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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nommy nom nom-noms?
In a fit of nostalgia I bought a jar of Heinz Sandwich Spread at lunchtime. Fuck me, it's rank.

What childhood favourites do you still find nommy and which have failed to stand the test of time?

PS You can 'Taste the Difference' between Sainsbury's top-end mushroom and tarragon soup and 'edible soup' with ease. Avoid that shit, yeah?

Alt: go on about how shit this thread is

Altalt: I reckon that people who claim to prefer dark chocolate to milk are fucking lying. Who else is fucking lying (apart from Jimmy Nail lol)?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:58, 240 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Marmite is still a favourite.
You should try M&S's chipotle and pulled pork soup. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Now that sounds a lot more like it.
What's better than chillies? SMOKED ones of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:03, Reply)
my dad likes his food hotter than fire
but i managed to defeat him with some scotch bonnets at the weekend. pouring with sweat after managing half his dinner, he threw the remaining ones away, saying bitterly that i had used them for the wrong thing, and clearly they had an alternative use other than cooking. like what? i enquired.

FUCKING ARSON was the reply.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)
You put whole scotch bonnets in a dish?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)
I have done this before in chilli con carne. Which I renamed chilli con arsepain.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:14, Reply)
no, i chopped them into tiny pieces and stir fried them with a whole heap of vegetables and rice
and chicken

the ex can eat it without breaking a sweat; i didn't expect it to defeat my dad!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
That's because your ex is a darkie.
It's well known they don't have tastebuds, as well as being thieves & rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
However, he gets a 40% discount from Greggs
So it's not all doom and gloom
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
His Scotch Bonnet Bakes are to die for!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
my dad is from yorkshire
which part of the above does not apply?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Generally whippets and coal aren't too spicy

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I've recently found
Marmite cheddar bites.

Now THEY are nice.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
i see your marmite cheddar bites
and i raise you salt and vinegar flavoured crinkle mini cheddars
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Mine were actual cheese not the biscuity things
but yes, Cheddars are NOM
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Breast milk.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
It's the tits!
*thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
altalt: People that say they love Tuna,
They're only eating it around me because the smell makes me gag.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Do you include fresh tuna steak in this or just tinned?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Fresh Tuna Steak at least doesn't smell of cot death,
but it's still not a nice thing to be eating.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I love tuna
Tinned and fresh
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:06, Reply)
You're a liar.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This I may be, but I do like tinned tuna

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Tuna steak is well nom
tinned tuna is rank.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Tinned tuna with pasta and a tomato and mascarpone sauce is wonderful.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I'm with you on that, its the one thing I can't stand, and it the prime reason why I'd never get a cat.
Tuna is fucking rank. Only exception is marks'n'sparks sushi, I don't know what they do to it, but there its OK.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I've been having
a lot of mackerel lately, both smoked and tinned. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I love smoked marcrale, especially with horseraddish / beetroot.
Dont' like it fresh though, and probably won't like it tinned.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I predicted you'd say that weeks ago.
You owe me £25
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Are we still on that?
Well, it's not even a week old, so continue!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Nutella is still excellent
Mr Mash, not quite so
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I saw a US cookery programme
where the, ah, 'chef' recommended using instant potato flakes in lieu of breadcrumbs on something. Oh America.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
i bought a version of ice magic the other week
it was not very good, but that might be a brand thing. lemon curd and froot loops are now too sweet for my middle-aged ready salted crisp loving palate.

altalt: apparently it's 1 person for dark chocolate for every 10 for milk. i say fuck that nasty shit and bring on the white chocolate goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)
White chocolate isn't chocolate.
Dark chocolate (70% cocoa) wins every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
White chocolate is shite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)
the pair of you are fighting it out here to see who can be more Wrong

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
All chocolate is good
now Turkish Delight, that *is* wrong
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:13, Reply)
proper turkish delight, no, horrible stuff
cheap english versions, stuffed full of sugar and even coated in chocolate? yes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Yeah yes
Why would I want to eat something that tastes of roses?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
because it tastes GOOD

