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Hi smelmit's

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 11:48, archived)

Show some fucking respect m8.
I was at a meeting with that there Chris Whitty last week. Despite his name he was surprisingly serious.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:20, archived)

Sir Chris m8

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mongychops, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:26, archived)

That axillary nerve block is cool shit, weird when feeling comes back.

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mongychops, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:28, archived)

If only your wrists weren't all fucked up you could wank yourself off and it would feel like someone else was doing it.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:02, archived)

Dunno went to scratch my nose and twated myself in the face, the whole arms useless

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mongychops, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:05, archived)

be careful, you don't want to get into a runaway arms face with putin or someone

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 14:42, archived)

-someone +sutin

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 15:09, archived)

Respect has to be earnt, m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:46, archived)

you should have kept calling him "whitey" and laughing hysterically every time they corrected you, that's how to win at meetings

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:50, archived)

You should have opened with "Chris SHITTY, more like!" and then dropped the mic.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:55, archived)

you should have planted both feet firmly on the desk and taken an enormous shit while maintaining eye contact in order to assert dominance
to state the fucking obvious
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:56, archived)

+ and then said "Chris SHITTY, more like!" and waddled out of the room, pants still round your ankles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:04, archived)

it wasn't a mic he dropped

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:09, archived)

You should have asked him if he's witty.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:59, archived)

tell us a fucking joke chris or has it all been a lie

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)

~~last week. Despite his name he was surprisingly serious~~ you're listening to the boy from the big bad city, this is jam hot, this is jam hot
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:02, archived)

Did you shout "next slide please" because that would have been well lol

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:12, archived)

I had the misfortune to be in a meeting with Matt Hancock some years back
What an insufferable cunt
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)

You, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:22, archived)

Yes

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:29, archived)

I hope you called him Matt Wanksock

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 17:58, archived)

*disappointed face* "Oh, I thought it was going to be Sir Chris *Hoy*."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)

Did you make Chris Cross?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:29, archived)

Hola

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:41, archived)

Sup

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 14:05, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 26 Jun 2025, 6:31, archived)

m o r n
i
n
g
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 7:08, archived)

ming

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 9:01, archived)

Bollocks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 7:14, archived)

b o l l
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k
s
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 9:00, archived)

bocks

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 9:01, archived)

Mor-ning-a-ning-a-nong-ningnong, ninga-ningy sonofagun!

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Jun 2025, 9:45, archived)

morga deng gadeng gegeng gadeng gadeng

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 9:48, archived)

Sorry, I don't speak Malay.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:50, archived)

keeping it cool for World Refrigeration Day

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$$ ✅, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 9:55, archived)

I liked refrigerators before they were cool.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 9:57, archived)

my fridge has a dial from 0-5
is 0 coldest or is 5 coldest? do all fridges follow the same rules? does the dial represent temperature or cooling power?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 10:11, archived)

It’s the same principle as the numbers on your toaster.
Possibly they mean something, possibly they don’t, but we mere mortals are not allowed to know.

I just think of them as Arbitrary Cooling Units (ACU) and Arbitrary Toasting Units (ATU). I hope this helps.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 10:49, archived)

On a toaster they're usually a time interval. In minutes.
If you can cope with something as Stephen-Hawkingishly mind-bending as that.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:53, archived)

Nah, you lost me.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 13:28, archived)

toasters are time machines i think he's saying

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 15:13, archived)

Mine goes up to elevenses

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 11:49, archived)

"Elevenses" sounds like something Gollum would say and Bilbo would eat.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:53, archived)

Yeah it's gonna be pretty chilled out

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 10:38, archived)

right. i'm going to bed.
then having another shower, then going to bed again.

i'd like an alarm call please, and some toast.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)

A mate of mine has clocked up over 885 hours on Breath of The Wild
Fucking hell.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:09, archived)

I have opinions about this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:10, archived)

His mitigation is 'over an 8 year period' and 'maybe it includes time on standby'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:14, archived)

I have no idea what any of it means, and I don't care to find out.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:14, archived)

Even from context, you don't know what this means?
Are you simple?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 7:25, archived)

It doesn't sound like anything relevant to my interests, no further research is indicated

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 11:50, archived)

Breath play
Obvs
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:47, archived)

i think he might be hyperventilating, m8

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:13, archived)

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)

To be fair, it’s very good.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 0:23, archived)

which is easier to tell by touch?
something that is colder than another cold thing or something that is hotter than another hot thing? within reasonable parameters you tediously piss taking twats.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:11, archived)

hot hotter I reckon

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:14, archived)

think you might be right
i have two beers here, one has been in the fridge and one in the freezer, obvs i want to drink the colder can but can i fucking tell? tried hands, face, even the tummy test. no idea. i guess either is cold enough but one is defeinitely fucking colder.

my mouth would know but then i'd have to open them both... oh wait. fuck. could have done the tongue on the side of the can test. too late now. fuck.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)

you really are a grade A imbecile

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking imbecile

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:27, archived)

word

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:31, archived)

