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Hi piddler's on the roof, bit of late-nite queefery here
Digging into the old b-boy rock breaks about now
Like it or love it, here's Yellow Sunshine:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pffqxs3z138&ab_channel=LegacyRecordingsVEVO

Side comment: my brother and I decided in the late 70s that if a 'mooner' meant flashing your bum, then a 'sunshiner' meant the same with one's penis/scrotum. Fortunately for all this was only a theoretical discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:26, Reply)
penis/scrotum

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:30, Reply)
maybe yours will catch on your zipper

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:48, Reply)
*zip
you foreign helmcheese
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:51, Reply)
fuck :( THANKS OBAMA

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 23:39, Reply)
Don’t blame it on the sunshine
Don’t blame it on the moonlight
Don’t blame it on the good times
Blame it on the penis/scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:32, Reply)
3rd time lucky and off to bed
penis/scrotum Aardvark
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:49, Reply)
Most things can be blamed on me really.
It’s a good default position.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 May 2025, 23:15, Reply)
Our bin is as old as hour house so I was quite distraught when the binmen broke the lid
but I've repaired it and have been singing "I fixed the bin" to the tune of "I Saw The Sign" by Ace of Base.

How's your bholidayweekend going?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 3 May 2025, 16:53, Reply)
Hang on a minute!
Is the bin second hand?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:01, Reply)
Erm. Dunno
It was here when we moved in.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:15, Reply)
This guy gets it

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:27, Reply)
It’s bin ok so far

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:05, Reply)

ok so far ein Berliner
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 4 May 2025, 10:40, Reply)
Rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:16, Reply)
I refuse to answer this
It would be a waste of time
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:18, Reply)
Steady on queef
No need to be so trash
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:25, Reply)
Don't pedal nonsense m8
It's wheelie unnecessary
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:27, Reply)
Seriously though
Where have you really been?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:30, Reply)
Suckham

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:10, Reply)
Banbury

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:11, Reply)
Scunthorpe

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 18:15, Reply)
Kidderminster

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:15, Reply)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaxons
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 19:21, Reply)
Stepford

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:17, Reply)
Runcorn

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 19:48, Reply)
They're all in The North

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 May 2025, 20:08, Reply)
how terribly brave

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 20:48, Reply)
Stay about from hour bin

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:25, Reply)
Sweaty

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:34, Reply)
Where you wheely bin?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 17:51, Reply)
Seriously though!
FUCK YOU BPD
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:52, Reply)
Big Paedo Daddy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 17:59, Reply)
Alrite brb

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 18:03, Reply)
Big fan of drake I hear.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:27, Reply)
Garold Fixbin

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:09, Reply)
LOL
You made me spit cider down my japper
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 18:10, Reply)
"The Aristocrats!"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:12, Reply)
I'd make some terrible pun
But they've all bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:39, Reply)
put a lid on it trash monkey
also candles woo yay houpla etc
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 3 May 2025, 19:11, Reply)
8 years since I got a phone that wouldn't let me log into my old account

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 May 2025, 19:23, Reply)
you must be due an upgrade by now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 3 May 2025, 19:39, Reply)
To somewhere other than b3ta you mean?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 3 May 2025, 20:10, Reply)
there isn't anywhere
believe me I tried
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 20:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8420053
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:35, Reply)
omg 🀝

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:42, Reply)
My Ludwig forum is full. That alien robotic egg, need more servers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:35, Reply)
is this about the famous composer or am I going to have to look some of these details up to understand

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:44, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ThMmLVWZo8&ab_channel=Zoromes
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:16, Reply)
ahahaha thank you, incredible

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:34, Reply)
I'm sure I remember Quatermass a bit differently though

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:35, Reply)
haha i was just talking about that show a few weeks ago
first time i've seen mention of it in decades
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 3 May 2025, 22:15, Reply)
8 eh? Expect a very special birthday gaz from apis sunt apis

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:11, Reply)

s c
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 May 2025, 21:12, Reply)
I was just thinking about anal fisting!
I've seen a video of an entire arm up there (unless it was AI) and was wondering where it goes? Right up the poo tube and into the stomach... if so why does the stomach acid not burn the fingers!?

