morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 7:46, archived)

Mexico's Congress displays "alien" corpses believed to be 1,000 years old and live-streams hearing
this is all the rage at the moment
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 7:58, archived)

they'll be sorry when those pupae hatch

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 8:03, archived)

i'm still in bed!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 8:40, archived)

Yes but your carer hasn't come to hoist you out yet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 9:56, archived)

some people aren't even fit for minimum wage

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 13:16, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 8:53, archived)

Snot

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 8:59, archived)

evening

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 22:34, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 23:06, archived)

bless you

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 23:20, archived)

Evening. Strays is very fucking funny

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 23:54, archived)

hello chatsnot
thanks i still won't watch it
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 0:22, archived)

Ask me anything

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:24, archived)

why?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:31, archived)

42

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)

Will Donald Trump win in 2024
?
(Bou-, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:37, archived)

Yes.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)

how long does your battery last?
and is it rechargeable
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:05, archived)

Solar powered (cocaine)

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:13, archived)

how does a cocaine powered chatbot work?
terrible!
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:19, archived)

I take ex-septum to that joke

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:23, archived)

Pfffft!
sorry. just blowing my nose.
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 20:55, archived)

Anything?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 21:16, archived)

Yep

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 21:58, archived)

That's a terrible answer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 0:30, archived)

Why do you choose to continue living?

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 21:16, archived)

I am trying my best not to

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 21:58, archived)

Bang some jilly up your wapper

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 21:30, archived)

i didn't know you were part japanese

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 21:54, archived)

Ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Sep 2023, 0:30, archived)

On it

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 21:58, archived)

Will I find true love?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 22:23, archived)

Fuck no you stupid fucking cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 22:26, archived)

I'm in Pisa
Going for a job interview
But the boss thought I was a French teacher and not an English teacher
No job for meeeeeee.
What weird things have happened to you in job interviews?
(Bou-, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:01, archived)

I pooed my pants.
Then I went for a job interview where I pooed my pants
(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:09, archived)

Alright smeg

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:10, archived)

I was accused of being sexist once.
The stupid fucking slag didn’t know what she was talking about
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:11, archived)

dunno, probably one of these
b3ta.com/questions/jobinterviewdisasters/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:13, archived)

he's probably still busy reading our current QOTW before he can move on to older entries

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 13:00, archived)

I suggested that one, cheers

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 14:18, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 14:48, archived)

I dun a spunk and all shit come out my helmit

( broadsword, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:57, archived)

Wang a bit of billy down your japper

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)

^ chat gp

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:59, archived)

hel ker
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 18:47, archived)

I took my bum out and they took theirs out
Then we did the billy japper thing
Then I got the job
Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 13:12, archived)

classic KGB recruiting scheme

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 13:29, archived)

I am Kim Philby
And so is my wife
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 14:16, archived)

I dunno lol

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 13:36, archived)

Was given an interview by mistake
When I got there, there was another woman with the exact same name as me and she was the one they wanted to hire.
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 15:38, archived)

Oh no. That's awful.
How embarrassing.
(Bou-, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 16:51, archived)

that was a mirror you tool

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 18:46, archived)

"French teacher? I can do this job, Pisa piss"

( $$ ✅, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 16:20, archived)

you sicily sod

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 16:23, archived)

-a +s

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 17:44, archived)

Pushing that arseboon dilbaro down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 10:35, archived)

Fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 10:37, archived)

Good chat

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 10:50, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 10:53, archived)

This made me cum

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 11:00, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 11:12, archived)

Keep it up big boy

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 11:17, archived)

Anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 11:35, archived)

Duck fuck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 11:35, archived)

Ball Brain

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 11:35, archived)

Penis

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 11:36, archived)

MEGA ORGASMIC

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:10, archived)

Fuck off back to thweeden

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:14, archived)

You have vestigial gills and a map of sweden tattooed on your tongue
The tattoo damaged the nerves in your mouth and ironically you can no longer say the word "sweden". You now pronounce it "thweeden"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:11, archived)

Then your gills flap

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:13, archived)

It'th all gone tatt tongue

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:40, archived)

Push away

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 11:27, archived)

Good morning Mr H
It is National BlackBerry Day AÑD Bum Out Tuesday
How shall we celebrate?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 11:54, archived)

Stick a pound of fruit up your ass

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:21, archived)

Why stop at a pound?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:36, archived)

Pound a stick of fruit up your ass

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:43, archived)