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
....for sheep

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Actually Jimmy Nail isn't lying in that song,
it was his partner who was breaking up with him. I don't think you understood the lyrics.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
'ain't no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
+it's plain to see Jimmy needs plastic surgery

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)
+ ACTUALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)
something about spangles
And white dog shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Racist

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Coca Cola flavoured Spangles.
Ace.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:10, Reply)
just seen your text!
the weekend that straddles end nov/beginning of dec.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:11, Reply)
We'll likely be up the weekend before.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
i think i am around for bits of that weekend, so if you are around, let me know!
i didn't mention the other one because i thought it would be too far, but if you can face making the trip twice, of course most welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Fuck that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
well, i thought that would be the response
but you know you were wanted
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Nom
I used to eat Sandwich spread with a spoon, fuck the bread. YEAH! And piccalilli. I still go through a jar of onions in one sitting on occasion.

Im a sucker for old skool crisps such as Space Raiders and Transform-a-Snack. They recipe has changed but Im still a fan.

I quite like the Covent Garden soups you get in the cartons. Mexican Chicken, Spanish Chicken and Chorizo or just plain old chicken. Nice and chunky.

Im hungry now...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I used love pickled onions, the bigger and stronger the better.
Now they make me wince unless I have those bent mild silverskin ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Witherspoon........

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
indeed
images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26500000/Reese-Withoutherspoon-biggerstaff-family-26579655-502-657.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
salad cream sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
That's effectively what sandwich spread is, I'd say, with some added unidentifiable crunchy bits.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)
it'a more a vinegary coleslaw, I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
A coleslaw diced into 2mm cubes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I'm gonna be straight with you here,
and tell you that I have never tasted sandwich spread, nor am i very sure what it even is.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
it's a shit coleslaw

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
but colselaw is already shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
what is gentlemen's relish?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
*makes sweeping hand gesture*
Allow me...
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
you know
when i typed this, i thought someone might make a filthy disgusting comment.

i just never thought it would be you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I like to shock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)

shock move it move it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
*lets dogs out*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
it's either spunk or an anchovy based paste for toast.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Both of which
are rather salty
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Anchovy paste.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
how fucking rank

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
It's not ideal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I had a mature cheddar and sweet chili jam baguette from Eat for lunch
I had not realised that as well as ludicrously overpriced salads and filthy foreign soups they also do pie and mash. Might go there again, now.

I have recently got back into porridge - not literally, that would be weird/for charity.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
i LOVE eat soups
the minestrone and pesto one is amaaaaazing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:17, Reply)
it's all Pho and thong minh and shit
I don't do oriental food.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
only the ones in the cabinet
the fresh daily ones are a bit of everything - today's is chicken pot pie. that is about as oriental as my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Yes, I appear to have been misled by the cabinet thing into thinking it was all shit
but when I went up to pay I spotted all the other non-shit hot food they do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
fuck anything that is cold in a cabinet and gets heated up
the cheese and onion pies are nice, and the soups are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
'Proper' East End pie and mash is fucking revolting and anyone who tells you otherwise is pulling your leg.
There's one just up from me that's been there for a hundred or more years - and in all that time they have not worked out how to make nice pies OR mash. Good one you cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
See also: jellied eels. Yuk.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
There's a stall in Whitecross Street Market that does pie and mash
the steak and chorizo one is good, as is the chicken and ham. The fish pie is not, as I accidentally had it once thinking it was the chicken and made the mistake of just pointing rather than saying "I'll have the chicken pie".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Ah but you're talking about 'trendy pie and mash'
not 'a thin watery gruel with a paltry amount of gristly mince, sloshing about under a pastry topping, served with equally watery, sloppy mash' by a one-eyed ex-jailbird and his mong-faced daughter. The eel liquor is the only decent thing about it and that's pretty shit in itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Eel liquor does not sound like a promising thing
More like a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
It's actually OK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
do you have it with Gentlemans Relish?
I'm suggesting you suck the pieman's floppy diseased cock to consume its "liquor", you see.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Have you been drinking?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I reckon it's the steak for breakfast
I feel empowered.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Oh God, don't start pole dancing whatever you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Alright Monts,
I'm not going to answer any of the questions you've posed.
I wanted to ask why this weeks qotw has had no answer since yesterday evening? Could it be the shittest qotw ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Every Qotw is the shittest one ever.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
that's a hell of a claim pigster

