; something discovered by the greeks around the time of Pythagorious.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT_Bxgah9zc

It's a pattern that shows up throughout nature, music, archetecture and design even to this day (for example, facebook's new album-view follows it, when you have a big picture on the left and two smaller ones on the side). It's also used a tiny bit inside the new version of Windows (Windows Phone 7 / Windows 8) with their 'metro UI'. But it expands to architecture and nature too, such as the spirals on a shell, or most greek structures.

I find it amazing that such a simple theory can be produced on so many levels, the video explains it in a way that I can't, but I found it extremely interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:55, 460 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
That other thread is too long, so I'm going to reply here.
I have nothing interesting to say, though. Unless you're interested in teh fact that I'm watching 'How it's Made'. I like that programme, It's like the grown up version of that bit on Playschool where they showed you a factory throughthe round window.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)
You could work on your C.V of course.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)
I've just emailed you again
If you sent it back, I haven't got it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)
there's one of those, I remember which was really
like a program made for austitic people. There was something on the one I saw where they were making gravel or something and it was giving dimensions for each of the various grades. I had to stop watching before my brain melted
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)
I feel like my brain's melted.
Like I might pass out if I try to stand up.
I think I might just be better off ending it all ; )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)
just turn off the brain

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)
It's used loads in composition in art
erm...I feel I should know something interesting...I crocheted a hyperbolic plane a while ago. That is, an object which has continuous negative curvature (all the bits of it curve in two different directions, like the inside curve of a banana)

Either that or I can do a potted history of the beginnings of photography, but I suspect no one cares
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I've been watchin Mark 'Fuck Me, He's Tedious' Cousins' history of film
So now feeling suitably pseudy about film history.

And I know a fair bit about the history of Formula 1. I make no claims toward anything remotely interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)
I'm no good on history of film/moving image
just the still stuff.

Is there an interesting thing about F1? Just one little 'oooh, really?' fact?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Michael Schumacher was given his first drive at the Belgian Grand Prix in 1991
by Eddie Jordan after his normal driver, Thierry Boutsen was arrested for pepper spraying a taxi driver.

How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)
woah...crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Isn't it just?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)
didn't he start winning pretty damn
soon after that, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)
His first win I believe was in Belgium the following year.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)
*googles to see what you mean*
ohhh, pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)
If you plug an American appliance into a British socket and turn it on, you'll burn out the appliance.
If you plug a British appliance into an American socket, you'll burn down the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Do you know this through experience?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Uh....no?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)
You can't plug British appliances in to American sockets
they've got too many pointy bits.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)
you can snap one off
or just unscrew the plug and remove a prong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)
Excellent input here from the scientist.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)
OK, condoms, lube, cockring, what have I forgotten?
you have 5 minute to answer.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)
2 litre bottle of Lucozade
and a packet of babywipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:40, Reply)
check, duely packed.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Wrist support
One from either the world of bowling or golf would do.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I used to have a bowling wrist support
back in the day when I played for Lancashire U14s. Trufax.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)
If I bowled more often, I would also have one
due to my rather, uh, unique bowling style.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Spazhands?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
Maybe one day there'll be a B3tan B0wling B4sh
but until then, you'll have to remain on tenterhooks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)
Viagra.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I'll assume Mr F packs his own.
In no condition to be anything other than 'catcher' today
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
Hahahaha, oh grim.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)
your mind made the image.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Yes, and it's regretting it hugely.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
chocolate sauce
and a camera
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I have my phone.
Will send you pics by MMS.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)
excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Surely you mean, 'traumatic'?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Your 'Nottingham Forest are shit' scarf.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)
I have that as a tat on my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Big Squeezy hugs from me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)
*Waves*
I'll bet you've squeezed CQs arse before!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
I say!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:52, Reply)
I beg your pardon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)
Gonz Mask so you can point in her face and go "THAT ONE'S FOR THE GONZMISTER"

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Darth isn't really a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Oh, I didn't really have a clue who he's meeting, I didn't pay attention.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
well basically
he has a date with Darth, in which he is going to get bummed by him while wearing a mask of your face.

hope this clears things up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Oh cool, that's the most action I've gotten in years then.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Gonz, the next time I get lucky
this is what I am going to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Just remember, when ever someone scores some nookie, I'm always there, if not in the cupboard, then in spirit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
Science
is really, really interesting. But I can't think of an example for you right now because I don't like having to think when I'm not at work.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
later haters

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Have fun with your chums

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)
give him a slap on the arse from us

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)

us everyone who isn't me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)
I think she's going to find that her use of "us"
was amazingly presumptuous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
well either he does it
or the rest of you will have to when you meet him
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)

meet meat
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:54, Reply)
Funny how there's a "presumptuous"
but not an "assumptuous"

You'd think a sumptuous ass was something worth it's own word.

