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bored of that now
tell me about your spamming attempts
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
tell me about your flouncing attempts

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
I LUV TEH FLOWNSSIN

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
bored of that now
tell me something that doesn't involved mongychops
jeez
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
posting videos of yourself whacking off on the internet

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
Sounds like someone's curious. ;)
Try gaydar.com
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
bored of that now
talk
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
Tell me about something.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:33, archived)
bored of that now
tell you what I hate right now, hang on let me think of something, yeah right, people who say dolphins aren't fish, fucking fish-denying dolphin cunt liars, what's the best hat on the internet, post me a link, it'll be fun, you know, like on the /links board

alt: what's the worst thing about goats?

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:22, archived)
just fuck off frank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:26, archived)
Tell 'im, 'Orrible

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
look, it's this or baldmonkey's countless sock puppets

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:28, archived)
There is another way....

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
well yeah but I don't have time to register another account right now

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
the smell.
of boy goats, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 22:26, archived)
A goat charged at me once
It was pretty terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
they stink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
I like those fainting goats
silly buggers
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:28, archived)
not seeing many hat links here, imma stop asking alt questions

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:29, archived)

Here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
you score 1 point for the hat, minus 10 for the goat
this is a hat, I might buy this for those days when I want to look like a complete cunt

www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/Jaxon-Hats-Pachuco-Fedora-P135008/
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
That is splendid

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
ha, straight out of the sound of music

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 22:33, archived)
I did google 'internet hats' for you, but it wasn't that interesting

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
put some fucking effort in for fuck's sake

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:33, archived)
I put more effort in than it deserved, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
lick my feet

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
ewww

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
good, it is a shitcunt ploy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
alright mongleknockers

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:33, archived)
seen a gadwall
baldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com/
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
The Republic of Dji-43
(djibouti)
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
the fact you run numerous accounts makes your stepping pointless, im gazzing the mods

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
oh, he got stepped again.
what did he do this time?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
he posted a mother fucking link, get this, on /links, the fat ballbag

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
what the fuck was he thinking?
the waki mental.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:08, archived)
I saw seagulls today. in the sea.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
in the sea?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:11, archived)
yeah, I know, who'd have thought it?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
Another 24 hours alone with the internet?

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:07, archived)
hey you're that whiny one off of /links, hi, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
arnt u that whiney cunt..
who got a good slapping and his phone stolen? b3ta.com/questions/mobiles/
(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:14, archived)
not stolen, no, I got it back and got him arrested and some compo \o/
I wish I could spell like you though, that would make me cool
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
420 d00d, smoke da weed errrrrryday
fuck off
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
you may want to turn 360 and walk away from the internet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 22:13, archived)
fuck off Frank
let's have a proper thread without parrot autisms.

What's your favourite colour of parrot feather? In HTML, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
Cockatiel off.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
*chews*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:36, archived)
Fuck off
Frank.
(betsy Eat the rich., Fri 25 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
bored of that now
if you only had one hole to do plops and wees and spunks through, what would you call it? you can't say a baldmonkey hole

alt: cloacas

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
Enid

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
Geoff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
buy me an icon. I deserve it

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:44, archived)
OK, if you send me your bank account details blah blah fucking blah joke about getting your bank account details hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
no
just buy me an icon
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:06, archived)

cloacae
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:44, archived)

cloacæ
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
oOOOOooooh

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
lolsciencebumholez

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:48, archived)

‽
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
Germany

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
stick it up your guffbeak

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
blosterg

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
front blurter

(#1, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
Euranis

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
oh jesus someone rid us of eggs
eggs are shit
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
I STILL LIKE BALDMONKEY
THERE IS NO QUESTION
(E G G S, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
why?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 25 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
HIS INTEREST IN BIRDS
WHERE DO BIRDS COME FROM
THAT'S RIGHT RIGBY, THEY COME FROM
(E G G S, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
but why?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 25 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
WHY O WHY O WHY O WHY O

(E G G S, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
why?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 25 May 2012, 20:20, archived)
HONESTLY, I HAVE HIM ON IGNORE

(E G G S, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:21, archived)
but why?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 25 May 2012, 20:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7507831
(E G G S, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:28, archived)

but why?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 25 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
i wonder if momo lays eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:16, archived)
are eggs like periods for birds?
I have much to learn
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
F O O O O O O O D

(E G G S, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:20, archived)
that can be a by product of egg laying for the consumption junkies, I'm more interested in the nature of life, no offence you fat ballbag

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:22, archived)

castor, pollux, helen of troy and clytemnestra are all said to have hatched from the same egg, imagine that if you were trying to make yourself a nice breakfast, hope this helps
(E G G S, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
he's male
so no, he does not
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
i see, does he spunk then?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
birds have one hole and get this, they do spunks and wees and plops through it

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
lazy

(E G G S, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
such a limiting perspective
he could be a komodo dragon
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 25 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
I'd like to be a sudoku dragon

(E G G S, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
bored of that now
who's your favourite member of the Swedish royal family? I'd throw one up that HRH Princess Madeleine Thérèse Amelie Josephine, Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland if I had to. I hear she's a right goer.

alt: blah fucking blah

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
shut up Frank you prick

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
212 days to christmas

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
shut up Frank you prick

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
(links to) pics or
GTFO
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 25 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
well I figure if I just sit here and wait a bit you'll manage to use google image search all on your own

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
fuck that shit
you brought it up.. BRING IT
cunt
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 25 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
Anni-Frid

(E G G S, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
fuck off Frank
I've just had a splendid job interview, I seem to be tanning, I'm cooking steak and I have lots of beer.

