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Popular page this, otherwise your cocks will fall off.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 15:49,
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Waaaaay ahead of you No alcohol for at least 6 weeks, DVT tablets
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 13:07,
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It does indeed But it's still better than a blood clot getting into my lungs
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 14:11,
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Gettygetty fuckfuck (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 15:02,
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 15:21,
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This is a pretty faithful rendition of the tattoos around my anus.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 16:11,
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Daft Punk's original version, far better than the radio edit IMHO(, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 18:14, archived)
Thanks m8, you know I don't have time to go scrolling through threads.Just had a discharge summary that stated patient would like trial of CPR. I've tasked reception to book her in for it next week.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 21:04,
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Excellent.How are you going to stop her heart, get the staff made up like zombies and attack her as soon as she walks through the door?
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Morning morningGosh, you’re looking swell today. Is that a new bow tie?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 7:45,
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MorningThe food in Seville airport is nice but very expensive. I have miniatures of gin for the flight.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:36,
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Gin’n’Fanta it shall be!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:38,
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Changed my mindI’m such a flibbettygibbett
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 10:33,
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Get bugs bunny to give you a head massage while you're thereAnd yes this is a euphemism for gay sex
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:39,
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NaaahMay end up missing my flight.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:40,
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For fuck sake, just do it, will you?Otherwise what has any of this been about?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:56,
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This is Nike’s marketing teamWhen the coke has run out
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 10:34,
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Difficult to fit all of that on a t-shirt, to be fair(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 10:45,
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My foot hurtsHoping it isn’t gout. Hopping only possible on one side at mo.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:39,
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I need an anusI'm holding out for an anus 'til the end of the night
It's gotta be strong, and it's gotta be fast
And it's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need an anus
I'm holding out for an anus 'til the morning light
It's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And it's gotta be larger than life
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morninglistening to younger colleagues conversations today, I think I'm getting more right wing. Or just older.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 11:43,
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She'll have already had her dinner by now, Cheers.(
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 17:29,
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slow roasted nan wanknot really, pork belly
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 17:58,
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It's my Grans favourite.Tlipe. Hope you're hungly?
BRB KLAXON!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 21:22,
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Please state the nature of your racism emergency, citizen.(
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 22:19,
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It's chingrish BRB, please help us!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 21:55,
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All prices exclude VAT:www.diversitytrust.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/DTratecard_july_24_3.pdf
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 22:40,
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Nothing Too tired
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 19:06,
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would you like some of my belly?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 19:15,
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That would have been nice (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 6:34,
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Started with pateThen ox cannelloni and orange and brandy cake for dessert.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 20:57,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 3:37,
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Accidentally pulled my plonker, what's for lunch?(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 13:50,
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Great headlinewww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8q5mpqrvqo
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 13:54,
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also, I am of course seeing Pop-up Urinal Death at Infest(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 13:56,
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I dunno, sounds eminently explicable, his family are idiots and so was he.(, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 17:12, archived)
I just got ingredients for taking packed lunches. I don't mind supermarket sandwiches but they are just too cold for me (
mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 16:00,
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Yeah cold sandwiches are fucking depressing You don't want cold, slightly damp bread
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 16:15,
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A bag of peanuts Stuck in A&E, stupid superficial thrombophlebitis.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 16:58,
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Hope the person sitting beside you doesn't have an anaphylactic reaction, you MONSTER(, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 17:14, archived)
they're in the best placea&e waiting room for 12 hours before being seen
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 18:10,
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Nobody is sitting next to me They've let me come home, but I have to go back in tomorrow morning before 9
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 19:05,
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Accidently pulled an all nighter, what's for breakfast?(
broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 7:28,
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Bacon 🥓 (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 8:52,
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Banging techno and a fat line of coke(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 9:08,
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Chocolate milk was always a go to after one of them.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 10:28,
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I think soI just went to a catholic bar. It’s hard to explain
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 21:11,
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Did you perform the miracle of turning wine into water?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Feb 2025, 21:12,
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No but got two shots of brandy for €3.90Which was a miracle. Seville is a very religious town
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 21:21,
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Yet oddly enough, not remotely orange.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Feb 2025, 22:09,
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(That was an hilarious joke about the traditional association of the colour orange with Protestantism.)(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Feb 2025, 22:09,
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noI'm on bail and staying in a homeless hostel. It's simultaneously the most depressing and most interesting experience of my life.
