morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 7:28, archived)

Cheesy quavers

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 8:08, archived)

*guffs*

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 8:20, archived)

Shit off

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 8:49, archived)

This is taking the piss now

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 8:50, archived)

Smeg!!!

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 9:07, archived)

Bellend fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 9:12, archived)

Regardless of my wishes
yes it is.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 9:33, archived)

good afternoon, wazzock's
how are we all? my back is fackin killing me today
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 15:52, archived)

I bought a wheelbarrow

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:03, archived)

oh wheelie?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:23, archived)

by the sweat of one's barrow

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:26, archived)

arseboon wheelbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:52, archived)

this made me do a small lol

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 17:20, archived)

lol poo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 19:37, archived)

+f

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:55, archived)

#mepoo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 0:14, archived)

Through the streets broad and narrow
Crying "cocksucks and bumholes alive alive oh"
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 19:39, archived)

I'm experiencing some discomfort in my ribs
I really should have gone one size bigger with the new bra
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:20, archived)

I have these odourless deep heat patches
they do fuck all, sadly

#OldCunt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)

I chose aesthetics over function
my own fault. Yes, my knockers look fantastic, but the pain isn't really worth it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:33, archived)

I've bought sneakers that were a half size too small before
because they didn't have my actual size and I really wanted them. fucking stupid...
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:35, archived)

I've only done that once
and in all fairness, they were green converse all stars that had clearly never been worn, going for £2.50 in a charity shop. I snapped them up with the intention of stretching them, but my nephew swiped them on me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:43, archived)

Well... they were only twopoundsfiddy

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 8:08, archived)

my ex had big knockers
She complained about back pain too.

I bought a different saddle but it didn't make alot of difference
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 17:36, archived)

I find that bending backwards over the arm of the sofa to stretch your back helps

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 17:52, archived)

So your ex is a fat biffer, got it.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 20:25, archived)

not just fat. she'll biff anything

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:00, archived)

B3ta, you mean?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:13, archived)

b1fta

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:20, archived)

That's me, as you know

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:35, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 22:19, archived)

she probably hurt her back opening the big door

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 0:12, archived)

+door
From all the gay sex like.
LOL
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 19:38, archived)

LOL

(piss and shit, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)

Haha, gay sex!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 20:26, archived)

haha, no way!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 20:39, archived)

Alright cunts

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 8:58, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 9:21, archived)

Morning smash mouth

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 9:34, archived)

Hey now!

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 9:50, archived)

morning swizzle nips

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 10:26, archived)

I got spicy stir fry noodle powder in my eye
That shit stings like a bastard
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 10:32, archived)

oh yeah, i was meaning to ask you how your date with the Schwartz mascot went

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 10:38, archived)

"I'm cumin!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:59, archived)

A great thyme was had by all

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:19, archived)

You're all very silly

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:54, archived)

Cheers

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:55, archived)

wild thyme, darling. wild thyme.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:55, archived)

HI I'M MARK COMMODE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:14, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:16, archived)

You fucking need one. Old cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:35, archived)

Needing somewhere to shit is a sign of old age is it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)

Yes.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:10, archived)

This is new and I don't like it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:32, archived)

not liking things is also a sign of needing to shit violently into a portable receptacle
excuse me i need to put my slippers in the oven
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 14:12, archived)

I have been known to put mine in the freezer in summer

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 15:30, archived)

you've shat violently in the freezer?

(piss and shit, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 20:16, archived)

you haven't?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 20:35, archived)

I wondered what those frozen pringles were

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 22:25, archived)

Deer shits resemble maltesers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 0:13, archived)

Siouxie and the banshzzzz

(piss and shit, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 14:50, archived)

I'm giving this movie 4 bags of popcorn

( $$ ✅, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 14:41, archived)

Anyone else watching this Russell Brand thingy on CH4?