Tomorrow I am going to visit friends in Nottingham, where we will eat food and drink beer, maybe even jam a tune or two.

Public Image Ltd's new album is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
Good for you!
I've already had some nice beer and am currently eating a SUPERLATIVE steak.

Peppercorns, cognac, cream - you know the drill.

Aw yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
ah yes
I'm casseroling horrible cheap steak in red wine, onion, garlic, mushroom, mustard etc on a very slow heat.

The juices thereof will go into a peppercorn and cheese sauce later on.

Should be falling apart and delicious by the time I get around to eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
Dude, sweet!
Sweet, dude!

Etc.

I had mushrooms too, picked 'em myself. They're out well early this year.

OMG FOOD THREAD yeah deal with it, wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
Sounds nice
I've had this bastard cold/snots for a week now. Most annoying :( I have a load of beer in the fridge though that will help. Any plans for the weekend? Short back and sides is it?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
I've just noticed everybody in this thread is called Mr something.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
what did you expect
dickwad
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 25 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
bored of that now
can't be arsed with Asda, it can wait til tomorrow

alt: what's on telly?

penises
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
Fuck you I need an ice lolly.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
I got Haribo, fuck you and the horse you rode in on

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:38, archived)
fuck me, Momo's still on that fruit bar thing
£1.29 for two and he's nearly finished it, greedy feathered cunt animal
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:39, archived)
It sounds like you're overfeeding it.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
yeah, might take it off him
at the very least he'll get pissed off and that'll be well lulzy
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
Does he bite?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:52, archived)
no, he's well friendly and that

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
squawk
So far Frank, so far.
squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE I TOOK IT OFF HIM AND HE FLEW ONTO MY MONITOR AND SHAT ON MY SYNTH MODULE AGAIN

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
I'd stamp on him for that.
Or at least rub his beak into it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
thing is right, you can tell when he's about to shit
because he stretches his wings up then wobbles his arse around a bit then lets fly

so I saw him lining up for a plop and I was like Noooooooooooo but it was too late
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:58, archived)

squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:59, archived)
squawk
I want some popcorn, these fruit bars are shite
squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
you're going on fucking ebay

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
:)

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:59, archived)
except they don't allow pets on ebay
only stuffed animals
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:00, archived)
squawk
Yeah, I know what stuffing means to you. Dirty prick.
squawk
(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Fri 25 May 2012, 19:02, archived)
bored of that now
Momo's still eating his Tropical Fruit Peck Bar, he loves that shit

alt: off to Asda now

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
Can you get me a zoom please?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:34, archived)
I'm bored of I'm bored of that now

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:11, archived)
There should be something good on tv

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
old vhs tapes of me shagging your mother
filmed around 9 months before you were born
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
bored of that now
I'm off to Asda, need anything?
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
meat

(#1, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
gotcha, 2 lbs of gentry-class bionic blurter meat coming right up

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
If it's the one on Ashton New Road I'll see you outside in half an hour

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
it's not, enjoy standing round waiting for me

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
I don't mind the canteen in there I'll pop in for abit anyway ta

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:11, archived)
Definitely a day to go commando.
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 25 May 2012, 18:04, archived)

goo.gl/IVSXW
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
bored of that now
I bought Momo some Tropical Fruit Peck Bars, he's well fucking chuffed now, what did you buy for your parrot eh?

alt: pricks

etc
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
oh yeah, and some parrot mix and a tub of dried chillis

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
fucking £9.47 that lot

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
fucking food threads

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
this is a parrot food thread, it's different

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
the ones near me never come on the ground, they are shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
you're just bitter because rob hates you and you never get in the newsletter

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:18, archived)
dunno about that, looks like mono got stepped after my gaz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
Eurovision final tomorrow night, don't make plans to go out

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
i might pop out for tapas, got the kids this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
Do parrots like chillis then?
I suppose I would know if I owned a parrot.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
he fucking loves them
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UnOfcDE4mGs#t=45s
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
does your parrot shit on your head?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
he's shat on my monitor
and on the floor
and on the table
and on a synth module
and a mixing desk
and on a webcam
and on a coffee machine

but not on my head
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
can you get a litter tray for them?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
he usually shits in a litter tray, he's house trained
but yeah, he goes exploring sometimes and y'know, shits everywhere
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
if you got ill who would take care of momo?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
woman round the corner's got a macaw, said she'd keep him clean and fed if I'm in hossy or anything
so that's good to know, long as she doesn't start rummaging in my underwear drawer
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:28, archived)
i will rest easier now knowing momo will be ok, would he pull his feathers out? i've heard parrots can be real stress heads