I'm making a pun, here. Just so everyone's clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)
YOU FANCY DARTH'S ARSE!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:55, Reply)

FANCY DARTH'S
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:56, Reply)
He totally said that. I saw it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Ultimate sadface

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
I have nothing interesting to add...
I'm waiting for my son at a 6 year old's birthday party which, luckily is at a soft-play area attached to a pub, so I am also having a pint of Black Sheep ale.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:54, Reply)
Tonight's dinner
A maronaide made using "Asian Umami Paste", Honey, Mustard, Garlic, Creme Fresh, a little bit of Chili and a drop of whisky... the smothered some lamb chops in them, plonked in some baby potatos to the side. Got the oven up to full wack, it should char the maryonde into a nice crust. I've got some lovely aspagous to go with it.

I know it seems a lot like "Oh fucking hell, has he just put in a shitload of random things and hope it'll turn out well?" but I've thought about all the flavours and stuff, and think it would work well, hopefully, maybe. We'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
AHHHHHHHHHHH
damn you, I'm hungry and this is not helping. All i have is a chicken burger and some crappy oven chips that won't be cooked for FUCKING AGES
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
You seem to eat a lot of oven chips Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:58, Reply)
only when I'm not eating pasta

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Do you never do a bit of rice.
Or maybe mash a few spuds or even eat the spuds whilst they're still in their jackets - for a bit of a change, like.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:59, Reply)
mircrowave rice
ocassionally potatoes, but I usually forget I have them and I never know what to eat them with
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)
With a knife!!11!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:02, Reply)
I think you need to buy more ingredients rather than dishes.
I'd like to come shopping with you and show you how to really stock a kitchen so you'll always be able to put something together.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:59, Reply)
I just don't have the mind set for it
I get bored and drift off into a dream world and buy too much microwave rice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)
I hope you'll post a picture.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Sure will !
I need to get blogging, I've got quite a few recipies. Yesterday's one with the kidney was well lush, and I'm indifferent to the kidney part, could easily be replaced by any other kind of meat.

In fact, I'll do that now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)
Here's yesterday's one.
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/food/recipes/paulypops/irrelevant-kidneys-in-a-woodland-sauce-with-suitable-for-vegetarians-too/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Tonights dinner won't win any beuty awards but tastes fucking lush.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Speaking of which:
(attempt 3...)


(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)
i have some of that in a can

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:09, Reply)
You have a can of 'berk fingers'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)
yes
why do you think she only shows her left hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)
Because she is holding the camera in her other hand.
That's my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)
nope!
because I cut all her fingers off and pickled them
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)
Yee-Haa!
It's picklin' time!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)
What did you fill them with?
*Note, the answer WITH A SPOON/KNIFE! won't be accepted*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)
Pumpkin and merguez with some creme fraiche and onion
NB, proper pumpkin, none of this disgusting carving pumpkin stuff which tastes of grainy nothing, and merguez are spicy lamb/beef sausages.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:11, Reply)
What I find more amazing is that with such small hands, you play the piano.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I have surprisingly big hands for a girl my size.
they were quite big ravioli.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:15, Reply)
You know what they say about girls with big hands...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)
It's a bugger to find gloves that fit?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:18, Reply)
Big hands, big gloves!
You know it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)
... they're good at tennis?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)

good indifferent. Sadly.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)
Read tennis as a euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
Oh, I see
well, I've had no complaints.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
i don't even know what merguez is
but i'm jealous of your abilities
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)
You could read berk's description?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)
oh yeah
sorry i drowned in my own saliva before I got to that bit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)
I could explain to you how to make them
I promise you it wasn't very hard, just time consuming.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
I think we all know what'll happen.
Captain will start making them, then look out the kitchen window and notice how a tree looks a bit like a unicorn, so she'll stop cooking, grab a camera and go off and have some out-door adventure.