Asking for a friend

K thx bi
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:04, Reply)
LOL
bi
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:04, Reply)
the urologist was in up to the shoulder when i got my prostate examined, he wore a glove I think?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:30, Reply)
I hope you got the all clear m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:39, Reply)
I remember now, he lost the glove, i had to pay extra
a few weeks later I coughed the fucker up
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:39, Reply)
For his own latex error?
I forgot you guys have to pay for bumfun treatment
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:41, Reply)
I'm insured but there's a co-pay, so at the end of my anal fisting adventure I actually had to hand over a card and pay for it
Probably not great psychologically, being forced to pay for your own molestation.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:46, Reply)
but, you know, moles have to travel

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:47, Reply)
Pffffft
I'm going pub - byeeeee
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:49, Reply)
At least your doctors don't insist on wearing medieval gauntlets
#knightfist
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 14:48, Reply)
read this and immediately heard the all creatures great and small theme tune playing in my head

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:52, Reply)

ahahaha loving the way this implies (for humorous purposes, obviously, I feel confident you don't really think it) an understanding of anatomy similar to those who advise giving pills to cats by simply putting the pill into one end of the cat, as if the cat is just one uncomplex and very straight tube, similar to a sea cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:51, Reply)
i think what you have there vlad might actually be a sea cucumber and not a cat at all
i also think it's important to point out that medicines are often species specific, so that what is good for a cat might not be good for a sea cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:54, Reply)

lol. imagine a sea cucumber/cat combo pet tho. it purrs and miaows but also vomits its organs out when you surprise it
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:01, Reply)
oh, that's definitely a cat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:03, Reply)

ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:05, Reply)
Good morning, Johnny Nomates! πŸŒŠπŸ› Here's my humble ASCII tribute to the majestic sea cucumber — the deep sea's squishiest oddball:

              ___
         ___/`.-'`--.__
       .'            o``-._
     .'   .----.      .--. `.
    /    /      \    |    \  \
   ;    |        ;   \     |  :
   |     \      /     `.  /   |
    \     `----'       |_/   /
     `.              .-'   .'
       `-._______.-'___.-'
           \_     /--. \
          __||___||__||_|
        (((~)   (((~)(~)


(via chatGPT)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:59, Reply)

so beautiful in both concept and execution that I cried a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:02, Reply)
it's really good at cars too

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:02, Reply)
Love stops it from hurting
This goes for both participants
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 15:52, Reply)
LOL pants
TJ: there is a clearly very pregnant lady drinking alcohol and smoking tabs in the beer garden... what should I do?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 16:00, Reply)
Mind your own business
And silently judge her for deliberately forcing physical limitations on her child's life
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 16:12, Reply)
Oh good
I was right
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 16:19, Reply)
Anal fisting?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 3 May 2025, 16:52, Reply)
I did fail biology but...
I'm certain I can't take the baby from that orifice
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:03, Reply)
You're just not grabbing hard enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 May 2025, 17:32, Reply)
LOL rabbi
I bet jewish you hadn't said that!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 17:54, Reply)
SHOCK NEWS
That sex offender that got housed in my old village got beaten up and robbed by 6 blokes in broad daylight.

House not torched tho.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 16:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8445831
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 3 May 2025, 16:26, Reply)
Poor [redacted]. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 May 2025, 17:33, Reply)
AFTERNOON!
Fuck that "morning" shite, it's for has-beens and losers.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:04, Reply)
no it's 7am give me a chance

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:06, Reply)
Where's that then?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:32, Reply)
in the morning, duh
US east coast
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:38, Reply)
That's not even a real place.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:51, Reply)
I never said it was, i just said i lived there

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:52, Reply)
This means you are Fake News.
Mr Fakey Time Maker
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:14, Reply)
expect a 500-word missive in your inbox sir

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:27, Reply)

expect a 500-word Me-ee a-and
in your inbox sir missive Jones, missive Jones, missive Jones, missive jo-ones
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:37, Reply)
Worth it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:37, Reply)
^got a thing, going on

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:42, Reply)
Oh yeah, so it is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:11, Reply)
RUDE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 12:26, Reply)
*guffs*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:39, Reply)
standard