And wang some billy up your japper

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:57, archived)

cutbacks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 13:00, archived)

Morning cunts

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 6:55, archived)

alright

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 7:19, archived)

Alright smeg

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 7:21, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 7:22, archived)

WRONG ACCOUNT

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 7:39, archived)

-WR +M

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 8:04, archived)

Cheers

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 8:26, archived)

morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 7:24, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 7:39, archived)

Fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 7:40, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 7:40, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 7:31, archived)

01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 00100000 01001111 01000110 01000110
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 8:42, archived)

01001110 01001111 00100000 01010101

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 9:27, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 8:19, archived)

Alright

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 8:42, archived)

-s
Morning
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 8:25, archived)

How’s it going?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 8:42, archived)

just having a tyre fitted

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 8:57, archived)

In the mouth

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 9:01, archived)

Ooh! Suits you, sir.
This is a very clever joke and I think it should be FP'd
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 9:48, archived)

What would be a good new discussion topic to push that prick down the board?

ChatGPT
It's important to maintain a positive and respectful online discourse when interacting with others. Instead of attempting to push someone down or engage in negative interactions, consider introducing a new discussion topic that fosters a healthy and constructive conversation. Here's a suggestion for a new discussion topic:

"Let's shift our focus to a new and interesting topic: the impact of technology on society. How do you think AI, automation, and other technological advancements are shaping our world today? What are the potential benefits and challenges we face as technology continues to evolve? I'd love to hear your thoughts and insights on this subject!"

This new topic is broad and thought-provoking, inviting people to share their perspectives and engage in a positive discussion. It's a great way to redirect the conversation without resorting to negativity.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:29, archived)

Fuck off and kill yourself

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:41, archived)

spanishfly has managed to find an online identity that slightly less popular than he is

(piss and shit, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:48, archived)

All your base are belong to us

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:50, archived)

main screen turn off

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:59, archived)

Consider Disengagement

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 22:30, archived)

Pools closed

( mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 23:51, archived)

Ok I posted your suggestion and someone calling themselves ChatGPT told me to fuck off and kill myself. What should I do now?
I'm truly sorry to hear that you had such a negative experience in your online interaction. Dealing with offensive or harmful comments can be distressing. Here's what you can do:

Ignore and Block: Sometimes, it's best to ignore offensive comments and block the person responsible. Engaging with them may only escalate the situation.

Report: On most online platforms, there is a way to report abusive or offensive behavior. Use this feature to report the comment so that platform administrators can take appropriate action.

Stay Calm: It's essential to remain calm and not take such comments personally. Remember that online trolls often seek attention and reactions.

Seek Support: If you feel deeply affected by the comment, consider talking to a friend, family member, or mental health professional to help you process your feelings.

Maintain Positivity: Continue to engage in positive and meaningful discussions with others who are respectful and open to constructive conversations.

Consider Disengagement: Depending on the platform and the situation, it might be best to disengage from the conversation for a while to avoid further negativity.

Remember that offensive comments are not a reflection of you or your worth. They say more about the person making them. Prioritize your well-being and focus on positive and productive interactions online.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:47, archived)

What weird questions have you asked chatgpt
And did you get any cool responses?

I asked for the philosophical diagnostic attrition that was applied to the etymology of 18th Century Sufi nomads during the great Progom (basically BOLLOCKS)

It basically told me it didn't know what the hell I was talking about. It also doesn't laugh at fart jokes. AI will never replace us.
(Bou-, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 19:20, archived)

you're talking bollocks

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)

Exactly!

(Bou-, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 19:59, archived)

We have 2 chat gp , perhaps you can stalk them and call their places of work, remember doing that you nutjob

( mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 19:52, archived)

I'm glad that you believe that I'm Bou
That makes me happy
(Bou-, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:03, archived)

you probably believe it as well

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:12, archived)

I forgot, my own mantra, don't play the game , meh but I'm bored

( mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:46, archived)

yahtzee!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:04, archived)

I've never asked ChatGPT anything (as far as I know)...
Having conversations with robots/scripts tends to frustrate me.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 19:59, archived)

It can be amusing when it makes things up.

