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There is a new beer available which contains whale MEAT . WHALE MEAT.5.2%.Would you drink it? It's rich in protein and contains no sugar apparently. What's the strangest thing you've had in your mouth recently? (Not YM).
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again?Don't know where, don't know when
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:28,
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I've eaten a few unusual meats beforeIncluding crocodile, snake & donkey.
All ok apart from sea snails. I swallowed one 7 times - it just kept rising back up my throat.
Not sure I'd drink whale meat. I'd try eating it though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:32,
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Crocodile or alligator, not sure which, and snake. Horse but never donkey.We used to get hare on a regular basis. Think very lean bunny rabbit.
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Yes, I did thanks. I quite like being 33 now, it's given me a whole new fresh outlook on life, my goals and a new focus on the things I wish to achieve.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:47,
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I didn't realise you are younger than Swipe.So you're a toyboy to a ranga. Your parents must be very proud.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:49,
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Yeah I just look old.I wouldn't imagine they care much either way.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:50,
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Jugged hare is delicious.I love horse steak, escargot etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:40,
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Horse is excellent, but escargot made me heave. I think it was more the thought than the actual taste or texture.The sauce was delicious though.
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I need to eat more stuff like thisAte escargot but couldn't manage a frog leg
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:45,
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I was too full of mussels if I'm honest(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:49,
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I like this beertoisennhauser.com/work/12/oktoberfest
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:38,
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Perhaps you'd prefer her bread?toisennhauser.com/work/13/mamas-natural-breakfast
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:47,
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So she just rubs her stinky old crotch onto everythingNice that she confirms she is "currently" STD free. Inspires confidence
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Wonder if there'd be the same artistic leeway if it was a bloke rubbing his cock on dough and making bread?(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)
If you hit the "News" button on her websitethere is an article about artistic birdhouses, FFS. It uses the words eclectic and whimsy. I hate artists more than anyone who ever lived including fictional characters.
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She also created a "piece" that was raw eggs on a piece of plexiglass EDGY
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What a complete CUNT. How do people get away with doing this for a living and think that it has any merit whatsoever. She does timewasters a disservice.
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We should all chip in and commission a piece painted using aids infected blood on sandpaper.(
Muns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:18,
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Most artists don't earn much of a livingThey do it out of a need to create, for whatever reason.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:10,
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Good. They don't deserve to feed themselves from the fruits of their labour. (, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)
They should get involved in something far more worthwhile, like insurance perhaps?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:12,
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Makes the fucking world go around. Without us, nothing you take for granted would happen. FACT.
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I don't believe it does anything to enrich one's life, no.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:05,
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Its fine to have a need to createbut (and I also have this annoyance with actors) don't pretend that what you are doing is worthy. Art adds a great deal to the human experience but that doesn't mean that you (as in the greater sense of the word) can be a cunt about it
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Most artists couldn't give a shit about being 'worthy'Like I said, they do it for themselves.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:16,
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then they can keep it to themselvesI mock of course, but while being creative is a great thing the artist mentioned is clearly trying to be worthy with her pussy bread, there is a difference.
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But it is natural and expected to justify the worth of what you do.Look at Stunned thinking that insurance is somehow worthwhile and not just a protection racket.
You can't dismiss an artist for explaining the motivation behind her work.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:29,
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It's froth. People who work for a living are worthy.
Someone who lives on a rubbish tip in the Phillipines cares not for an actor's "process".
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Which fictional characters do you hate?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:11,
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Frodo. Tin-tin.
Jack Reacher.
Green Goblin.
Casper the friendly ghost.
Data out of Star Trek TNG.
How long have you got?
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Well this conjures up a rather amusing image of you, drunk and incandescent with rage at the television.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:18,
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Books, television, magazines, the public. It's all the same to me, Tangers.
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That Dennis is a bit of a menace too.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:19,
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Tin-tin is a fucking cunt. See also:
Superman
Yoda
The tiger who came to fucking tea.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:24,
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I don't like the bit where you drink all of daddy's beer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:31,
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Don't see why notSome beers use fish derived chemicals to remove the yeast.
Think in theory you can make alcoholic drinks out of all sorts of organic matter?
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Yes it's a gelatine substance. I think the fuss is because whales are protected, sort of.
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It's just unnecessary. In this day and age, with attitudes the way they areyou were never going to get a pat on the back for whale lager.
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I've had kangaroo, that was niceBarbecued, of course. And shark - that was quite salty.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:03,
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alright bendersWhat's the etiquette re. counter offers following submission of notice?
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If you might want to stay you shouldn't have handed your notice in. You felt you wanted to leave so you found another job. Just leave.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:36,
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but if they offer to pay me a substantial chunk more to stay, along with additional responsibilties, what then?I'll prolly still leave tbh.
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You haven't left your job yet so you can rescind your notice(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:44,
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Weigh up the amount of extra cash with the amount of extra responsibilityPlus, if you wanted to leave for other reasons than just cash, leave anyway.
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it never works outthey'll always be thinking "he wanted to go, he might again" and train or employ someone to get up to speed to cover your position just in case. Then they'll realise they've got two of you and they'll get rid of the one who costs more and is demonstrably interested in leaving...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:17,
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www.londonlovesbusiness.com/business-in-london/recruitment/stick-to-your-guns-why-you-should-never-accept-a-counter-offer-after-your-resignation/4539.article
thevetrecruiter.com/important-information-about-recruiters-for-job-seekers/counteroffer-should-i-entertain-a-counteroffer/
humbertgroup.blogspot.co.uk/2011/05/you-accepted-position-beware-of-counter.html
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:19,
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In honour of Tangers and his waqqi artistic matesI have created a very special artistic installation contained entirely within the environment of a sandwich bag. Recently peeled from my nethers, I give you VD scab crisps.