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 May 2025, 12:45, Reply)
CUNT-COMTÉ

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 May 2025, 12:45, Reply)
BOWEL BOURSIN

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:10, Reply)
evening or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:47, Reply)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:49, Reply)
Alt Candlles, I'd say congrats but I dunno if that's a good thing... :-p

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:50, Reply)
Meh
It's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:40, Reply)
lol n00b

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:52, Reply)
My old account is about 17

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 May 2025, 18:40, Reply)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:30, Reply)
rob hates this one trick

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:54, Reply)
afternoon
Nice long lie-in today, can confirm that Craig Charles didn't appear to be under the influence of anything. His "funk & soul" set opened with Lost in Music followed by Boogie Wonderland, though, so it was definitely more disco than either of the others. Good night though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:05, Reply)
He was such a mega gak fiend for so long that I expect he gives it a very wide berth these days.
I like his show on Radio 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 May 2025, 13:16, Reply)
Was he playing off CDJs or technics?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 13:31, Reply)
Bit personal

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:38, Reply)
I NEED TO KNOW

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 13:40, Reply)
He had a big desk thing in front of him with knobs and spinny bits.
That really is as much as I can tell you.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:13, Reply)
he had it all on his iPad

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 14:39, Reply)
The sign of a true professional

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 15:39, Reply)
new loscil album today, Lake Fire
\(α΅”α΅•α΅”)/
odd mix of ideas, interconnecting synth rhythms, drone.
a few great tracks, and one I really didn't like, there's usually one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:45, Reply)
You do? That's wonderful! Could you keep it for me?
My name?

It's G.O. Storm
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 11:19, Reply)
Not really, it's Queef Smegwin

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 11:19, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 11:21, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 11:24, Reply)
working today until 4
got to do a few hours on Mon also. It's pretty gunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 11:25, Reply)
Sounds well gunt m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 11:34, Reply)
GEOSTORM
I were right about that saddle though.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 3 May 2025, 11:38, Reply)
Knob polishers?
It's possible you could save my life
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 11:48, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 11:40, Reply)
Oh do pipe down, there's a dear

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 11:49, Reply)
might buy a pulka
Might buy two of these and wear them as shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:03, Reply)
Good idea m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:15, Reply)
That Kate Bush has a pair
she has some shoes too!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:43, Reply)
lol Bush

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:48, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:53, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:26, Reply)
we have a right laugh here
we don't, do we
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:30, Reply)
yes, no, maybe

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 13:44, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 5:16, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 5:25, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 3 May 2025, 5:55, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 5:56, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 3 May 2025, 7:43, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 8:22, Reply)
Shit and piss
Am doing it right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 3 May 2025, 7:45, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 8:23, Reply)
This tells me nothing!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 3 May 2025, 10:35, Reply)
Headache

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 8:34, Reply)
MORNING

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 9:09, Reply)
Please, just don't

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 May 2025, 10:10, Reply) 


 _______  _______  _______  _       _________ _        _______ 
(       )(  ___  )(  ____ )( (    /|\__   __/( (    /|(  ____ \
| () () || (   ) || (    )||  \  ( |   ) (   |  \  ( || (    \/
| || || || |   | || (____)||   \ | |   | |   |   \ | || |      
| |(_)| || |   | ||     __)| (\ \) |   | |   | (\ \) || | ____ 
| |   | || |   | || (\ (   | | \   |   | |   | | \   || | \_  )
| )   ( || (___) || ) \ \__| )  \  |___) (___| )  \  || (___) |
|/     \|(_______)|/   \__/|/    )_)\_______/|/    )_)(_______)

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 10:31, Reply)
Still morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 9:43, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 3 May 2025, 9:45, Reply)
It'll never last

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 3 May 2025, 9:45, Reply)
All those mornings will be lost in time, like tears in rain

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 9:48, Reply)
the eventual cold death of the morningverse haunts us all

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 3 May 2025, 9:59, Reply)
Like posts on /chat

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 10:00, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 May 2025, 10:39, Reply)
A tiddly two
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c75d0l092v5o
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:27, Reply)
thank you garold you are a nice man
3/7 Dog's breakfast, release the sausages
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:43, Reply)
4 🀷