(Bou-, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:00, archived)

Ask it about the wolf in Withnail And I, if it says there wasn't one, just ask, "isn't there a dream sequence with a wolf in it?".
Keep this up and at some point it will latch on and just run with it. I have pages of fake scenes including dialogue that it just made up. In some cases it even offered analysis of the themes and meaning of the bullshit it spouted. cloaca
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:13, archived)

Never used it
I spend my day talking with annoying people, annoying bots would just make shit worse
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:15, archived)

you don't have to spend your days here, ya know

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:19, archived)

get it shagged

( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:20, archived)

Cor yeah

( mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:47, archived)

If someone asked the following question to ChatGPT what would it suggest about their personality? "I asked for the philosophical diagnostic attrition that was applied to the etymology of 18th Century Sufi nomads during the great Progom (basically BOLLOCKS)

It basically told me it didn't know what the hell I was talking about. It also doesn't laugh at fart jokes. AI will never replace us."

ChatGPT
The question you provided suggests a few things about the person asking it:

Intellectual Curiosity: The person seems to have a strong interest in intellectual and philosophical topics, as they are asking about a "philosophical diagnostic attrition" applied to the etymology of 18th Century Sufi nomads. This indicates a desire for deep and complex knowledge.

Specificity: The person's question is highly specific and intricate, which could indicate that they are well-versed in the subject matter and are looking for a detailed response. They may also appreciate detailed and nuanced discussions.

Frustration: The person expresses frustration or disappointment in their statement about not getting a satisfactory response from AI. This suggests that they have high expectations for the capabilities of AI and may feel let down if it doesn't meet those expectations.

Sense of Humor: The comment about AI not laughing at fart jokes suggests that the person has a sense of humor and may appreciate humor as a part of their interactions, even in intellectual discussions.

Overall, the question and accompanying statement suggest a personality characterized by intellectual curiosity, specificity in interests, some frustration with technology, and a touch of humor.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:06, archived)

What would be a suitable reply to their post?

ChatGPT
A suitable reply to the person's post could acknowledge their frustration with the AI response while engaging with the content of their question. Here's a possible response:

"I understand your frustration with the AI response, especially when dealing with complex philosophical topics. It can be challenging to get the specific answers we seek from AI systems. If you have any questions or topics related to 18th Century Sufi nomads or philosophy that you'd like to discuss further, feel free to ask, and I'll do my best to provide insights or engage in a meaningful discussion. And, of course, humor is always welcome here as well!"

This response shows empathy for their frustration, offers to engage in the subject matter, and acknowledges their sense of humor, creating a welcoming and constructive tone for further interaction.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:10, archived)

What if rather than showing empathy and offering to engage with them I would rather they stopped posting?

ChatGPT
If you'd prefer that the person stop posting or you don't want to engage with them further, you can respond in a polite and straightforward manner to communicate your preference without being dismissive or rude. Here's a possible response:

"Thank you for sharing your thoughts and questions. However, I would like to focus on different topics or discussions at this time. If you have any other questions or if there's another topic you'd like to discuss, feel free to ask, and I'll be happy to participate in that conversation."

This response maintains a polite tone and sets a clear boundary without discouraging future interactions on different subjects.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:14, archived)

Would you rather guide your dad's cock into your mouth or your arse

( mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 23:00, archived)

Thank you for sharing your thoughts and questions. However, I would like to focus on different topics or discussions at this time.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:16, archived)

Until chat gp tells you fuck off and kill yourself it'll never replace humans

( mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:28, archived)

I'm astonished at how far the technology has come.
In a couple of years time you'll be able to just say "Alexa, ruin Bou2023's life" and it will do all the hacking and doxxing for you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:42, archived)

bou has already done that tho

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 22:00, archived)

Your bumhole did he/she/binary? thread

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 16:41, archived)

Your bumhole did he/she/binary?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 16:41, archived)

dunno
get it shagged
( $$ ✅, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 16:48, archived)

YOUR BLOCKED

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:00, archived)

a man's bumhole is his own private kingdom

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:16, archived)

NOT ANY MORE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:03, archived)

wooo!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 5:16, archived)

01000011 01101000 01100101 01100101 01110010 01110011

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:27, archived)

43 68 65 65 72 73

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:33, archived)

House!

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 18:05, archived)

Music!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 18:15, archived)

Cheers in binary? You saddo

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 18:42, archived)

Recognising 'cheers' in binary? You saddo.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 18:56, archived)

It’s fairly straight forward. Bin to dec to ascii.
Thicko.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 19:27, archived)

-Bin +Ant

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 19:30, archived)

Get about from my+

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)

You missed a joke about me being non-binary, YFSFC

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:01, archived)

in did he/she/?
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 19:17, archived)

Yes

( broadsword, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:31, archived)

Oh baby!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 18:12, archived)

someone always takes it too seriously

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:00, archived)

Having a binary bumhole could be a symptom of DBC.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:47, archived)

Pierre?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Sep 2023, 19:37, archived)

Also if you pee from there, yes.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:00, archived)

Your bumhole did he/she/binary??