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I think this might well be the answer, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
There's only one way to save /qotw
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
You can afford Heinz Sandwich Spread now?
I have been away a while...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:20, Reply)
DAAAAAAAAAARTH!!!!
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
Not bad ta. Your good self?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
mildly hungover but otherwise groovy

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Your lot are a bit of a turn-up for the books this season

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
They are, aren't they? *blows on fingernails, polishes*
And Simon Cox seems to be doing alright for your lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Yeah he's not too shabby
I'd rather Dex was playing alongside Sharpy myself, but can't complain about our actually knowing where the fucking goal is for a change
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Afternoon sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Hello mate
How've you been keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Not too bad, all things considering
You?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
On the up, as it were
Dicey few weeks but the doctor gave me magic pills to make it better. Expecting to sprout a beanstalk any time now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
What was up?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Nothing. That's why he needed the pills.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
He became so bent his spine was permanently deformed.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Still, while he's down there, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Good old-fashioned depression
Or, as it should be known, a mincer's illness/excuse for being an emo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Ahh, OK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Well in that case, it's good to see you back.
Try not to be such a Mary next time though, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
But I'm so good at it!
Actually stopped posting following a bollocking from my boss. You lot didn't drive me to antidepressants. Not that I'd admit it if you did. Which you didn't. Much.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I don't think teabagging is on the official liost of punishments available

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)
You've obviously never worked in the crazy world of telecommunications

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)
1. Fuck
2. Off
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
1. If you're offering
2. You're probably well-connected enough in the London underworld to make it happen. David Walliams please. Body incinerated.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
He's as well connected in the criminal underworld as I am
viz: not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:27, Reply)
An offer was made
I expect Walliams' ashes to be floating over London by sundown

*crowbars in laboured joke about Heaven*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
'ello squire
How's tricks?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Pretty sweet if I do say so myself, the downs are down, but the ups are up, and the ups are higher than the down are low =)
How 'bout you?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Are you the Grand Old Duke of York?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Darth's had 10,000 men

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Damn right
Where's my gold medal, eh? That Farah bloke had it easy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:07, Reply)
You had " Mo' bot" than him?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is very, very good
Have my first click in ages
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Er, yeah, much the same actually
Although I suspect your downs are more severe than mine, glad to hear the ups are outweighing them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
put it this way, his head is the size of a watermelon and he keeps hugging everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Are you saying that Gonz has 'severe Downs'?
Bit fucking rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I dun this already
and I dun it better
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I disagree.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)

disagree am a bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to join in on that gag.
Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:13, Reply)

pretty sure you're not allowed to join in on that gag. a bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1782295
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
*lost in the spazhole*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Poor B3th

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Toast Toppers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:22, Reply)
They're like baby poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:24, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
you've got baby poo written all over your face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Jelly Babies. I fucking love Jelly Babies.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Jelly Babies. I fucking love Jelly Babies.


Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:29, Reply)
You know, as I was writing that I thought
"some kid, or a crazy wild-eyed old man is going to make a baby-fucking strikethrough gag out of this".

I never thought it'd be you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Haribo > Jelly Babies

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
BOLLOCKS!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Jelly Babies dont have bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
It's not his fault, he's Northern.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
A tangfastic kicks fuck out of a jelly baby

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
You are such a dick.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Well durr

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Those rhubarb and custard sweets are still pretty nom and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
And pear drops

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I still really enjoy those Swizzles-Matlow sweets
like Black Jacks and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Parma Violets?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
No, she went of her own accord.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)

of in
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
yep and those little round ones that come three in a packet

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Oh yeah!
From the barbers, yeah? Really chewy but lasted for aaaaages...