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sat 3 May 2025, 0:13, Reply)
3/7 having a decent wank but then your mum calls you for dinner right as you finish and it spoils the whole experience

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 May 2025, 0:36, Reply)
well you've certainly spoiled my dinner

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 0:43, Reply)
[redacted] gazzed me and asked me to get everyone to leave him alone, I was moved to compassionately expound the Dharma for him.
Specifically, the doctrine of karma.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:09, Reply)
Just realised that records with an acapella are fucking pointless unless you have three decks, which I don't.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 22:14, Reply)
why three?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:19, Reply)
Because assuming you're playing an acapella over an instrumental track you need to be able to mix into another instrumental track while the acapella plays

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 10:06, Reply)
gotcha, well that actually makes sense, here's the thing though, acapella is fucking awful, so it's not really an issue is it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:08, Reply)
What if I have three dicks, though?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 May 2025, 22:24, Reply)
gonna need to book at least a trio
Of singers, I meant. A trio of them. three.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:44, Reply)
call me

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:57, Reply)
haha, he could, using his dick to phone!
(dictaphone)
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 23:24, Reply)
brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 0:14, Reply)
you seem very effusive since the three dick news came in

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 May 2025, 0:45, Reply)
to be fair I'm usually like this
but I can't honestly say it's defussived me
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 2:45, Reply)
This is bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:38, Reply)
Three bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:52, Reply)
Ah cha cha chaa

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 23:07, Reply)
I'd suggest they stop being a colossal dickhead...
but I don't think they know how. They are just another Bou now - doomed to repeat the same dreary act forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 3 May 2025, 10:25, Reply)
Today, I mostly did a volunteer session with the local path-maintenance group
Rebuilding steps in the woods.

I am now proper knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 2 May 2025, 17:29, Reply)
And then she walked in looking like dynamite
She said, "Now come along boogaloo through the night"
And by the way she's moving, well Dyna might
Might she not, with all she's got
She's got the whole town lighting up dynamite
Nobody quite knowing what to do wrong or right
But they all know Dyna is dynamite
And they're right
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 17:44, Reply)
As true now as when twas written

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 17:46, Reply)
I think you'll find it's pronounced "Dyna-mite-ee-hee."

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 May 2025, 20:40, Reply)
<s> a volunteer session </s> community service

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 May 2025, 17:59, Reply)
Invizzo Wizzo.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 18:18, Reply)
Smeggy Wally!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 2 May 2025, 18:38, Reply)
WHAT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 18:42, Reply)
Smeggulus Wallimus?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 2 May 2025, 18:48, Reply)
ARSEHOLE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 19:59, Reply)
arseholious wolious

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 2 May 2025, 21:03, Reply)
alright Ian

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 18:21, Reply)
Ian?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 2 May 2025, 18:39, Reply)
Alright Ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 18:42, Reply)
Ian?
Iain?

Ean?

Eoghan?

Eoin?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 2 May 2025, 18:46, Reply)
i thought you were supposed to be tired after a hard day volunteering yourself
at access points to remote car parks or something
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 2 May 2025, 18:50, Reply)
He doesn't know what he's fucking doing, does he?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 20:01, Reply)
lol fuck

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 2 May 2025, 20:05, Reply)
bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 2 May 2025, 18:38, Reply)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 18:42, Reply)
you're quite right of course. sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 2 May 2025, 18:43, Reply)
Shit fuck arse bangles! I did it again.

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:41, Reply)
Britnzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:44, Reply)
Shitney Spears

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 May 2025, 17:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8445662
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:45, Reply)
it's only beer of the fucking clock cock cock cock!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 2 May 2025, 15:22, Reply)
who else but poo pants !