I'm too mean to pay for hard drugs so I'm using wanking as a coping mechanism. Never thought I'd be knocking one out to Lorraine Kelly.
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 4:48,
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what the fuck Dickwhat's going on
Did you chib some cunt?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 12:02,
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They found my b3ta account and now I'm on a watchlist (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 0:43,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 15:01,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 8:46,
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hioff to the cinema to see a film about Led Zeppelin in a bit
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 10:10,
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I'm waiting for the new captain America to come out (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 10:45,
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Damn bigots (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 12:48,
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I love a bit of Marvel shite (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 17:51,
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What's it called? Wouldn't mind seeing that.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Feb 2025, 14:55,
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Food and wine is cheap and yummy here(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 12:52,
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Just pigged out on croquetas (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 12:52,
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You in Lidl?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 20:18,
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Did that need to be in all caps?Are you addressing the more elderly b3tans with their poor eyesight and hearing?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 18:36,
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Well I guess everyone must have gone out(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 22:07,
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Hiya fannie'sWhat's going on?
You can't say 'my nan, the game'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 14:39,
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Busy weekend ahead?Might go British Museum.
Might suck off a sealion
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 14:41,
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This is my favourite Thai spotboroughmarket.org.uk/traders/kolae/
It's fucking amazing
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 15:51,
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Ah niceThis place is pretty new, very small, family run. And within staggering distance, which helps
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 16:17,
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The only walking distance restaurants near me are all South Indianand they're shit
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 16:29,
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You have to Goa long way to find good South Indian grub.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Feb 2025, 21:05,
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alright Ross(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 20:29,
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yeah life is good What have I missed?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 17:16,
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Had this delivered today, possibly up your strasse riseaboverecords.com/product/trivialities/
Artwork by my mate who did my album sleeves and liner notes by another chap I know. It's a proper Cov fest.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 18:13,
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Shit I'm going to have to get one of those, it's great ehSuch a great label
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 20:25,
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Two euros for a beer !!!!Woo hoo!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 17:53,
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In work Coughing up a lung
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 17:57,
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I don't think it is, you know (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 13:49,
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I disagree (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Feb 2025, 12:06,
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You are technically correct.The best kind of correct.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Feb 2025, 12:10,
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Friday afternoon, no less.Arguably the third best afternoon of the week.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 12:13,
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Deliveries all day today, 'vark.Lots of going-to-the-door exercise for Old Man Trouser.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 12:40,
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Hopefully nothing too heavy or awkward.Got to watch out for your knees and back once you get to our age.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 12:41,
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No, just lots of small things, and none seem to have been put on the same delivery van...(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 12:54,
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Statement or greeting?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 12:31,
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Loved the first series, haven't started the second one yet(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 12:35,
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I started the second series two weeks ago, the third episode is available tonight, but I was a bit lost, it's been a long time. So I rewatched the first season this week, and I strongly recommend doing that unless you still have a fairly decent memory of it. It hasn't been a chore at all, I've actually enjoyed it a lot more the second time around.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 12:40,
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I rewatched s1 to recap for the new season as I knew I'd forgotten a lot of details,my concern is if they can make the more absurd aspects of the show make sense for want of a better expression as they are pretty daft.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 13:08,
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That was my concern too, I never watched Lost but I know what went wrong with it. The goats In particular, I was wondering if it was just some waki shite to keep it strange.
So far the new season has fit things together more than extending them, I'm starting to think it's tightly plotted and not aimless at all..