(Planearm, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 21:18, archived)

Why don't you just switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 22:19, archived)

FEWER

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 22:47, archived)

WRONG AMOUNT!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 2:31, archived)

I like this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 2:41, archived)

Stand outside and look at your phone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 2:43, archived)

Why is my phone outside

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 3:16, archived)

whodis?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:14, archived)

Do you think with advances in technology we could go back in time and fire the cunt to the center of the earth so we never hear of him?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 22:37, archived)

Or simply prevent him from existing in the first place?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 16 Sep 2023, 23:36, archived)

I meant what I said

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 23:40, archived)

Oh,I guess that would be much more unpleasant for him, so I see the benefit of it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 Sep 2023, 7:53, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqB3ihHsnUk
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 3:36, archived)

Our survey says:...

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 18:12, archived)

"MiseryCunt is a gay spaz who loves it up his bum-bum from other gay spazzes."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 16 Sep 2023, 18:22, archived)

it's all true

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 22:20, archived)

never lick a beehive

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 18:24, archived)

Because a pig is a cop

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 20:19, archived)

Or better yet a fucking retard, like chagptard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 21:00, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 18:25, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 18:25, archived)

The Arabs, Les.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 18:26, archived)

Les, you are a prime little bollock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 18:26, archived)

*tragic Mavis Riley impression*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 18:38, archived)

b3ta, you mean

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:04, archived)

egg

( $$ ✅, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:01, archived)

SMEGG

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:11, archived)

It’s called dabbin’

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:03, archived)

BALLBAG

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:07, archived)

So, I hear Russell Brand is a rapist now.
Who'd have thought?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:10, archived)

I love being raped by Jo Brand

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:11, archived)

My Kinky Wink

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:37, archived)

b3ta.com/links/1608650
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 20:06, archived)

ffs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 20:55, archived)

FUCK. YOU. HEDGEY.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 20:58, archived)

Iggy zag ah

( broadsword, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:09, archived)

Iggy plop

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:11, archived)

🏄↙️🦈↖️

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 21:02, archived)

no love for dabbin' :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:31, archived)

what about these?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:35, archived)

Yo those be FEASTING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)

proper set of Clackers. you what? them's me Clackers.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 20:57, archived)

Morning
I did some mushrooms on my sickie
My head is in bits
Lol bits
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 10:52, archived)

not long til the new season eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 11:19, archived)

These were freshly picked yesterday

Still fucking wasted
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 11:23, archived)

I am calling your boss

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 11:44, archived)

I am on a break lol break

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)

BEAK

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 13:03, archived)

I'd have thought this late heatwave might have delayed them from coming out

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 14:13, archived)

#fungichat

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 14:36, archived)

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Get fucked
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 14:39, archived)

Why does everyone hate spanishfly?
Because he's a cunt.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 14:42, archived)

I wholeheartedly agree.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 14:48, archived)

It's been a banging season already for hedgehog mushrooms and chanterelles,
although they're the tasty kind, not the trippy kind.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 16 Sep 2023, 16:55, archived)

I didn't even know they were gay

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 17:33, archived)

I don't know about mushrooms
But I'm having a pint of tomato juice
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 11:43, archived)

Lol pint

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)

"What started as a regional down South adlib is quickly becoming a masterful maneuver in clubs and on street corners. It’s called dabbin’."

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 16:10, archived)

Tell your 🔌 I said hi.
That best not have been pre-ground.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 16:52, archived)

morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 7:55, archived)

Probably.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 8:41, archived)

woteva

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 9:25, archived)

I'll believe it when I see it.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 16 Sep 2023, 9:27, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 9:40, archived)

I'll believe them when I see..
Actually, no need, I'll just accept it.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 16 Sep 2023, 10:17, archived)

ideal. if i can get a few more people onboard i could start a church of bollocksology

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 10:33, archived)

I am ordained

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 11:43, archived)

you can be cult leader

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 22:21, archived)

Fucking HELL
I'm trying to find train times from a certain place to another particular place. Remember timetables? Remember how easy it used to be to find out what fucking time a fucking train leaves a fucking station?