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 16:10, Reply)
We'll be right back, after these messages!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 16:12, Reply)
Classic PooPants!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 16:15, Reply)
alright PooPants
Do you know my mate, PissKnickers?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 16:37, Reply)
LOL
arsebang
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Fri 2 May 2025, 17:22, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8445564
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 17:39, Reply)
Been in my ear nubs all afternoon
Great suggestion m8
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Fri 2 May 2025, 18:11, Reply)
Also
Guntfuckery
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Fri 2 May 2025, 18:11, Reply)
Blimey, it's warm innit
Still, on the final furlong, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:08, Reply)
You mean you're dying?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:09, Reply)
We're all dying, Aardvark

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:13, Reply)
rely makes u think

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:14, Reply)
Not me
My brain don't work
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:16, Reply)
THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE DYING

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 15:49, Reply)
Shit, you're right.
I'd better accomplish something before long then.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:18, Reply)
every single one of us accomplished an impossible feat the moment we commenced our
assembly stage by drifting across the infinite space between ovary and fallopian fimbriae, there should be no requirement to accomplish anything more following that
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:05, Reply)
Oh thank god

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:06, Reply)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:15, Reply)
I DID NOT SWIM I WAS PUSHED

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:46, Reply)
ahahaha
I can tell you've resented it ever since
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 15:01, Reply)
looking for someone to blame vlad, it's more complicated than it seems

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 15:50, Reply)
oh m8 I hear you, I hear you

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 16:05, Reply)

SWIM I WAS PUSHED HIT HER, IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S BULLSHIT! I DID NOT HIT HER, I DID NOT!
o hai Mark
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 2 May 2025, 16:33, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 16:37, Reply)
Anyway, how's your sex life?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 May 2025, 16:47, Reply)
Deep
+throat
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Fri 2 May 2025, 17:23, Reply)
you shouldn't talk with your mouth full

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 19:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/board/11417467
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:20, Reply)
NIGEL 4 PM!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 13:27, Reply)
GARY HALF SIX QUARTER TO SEVEN

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:32, Reply)
you sound high on jenkem

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:56, Reply)
Good eye, m'man
Fresh batch, right out the can this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:06, Reply)
Hullo spacklord's, Queef is here.
Long weekend? MONG weekend more like! Am I right guy's?!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:52, Reply)
are you always like this

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:53, Reply)
im afraid so

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:58, Reply)
I see

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:19, Reply)
There’s usually a lot more apostrophes and smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:06, Reply)
So very, very smeggy
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:17, Reply)
You ain't wrong mush!
The boy has two gigs this weekend. I could do without it, to be honest. It's not like he's playing anything new. I'm an unpaid roadie/tech at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:02, Reply)
Kids eh! Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:04, Reply)
Can’t live with ‘em, can’t be within 12 feet of em’
lol [redacted]
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:08, Reply)
Just shut up and load the gear into the car

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:08, Reply)
u tell him m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:16, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:17, Reply)
remember to bend your knees

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:17, Reply)
Lol bender

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:18, Reply)
😞

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:45, Reply)
Wank Holiday more like!11

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:07, Reply)
Haha, this guy get's it!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:17, Reply)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 11:13, Reply)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:18, Reply)
Not as long as this
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:14, Reply)
DONG weekend, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:19, Reply)
I think you are not, in fact, right.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 May 2025, 11:23, Reply)
Up yours

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:14, Reply)
On the way home from a family holiday,
off to see Craig Charles opening our new venue this evening with a funk & soul set. #smeg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 2 May 2025, 12:41, Reply)

funk & soul set load of gear and a massive gurn-on
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 May 2025, 12:42, Reply)
I will report back how munted he appears to be.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 2 May 2025, 12:44, Reply)
I can inform you that he is partial to a rum and coke

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:21, Reply)

a
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:34, Reply)
I can confirm this from drinking with him and his brother-in-law. Anecdotes are not my forte, however.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 May 2025, 15:42, Reply)
He's got excellent records

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 13:13, Reply)
I'm on overtime today
Fucking hate it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 May 2025, 14:52, Reply)
lol Runcorn
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 6:32, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 7:05, Reply)
smegg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 7:48, Reply)
Runcorn?! Gone Reform?
Noooooooo!!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:05, Reply)
Won by 6 votes
Which incidentally is the average IQ of a Deform voter
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:23, Reply)
I'm sure they'll enjoy Thanet-levels of success following the vote

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:38, Reply)
Farage has done wonders in Clacton
When he gets asked to point to it on a map, he gets it right almost half the time
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:55, Reply)
It doesn’t matter
If they’re a success they’ll take the credit and if not, blame the government because they can’t get rid of all the brown people.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:24, Reply)
LOL COMEDY FORUM

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:25, Reply)
We have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 9:27, Reply)
It’s all fun and games until someone gets b& for a week

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:31, Reply)
When did this come in?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 9:54, Reply)
These days, if you say someone’s a pedo, you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail. These days.