Also, not a fan of Ben Stiller's movies but I thought some of the episodes he directed in season 1 were really impressive. Just in general though, a lot of love and attention seems to have been put into every aspect of the show. It hit me far harder watching it for a second time.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 14:43,
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He made a show called Escape at Dannemora based on a real prison breakwhich was really good, the guy knows how to make decent telly.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 10:27,
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Morning We’re on a train heading to Granada.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 7:15,
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Morning mother, morning father Garolds off to, camp granada
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Feb 2025, 7:28,
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I hope you get eaten by a bear(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Feb 2025, 8:28,
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By which you mean a large man in a leather harness with a beard(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 9:59,
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Why would a leather harness have a beard #comedymisreading(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 11:56,
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you say granada i say granada(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 7:30,
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Do you?Do you really?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 8:16,
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What a coincidence! When I was young, we were in the Granada heading to a train.(, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 7:53, archived)
No, look around you garold, you’re still in the hospital.Please come back to reality garold, we miss you.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 8:58,
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Don't wake him up before we finish the procedure!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 10:42,
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We've almost finished grafting on the third head.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 10:50,
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Excellent! Now we add the wings!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 11:38,
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Are we turning garold into Tiamat?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 11:44,
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Enjoy the architecture and the other fun things there are to do in Granada.(
.Yeti., Fri 7 Feb 2025, 9:38,
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(, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 10:25, archived)
I misread that as Grandpa.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 10:27,
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Granada you say?Gets hot, pack light!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 10:35,
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It also gets very cold around here at nightFrost in the fields as the sun rose. Lovely view through the train windows.
Easily packable layers very much the order of the trip.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 11:55,
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That's tourism sorted (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 12:50,
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What the actual fuck is going on?Please can the US shut up and go away.
I’m having a lovely time here in Spain though so fuck it.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 19:31,
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And a few vino tinos an all(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 19:58,
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Ethnic cleansing.Really weird how little that phrase is being used right now, eh.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 19:42,
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What the fucking wankbank (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 20:02,
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I mean, sure, he seems like a dangerous lunatic, hell bent on hastening the end of the worldBut at least 2 or 3 trans women won't be allowed to play sports. So...there's that.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 20:40,
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"Shall we do something about all the school shootings?""Hell no, there’s a slightly masculine-looking woman who’s suspiciously good at hurdling and we need to act fast"
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 20:57,
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It's important to know who to sexually assault. Imagine how embarrassing it would be to sexually assault a male when you prefer to sexually assault females.
This is why genders need to be clearly delineated.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 12:34,
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don't forget that Dozer is also a tedious shitcunt
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 21:20,
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I really struggle to understand why people didn't see this coming with capitalism and trickle down economics. It was in everyone's faces. (
mongychops, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 21:10,
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Would there be any interest in me making a new AI powered version of Pr1ckb0t?This place is dead on its arse and I thought it might liven things up a bit
(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 18:04, archived)
Shouldn't take too long, I've already got a python script that calls the Gemini API, I'll just give it the prompt "You are a /chat poster on the moribund flebsite B3TA and you like to call people pricks"(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 18:06, archived)
I could give him a 'subscribe' feature where if you post "SUBSCRIBE PR1CKB0T" he will then add you to his list and reply to all of your posts.To unsubscribe you can simply delete your user account and create a new one.
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Would there be any interest in me shitting directly into anyone's mouth?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 18:28,
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you really know how to read a room(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 18:31,
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I'll pay you £10 to shit in brb's mouth(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 21:19,
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Shit + hitman = shitmanMaybe yours will catch on
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 21:21,
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This looks like a nice sensible and friendly place to ask a serious question Where can I buy magnets (not online as I need to do a strength test) please?
(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:48, archived)
The magnet store.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:54,
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In case you are serious, you would have to give us a region at least.But, anyone really serious about magnets would not need to do an in-person "strength test", because they would understand the units indicating magnet strength, which are listed on any decent online magnet retailer's listings. So, NO, I do not believe you are serious about magnet purchasing. Good day.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:58,
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No I really am, can you gaz me a link to the magnet strength list please?Willing to travel to London
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I will not entertain this nonsense any more!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:07,
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He is handling the money
He's serving the food
He knows about your party
He is calling you "DUDE!"