My dad always used to buy a pack of those before he went away on business
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Not what Lusty said

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Climpies!
They are called "Climpies".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
There was a certain excellence about growing up living in a sweet shop

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Maynards Sports Mixture
and Fruit gums.

Chewwww
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)
fizzy cola bottles
the sort that are so sour they turn your face inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:35, Reply)
There is an "old fashioned sweet shop" in town,
it's shit and sells shit sweets. It makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:36, Reply)
literally?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Have you not seen his FB photos?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:47, Reply)
that's my "O face"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)

face ring
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:59, Reply)
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1782202
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Well durr

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:46, Reply)
nO. nOT TODAY.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Well perhaps a liddle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Hic!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Butterscotch angel delight is still great, however Boosts are fucking sickly
altalt: dark choclate is nice with a coffee, milk choclate is more for pigging out
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
alright Darth?
When are you next up this way? We'd agreed on a pint.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Because this will help him get over depression.
Not.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
post spaz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Is that like 'post rock'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
it's the period of time just after Battered has had an epi

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:10, Reply)
My name's not Darth.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Thanks "Whitney Houston"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:09, Reply)
+ of cum

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Shut up admin boy. Go and wash the coffee cups up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Hey Dozer
Sorry, I went out for lunch. Missed the end of our conversation. So when you said:

"It's ensuring that our IFAs operate in accordance with FSA regulations.

That's what it means, but it involves lots of skills and specific areas of technical knowledge
A large part of my specific role is working with the advisers on their marketing. Interdisciplinary, hence the two sets of professional qualifications I hold."

How do you go about ensuring that your IFAs operate in accordance with FSA regulations, what skills do you need and in which areas of technical knowledge? Also, when you work with advisors on their marketing, what does that actually entail?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:16, Reply)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:17, Reply)
2.0 could well be your friend here.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:20, Reply)
It really could well your friend, that makes total sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I'm just trying to show an interest in his work
the poor man cops a lot of flak for being a part-time admin assistant in a public swimming pool. I thought somebody ought to find out about the real Dozer.

I don't know why Nakers is being so confrontational. It's like he's got something against career temps, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)

The real Dozer is an admin assistant at a swimming pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
FUCK. OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Your English has been positively Nakesian today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Yes. I am distracted by the large quantity of extremely attractive women in the office.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

office brothel
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Bit early for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)
early bird special

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)
It probably works the other way around.
You pay more early on when they're still reasonably clean and tight.

By the end of the evening they're full of other blokes cum and as wide as the channel tunnel, so you get a discount then.

Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Reading that is fucking grim

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
So you've heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
You'd also save on lube

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)
happy hour

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
+finish

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Battered is "Grumpy" actually

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)
alright K-Dog
If you really want to know then I'll gaz you about regulated financial planning, COBS handbooks, Financial Promotions rules, RDR readiness and other exciting stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
That's alright. Sounds a bit adminny. Thanks, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:35, Reply)
there's admin stuff in most office jobs.
Depends how you define 'admin'. Our admin team deal with post and paying the advisers. The Compliance team deal with paraplanning, policy, supervision and T&C. I do Financial Promotions, so need marketing and regulatory knowledge.

I realise it's not as admin-free and sexy as IT, but there you go.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Very few things are, old man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
AFC Wimbledon are meeting MK Dons on december 1st
I expect the AFC Wimbledon fans to be really great bunch of people and will show the best side of the "beautiful game"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
They are boycotting the game, I heard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
That's because it's so far away, a whole 50 miles, it's practically jupiter.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
GREAT RED SPOT!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
You'd think that people from London would be glad to get out into the provinces
see some regularly laid out street patterns, well-designed roundabouts, that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I just read a whole bunch of the AFC people talking about a boycott like it's something really important.
oh fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
are either team even still proffesional?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Are there any photos of the Greggs Hat actually in the pub?
I have an idea for a gif but it really needs some shots from that lolbash.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Have you checked her FB page?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Yeah, I've seen some before but I don't know where
They aren't on swipes page.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)

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