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:02, Reply)
It's amazing isn't it
I mean, it's basically a protest vote, and shouldn't be ignored, but imagine actually wanting those charlatans. They don't stand for anything actually important. Why on earth would you vote for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:54, Reply)
Labour were always going to lose the seat given the circumstances
Just don’t understand why folks think Farage is some kind of man of the people with his banker background and millions.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:22, Reply)
It's because he likes beer and fags and racism, just like they do.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 May 2025, 9:27, Reply)
I like one of those things

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:32, Reply)
No. His public comedy persona is that of someone who likes beer and fags and racism.
He's a public schoolboy-turned-investment-banker-turned-career-politician who drinks fine claret and while he's a nasty piece of work he's more interested in the votes of racists than the policies themselves.

It's one of the truest lines in showbiz:

If you can fake sincerity, you've got it made.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:57, Reply)
oh god so much this

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:16, Reply)
I think he smokes because he likes it, and you can like both beer and wine, can't you? I know I do.
There doesn't seem to be anything fake about his racism, either.

I'm well aware he came from money and did well in the city.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 May 2025, 10:32, Reply)
why is it
that the evil ones always understand the iconography though. of how to cut through via simply an image. yes thank you I have read Wilhelm Reich
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:51, Reply)
Lol helm

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 23:12, Reply)
More like Cuntcorn, am I right?
Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:20, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:23, Reply)
RunDOWN more like
Mmmmm....now that's good satire
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:54, Reply)
alright Armando Iannucci

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:20, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:24, Reply)
embalmed via rectum

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 8:59, Reply)
Albert bummed Mecy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:02, Reply)
so true

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:10, Reply)
Sorry this train has been cancelled due to an inclement anΕ©s

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:26, Reply)
Also
Happy World Tuna Day, m8!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:11, Reply)
🍣

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:20, Reply)
That emoji is clearly intended to represent salmon sashimi,
you stupid fucking stupid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 May 2025, 9:28, Reply)
It’s what comes up when I search for Tuna so take it up with Tim Cook

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:32, Reply)
Tim COCK, more like!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 10:06, Reply)
Can you smell what the Tim is Cooking?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:35, Reply)
Finally!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:24, Reply)
FINally \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:52, Reply)
Horrible place
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:38, Reply)
b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:43, Reply)
GUFFWANK
not really, Runcorn
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:38, Reply)
BELLWHIFF

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:43, Reply)
PARFUMDEPENIS

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 May 2025, 9:58, Reply)
AND PLIERS

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 2 May 2025, 23:13, Reply)
how incredibly depressing it all is

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:18, Reply)

being on the four-year countdown to the inevitable ConForm election victory is the background heartsinking sensation to day-to-day life
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:29, Reply)
At least it’s Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:34, Reply)
another friday nearer the grave

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8445597
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:42, Reply)
I'm not feeling very funny today :(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:50, Reply)
Lol Gerry Bednob

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 May 2025, 23:14, Reply)
Gerry Brady has been the CEO of Tayto in Northern Ireland since 2005, ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 0:45, Reply)
Also: If you need to clear your throat a lot I suggest doing it to the tune of the Hawaii 5.0. theme song
(The beginning of the Mission Impossible tune works too)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 1:04, Reply)
Did you know that 1 in 5 people are a paedophile? (brb)
BAN THIS SICK FIFTH
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Thu 1 May 2025, 21:04, Reply)
See you in a week!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 21:06, Reply)
-in a week +on the populol page

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 21:30, Reply)
[redacted] surely
.
(/Β―β—‘ β€Ώ β—‘)/Β― ~ ┻━┻ (๑﹏๑//)
.
(Κ˜β€ΏΚ˜)οΎ‰πŸŒΊ "Touch my pink flower"
.
🫡🏻β™₯οΈπŸ‘ΆπŸΌ[πŸ«›πŸ©πŸ“‚]
.
-Λ‹Λβœ„β”ˆβ”ˆβ”ˆβ”ˆβ•β•β‰‘θŠ«β•¦οΈ»β–„
.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 21:14, Reply)
alright dekion