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:13,
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Well you've got 'Magnets R Us' of course And 'Magnets Magnets Magnets'. There's 'Polar Opposites' if you prefer to patronise independent businesses. Or you could just put your fingers up your arse, and see what happens
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:55,
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This is the best post of 2025 so far.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:56,
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What do I look like, a magnet magnate?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:59,
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:11,
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You don't need to buy magnets plural.Just buy one and then you can attract the polar opposite one for free.
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Yes, do this. Buy the biggest magnet you can legally obtain, then walk around cities and towns with it in a plastic wheelbarrow.You will obtain all sorts of free stuff - some of which will be other magnets. Non-magnets might still be of interest and could be sold on ebay later.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:25,
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I can't believe how ungrateful he's being about all this valuable information we're offering.(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:26, archived)
It's literally how I get all my free stuff.I would normally charge for this kind of Sekrit Knowledge for Great Success. He should really be at least saying thanks.
It's people like this that stop b3ta.com/talk becoming the Serious Business it was meant to be.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:29,
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I will ask him to buy b3ta.com.I am in his rapey-nazi club now you know. I read it on here somewhere so it must be true.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:36,
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Did you get a club membership card?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:19,
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Still in the post apparently.I am sure it will arrive any day now.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:32,
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Na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na, fucking stupid fucking cunt(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 16:07,
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I feared this would happen Thanks anyway you fucking stupid fucking cunt horse slasher bitch bastard bloody whore mongtard wanksmells
(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:15, archived)
Bit edgy(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:18,
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Posting to b3ta while on "holiday" is a good sign that it's probably going really well.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:33,
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Just go to the local hospital and strip out an MRI(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:02,
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Hey, keep your sexual nonsense to GAZ!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:34,
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Still one of the best band names of this century.I can't say I've ever heard any of their "tunes", but their name always tickled me.
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The floor recognises the Right Cunt Mr Horrible.Mr Horrible, your opening statement please?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 11:02,
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I reckon it's "bollocks".(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 12:28,
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easy lifeBig gardener's breakfast
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 11:48,
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alright m8Just booked 3 weeks in Nam in March. Shove *that* down your scabby japper
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 11:58,
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Please ensure that after you come backwhenever anyone asks how your trip was, you reply "YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE"
(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 12:03, archived)
bia hee, bia hoi, bia HA-HA!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:05,
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Remember to shout "I LOVE THE SMELL OF BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING", in the morning, at breakfast.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:09,
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g......n.....i....n...r..o.m(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 6:32,
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Once I saw a man poo in a pint glass(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 7:12,
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All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the toilet. Time to die.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 8:59,
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Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 9:19, archived)
So can I carry on flipping tortoises over in the desert now?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 9:55,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 11:51,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 10:53,
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Try it again(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 9:27,
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<s>saw</s> paid + to <s>in a pint glass</s> on my faceStill not working.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 10:51,
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This chatroom is shit(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 10:54,
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It depends on whether you're a glass half-full or half-empty kind of person(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 11:27, archived)
My cup runneth over(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 11:51,
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You should get two girls to help you with that.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:05,
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Then he took it to the bar and said 'put another one in there please mate'(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 9:18, archived)