Now I'm being invited to create my own timetable and save it as a pdf, rather than just providing a fucking timetable for me to look at what fucking time the fucking trains are.

Are timetables secret now? WTKFTF is going on?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:53, archived)

"I was plunging my genitals into everything. If it was vaguely pink, had a hole with a little heat in it, I plunged my genitals into it. If it had a back bone, I was there plunging away at it. I was uncontrollable. I was a disgrace and I should be ashamed of myself. I loved every moment and in many ways I haven't changed one single bit. A disgrace. I loved it."
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:20, archived)

Not the worst review of the barbie movie, tbh

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:39, archived)

Cliff Richard?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 21:27, archived)

Same with buses
I can get the times that buses leave town, but if I ask for bus times from Crosby, I'll just get the town ones again
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:38, archived)

I blame Corbyn.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 19:32, archived)

If the timetables don't make you angry then the fare price will

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 21:29, archived)

The UNfare price, I call it ! ! ! !

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 Sep 2023, 22:52, archived)

why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 0:58, archived)

This is the rage of the train

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 6:24, archived)

hi you bunch of colossal knobber's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 11:52, archived)

Just dropped half an pill in the spoons, Friday innit

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 11:57, archived)

top fridaying right here
off to work in a minute, not quite as much fun as your day but I do enjoy it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:05, archived)

Can't really feel it yet, might do the other 4 , lol

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:12, archived)

kinell

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:21, archived)

Well it was 5 for 40, or 10 for 70, and my mate wanted 5, I can't resist a discount

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:27, archived)

Any chance of popping some in the post mate?
I used to get 100 for £100 and then sell them a fiver a piece. Was fucking easy money.

Going home with pockets full of slummy at the end of the night wasn’t fun though.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)

I'm amazed you're not homeless by now, like that other failure that's come crawling back..

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:48, archived)

didn't realise your internet detox was over mate, how's tricks?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:14, archived)

Cretin

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)

Failure is a very subjective thing really, you're as funny as a facial tumor, that's a failure in my personal view, ymmv

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:56, archived)

You're right! If the tumor was on YOUR face, it'd be hilarious, and an improvement.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:48, archived)

Classic 'i no u r but wat am i'!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:14, archived)

I should have thought of that I suppose

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 20:19, archived)

wait that doesn't make any sense, you're an idiot

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 23:17, archived)

We don't shoot our wounded

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8384200
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:07, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383937
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:09, archived)

Put 'em out of their misery, it's only right.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:47, archived)

Your Mum?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:52, archived)

Winrar

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:26, archived)

Damn, I hope you find it. Those patterned carpets can be a nightmare.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 Sep 2023, 13:40, archived)

not that one leading into Central B'eef?
Forgotten the name already. The Jock Strap? A Hole in Two? Something mucky.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:39, archived)

Wrong un. Nah that's closing soon

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 23:30, archived)

Hello

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:54, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:51, archived)

In 1984, Lynott appeared as team captain (against Alvin Stardust) on the 1980s BBC quiz show Pop Quiz, hosted by Mike Read.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 13:31, archived)

Right Paed, more like!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 13:40, archived)

I don't remember how I ended up there, Lesley Crowther's name also turned up, someone I'd totally forgottten about, looks like Michael McIntyre, he's funnier though because he's dead

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 13:51, archived)

Ethnic cleansing is funnier than Michael McIntyre.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:12, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)

We agree on something

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:53, archived)

Lynott's father-in-law

(piss and shit, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:18, archived)

Michael Mckintyre?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:31, archived)

You get these back in town boys, don't you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:43, archived)

Ethnic cleansing?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:54, archived)

I never liked that show
Mike Read freaked me out for some reason
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:34, archived)

Yeah there was something a bit 'off' about him

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:40, archived)