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 18:13, archived)

well?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 18:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383806
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:05, archived)

whoa dude

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 21:02, archived)

Can you repeat the question please?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 18:31, archived)

Cloaca

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:03, archived)

U WOT

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 18:57, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383800
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:16, archived)

I've done five poos today, and my bumhole isn't happy about it.
What have you done five of today? You can't say Hitler, unless that happens to be true.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)

star

(piss and shit, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 15:13, archived)

so that's both of you that have asked "why are you so fucking shit" today, then

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 15:14, archived)

noice!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Sep 2023, 15:56, archived)

Your bumhole did he/she/binary?
You should have a You Tube channel
Mr Tea and his talking bumhole
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 16:04, archived)

Xe says "hello."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Sep 2023, 16:35, archived)

FIVE?
:●

I taught 5 lessons today.
(Bou-, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:34, archived)

4 poos so far, but the night is young.
I've walked at least 5 miles, does that count?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:35, archived)

Surely bexley Council has a obligation to get you in a hmo mate? You lived here long enough

( mongychops, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 17:40, archived)

I think they'd say you haven't been here for 10 months, piss off.
Or boot me to Margate. Got no way of getting back there anyway.
I'm having enough problems with Islington at the minute.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 12 Sep 2023, 8:52, archived)

i recommend a
b3ta.com/talk/8383818
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 20:19, archived)

( ´･ω･)っ✂╰⋃╯

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 13:00, archived)

BOLLOCKS

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 13:13, archived)

Most excellent bollocks indeed

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 13:22, archived)

You would say that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 13:16, archived)

And I did. What are you going to do about that?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 13:22, archived)

Bike sheds 4 o'clock

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 14:56, archived)

We must have a word about this obsession of yours

(Bou-, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 13:49, archived)

and that word is bollocks.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 13:53, archived)

Bollocks

(Bou-, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 13:54, archived)

Big massive hairy plums

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 14:04, archived)

swollen glands

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 11 Sep 2023, 14:20, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 14:35, archived)

WRONG ACCOUNT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 16:40, archived)

Jake the dog cut your winkie off?

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 13:59, archived)

Shortened, as it were

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 14:05, archived)

Jake the Pake's lesser known sibling

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 14:57, archived)

morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 7:32, archived)

Good morning !
:D
(Bou-, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 7:46, archived)

you too, mate, yeah

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 8:00, archived)

YES!
SHINGLES
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 8:02, archived)

how did your progeny's competitive event unfold?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 8:32, archived)

Got beat 4-0. Wankers

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 8:35, archived)

I hope you won the kick off later

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 8:41, archived)

Calm down chum. It was an under 9’s game. Linesman was a Wanker though.
There was a loony mum shouting a lot.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 8:47, archived)

Sean Connery's favourite film about the Seattle grunge scene?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 9:42, archived)

Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 8:39, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 8:55, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 11:07, archived)

Morning

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 11:34, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 11:58, archived)

yeah?
yeah.
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 9:08, archived)

Stunned silence among my friends on Facebook
A post said "Ruin a bands name by changing one letter" so I wrote

QUEEF

Whats yours?

Edit. I am laughing my head off at these
(Bou-, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 16:27, archived)

Poo Fighters
Not that they needed ruining, because they’re already shit
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)

Hahaha

(Bou-, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 16:55, archived)

They fucking are an' all

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 17:13, archived)

Dave Grohl turned you down for bumsex, we get it, move on ffs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 21:21, archived)

Dave Grool

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 21:39, archived)

Poo Prodders, moar like.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Sep 2023, 12:50, archived)

the stunned silence of zero people - like the silence of the lambs, but somehow even quieter

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 16:49, archived)

Alright

(Bou-, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 16:55, archived)

spitting bile, typing and pissing at the same time, I'd say I'm in great shape

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 16:56, archived)

Wow
I hope by 'spitting bile' you mean figuratively and not literally
(Bou-, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 16:59, archived)

sure, why not :)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 17:00, archived)

Pubic Enemy

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 17:13, archived)