Look, someone said "I dare you"I didn't feel like I had a choice
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 10:32,
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Ḡ̷͚̉̃̐͂͆̈́̒̄̓́͆͋̕ȯ̴̡̟͈̓͌̎̃͆̿̈́̎̌̾̀̍̋͌͘͠o̶̡̨͚̮̱͖̘͈̝͚̯͎͍̭̾̑͆̀̓́̏̍͆͆͌̈́̕d̴̡̛͙̙̲̫͙̖̘͉̜̻͔͈̠̫̽̔̋͒̆̿͋̿̍͑̈́̈́̊̍̕͘͜͠͝ ̶̭͔͉̭͕̦͎̞̬̭̩̙̗̺̼̞̬̞̣̆̓̏́̋́̌͝m̶̖͖̣͈͎͈̺̉͂ỡ̴̧̨̰̼͓̠͉̠̩͓̯͋̔͋̊̈́͆̆̒̀͋̽̌̄̃̃̀̚̕͠r̶̨͔̤̭͓̱̞̭͚̣̈̋̆͂͝ͅǹ̶̗̺͇̪̩̳͔̦̈́̆̂̿̑̍̑̆̆̏͌̑͐̀̕ͅi̴̢̛̦̼̻̞͇͎̗͓̖̣͈̍͋̀̋n̴̖͈̲̮̟̦̝̙͚̺̳̣̫̼̬̫͐͆̉̓͠g̷̠̊̈̂̎͗͑̍̈́͑͒̒̾͑͊̈́̽͘
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 9:53,
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Mīn nama is Jacob Dyer and ic libe on Brystole. Hit is fæger. Ic sounde swilce Barnaby Bear. Ic lufie Barnaby Bear. Æne tīma he ferde tō Frānce. Ic ferde tō Frānce. Ac sum cniht byrnde mīn swīþa. Ic ne lufode hit.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Feb 2025, 19:02,
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www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/s/mfe8c4WMEZ
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Feb 2025, 19:40,
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Mee am jacob dyer um mee live noleeya bristol. It sa fantastic. Mee sound like barnaby bear. Mee like barnaby bear. Wompa tee-tocky he went tah france. Mee went tah france. But some kid burnt myo punda. Mee didn't like it. (
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 21:22,
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DUH it's blatantly Huttese. In Gungan it would be something like
Mesa namen bein Jacob Dyer an mesa livin in Bristol. Isa fantastic. Mesa soundin lika Barnaby Bear. Mesa lika Barnaby Bear. Una time hesa gunnen to France. Mesa gunnen to France. But some kid burnen mesa neck. Mesa no lika dis.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 23:14,
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I'm not sure Lucas was fully aware of all his evident biases,but I'm sure he meant well.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 19:28,
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Mesa no like any of dat shit.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 8:34,
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Ok now that Garold's gone on holiday, we can all say what we REALLY wanted to say.What's your opinion on your fellow b3tans? Or just anything, really - do you have thoughts or is your brain generally empty like mine during the working day?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 14:47,
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I'm actually working tomorrow and Friday, for my old bossand next Thurs/Friday. It's a fucking outrage, I tell you.
To answer your question, they're a bunch of smeggy bellends.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 14:54,
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I can't argue with any of that.I hope you work as inefficiently as possible. That'll show 'em.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:02,
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I think they're alright apart from the ones that are not alright.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 14:59,
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Aw, thanks UToL.Or fuck you UToL. Depends which group I'm in.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:02,
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I second this answer, which makes it the correct one.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 19:38,
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I think they're all lovely and probably have smashing blouses on(, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:05, archived)
If you drew a matrix of lovely/not lovely and smashing blouse on/not smashing blouse onI would say that there are b3tans for all four segments.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:26,
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I've only met a couple in person, and spoken to a few outside of hereDoes this help at all?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:24,
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It depends how you define "help".(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:27,
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There’s no need to be such a cunt behind someone else’s back.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:45,
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On the whole b3ta people are a bunch of cowardly thickos with very weak personalities, desperate for validation.(
brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:46,
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Smeggy bellends it is, then.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 15:47,
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I like this one because it's bullet-point friendly, it would also make a great Powerpoint slide.On the whole b3ta people are a bunch of:
• cowardly thickos
• very weak personalities
• desperate for validation
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:40,
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Next abusive slide, please.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 17:12,
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All the bullets can expand too, with numerous subheadings which can also be expressed via Venn diagrams. Proper 2000s Powerpoint. Not like the modern rubbish with memes dating from after than 2010 that I just don't understand.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 18:08,
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i think deep down they just want to be gloved(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:18,
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I like them all except the beakering dullard, the bullshitting beaker, the lolwaki dullard, the bullshitting beakering dullard and the dull lolwaki beakering bullshitter.(, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 20:34, archived)
was tempted to change my username to one of thosebut decided it would be a bit beakerish
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Ok, I've posted that. Now what?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 12:15,
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Were having a pint in the Weathespoons in Gatwick airportHoliday ahoy!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 13:16,
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I'll post your mum a meridian If you know what I mean
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Feb 2025, 13:39,
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What's your 'hing?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 14:23,
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