A bit off?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fF9dT_7Jeg
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:43, archived)

hahah fucking hell

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:49, archived)

Still though, at a time when it seems lots of presenters 'liked' kids way too much, he was clearly in the opposition camp, he couldn't stand them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:58, archived)

Perhaps he was some sort of a fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:00, archived)

*whirling bowtie*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:05, archived)

You leave Dave The Hat out of this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)

have kids with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:16, archived)

1/7 I hate that fucking stupid quiz anyway
it can sod right off.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:42, archived)

post the link tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:50, archived)

I'm genuinely too upset to do that

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:06, archived)

so selfish

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:13, archived)

This Spanish football kiss thing has gone astronomically too far.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:55, archived)

Gene Simmons has a long tongue

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:58, archived)

Now that is too far!
I listen to talkSPORT (I know I know) and they had some stupid bitch on talking about how it was sexual assault.

I can’t wait for New Year’s Eve. Police stations are going to be fucking rammed. Stupid cunt.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:00, archived)

Have you considered beheading yourself?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:03, archived)

with a screwdriver

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:06, archived)

And a team of hungry rats

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)

I didn’t take you lot as a bunch of people woke fucking Bellend sheep.
To be expected I suppose
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:21, archived)

soooo hungry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:27, archived)

Why would I do that? Did I say anything that was incorrect?
Fucking Bellend
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:12, archived)

phillips, preferably

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:17, archived)

I will use a rusty hacksaw if you want. Prick

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:19, archived)

phillips, large gauge, blunt tip
and you have to use your non-dominant hand
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:24, archived)

Cunt's a paraplegic you insensitive swine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)

RELEASE THE HUNGRY RATS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)

morninging that bollocks down the screen
alright sleepy hoes
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 7:12, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 8:30, archived)

Morning
Thanks to the drop in temperature, I've had a lovely sleep
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 8:34, archived)

bollocks

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 8:44, archived)

Bollocks.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 8:53, archived)

Bollocks. Big hairy balls, yknow?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 8:53, archived)

Can you swing them to and fro?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 9:35, archived)

Morning bollocks

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 8:56, archived)

Pushing that Putin prick down the board
Alright cuntios?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 22:51, archived)

wounded while plumbing, moen 1224 cartridge puller shenanigans, currently getting high, yourself?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 23:11, archived)

Did you have the last bit in brackets, they don't supply any
You should have the following tools available to you before you start: adjustable wrench, safety glasses, flashlight, pliers, screwdrivers, and cartridge removal tool (some models).
( mongychops, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 23:20, archived)

Excellent advice.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 23:41, archived)

So it was you who made that video? Lovely loose retainer and a cartridge that almost falls out on its own? Strangely, my one wasn't like that.
This worked eventually
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 0:05, archived)

Can't believe nobody said what a great vintage that was for moen

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 2:55, archived)

Lol
I am going to be sick tomorrow what are your extended weekend plans?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:38, archived)

going to Iggy Pop's funeral

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:46, archived)

Iggy plop

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:49, archived)

fucking hell i missed this earlier and it actually made me laugh just now, I am definitely regressing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)

Not all bad eh?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:59, archived)

Is he a Spice Girl?
Or a member of Little Mix?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:19, archived)

nah Little Mix is that Irish dwarf boyband

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:50, archived)

Jesy was the best one

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:02, archived)

Iggy POPPED HIS CLOGS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:32, archived)

i think i may have gotten away with this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:32, archived)

Stop imagining my positions please

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 21:41, archived)

actual lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 22:01, archived)

I am sick now.
Incase you missed it. I have SHINGLES again.