The word is 'ARSEHOLE'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:32, archived)

tell that to Terry Christian

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:40, archived)

The early 90s just called OH DO FUCK OFF

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:46, archived)

FUCK YOU, SMEGG WALLACE, FUCK YOU

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 23:33, archived)

open both, pour equally from each into a glass, enjoy your average beverage

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:43, archived)

delicious

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 23:07, archived)

Stick your face into a pan of boiling water.
Sorry, what was the question?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)

terrible bullying

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:20, archived)

"how can I improve my appearance?"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:41, archived)

A hot cup of tea won't burn you like water straight from a boiling kettle
But if you are cold, colder things don't feel so cold.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)

Ever tried ducking for chips?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)

chipping for ducks tho

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:41, archived)

Alright nullos

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 18:22, archived)

alright there nimrod

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:10, archived)

Hiya

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:14, archived)

What an ultra maroon

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:48, archived)

it's a lovely color, but a bit too sweet wait that's macaroon

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 21:09, archived)

*KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 21:28, archived)

He won't be loved

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 21:40, archived)

Calm down Gustavo Frig

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:22, archived)

Sniff my nuts

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:24, archived)

sure, but first, can you tell me the way to Suckham?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:29, archived)

This is life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 21:40, archived)

bon soir Monsieur Smegg

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:25, archived)

Aright 2can

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:27, archived)

I'm not sure that French Boast's move into edgy incoherent /board threadwasting will end well,
just saying
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 21:42, archived)

Yes, it appears the AI guardrails failed

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 23:01, archived)

good afternoon, scoper's
I had a great night out last night, on my own. It's the future, I swear down.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:04, archived)

I had a great night in with the present Mrs Horrible
This may be the future. Or it may not.

Alt: bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:06, archived)

bollocks

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:08, archived)

You would say that

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)

Did she let you put your winky in her foofoo?

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:05, archived)

Isn't that a bit gay?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:46, archived)

IT DEFINITELY IS (‿!‿) ⑊(´ཀ` ⑊)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:55, archived)

Thanks for the new tits

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:25, archived)

get rid of your first ( it's redundant
yw
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:42, archived)

NEVER
send me moar tits NOW
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:49, archived)

I went to two different pubs to meet two different mates at two different times.
It was like two different futures. Both of them were nice.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:09, archived)

Sliding Bores

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:10, archived)

I SAID TWO DIFFERENT TIMES IT WASN'T SOME STUPID FILM WITH GWYNETH "SPAZZY FLANGE" PALTROW WHERE IT HAPPENS AT THE SAME TIME

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)

It was tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:35, archived)

I'm pretty sure she filmed those bits at different times, she even had different hair as a handy visual shorthand.
Aardvark is just worried that this is the timeline in which he dies early.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:47, archived)

I’m more worried that this is the timeline where I start selling candles scented like my vagina.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:58, archived)

The stupid bitch didn't even have the wit to call them 'cuntles'.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:59, archived)

Fandles

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:02, archived)

Tallowpian tubes

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:51, archived)

gashlight

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)

winner

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)

go on then

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)

Hairy wax wound

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)

fucking hell

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:57, archived)

Wicked

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:00, archived)

Wick Me Out

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:19, archived)

Snuff Muff

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:24, archived)

pot poussi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:29, archived)

Candhole

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:34, archived)

Cerwix

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:38, archived)

^ b3ta.com/talk/8450970
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:39, archived)

I did massive drugs, in my armpits, in my main veins and not pure codein to munch on. All free

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mongychops, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:12, archived)

How's recovery going

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)

Back to the start on left wrist, had surgery yesterday, right one 2 weeks hopefully

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mongychops, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:42, archived)

which bits did you break?

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 17:28, archived)

his wrists ffs
can't you fucking read?
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 17:59, archived)

fuck off Quincy

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 18:50, archived)

NHS delivers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:28, archived)

Lovely people yesterday

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mongychops, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:43, archived)

I pissed on a pygmy.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:14, archived)

Start small and work up

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:29, archived)

I did karaoke at a nightclub last night
and my throat is sore now
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:47, archived)

-karao +bukka

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:55, archived)

what's he like?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:55, archived)

~~kara~~ Phil
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:59, archived)

Should have stayed away from the glory hole then

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:03, archived)

*oral sex joke*

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:36, archived)

You can't tell jokes orally on here, this is a text-based forum.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:49, archived)

Speaking aloud? Stop!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)

+ mash the keyboard with your head dobber instead.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)

Awful bullying of mongychops

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 16:57, archived)

Seems like the most opportune time to do it, really

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 17:49, archived)

True.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 20:24, archived)

Something something screaming bender

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:03, archived)

I read this to the tune of Tiny Dancer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:35, archived)

Arf

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broadsword, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 17:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450961
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:37, archived)

I spent the night trying not to shit and vomit myself inside out
It was far from nice.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:03, archived)

Did you succeed?