The come home later and have a chicken burger with oven chips.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Something like that, yes, probably.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
Please don't mock me berk :(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)
i wish I could defend myself
from this accusation, but I just saw a shiny thing out of the corner of my eye

laters!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)
:-)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)
Oh wow, they look fabulous, what's the filling?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)
See above
the pasta was too thick though.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)
In all seriousness, if I one day marry a girl like you, I'll die with a smile on my face.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Bless you Gonz
you'll find an awesome lady to have cooking experiments and lots of sex with, I'm sure.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Finger's crossed !
In the mean time, if you could just tell me all of Field Ping Pong Fella's allergies, along with his favorite restaurant....
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)
He doesn't have any that I know of, I'm afraid
but he really doesn't like tomatoes, and likes greek food, if that's any help?
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Hmm, not really, I'd have to use my imagination a bit more.
Although I did hear liking greek food and not liking tomartoes and being fond of tennis... is a sure-fire sign that someone can only hold negative intentions for any 'loved ones', I say 'loved ones' in speechmarks because, if this WHO report is right, they have no souls in order to love someone, not like normal people.

I'm not saying it's true, it might be something I just made up on the top of my head for some self-serving manor, but I wouldn't just dismiss it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Hahaha!

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Sounds tasty
the only thing that doesn't seem to quite fit is the umami paste
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:02, Reply)
It needs more Vienetta.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
What's the deal with the Vienetta?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)
just one slice
is never enough
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)
It's your birthday. You've got to have Vienetta on your birthday.
If you don't have it then, as a birthday treat. When else would you have it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
I haven't had it in years
I wouldn't be sure they still made it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)
Jeff lives in the 1980s
It is the height of sophistication. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)
Your point being....
*Goes to look for his leg-warmers before heading off to meet up with the breakdancing crew*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)
I think it'll add a deepness in flavour at the top of the mouth, really add to that char'dness.
There is plenty for two here, you need to move near me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)
Your food would be too much of a temptation

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)
SOO worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)
i read this as a reply to the thing about vienetta

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)
One reason why there's a limit on how small an electronic device can be
Is that if you make it too small, Heisenberg's uncertainty principle says that the electrons can jump from one part of the circuit to another without crossing the intervening space.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
that is some fucked up shit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)
That should be my degree title
BSc in Fucked Up Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)
Are you saying electrons can telepport?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)
I think it's something to do with the fact that
subatomic particles don't really exist in a place so much as have the possibility to exist in many places in a kind of probability wave.

That whole thing with neutinos going FTL might be like teleporting, though, in the sense that during their trip it's being hypothesised that they took a shortcut through the 4th spacial dimension :o
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)
Que?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)
which bit?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)
All of it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:54, Reply)
I think it means
SCIENCE IS ACE!

as long as you don't have to do the fiddly bits like working out the maths and what is means in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:57, Reply)
I think he's talking about the tunneling effect
which is a quantum mechanical effect. It means that electrons can pass through barriers which classically they shouldn't be able to.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I've just eaten my sister's Jamaican chicken and rice and have beer.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:49, Reply)
But what will your sister eat?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)
The rest of it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Sounds delicious!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)
It's nom.
I can make it but she does it better.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:54, Reply)
Chicken is always good
add beer and you have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
You were going to gaz me her recipe for that
or a recipe of hers that was for something similar.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:54, Reply)
Bugger! will do when I can find the recipe.
Remind me tomorrow night.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
I don't mean to toot my own horn
but man, I make good soup. And tiger bread is bloody awesome.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
Charlie sheen lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Tiger bread, I said. Tiger blood would go less well with chicken and mushroom soup, I suspect.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
today is my mums birthday
i gave her a card with a black mum and daughter on it
perhaps i'm the only person that finds this interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)
i didn't know Amberl was your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
she is! she's my black mum and that is why I got her that card

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:22, Reply)
KRISTINE KRISTINE KRISTINE !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)