Just like to keep you informed.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:51, archived)

I have Pringles
Does that help?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:20, archived)

nice one
have you got Blam Blam Fever by the Silvertones?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:52, archived)

You listen to some shit music m8

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:14, archived)

no you shut up

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:21, archived)

why do you keep getting it (1/2)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 23:06, archived)

I'm working

(Bou-, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)

Do a thorough clean and throw a load of shit away

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:30, archived)

Might have a wank about Debbie McGee.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:46, archived)

Debbie Alan
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:03, archived)

TITS MCGEE

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:12, archived)

Rather wank over Paul daniels corpse

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:15, archived)

That doesn't surprise me.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:21, archived)

Nothing does

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 18:26, archived)

Isn't she about 600 years old now?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Sep 2023, 21:48, archived)

Almost ripe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 22:03, archived)

i'm going to be hiding your get better soon medications

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:20, archived)

I have written myself a scrip
Morph and a cup of tea
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 18:04, archived)

Might drop an iggy

( broadsword, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 18:04, archived)

Gettin' jiggy with my iggy

( $$ ✅, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 18:54, archived)

Is Iggy Pop still dead?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 11:57, archived)

The Passenger ON CHARON'S FERRY ACROSS THE STYX

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 12:13, archived)

Fuck you Hedgey

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 12:13, archived)

sorry i was busy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 12:56, archived)

Busy FEASTING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 13:05, archived)

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
┌─────────────┐
└─────────────┘
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 14:55, archived)

👀🤡👀🤡👀🤡👀🤡👀🤡👀🤡👀🤡👀

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:01, archived)

I tell you what, you like to make arguments on behalf of your opponent, preferring to argue against positions you imagine they have.
At least, that's the position I imagine you have.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)

I just scrolled down, I hadn't seen that reply.
I have no idea what the fuck he thinks he's talking about.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:16, archived)

Have I mixed you up with another tedious cunt? Sorry if I have.
You are the one on links who gets upset about trans people, right? The one who hallucinates arguments?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:41, archived)

I just checked and yes, I got you mixed up with clinteastwoodbradfield,
sorry about that. In my defence, you have very similar personalities.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:46, archived)

I was wrong, but in my defense, I was right.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:22, archived)

Exactly!

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:51, archived)

aunt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:38, archived)

You prefer to argue against positions you imagine I have, gotcha.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:26, archived)

It's your own fault for being so unmemorable.
I was in fact quite unaware of your self. TBH I remain so. Which one are you again?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:52, archived)

You're trying too hard again

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 21:42, archived)

Must be my manic phase.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 23:10, archived)

brb kindly ignored me ages ago which has saved me from being reminded daily that wet eared dyspraxic double handed johnny gobblers weren't all removed from the gene pool in WW2 via Aktion T4

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 17:16, archived)

I like this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 18:50, archived)

He’s been a living corpse for many years
And his music is fucking disgusting
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 12:30, archived)

are you terribly upset?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 12:51, archived)

When he wasn't making much from the music business in the 80s he invested in Apple

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 13:06, archived)

no, apples

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 13:39, archived)

bowie invested in açaí, who's laughing now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 13:41, archived)

acai bowies are in a super food group
along with dope lemons, mango jerries and the cranberries.
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:58, archived)

No, surprisingly not

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 12:55, archived)

Everyone's still dead
If they weren't still, they'd be alive
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)

I int dead
@grannyweatherwax
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 13:16, archived)

Aten't dead

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)

gobble the kiwis?

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 13:25, archived)

Everybody is dead Dave

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:01, archived)

I wish spanishfly was dead

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:03, archived)

Do something about it then

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:50, archived)

Wishing is an activity isn't it?
Someone in the parking lot just told me Jesus loves me.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:25, archived)

I'm afraid he doesn't love you in that way, he thinks of you more as friends
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 19:32, archived)

it's a relief to be honest, i don't need any drama

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:34, archived)

I'm watching The Little Things on netters
the main chatacter is called Joe Deacon lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 15:15, archived)

morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 7:30, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 7:39, archived)

humnanly possible

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 7:48, archived)

Iggy POPPED HIS CLOGS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 7:58, archived)

You would say that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 8:57, archived)

Morning!