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Thu 1 May 2025, 21:54, Reply)
δΈ‰δΈ‰α••( βŒ“Μˆ )α•—

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 21:56, Reply)
Needs more incomprehensible gibberish and Spotify links

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:03, Reply)
.·°Υž(っ-α―…-ς)՞°·.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:16, Reply)
`•°•β˜†β–ͺ︎~¤β™‘¤~β–ͺοΈŽβ˜†•°•`

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:25, Reply)
(β•― Ν ° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘°)╯┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:47, Reply)
πŸ–€

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 10:17, Reply)
Joey+

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:42, Reply)
(β€ΏΛ β€Ώ)( Ν‘βš† ΝœΚ– Ν‘βš† )(β€ΏΛ β€Ώ)

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:47, Reply)
(β€ΏΛ β€Ώ) Τ…(‾⌣‾Τ…)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 0:43, Reply)
It just goes to show:
you can ban Queef and Dozer and Bou and brb, but the tragic spastication will always continue. It is the lifeblood of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 1 May 2025, 22:24, Reply)
Oh btw tits
During my bancation I saw a comment of yours, there was a pretty decent hip hop crew in the late 90s called Swollen Members so you were right
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:58, Reply)
Lol member

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 May 2025, 23:14, Reply)
lol soy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 1:57, Reply)
Hooray
*opens spotify*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Fri 2 May 2025, 7:14, Reply)
SCROTE-STILTON

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 1 May 2025, 19:13, Reply)
Your scrote has veins of blue mold in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 May 2025, 19:30, Reply)
doesn't yours?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 1 May 2025, 19:36, Reply)
I don't have one

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 May 2025, 19:44, Reply)
you sure you're a real girl?
i'm a girl and i've got one
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 1 May 2025, 19:51, Reply)
STINKING BISHOP'S BELLEND

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 19:45, Reply)
BABY BELLCHEESE

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:17, Reply)
[redacted] klaxon

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:18, Reply)
Bye guy's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:19, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:20, Reply)
is that true? was [redacted] a contributory factor to your recent sabbatical?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:43, Reply)
I’m more surprised that there are still mods

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:46, Reply)
not if you're getting doxxed there aren't, i think they must have become more specialized

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:48, Reply)
perhaps they're using dogs to pick up very high frequency whining sounds, i wonder how they reward them

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:50, Reply)
I can’t put my finger on it either

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:55, Reply)
bummer ( ´ο½₯ωο½₯)δΊΊ(・ω・｀ )

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:59, Reply)
Not contributory, no
Sole factor
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:49, Reply)
Ah cha cha chaa

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:51, Reply)
wow

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 0:46, Reply)
SMEG LEICESTER

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:38, Reply)
Does anyone know the way?
There's GOT to be a way, to+
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:45, Reply)
get to Suckham

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 0:48, Reply)
WINNET WENSLEYDALE

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:45, Reply)
CHIN CHEDDAR

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 20:51, Reply)
alright Dick Van Dyke

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:54, Reply)
lol Dick, Dyke

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:54, Reply)
lol van

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:56, Reply)
FILTH!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 21:29, Reply)
alright penis car lesbian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 21:01, Reply)
HELMET HAVARTI

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:53, Reply)
LABIA-LIMBURGER

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 1 May 2025, 21:06, Reply)
Have YOU voted?
Well?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Thu 1 May 2025, 16:47, Reply)
50000 times

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 1 May 2025, 16:48, Reply)
I voted for queef and dozer to be permab&

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:10, Reply)
Me 2 m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:32, Reply)
Oh I think you got me unblocked by twitter, see below

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 May 2025, 18:21, Reply)
Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:16, Reply)
Didn't someone tweet rob? I was forgotten on the step with no time limit. During COVID

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:22, Reply)
WHAT!!! :((((

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 21:52, Reply)
Oh yeah
Not twitter though it was on here
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:41, Reply)
Now I think about it I got Manolith to do it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:52, Reply)
Dozer got me banned for a year the p***