♥ ♥ ♥ GoNz! ♥ ♥ ♥
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)
O.M.G
am I right in thinking there is brand new MERLIN?!

sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)
As a gay friend pointed out
the homoeroticism isn't even a subtext now
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Yep, it's two episodes in.
Never ever watched it, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)
it's ridiculous
and dumb and predictable and great
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Because the global demand for menthol far exceeds its occurrence in nature,
it is often made from pine resin instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I like this.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)
that's
menthol!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
lti

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:02, Reply)
[probably re-iliterating the joke here, but not sure].
That sounds like someone who's bitten their toung is say "that's mental".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Well that explains the smell when I sanded our floors
I couldn't understand why the floorboards were made of vicks
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
So what is menthol made from?
I'd assume mint, which grows like a weed. No shortage of it in my garden.

Also - evenin' all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)
It is part of mint, but it comprises such a small part that you'd have to grow (and subsequently waste) a ridiculous amount of mint if you wanted to produce it in substantial quantities.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)
That's the end of my plans for a commercial mint farm then.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Just finished watching Back to the Future on telly
The original Jennifer Parker was about thirty times hotter than the trout they got to play her in the second two films.

This isn't interesting so much as it is indisputable fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Oooh ooh I've got one
borborygmus is the name for your stomach rumbling. I love that word.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
That looks like a welsh word

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Good though innit?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I like it, do you think we could make it our Safety Word ?
It also sounds a bit like a yiddish word "Broygus" which basiclly means a feud when two people (or two families) aren't speaking to each other.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Safety word?
What are you intending to do to her, Gonz?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Oh per-lease, I'm not going to completely cockblock myself by explaining in great detail some soried unsexual fantasy about Traffic Warden roll-play and £4.99 ASDA Catapiller Cake roll-play.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Gonz, I do apologise
I seem to have mistaken you for some sort of amateur. Will you ever forgive me?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I'll do one better, check out this that Gobbo found over on /talk.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/Paizuri.ogg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)
haha
that guy likes to say breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I wonder what went through his head that made him think...
.... "I know, I must contribute to one of the internet's greatest projects, a calumination of all human knowledge..... I shall read out this article."
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Caterpillar cake roleplay?
the idea of this has just made my evening.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Oh yes, I'll try and find the origional post.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)
There may be a hitheto unexploited market for this stuff on film
Traffic wardens and caterpillar cake.

Make it clearer, but understand that I'll keep the copyright.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)
=D
www.b3ta.com/questions/fetishes/post548144
www.b3ta.com/talk/6462217
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/12899?q=%A34.99&p=2
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Oh Gonz
Gonz, Gonz, Gonz.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I think that's one of the problems, when we eventually hook up, it'll be all romantic like....
... you know, like in the films, in one of those houses on peirs overlooking coral reefs in the maldives, with the glass bottom flooring so you can watch all the fish as you relax, under the dark sky with a sympthony of stars and a moon that looks closer than ever due to it's size. With tealight candles all the way up the jetti and around the hut. With a cooling breeze in the air and the softest silk sheets known to mankind. As we're siting there on the bed, looking into each others eyes, with only the sound of the ocean slowly lapping up against beech and the occasional howl of the woodland animals. How as we hold hands as well as gazes, in this magical moment that neither of us can believe isn't fiction, I'll lean in forward for that initial tender kiss, and one thought would enter your brain in this otherwise perfect moment..... "£4.99 ASDA catapilla Cake.... was he joking?"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Well, should this ever happen
I can pretty much now guarantee that that's what I'll be thinking, yes. So you've ruined the moment for me years before it even might happen.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Hah, you gotta love the optimism in saying 'when' rather than 'if' though, and the optimisim in looking at 'might' as it actaully being a posibility.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
He's the best thing on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
we're down the rabbit hole, guys

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)
This is rather specialist stuff.
And I'm not sure that I wish to be further involved.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)
too many vowels