(Bou-, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 8:43, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 8:56, archived)

Morning you fucking tit

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 10:05, archived)

Testicles out Thursday
Keep the faith
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 10:07, archived)

According to my tests,
yes.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 10:11, archived)

+e

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 11:15, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 13:45, archived)

Did you know shingles is a herpes virus??
I NEVER FUCKING KNEW. WHAT NEXT??? CHICKEN POX??
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 10:15, archived)

Yes

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 11:21, archived)

I think everyone knew this

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 11:40, archived)

Guntsmeg

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 10:29, archived)

I sent you a private message

(Bou-, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 11:31, archived)

well it's not private now, is it?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 11:34, archived)

I don’t think he understands the concept

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 11:40, archived)

ou e
riv ir
+ ye scurvy dog!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Sep 2023, 13:10, archived)

fuck that
can someone tell me if iggy pop is dead or not? if he is can you break it to me as gently as humnanly possible, please? yes i do live in a cave and no i do not have access to the internet.

thank you in advance.
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 22:18, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 22:55, archived)

bum a shatterproof ruler with your arse

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 22:59, archived)

How long for?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 23:05, archived)

at least 30cm & until it snaps

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 23:10, archived)

Couldn't you have just given one answer so I could say that wasn't what I meant

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 23:16, archived)

yes.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 1:54, archived)

Bbc

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 11:02, archived)

beat juggling is rubbish
there, I've shot the elephant in the DJ room
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 23:57, archived)

Can you shoot the DJ too?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 23:58, archived)

still alive btw

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 23:58, archived)

me, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 0:00, archived)

oh. good.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 2:52, archived)

trainspotting.gif

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 6:44, archived)

RIGOR MORTIS, more like!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 8:07, archived)

There is a fart smell in my vicinity
But I didn't do it.

What the hell? Am I having phantom smells now? That's a sign of a psychotic disorder. I hope not. That's all for today. GOODNIGHT.

Boudicca Warrior Queen
(Bou-, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 20:19, archived)

Having phantom farts could be a symptom of DBC.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 20:43, archived)

What's DBC

(Bou-, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 8:59, archived)

dull beakering cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 9:17, archived)

You are a phantom smell.
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 22:09, archived)

-ll +g

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 22:12, archived)

I told you I had terrible wind

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 22:57, archived)

Hahaha

(Bou-, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 8:59, archived)

Alright Bou

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 3:13, archived)

Alright
You?
(Bou-, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 9:00, archived)

Alright?

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 20:13, archived)

SMEG AGAIN

(Runcorn shitty limits, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 18:55, archived)

Oh I do so love these accounts that just say their own name over and over.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:08, archived)

brb

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:12, archived)

It's fine, take your time.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:32, archived)

No you were meant to say "Mr. Tea"

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:36, archived)

Mr. Tea Time

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:38, archived)

No you were meant to say "Woodkovsky"

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 20:08, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:24, archived)

marginally more entertaining and intelligent
than /talk's top poster
(piss and shit, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:40, archived)

Whatever happened to GREAT FORUM BANTER?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 7:31, archived)

SHINGLES AGAIN

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 14:08, archived)

the good news is that this is the best thing ever
youtu.be/x8qYmc4X-T4?si=6gIZIqHPXuVFoi-Y
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)

unless you aren't me, in which case it might not be

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 15:32, archived)

the good news for me is that I am so it is

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 15:33, archived)

i'm you as well

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 16:06, archived)

#imu

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 16:23, archived)

the tv just shows static and his aerial's pneumatic

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 16:44, archived)

Cheese shingles?