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
nah, he's a conure, they're properly calm and placid
cockatoos get stressy or bored and start ripping their feathers out, Momo's too much of a happy camper for that shit

and I lied, the woman round the corner's got a cockatiel, I just didn't want anyone to do a strikethrough gag
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
i dont know shit about parrots, there were a load of rainbow parrakets on maggie island, people seemed impressed, i went got cunted

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:37, archived)
it sounds like the premise for a children's book

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:39, archived)
he slid a crafty one down the radiator too

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:44, archived)
A scratchcard
and a bottle of cheap sherry.
(betsy Eat the rich., Fri 25 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
A fucking big nappy to stop it shitting on my head lolololol

(#1, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:40, archived)
alright SRDV'sPBS
how's the gentleman of the house's bowel repositioning this afternoon?
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:44, archived)
It's a messy business.
I find Saturdays the hardest after the friday night port & brandy and Indian takeaway.
(#1, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
you're doing important work there
try double-sided sticky tape
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
I've got a roll in my tool box.
There's a real art to it you know. Not just anyone can do it. You need stiffkits and everything and it's not any old spoon it's proper gear.
(#1, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:55, archived)

imgur.com/sfAQD
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
no bookmarks left, sorry gonz, ive let you down

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
bored of that now
Wood Pig-1
2-can
3 Creeper
Mag-π
4-sant
black throated 5-r
wh-8-ear
arctic 10
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
mag
π
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
what

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
ooh nice

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
i can't the internet

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
nor is I can

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:51, archived)
let's name demonic tennis players
andre AGONY
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
tim HELLman

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
SCREAM-ena williams

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
Heinous Williams

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
andy mur-RAPE

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
Fred Peristalsis?

I'm no good at these.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
eddie the eagle edWARds

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
floHELLa benjamin

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
DEVILina McCall

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
Eric CantONEa

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
Bjorn Borganised crime

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
parrot parrot parrot

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
11t bird

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
6retary bird

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
9tingale

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
k8

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
bored of that now
what's your favourite thing about my parrot?
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
FEATHERS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
It's fucking beak

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
yes, it is fucking beak

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
lol

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
it loves the squaw-ral sex

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
It won't take long to cook at Xmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
alright Maffersfish

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
How do?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
pricks etc

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
It's not a fucking jew.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
k, gazzing the mods about this

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
JEW!

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
you know that bird chart thing you did, that would work for the number thing, so the places numbers come off the country numbers, it would still be shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
I don't understand what you mean.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
nor do i and i've only had a couple of pints

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
it's pure white feathered body reminds me of the purity i once had

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
but ... he's green and he's got a blue head

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
but on the bog walls in the pub it says 'giggly loves a cock or two'
GOL|D|
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
k, gazzing the mods about this too

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
fuck off, that's the funniest thing ive done in years

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
Do you drink in the Spandau Ballet Arms or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
it's low poly for a game, lol, /bored joke

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
panowie

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
slucham

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
because the parrots eat them all
geddit? GEDDIT? "beak" cause!!!!! lol
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
You should totally post a Youtube video of your parrot, Frank

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R193M2J5cCc&feature=youtu.be
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
YES!
Now we're in for something special!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
there's more
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RRXqJFn1B0&feature=youtu.be
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
parrot preening action
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI39cAV0GVA
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:12, archived)
I'm gazzing the mods about this.
We only like not-you-tube-links on not-links you fucking troll.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
Come on
He's funnier than Michael McIntyre AND Stewart Lee put together. That must count for something.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
Does he speak?
I don't know anything about parrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:12, archived)
blue-crowned conures aren't very good talkers
he tries to say hello and who's a pretty bird but it just sounds like shit really

www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/momo3.mp3
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
Ha..nice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
oh yeah, he sometimes makes like an orgasm noise
www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/momogasm.mp3
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
I know something about parrots.
They have ring necked parakeets in london.
And only a fucking prick would think they migrated there due to global warming.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
I heard they migrated there due to global warming

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
Yeah. Probs.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
prick

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
i'd love to find out where they lay their eggs so i could smash the fuckers, ruining my chestnut trees

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
what is up with the skin around parrots eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
Remember Parrott on here?
He was shitter than Adam, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
tough call, but personally i enjoyed upsetting him when his dog died, adam is bgn

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
There's nothing wrong with Adam.
He's an okay bloke. And I wish he'd return.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:12, archived)
JA, HBLC and Noit seem to have left in disgust at his treatment

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
I don't know, what is up with the skin around parrots eyes?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
it is old looking and saggy, perhaps that is why they try and act clever, distract fron their horrid eye sacks, what do you think? should i publish this discovery

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
see, conures don't have feathers round their eyes, you want an eclectus parrot, feathers all the way, no bollock skin round the eyes there

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
maybe i should do birds with numbers

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
it shits on your head lolololol

(#1, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
fuck y'all, I'm off into town before the shops shut
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
I call MODS by proxy.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
I like that he is comfortable with his homosexuality

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
crazy sour skittles are a fucking gyp

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
it, like most people on here, chucked one up your mum's hoop

(likeajackhammer, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
that it is actually baldmonkey in a parrot suit

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

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