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not that kind of put downyou know, like vets do with horses that have broken their legs, or cats that have been acquired by families who live on a main road.
kindest thing to do really...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:49,
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Keep the bags and put him down anyway.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:56,
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Oh, that'll teach me for not concentrating.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:56,
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What are you trying to say with this piece?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:30,
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I once had 20 McChicken Nuggets, 5 Sweet'n'Sour Sauces, a Fillit O'Fish, Large Chips and a Large Strawberry Milkshake.in one sitting.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:27,
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No wonder your guts are fucked.When was the last time you ate a nice fresh salad?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:29,
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Was it the fits that made you stop the cocaine abuse?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:54,
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Genuine question; when did you last eat a salad?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:57,
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there is a place in windsor that does them as more crispy fried little pieces of onion in this amazing crunchy batter... (
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:09,
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I shouldn't be eating raw veg, which is nothing to do with the crohns and more with another condition thats a product of a lot of surgery........ but I reckon, in honesty, about 60+% of most plates of food I eat are veg; normally steamed, boiled or baked.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:05,
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Comes with a large pile of Ferrero Rocher(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:47,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:36,
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Engine swap to some big and rorty six-potlowered, banded steels. NIIIIIIICE.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:48,
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I had one, it was shite.Like driving a four masted schooner.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:44,
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Make sure you've plenty of lifeboats then.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:49,
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Mark 4 Cortina for me. 2.0 Ghia in champagne gold. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:41,
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Or I'd have a Rover SD1 - 3500 Vandem Plas (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:58,
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Just as long as you only want it to look atfucking things can't get half a mile without blowing up for one reason or another.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:01,
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Truebut that's unlikely to help you with the woeful gearbox, utterly substandard cooling, water pumps made of glass, or build quality that would be put to shame by a blind paraplegic's attempt at a mud hut.
They are pretty though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28,
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I fucking love an SD1. I have a bit of a dirty thing for BL wedges.(
Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:05,
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According to howmanyleft.co.ukonly 100 or so Princesses left and less than 20 Ambassadors, going to be hard to find.
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You're only making him want one even more.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:43,
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None of either on Auto TraderProbably have to try in the relevant specialist magazine.
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Car and Classic, or just good old eBay are great for old tin.(
Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:54,
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I've owned 2 cars that there are less that 300 left of now.I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of this.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:00,
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Herald 12/50Mk4 Spitfire. Didn't think of the Alfas actually, have just checked, only 29 of my 166 model left. Fucking hell.
I also had a Galant V6-24 that there are only about 500 left of, and I gave it away. Sadface :( :(
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:18,
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Oh fuck yeah.Cost me peanuts, rapid for an executive saloon, was in lovely nick, perfect leather, electric everything, would cruise in silence at 140 without a drama.
Problem was I ended up having to buy my dad's more or less brand new car off him, couldn't sanction keeping 3 cars at the time and it needed the front brakes and drop links rebuilding by that point. Parts were more than the car was worth so I gave it away.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:24,
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ProudIt shows a sense of exclusive taste, that said mine is hardly a prime pristine example of its type.
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Really?Should have pushed my dad to keep his, then.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:56,
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The problem with old carsis while they look great and have nostalgia value etc. The are often pretty crappy to drive
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cheese is the foodstuff of the godsyou ignorant inbred Kentish muppet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:56,
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OK I don't know how to do domestics anyway(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:04,
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I went to a grammar school.They didn't teach domestics. They only did that up at the secondary moderen up the hill, the frightful proles.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:22,
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I take it they weren't hot on spelling at your 'Grammar school''Moderen'! 2/10 see me
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I too went to a grammar school, but domestics wasn't taught as it was a boys schoolAnd that's bitch work.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28,
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That weekend away is getting further and further out of your grasp...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:29,
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Perhaps, but I shouldnt be punished for speaking DA TROOF(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:31,
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"He's a rebel 'cos he never ever does what he should"(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:35,
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I too went to grammar school,It was mixed but I've no idea if the girls did domestic science,
They never allowed us anywhere near them at playtime.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:33,
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"playtime" ?was this school run by Bartleby?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:35,
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b3th went to Grandma school(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:39,
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Spoken like someone who bought their way into an education. Some of us actually passed the eleven plus.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:41,
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yeah you areIt's still the entrance exam for non-fee-paying grammar schools in this country.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:54,
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actuallyMy secondary education was at two private schools via the Assisted Place scheme. I passed the entrance exam with one of the highest marks, at age 11.
So no, there was no buying my way in, and I aced the equivalent exam to the 11 plus.
SO THERE!
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YEScheese with onions in it is amazing. marks and sparks do a lovely "Cornish cruncher" with balsamic roasted onions in it... mmm...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:08,
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it's your thoughtful maturity that makes you so attractive(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:10,
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Aye I'd have a blast on that.Had some venison sausage at Christmas. Tasty.
Ostrich burgers are nice too.
I'm not bothered about different meats. Anything mollusca and I'm out though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:26,
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Venison's nice but very rich.The dog loves it, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:28,
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Typical chutters, no interest in clams, bearded or otherwise.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:29,
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*finger guns*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:32,
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I met a guy a few times who was in them.He drives a taxi in Rotherham now and he's still the same size.
Has to have one of those big Kia things so he can fit in it.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:39,
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I had kangaroo steaks stuffed with pate a while ago Very rich
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:40,
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