Another Thread.
Just to get in on the act.

How are all you cunts anyhow?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Ok here
feeling a bit glum I just wish we could have had one more belter from him.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Oh joy
BBC News is talking to Uri Geller.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Not for long it seems

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

True

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Fan-spoonbending-tastic.
Uri-eally need to stop reading BBC news.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Upset about Fawcett :(

(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

R.I.P. ROLF HARRIS

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

i think rolf harris should do a collaboration with calvin harris

( spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Sexface is sexy
There, i said it.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

it's okay everyone
apparently the strokes are going to fill in for the o2 bookings.


too soon? give a fuck.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

is this a joke?
because if it is it doesn't make sense

he died of a heart attack, not a stroke
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

initial reports suggested a stroke
so shit off.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

I'm just gonna assume there's a thread rush happening

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Apparently so

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

R.I.P TUPAC

(An amusing and topical username, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

EVERY THREAD IS SHIT
ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Definitely this one.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Jacko.
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

i want proof! hard facts!
can the bbc confirm this?
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

They did on News 24

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

His nose testified

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

I won't believe it until I see a press statement

( SuperMatt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

They could just shove his body in Madame Tussauds
They wouldn't need to make a waxwork.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

If they cremated him, would he shrink like a crisp packet?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Crisp packets are shit now
they don't shrink like that anymore
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

They quoted TMZ though.
Citation fail.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

No, they quoted Press Association you twat.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Not as shit as your mum.

( Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

HI DAD

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

I quite like this one.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

HAVE YOU GOT IT YET?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

NO.
I'm not putting too much faith in receiving one from the other person I'm supposed to be getting one off, either. They've had an account for about 3 years and have posted twice on /talk, and three times on /board.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

I can type keys also

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

YOU KILLER!

( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

WOOO!
..wait...no..
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'm going to
bed. You lot can fuck off.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Dont tell me you werent whacking off to psychoville earlier

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

Nah
I'd been dry since Eastenders finished.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

RIP MIKEY J
WIV DA ANGLES NOW :(((((
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

I use my fucking eyes

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

ELVIS IS ALIVE?????111

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

John peel with a whale in the thames

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Cunt off.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I don't wish to appear to be nasty here, but you are really SHIT at this aren't you? Mmhmm?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

so's your mum
cunt
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Michael jackson is dead...
Annie's condition is stable.
Jealous, but okay.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

pfft!

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

from Alan Davies on twitter
Poor Jacko, it's not over yet, he'll be out of that hospital, with a pack of zombies behind him, dancing to 'Thriller' any minute now.
( lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

ha ha

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

I did think this...
And it is close to midnight...and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see

That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!

(I'm gonna thrill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood

I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

thriller wang
( spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

arf!

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

2/10 - Needs more dog on a bicycle

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

And now for something completely different.
*brrring brrrring.* *honk honk*

www.ralphandco.com/asset_store/image/20090318318260682.jpg
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Ha ha ! Fucking brilliant!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

HURRAH!

( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Dear god, they are evolving!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

+n

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

It's still using stabilisers, though.
What a shit dog.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9Gm-aRe5A
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

:o
Chimpanzee apparently stole some jootoobe user's segway.
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

YES!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

hahaha

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Also BBC just confirmed he's dead

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Poor doggy. :(((((

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

I NO

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

WIV DA ANGLEZ NOW

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

christ! they are even talking about it on This Week

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

HELL YEAH

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

*saves*
quick photoshop jacko's head on it!
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

this does not involve michael jackson

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

GOOD

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

i didn't say it was BAD

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

that's me that is

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

He's as happy as a cat in a box!

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Who gives a shit about Jacko.
RIP Farah Fawcett.

:(
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

You, clearly

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Who gives a fuck about Nubnos

(Glomp Fuck, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Could it be that they died together in coitus?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

I'm surprised you haven't taken time out during these difficult hours to shout out some kind of racial slur.
Because it's funny.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Don't
I won't be able to sleep i'll be so horny
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

jackson is the unexpected death of 2009

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

fuck thoes two, sky saxon also died. now thats shit!

( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Well...
If I was the doctor I'd colour his face with a black marker men for the lols!!!
(imlivinginabox yeah, it was me down on Main Street, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

I've only just got back from kayaking/pub and everyone is telling me about dead celebs
all we need is Patrick Swayze and we'll have a hat trick

I do care about Steven Wells dying though; he was a good 'un
( custard, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Fucking hell, man.
Not Swells. That's shit.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

has anyone else noticed sickipedia is borked? something to do with recent news events perchance?
(barandis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

OH FUCK OFF LOVE

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

No of course not
It's too soon even for the Sickipedia lot...
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

My sources indicate that jacko was found dead with rope tied around his junk

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

not a
stranglewank then?

He's not exactly the 'Peter Pan' of pop he was made out to be.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

See, at least the little boy is true in his case
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

There is nothing sickipedia can exploit about the jacko situation

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

It's true, It's true
latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/pop-star-michael-jackson-was-rushed-to-a-hospital-this-afternoon-by-los-angeles-fire-department-paramedics--capt-steve-ruda.html
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Whats true?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

This is the internet
Follow the hyperlink
( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Did the internet gossip rumble wake you from your slumber?

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

unless that is a photo
of his dead face, you can get fucked.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

You want to see his dead, lifeless body?

( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Yes
this is preferable though
www.b3ta.com/talk/6252846
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

i want a picture of his corpse being revenge buggered by mcauley caulkin
(barandis, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

bet the government is loving this one
something to take the front pages up for a few weeks!

/cynic
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

I believe they just released expenses information about hookers

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Click!

(Glomp Fuck, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

Yes, it's all a conspiracy.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

JMG is going to be very upset at all this.
Spare a thought for the Geordie man.
( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Michael Jackson died so SSG could live!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Good

( applehead herp derp, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

I think he'd be a better prime minister than that guy who what runs the country now.
But that's not saying much.
( Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

NEWS REPORTS are conflicting here
one source confirms MJs death others confirm hes in a coma.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

I dont imagine indian food is the answer here.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

CHINESE FOOD

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Dammit I want a korma
bloody hungry now, thanks a fucking lot Michael
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

News reports not telling the truth?
What next?
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

PETER! YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I don't like it, but I'll have go along with it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Look down at the ground and say "Sorry"

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

Say it like you mean it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Now saying he arrived at hospital in a coma but now pronounced dead

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

that's a funny way to pronounce coma

( spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

scone

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

boomerang

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

i reckon he's faking his own death
and he's off to live on the moon with aswad
( spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

You know what's really grinding my gears?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Not disengaging the clutch fully?

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

no no no no no
That Lindsay Lohan
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

sub-prime lohans are the cause of the recession

( spacefish bong!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

Abe's 24hr Gear Grinding Service?
Gears on your mind? Let us take care of the grind!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

i wanted to know what was going on that's why I'm at this site
i go to the BBC news site when I want a bit of banter
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

He is mostly non-organic anyway.
So I'm guessing he's been dead for a long time.
( Cae1, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

some one just posted this on digg:
Farah Fawcett must be pissed right now. Thunder successfully stolen.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

See also: Mother Tharesa

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

,
?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)