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)
There's a lake on a golf course in Australia
that is inhabited by six bull sharks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
They employ people on most golf courses to go around and collect balls.
All of them, I imagine, except that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:57, Reply)
You're not wrong, there.
Linky: uk.news.yahoo.com/killer-sharks-invade-golf-course-oz-012405533.html
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:00, Reply)
I read that earlier
right tickled me, that did.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Trent Park used to give me and my mates a fiver for every plastic bag we filled with balls from around the edge of the grounds.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)
trent park
is the name of a photographer with the Magnum agency
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Oh cool !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Yeah, right.
And next you'll be telling me that Peter Parker works for the Cornetto agency.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)
FACT
I've got a beer open.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
That's not, on the whole, a groundbreaking scientific fact. Is it, really?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)
It tastes nice though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Bleugh lager.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
hey berk.
How is the painting looking now?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Erm, well I stopped hours ago when the light went
but not bad, actually. Lots more to do but potentially promising.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Nice.
Done owt fun this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I had soup
and I've been on here.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Souper!
Second week in work tomorrow. You'll be expected to know shit!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I'll be expected to deal with shit
actual poo features in my job now. I think I did quite well for a first week at work though, but I was right about the workload, it's all go go go.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
poo like what that Gillian McKeith pokes at
Or just 'general shit'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Nope, actual poo
I have the gloriously unenvious job of making what I call 'poo soup', which is used to detect presence of typhoid.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
science is ace

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I found a chunk of entirely undigested baby sweetcorn in somebody's sample last week :(

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)
What do you call the poo soup when you're looking for PG Tips?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
you only get an oooOOooo
with typhoid
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Oh christ Cavy, get out of my internet
you terrible, terrible person.

EDIT - and you as well Jeff, for setting that one up.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)
man, I must be getting
jeffitus, I've been asked to leave the internet twice in one thread
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
haha!
I love it when I get a LTI.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Fine Superhero name

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)
some lager is OK.
But most of the stuff we get over here is gash. Staropramen (probably misspelt) is OK though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)
I've had that, it's just about palatable
has your ear been buggered in to submission?
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Nope, ear still shit.
Star is decent, but if you can find a good german pub Zeitgeist in London is the only one I know if can change your perceptions. Germans know how to do beer, and this is coming from a life-long bitter and ale man who is not a lager fan.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Peroni is lager isn't it?
Peroni is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Peroni is also good
and yes, lager.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
*feels validated*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Oh, I don't mind weissbier
I have discovered it gets me absolutely hammered, however.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I'd go for American myself
They do beer in lager conditions and it's good.

There's a Scottish brewery - Schallion? - that do a fermented lager. That's ace but it gets you pissed from your feet upwards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Best way to get pissed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
You feel perfectly fine until you go for a wee
Then you fall flat on your face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Only yank beer I know is Bud
which is piss water.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Budvar's alright though.
Budweiser is piss water.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Budvar's chzech though.
also won a law suit with Budweiser over the name, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Yank beer in Yank land
Is excellent.

It means a 3500 mile detour but it's worth it.

They've got into the microbrew thing over there big time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
The Czechs are also expert lager-brewers.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I'm Baaa-ak!
Hullo kiddies. Interesting fact: Darth is thoroughly nice chap, and I'm only the 4th B3tan he's met in person.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Have you made this post whilst standing up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Nope, lying on the sofa recovering
working up the energy to cook dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Lying on your side becauswe you've got a sore bottom I wouldn't wonder.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Pfft! he's used to it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
How was your weekend Internet wife?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Quiet but I got shit done.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
What shit got done that was previously undone?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Cleaning, dog walking, bills paid, shoes cleaned.
And I bought an awesome print off ebay of skulls.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Linky!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/200588985545?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Is nice.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I knew you'd like it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
you know me well.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I do.
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
lying on my side because I want to see the telly and not the ceiling.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Apparently you're lovely.
Does this mean you pushed back?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Nope, it means I'm lovely.
He speaks highly of you too.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)
which probably means he isn't a good judge of character
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
OH NO YOU DIH'UNT!!!
*strikes Cavy off xmas card list*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I have met B3th and it saddens me to say
she is indeed loverly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I fucking am!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
the evidence is piling up
that people on here have bad judgement
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I think you'r nice too
whatever that means.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
ha! conclusive proof,
I'm a drug addled bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I didn't think you needed drugs Cavster.
I thought you got high on the crazy processes of your own mind.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
You mean developer fluid