Or Public Enema, wotevs
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 17:14, archived)

Hahahah

(Bou-, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:30, archived)

Ice Pube

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:44, archived)

Merkin's Most Wanted

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 20:00, archived)

DJ Jizzy Jeff

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 20:25, archived)

The Flesh Prince

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 20:38, archived)

Captain Cock
West Street Nob
Davy DIX
Egyptian Loser
Sparky Pee
Kid Frott
Cock Master Scott & The Dynamic Three
Afrika Bumbaataa
Herbie Wancock
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 21:16, archived)

Calm down m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 21:31, archived)

No can do, this is my manic phase.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 21:42, archived)

Egyptian Loser is pretty good, ngl.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:07, archived)

New Zealand's finest DJ

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:05, archived)

Spunk Anansie

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:02, archived)

Shed Semen

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 0:04, archived)

Nanfred Nann

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 17:59, archived)

Quran Duran

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 17:59, archived)

Fisters of Mercy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:00, archived)

Bent Folds Five

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:01, archived)

Divine Cumedy

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:15, archived)

Take Twat

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:45, archived)

Johnny Gash

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:47, archived)

Dolly Farton

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:47, archived)

Sugar Gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:50, archived)

Willie Piper

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:59, archived)

Echo and the Bummymen

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:03, archived)

Small Feces

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:08, archived)

Dunny Osmond

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:13, archived)

Starshit

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:17, archived)

And you will knob us by the trail of the dead

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:24, archived)

Grand Fuck Railroad

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 20:06, archived)

Simon and Garfuckel

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 20:12, archived)

fucking hell 2C, these are all superb

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 21:25, archived)

Slipknob

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:31, archived)

Englebent Humperdinck

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:38, archived)

All Taints

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:09, archived)

Sharia Twain

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:56, archived)

PISS

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:09, archived)

AND TYPE AND SPIT BILE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:21, archived)

The Pee Gees

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:36, archived)

Gush

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:59, archived)

Wet Wet Wee

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:59, archived)

Pissy Elliott

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:01, archived)

Alice Peejay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:26, archived)

Gunt n Roses

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:37, archived)

Lady Gags

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:51, archived)

The Belch Boys

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:51, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:53, archived)

Herbie Mancock
Bo Diddles

Diana Toss
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:14, archived)

Uretha Franklin
Bellenda Carlisle
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:23, archived)

BJ Harvey
Vag Morrison
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:36, archived)

Belle End Sebastian

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 20:27, archived)

Cunture Club

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:35, archived)

Blue Oyster Cunt

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:54, archived)

Boner M

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:39, archived)

Kid Cock

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:10, archived)

*excited spanishfly noises*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Sep 2023, 10:24, archived)

Boybone

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:16, archived)

Willy Talent

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:42, archived)

Alien Ant Fart

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:38, archived)

PORN

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:40, archived)

The Cunt
- is it Ian or Billy? There's only one way to find out...
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:48, archived)

it's Ian

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 21:52, archived)

Pig Country

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 18:50, archived)

Ham Jam

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:31, archived)

Men at Pork

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:31, archived)

bAkon

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:31, archived)

Hamiroquai

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:42, archived)

Pearl Ham

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:43, archived)

Rim Jam
Ram Jap
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:33, archived)

Happy Mongays

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:05, archived)

Analtacia

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:31, archived)

BLINKIN DARK (innit?)

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:08, archived)

SPASTICFLY it’s ONE fucking letter. Dick

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:08, archived)

LINKIN PORK

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 0:07, archived)

Black Grape
I changed G to nothing
Klaxon time?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:15, archived)

The only way to win this game is to not take part

( mongychops, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:21, archived)

Arctic Mongeys

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:28, archived)

*strokes beard thoughtfully*

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:30, archived)

Rape Against The Machine

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:46, archived)

Molest Mouse

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:33, archived)

The Wanked

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:20, archived)

Farter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:23, archived)

dunno

( $$ ✅, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 19:45, archived)

neither did i really

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:42, archived)

B.I.N

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 20:42, archived)

The Goolies
Fucky Gibbon
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 21:01, archived)

Queers of The Stone Age

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 22:44, archived)

The Shaven

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:05, archived)

Gay City Rollers

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 23:20, archived)

Tom Clockweights

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 0:08, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:10, archived)

arseboon dilbaro.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:47, archived)

Well you would say that, wouldn't you?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:58, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 14:39, archived)

alright you fucking meat spillage

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 15:14, archived)