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 16:27, archived)

delicious

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 16:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383968
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 16:45, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383849
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 16:48, archived)

no, ceramic tiles

( $$ ✅, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 17:06, archived)

I do like Pringles
Lol processed potato crap
Over salted with artificial flavours
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 17:07, archived)

If you keep getting shingles
It's a lack of vitamin C in your diet
(Bou-, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 18:18, archived)

That's herpes m8

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 18:24, archived)

I know you fucking Bellend

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 10:03, archived)

sorry to hear that sean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 20:37, archived)

I'm not managing
:(
(Bou-, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 12:26, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 12:29, archived)

not anag
( broadsword, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 12:33, archived)

Is it because Jean Boht died?

( $$ ✅, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 12:42, archived)

Brown bread

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:07, archived)

BRB KLAXON!!!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:08, archived)

🔔🔚🚨

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:12, archived)

( ´･ω･)っ✂╰⋃╯

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:20, archived)

🤡📯

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:29, archived)

IDGI
Because neither brown nor bread are racist words, put together they refer to food or being dead, neither of which are states of racism, so really I think you're trying to be funny at my expense but you've only highlighted your own shortcomings and the decreasing value of the brb klaxon, mr horrible.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 14:43, archived)

spastic cunt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:04, archived)

You seem like a lonely manchild, forever bitter over an otherwise forgotten internet argument,
forever struggling to control the temperature of your emotions.

www.scope.org.uk/donate/
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/if-youre-having-difficult-time/
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:12, archived)

or just someone calling you a cunt, doubt i'm the first

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 19:47, archived)

No, I mean you, mofaha specifically.
Your patterns of your behaviour strongly suggest that you, mofaha, are suffering from loneliness, bitterness, and desperation.

I think your trolling attempt is a cry for help. I'd try to help you myself, but you bear this deeply personal grudge against me and I expect you'd think I was just trolling you, setting you up for some public display of cruelty, by inviting you to open up to me.

(That's really not my style, but you really don't trust me and that's fine.)

So I provided the link to scope inviting you to offset a portion of your guilty conscience over your use of bigoted language against people with disabilities, and I provided a link to the Samaritans so you'd have someone (an actual person, not an AI) to talk to. Give them a try, they really helped me out of a desperate situation in my life one time.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 20:08, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 20:39, archived)

Tempted to call you a prick, but
I don't think that's the kind of interaction you need right now.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 20:41, archived)

and people say you have no self-awareness

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 21:03, archived)

And people say some mean stuff about you too.
We both enjoy an argument. Thing is, I like to know what my opponent's argument actually is, so I can respond to it with some degree of accuracy and effort. You like to make arguments on behalf of your opponent, preferring to argue against positions you imagine they have.

So please don't assume an air of superior awareness around me, porky.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 21:58, archived)

I meant aunt, sorry :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 1:07, archived)

Lol got you mixed up with another dull cunt, soz.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 14 Sep 2023, 16:54, archived)

Jean TOT!
jajajaja
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:35, archived)

neither's my manager

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:32, archived)

You're definitely trying.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:33, archived)

Cos of the aliens innit

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:33, archived)

I'm not caring

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:51, archived)

Try micromanaging

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:54, archived)

I tried that but it's really small and fiddly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:56, archived)

you really are an silly sausage

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 22:10, archived)

Post morning morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:30, archived)

Pre-emptive lunch thread
Billy japper, vodka and Smarties
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:36, archived)

Don't put the blue ones down your japper
You glue those to your balls for decoration.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:53, archived)

+Super

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:57, archived)

SUPERBALLS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 12:06, archived)

SUPERYOU!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:25, archived)

Post anal leakage

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:48, archived)

I've got terrible wind this morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:53, archived)

Liking this

(Bou-, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 15:37, archived)

Post Man Pat

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:58, archived)

Can't be any worse than Post Malone.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 Sep 2023, 14:19, archived)

GUNTSTAI'N

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:54, archived)

Bit rude really

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 10:58, archived)

The guy is a wanker, what do you expect

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 12:21, archived)

How awful.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 12:03, archived)

Fuck of

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 12:22, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 12:03, archived)