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 May 2025, 18:19, Reply)
The POPE

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:41, Reply)
I'm holding out until Elon offers some more rewards

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:12, Reply)
No voting in my area
Shame, because Suella fucking Braverman is my MP. Cunt that she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:19, Reply)
Right, but it's only council elections, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 1 May 2025, 17:36, Reply)
Oh, well then it really doesn't matter

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:48, Reply)
Not allowed to vote as I'm British

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:20, Reply)
Happy world password day m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:46, Reply)
World Pa55w0rd Day

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:48, Reply)
who told you my password?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:50, Reply)
Boyce

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 19:14, Reply)
the rotten cad

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:03, Reply)
Thanks, that means a lot to me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:58, Reply)
You can get arrested and thrown in jail for saying your British, these days

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:48, Reply)
no jail can hold me, apart from the jail of love... ❀️

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 1 May 2025, 18:00, Reply)
When did this come in?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 18:13, Reply)
Last bank holiday weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 18:43, Reply)
Hooray! Following the death of Brazilian nun Sister Inah Canabarro Lucas, aged 116 on Wednesday, England now has the worlds oldest person! ENGERLAND! ENGERLAND!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy0zxzpdd4o
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:29, Reply)
YESSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:33, Reply)
Get in!
in your face Brazil! Sniff our geriatric taint
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:42, Reply)
Inah Whatyourdoin more like

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:49, Reply)
Come on love, do 120, bonnie blue would

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 May 2025, 18:58, Reply)
I'll do odds of 80 to 1

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:39, Reply)
I would love for David Attenborough to hold that title one day

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 May 2025, 19:32, Reply)
-le

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 20:47, Reply)
I would love me to hold it.
Assuming I'm not demented and lying in my own excrement
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 May 2025, 22:33, Reply)
you are tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 2 May 2025, 1:01, Reply)
Yes, for TRUMP
#MAGA
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:54, Reply)
No.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 18:13, Reply)
No local elections near me
So, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 May 2025, 19:31, Reply)
I just ate a big bag of Frazzles and now my wee smells like smoky bacon crisps.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 15:10, Reply)
I just curled one out on a coipu
and now my smeggy bellend smells like a shit wank cunt gufftit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:20, Reply)
Such poetry!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 15:21, Reply)
what time do you call this?
"The awkward interview added to the attention and curiosity that has followed the 73-year-old Belichick,
hired as the Tar Heels’ head coach in December after his ultra-successful run with the New England Patriots,
and the 24-year-old Hudson, who has frequently posted glimpses into their relationship with social media photos".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:42, Reply)
Hey I was about to post that

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:50, Reply)
Bill, I'm begging you, no more glimpses into your relationship pls

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 16:39, Reply)
Bill certainly loves a Bella-chick!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 1 May 2025, 16:13, Reply)
Look what the cat dragged in

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 16:08, Reply)
Piss on me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:20, Reply)
I mean
how much do they cost?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:21, Reply)
£1.25 in Budgens

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 15:21, Reply)
*unzips*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 15:21, Reply)
.. piss of God,
fill me with life anew, that I may love the way you love, and do what you would do.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:41, Reply)
wwjpo

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:42, Reply)
Hello new person
please read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:21, Reply)
Gunt yourself, gunt yourself HARD.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 May 2025, 15:22, Reply)
Billy Gunter of Gheyfriars

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:23, Reply)
Consult your doctor

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:50, Reply)
I AM BOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 14:43, Reply)
I hope not

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:08, Reply)
Madame Bouvary, c'est moi

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:37, Reply)
Confession time
I'm the Bou that showed up 8 months ago
But I'm not the Bou of the old days
I came here to troll you.
(Bou IsBanned, Thu 1 May 2025, 14:01, Reply)
And the Bou that called shambles
Is not the original bou
(Bou IsBanned, Thu 1 May 2025, 14:04, Reply)
My my my

(Bou IsBanned, Thu 1 May 2025, 14:05, Reply)
ooh good confession time \o/
I buried them all in the top field
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 14:21, Reply)

waitwait no everyone ignore that
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 14:21, Reply)
I think it's fairly safe to say that everyone will ignore this whole thread

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:21, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 15:38, Reply)

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