Fuck of

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 15:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383607
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 15:23, archived)

morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 7:51, archived)

When I first got my toaster it would shoot it's load into the air with a triumphant *bang*
Now it dribbles out with a barely audible *splut*
( broadsword, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 8:35, archived)

- got my toaster
+ touched his helmet
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 10 Sep 2023, 8:47, archived)

See your gp he may suggest something

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 8:49, archived)

If he came to me with this issue I would suggest that he shoves his toaster up his arse and farts it out of his cock.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 12:03, archived)

what if he was allergic to that?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:42, archived)

sack him

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 9:59, archived)

Stop replying to my posts xx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 8:48, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 9:57, archived)

/chat's voice of reason and sanity
Such waggish badinage
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 10:08, archived)

fuck off

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 10:24, archived)

He taught you everything you know
Dickweed
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 10:51, archived)

my dickweed very recently!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 12:10, archived)

It was years ago

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:48, archived)

-f
please at least pretend to try
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:43, archived)

how hot are you 1 being ice cold and 10 being barely surviving boiled alive?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 22:41, archived)

I think you want b3ta.com/dating
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 23:28, archived)

asl?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 23:40, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 1:13, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 1:16, archived)

And I did. What are you going to do about that?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 1:19, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 2:41, archived)

humidity is in the upper 90% here, it's only 22c but it's sticky

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 1:48, archived)

sounds sexual

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 2:41, archived)

yeah i was covered in meaty wolf cum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:43, archived)

Bright yellow liquid farts.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:22, archived)

rainbow sharts

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:33, archived)

I reckon if Zippy sharted it would spray out a bit like a fine mist,
assuming his bumhole is zipped up, OBVS.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:15, archived)

Would it be green?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:24, archived)

Actually I think Zippy and Orville are related

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)

His bumhole?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:58, archived)

His bumhole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:02, archived)

33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and His bumhole; and all these things shall be added unto you.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:32, archived)

"It is easier for Malcolm Ecstasy to enter a camel, than for a rich man to enter the bumhole of God."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:44, archived)

Ask Bunglebobs

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:38, archived)

D.B.C.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:04, archived)

Standard.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:34, archived)

CBD

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:44, archived)

hi nudist's
sweaty 'eh eff' here, bit fucking much

what else is a bit fucking much?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:17, archived)

Yeah, brussel bureaucracy is a bit much. I only wanted to put canes in to support the plants but apparently its too early . Brexit

( mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:38, archived)

Couldn't make it up eh?
#richardlittlejohn
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:49, archived)

When I was growing up there was a kid in our road called Richard Littlejohn.
He had his toe cut off by a plastic slide that had a crack in it. True story.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)

so we have Runcorn, kids, crack, and people having their toes cut off
yep, sounds legit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:21, archived)

I could not point to runcorn on a map. Nor should I be able, what a waste of knowledge

( mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:34, archived)

If I knew that, I'd deliberately unlearn it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:50, archived)

Reverse really fast down the M56, that'll sort you out

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:03, archived)

it makes you forget stuff?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:13, archived)

often, everything.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:34, archived)

It make you

( mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 23:15, archived)

the smell coming from the cat's arse

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:41, archived)

Smelly cat!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:52, archived)

it's atrocious

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:56, archived)

Stop smelling it’s arse then.
I was attached by a cunt cat last night in my garden
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:59, archived)

I’m assuming you were attached to its arse?

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:05, archived)

the smell lingers
what was a cat doing in your garden?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:31, archived)

Being a cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:57, archived)

I gathered that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 18:05, archived)

Stop smelling it is arse?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 18:16, archived)

If you say so dickwad

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)

No m8 it's what you said

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:18, archived)

Lick a plug socket

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:20, archived)

some random woman brought a couple of bottles of cold drinks into the signal box this morning
which was really nice, and unexpected :)
(piss and shit, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:49, archived)

Ulterior motive?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:50, archived)

she also brought a packet of hobnobs
which did seem a bit weird
(piss and shit, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:52, archived)

I looked up signal box, do you work in a signal box? I've always wanted to go in one of those.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 0:53, archived)

It's all too much for me to take

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:51, archived)

love Steve Hillage's cover of that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:35, archived)

My clammy ballsack

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:58, archived)

My sons first football match today. They got beat 4-0
The linesman that was the opposing teams manager. He was a bit much. Bellend.