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
This might explain a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
i could really go for some ice cream about now
why aren't there ice cream vans at this time of night?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I think I've still got a Nestle mint crisp left in the freezer if that helps.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
only if you can throw it 80 miles

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I could flush it and you could pick it up on your side of the Severn.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
I dont' live close to the sea
but I am fairly sure you're right about swansea bay being mostly effluent
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)
It might be easier for you to drive to the shop.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)
they are all closed
and I'm only wearing a towel
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Expecting visitors?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I've got the bowl ready for the keys and everything

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Hell yeah!
B3ta wife swap.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
*Trades in Blousie*
*walks away with a new power drill*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)
: (
Rejected again.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
It's from the old jokes home Blousie.
I'd never trade you in for a power drill.

I'd expect a better power tool than that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
But I don't have a wife any more
We'd just end up driving each others cars around.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
i've nothing to swap
and I don't want anyone trying to shag my guinea pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Me too
I'm wondering whether this evening is worth using up one of my precious Magnum hazelnut ice creams.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)
want.
you have to have one, otherwise you are wasting a precious opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
On offer in Asda and Sainsbury's at the moment
and they are fucking lush, I wholeheartedly recommend them.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I want cheese sammich.
I haz cheese sammich.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
you are one lucky girl

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I no rite.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I can smell chips.
I now want chips.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Don't see it as a loss
See it as a business opportunity. Cavy's late night ice cream.

Buy a van and you're sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)
There are loads of vans on e-bay!
www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=ice+cream+van&_sacat=See-All-Categories
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
You need to pick a chime though
For South Wales, late at night.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Help me Rhonda
By the Beach Boyos.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Door. Internet. Go.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
You don't mean that berk.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Only because I'm really nice
but you deserved it.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I never deserve it.
I bring a little ray of sunshine into the lives of many.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
*HUGS*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Yet no Vienetta
be ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I had vienetta.
but I etted it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Amberl you deserve Vienetta.
*Makes note to buy Amberl a Vienetta one day*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Do they still do the mint one?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)
As far as I know.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
This means nothing to me.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Jeff thinks I should have a birthday Vienetta

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
And I'm right.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Back when I lived in Hunslet, there was an ice cream van that went round about 8.30-9pm playing the James Bond theme.
It apparently did regular rounds in south Leeds, as I heard it in Beeston and Wortley as well. Never actually saw it though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I expect that you'll find it burned out in Middleton Park
Ice Cream van in Hunslet? Must have been selling something more lucrative, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
The ice-cream van was set on fire by the bloke who owned it. He committed suicide.
Well, he topped himself anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
well they are 99
per cent sure
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
That's nuts.
I heard he was covered in (Dragons) blood.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)
At the very least it would have had bars on the windows.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
chocolate bars

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I'm so glad I got Maltesers on my way home.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
WHY DON'T I HAVE CHOCOLATE
OR ICE CREAM?! This is a travesty. Stupid wanting to be thinner
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
If you let chocolate ice-cream melt, all of the calories vanish.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Suffer Welshy
nothing worth having is easy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)
is it really worth it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I have ice cream, the remaining half of Friday's joint
and How to train your dragon. Evening = win.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
How do you make weed last so long?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)
By not smoking it very often
an eighth will last me the best part of a year.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
You are amongst the least impressive addicts I've ever come across!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)
and this is a good thing, I feel...

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
If you achieve it then yes.
I'm a fighter, even though I whine about stuff a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I'm not
and I don't really care enough, I just need to eat less crap
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I'm talking about things in general, not dieting.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Only you can answer this.
one thing I would say is you could probably do wonders by just eating better in stead of eating less. your diet sounds like pasta and oven chips for the most part, this is not that healthy....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
i don't really know how to fix it
in a way that i don't just give up in a week
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Well flat denying your self sweets won't do it.
you need to change you whole eating habits, and probably learn to cook. it's not easy but it'll do more good than a diet.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I concurr.
Small changes can help.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I guess I reckon the idea is to find a sustainable eating patern
rather than something drastic that you do for a while, then stop.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
this is what i'd like to do
but i'm just too shit to deal with it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Well, if you keep thinking that way, you'll get nowhere.
you need to have a little faith in yourself Moriarty.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)
i was trying
but then I was on the phone to mum. Now I know nothing is worth doing, ever
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Yes, mums can do this.
cheer up, we loves ya cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
It's all about the willpower.
You either find it or you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
there was one near where I used to live which
you'd here about 8:30 on winter nights. I joked about it selling drugs. Then, one day I saw it go past, then bumped into a small, unnerving boy carrying dead tulips who said "have you seen the ice cream van? It's an evil ice cream van..."

At this point I assumed I was in a horror film
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I hope you reacted appropriately
by dropping to your knees, shaking his shoulders and looking earnestly into his eyes as you demanded to know more
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
then followed him to
and abandoned, dilapidated house that was built on the graves of american indians who broke mirrors for a living
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Fucker. just seen my 1st christmass advert on telly.
it's not even Halloween yet. Grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I bought an Aero christmas tree chocolate bar last week.
Nom!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
i have to get a christmas card
pretty soon for some kid in Albania. Since I don't remember cards for people I do know, and rarely get them done on time, it's pretty unlikely I'll manage it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Oh Cavy!
*canned Laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
*trips over own feet*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Wa wa wa-wah!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Dull time
My birthday is November 9th.

When I was a nipper it was my birthday just after bommie night, and xmas certainly didn't start until the end of November.

Now xmas is - well, now, it appears.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)
my brother's birthday
is the 19th December, so we didn't put up any decorations until the 20th. When I worked in Waterstones they were up by mid October
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
My birthday ios 14th December
I always had the decorations up before my birthday, and I had xmas crackers at my birthday parties.

But don't get me started on the whole 'dual present' issue again.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
If you can find a good medium, ask Quentin Crisp how he resolved the issue.
His birthday was 25th December.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I love Quentin Crisp.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I love crisps.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
But I'll bet you got some big pressies.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Not really.
People would give me one normal sized present, and say 'that's for your xmas too'.

i mean, it's not like my birthday came as a surprise. It was teh same bastard date every year. They should have been able to plan for it.

DJ's birthday is in April, and nobody ever gave him an easter egg and said 'and that's for your birthday too'.

Oh look, I got started on it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Still bitter much?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Noooooo

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I shall call you John Smiths.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Because she's the only bitter available in pretentious, overpriced shitholes, and she's liable to make you throw up and/or give you a hangover on the Richter scale the next morning?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Nope, because, like the John Smiths
she's not bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
So basically you're calling her foul shite that's only drinkable because it doesn't give you cramps and gas, or shatter your teeth with its coldness?
Smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Personally I quite like it, in it's Extra Smooth incarnation, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Christmas stuff has been in the shops for weeks
they were putting the Christmas lights up in Birmingham on Wednesday.

I hate capitalism.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Welcome to The Cause Comrade

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)
the thing is, though
that from around the 10th of December onwards, I am like a tiny tiny child. I love Christmas. I just hate the ever-growing buildup to it.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)
You're like a tiny child all year round - short-arse.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)
true
I look like a 12 year old in my bobble hat, as well.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
We'll have to start calling you Pootle

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
ha
Totally this^
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I can't imagine berk will remember The Flumps.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
In have the tune in my head now.
Flumps was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Mint!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHD2l-QVIg
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
thank you!
that cheered me up after being on the phone to me mum for a while. That was pretty depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Not a problem Captain!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
badum badum badum da do.
badum badum badum da do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Here ya go Blousie.
Have a go on this!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedq1VhaS90
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
I remember it well but this was more my childhood memory.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f0oHGkVoPA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Half of the links you post are already purple for me...

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Then you've got no excuse for not knowing all of the references to yester-year.
Either that, or you never clear your internet history!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Probably the latter

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Swap the word 'bod' for 'berk'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=elgrXip6Wm0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Before my time...

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Edumacate yourself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDXMUR7eY_8
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Fuck me berk, this is hard work.
*One day, I promise to shoehorn in a reference you'll 'get'*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
There's still enough siilliness in my to like the good bits, but saddly it gets more and more burried under the loathing for the comercial bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Oi! I'm in charge of vetting new recruits, remember.
Even the female ones.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Yeah, but I'm alright, surely?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)
the 'vetting' process ids pretty rigourous.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
sounds... interesting?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I dunno. I haven't interegated you yet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
If you want another number
I've been on the cause since I don't know when.