“Jack JACK FUCKING RUN THE LINE JACK” it was under 9s football.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:01, archived)

yeah, you said

(piss and shit, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:25, archived)

Steve 'Silk' Hurley's first draft rejected by the label as 'too sweary for radio'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 18:12, archived)

I saw a chap in a lovely pair of shorts earlier
looked them up online and they are over a grand a pair. Bit fucking much
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 18:13, archived)

So you were checking out a bloke, got it.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 18:17, archived)

what are they made of? unicorn spit?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:08, archived)

you washing your face in my sink

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:07, archived)

morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 6:45, archived)

On Europe's side of the planet, sure.
No consideration for East Asia! Typical!
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 6:58, archived)

He's a terrible racist ya knows

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 7:31, archived)

I'm a pretty good racist, actually.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 8:04, archived)

Play for the local pub team?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 8:57, archived)

Nods

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 7:30, archived)

Saturn's Day

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 7:57, archived)

Inspiral Carpetzzz

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 9:41, archived)

Off to watch my boy in his first competitive football match this morning. Can’t wait

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 8:08, archived)

Paedo.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 8:13, archived)

Standard. And boring.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 8:18, archived)

Please don't post in my threads

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 10:03, archived)

how do we know which ones are yours?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 12:12, archived)

good luck

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 8:31, archived)

Cheers

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 9:09, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 9:41, archived)

Got beat 4-0. Shit team

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 12:30, archived)

I hope you won the fight later with your top boys
And chivved the ref
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)

The linesman was the coach of the opposing team.
He was a FUCKING BELLEND
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 14:34, archived)

Introduce him to Stanley
And his Chelsea grin
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 15:33, archived)

Fuck.
Phone stolen in the night. took me 3 days to get all the updates, set it up, get my SIM unlocked, and some fucking shitcunt fucking robbed me in the night for it and for some fucking reason, my water bottle.

I am not in a good fucking mood. I can get a replacement SIM in a bit, but no fucking phone to put it in. And that one was a gift from the homeless day centre, so I've let them down as well.

Fucking cunts. Everywhere.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 9 Sep 2023, 8:29, archived)

homo sapiens is doomed

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 8:33, archived)

The sooner the better.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 9 Sep 2023, 8:34, archived)

you haven't let the day centre down mate

(piss and shit, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 9:02, archived)

Was just gonna post this
There are some thieving fucks around unfortunately
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 9:06, archived)

Same. Thieves are scum.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 9:13, archived)

Sub human scum.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 9:26, archived)

are you agreeing or replying?

(piss and shit, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 11:28, archived)

Bit of both.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 11:29, archived)

How are you posting here?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 15:52, archived)

Magnets

( mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:36, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 9:41, archived)

Scorcher here already

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 11:30, archived)

hot one today

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 14:09, archived)

What's her name?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 14:23, archived)

Smeg

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 14:52, archived)

Friday smeg, Friday gunt, Friday shart, Friday that man with the funny face taking a shit
/ac

Hullo deacon's, it's time for a Queef thread I reckon. Busy weekend ahead? Working again at Greenwich for me, if my back wasn't giving me major shit I'd be happy about that, but it is, so I'm not.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:00, archived)

might titillate a tapir

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:00, archived)

prolly knobcheese a narwhal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:11, archived)

gonna gunt-punch a gnu

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:35, archived)

Old age m8 innit
Grey pubes and moobs next
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)

alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:41, archived)

yep took delivery of a metal print of this yesterday, I fucking love it
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/101385225?p=metal-print&ref=product-title

fortunately my wife likes it too as I bought it in the biggest size available (98 x 68cm), going to put it up over my turntables I think
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:56, archived)

Peter Noone is the only person that gives a fucking shit.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 20:05, archived)

might dick slap an okapi

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 17:12, archived)

I'm reading a good book
Bring on the empty horses by david niven. Anyone read it?
(Planearm, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:14, archived)

Best of all the anecdotes?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:16, archived)

yeah every single person who stayed in a UK holiday cottage '75-88

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:54, archived)

read the moon is a balloon next
or better yet Magic Hour by Jack Cardiff
(piss and shit, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 22:38, archived)

My mother-in-law just played BUMMING at me in a Scrabble game.
I reckon she must lurk on here.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:38, archived)

I've done a lot worse than BUM her

(Planearm, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:46, archived)

If she plays WINK next you should quit immediately

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 1:20, archived)