Actually I do. Since March 3rd 1997, when Kim Howells made his speech.

Edit - Am I taking this too seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I refer you to Comrade Blousie.
She tests all new recruits but you can have a provisional number of 4. I should make a badge or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
At the rate your Cause is growing
you'll probably have to buy three new copies of the Communist Manifesto, feeding some money into capitalism
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
you'd think.
But we all share the one, like good comrades should.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Means we all have to get closer : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
It also means that some of your less fortunate comrades
will have to learn how to read
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Are you implying Berk can't read?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Why berk? She's not a communist

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Or illiterate.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Too true

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Well, so far there are only 4 memebers of the B3ta Communist Party.
Me - Head, obviously
Blouski - Membership secretary and loveliness tester
Berk - Probationary
The Disappointed - Probationary

we're all going to cuddle up together on the BUS OF REVOLUTION and read the manifesto together on cold winter nights.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
I thought it was Cavy with the bowl for the car keys?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)
that's a whole other party

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I think you get much the same people at both
share and share alike after all
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I like how TD is hedging his bets...
Being someone with several vehicles.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
A sexeh party.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
It sounds like a closeknit society

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)
You sound jealous.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I couldn't think of anything else to say
*sits alone in a capitalist party of one*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
An individualist should be happy to be of societal ties, no?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
I'm happy to have societal ties
but I'm not cuddling up with people in sandals and kaftans
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)
We'll have none of that.
a loveliness requirement is one thing, but I draw the line at hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I include CND badges in that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I might own a small one.
this does not make me a hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I beg to differ
you hippy communist
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:05, Reply)
You wore my anarchist hat.
by your own logic you are one of us.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I was clutching a small picture of Margaret Thatcher at the time
so I'm fine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)
You never go anywhere with out your lucky Thatch Pants, do you?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I didn't think you were interested in joining.
or a hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)
meh
I have been described as hippy. Not sure if I'm a proper one. I do own sandals, but the kaftan is only for a larp character :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Hmm, well apply to Comrade Blouski
if you want to join.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)
with toys all around you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Like a one woman teddy bear's tea party.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)
That sounds scarily infantile
thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I don't mind looking after the vodka.
But I don't want to join.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Check out Groucho Marx over here!

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Ooooh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
The BGB has met me
And probably regrets it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Is that a commendation or not?
I could sit quietly at the back taking notes.

Or I could drive the BUS OF REVOLUTION.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)
BUS OF REVOLUTION!!
I like this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I have a PCV
I own two buses.

I can drive THE BUS OF REVOLUTION!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I have pvc and I own two breasts.
I win.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)
^ WINNER!
In the words of Ron Pickering 'AWAY YOU GO!'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTkHK8TQvrQ
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Like those 'light of jesus' buses
except better?
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Far better
We're off to the promised land, kids!

I'm driving, and my goodness how we'll meet that tractor quotient in the next five year plan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)
They'll get their bus from the Westboro Baptist Church.
It'll save them decorating it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I don't much care for it, but it's the only way I'm going to get food on the table.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I think only lovely people should become communitsts and then it would work really well.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
This is why you get to vet them.
To assess loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I am an expert on loveliness.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
'Zactly!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
But then who would be in charge of internal security.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
There will be no need.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Not Beria
That was a little mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
communismLOLs

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
This could be where Stalin went wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
That and being a wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
"Wanker" might, in context, be a slight understatement

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Butcher and despot might be better.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Now now lass.
That's an insult to butchers.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
A teeny tiny one.
He was, perhaps, a little misguided.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Well no
I think he was - like - rather in charge of what he was doing and don't talk him down, man. Right? Because, like, I mean if they were just farming for themselves, man, right, they were so fighting against the system, man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Well, obviously.
And a lot of these so called 'atrocities' have been blown out of all proportion by the western media man.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
You can't fight Capitalism
By waving a Communist flag.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)
*places hand on heart*
*sings The Red Flag*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
400 replies, wowzers

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Start a new thread Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Done

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Not been counting
Are you going to Chicago?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
He is, but he's going to see Legally Blonde first.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)
*winks*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)
ABANDON THREAD!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

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