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:36, archived)

Just about

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:43, archived)

skibidi toilet tho

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 15:22, archived)

Standard.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 16:57, archived)

Erm, I think they prefer to be called 'spasticated' m8
Not very PC
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 18:03, archived)

360 no scope

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$$ ✅, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 18:05, archived)

Good morning fellow beings!
What an experience to be alive, eh? Quite splendid, don't you think?

Alt: farts and poo
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 6:21, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 6:25, archived)

morning
alt: SCROTESCABS
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 6:31, archived)

You can get ointment for that
*applies ointment*

Sorry, that seems to be Tiger Balm
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 6:42, archived)

Hmm
like that time you got the KY and Deep Heat mixed up.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 8:03, archived)

Tiger Belm would be more appropriate for this place.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Jun 2025, 9:20, archived)

MMNNNEURGHHH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 10:12, archived)

MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY TIGER AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY TIGERS

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 10:47, archived)

Mud'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 11:48, archived)

+ That's ralm, that's ralm, that's ralm, that's ralm

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 11:59, archived)

*narrows eyes*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:47, archived)

HARRO EVLEEBODEE!

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:57, archived)

Morning
Farts and poo in abundance
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 6:53, archived)

A bun dance indeed.

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 8:03, archived)

“Fellow beings”?
Did you just assume my corporeality? I’m outraged.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 7:39, archived)

How's life in the Otherkin community?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 7:51, archived)

It’s different.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 8:45, archived)

hello headmates!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 16:30, archived)

Just spotted some cunt in triple denim.
Jeans, denim jacket, DENIM DEERSTALKER.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 7:59, archived)

Shercock Holmes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 8:09, archived)

That guy's got it all figured out

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 8:42, archived)

That’s a mirror m8

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 8:50, archived)

When you're taking affront
at some denim-clad cunt
That's a mirror m8
(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 9:12, archived)

the Canadian tuxedo
nice
(

$$ ✅, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 9:51, archived)

Bloody hell

(

garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 8:03, archived)

...it's Soft Cell

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 9:30, archived)

I think it's World Vitiligo Day

(

$$ ✅, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 9:48, archived)

Hopefully it'll better than last year's
It was a bit patchy

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 10:22, archived)

might have a skinful to celebrate

(

$$ ✅, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 11:05, archived)

Michael Jackson had that the only cure is young boys

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:00, archived)

Alright fellow humans

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 10:28, archived)

Fuck off spanishfly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 10:59, archived)

Well that’s just charming isn’t it
Cunt
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 11:47, archived)

Gas yourself you paedo cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 11:55, archived)

i just went for a lovely walk
and i'd like to report that it's fucking hot out there
(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 11:29, archived)

fuck off then

(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:39, archived)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:45, archived)

shafternoon

(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 16:07, archived)

alright Robert Kilroy-Silk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 16:19, archived)

It was the day Kilroy lost his mind.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 16:55, archived)

take care of each other, take care of each other, take care of each other, take care of each other
actually i think he says "look after each other"
(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 17:06, archived)

Ah that's lovely that

(

Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 17:26, archived)

38c here today
not long got back from a biometrics appointment, fingerprints and photo for a new green card,
I was actually anxious about it, no particular reason except it's not the best time to be an immigrant here.
(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 19:26, archived)

Our friends in Sacramento are genuinely scared to live in the USA just now,
and they're born and bred white Americans.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 19:53, archived)

The in-your-face impunity sends a powerful message. It really does feel like we're teetering here.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 20:04, archived)

i was going to make a joke about them being racist
but I couldn't find the right way do docit without being misinterpreted
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 23:04, archived)

They're honestly some of the most lovely, non-judgemental people we've ever met.
We met in China where she was teaching English as a foreign language, for the same company my wife did a few years earlier. They're basically the same person, but different nationalities. Kept in touch, they came to our wedding, fantastic company. Would meet again A+++
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 23:15, archived)

shut up you gay virgin

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 23:19, archived)

i neva said nuffin

(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 0:39, archived)

Oh shit!
I thought you were a born-and-bred Yankee Doodle Dandy.
(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Jun 2025, 21:41, archived)

Don't worry, I've already X'd ICE to alert them

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 22:43, archived)

no, 26 years here, never naturalized

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 0:39, archived)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

*points at crotch*
(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)

Alright, bellpong.

(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:39, archived)

not bad, sacstain

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:42, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450842
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:39, archived)

James Went

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)

George Bendt
"Abnorm!"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:16, archived)

can confirm

(

$$ ✅, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:09, archived)

Snakes can have a hypnotic quality
Trouser snakes, not so much
(

Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:13, archived)

^not a snake charmer

(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:19, archived)

Trust in meeeeeee

(

Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:11, archived)

+h

(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:52, archived)

Alright Sean Connery

(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:56, archived)

no real namesh pleash

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:12, archived)

Woman I worked with in Edinburgh about 25 years ago remembered him when he was Tom Connery,
lifeguard at the local swimming pool. Said he just strutted up and down the side of the pool showing off his body, and if anyone had actually got into trouble he wouldn't even have noticed.

#anecdotes #forte
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:21, archived)

she probably shagged him and now slags him off cos he didn't marry her

(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)

I think she was about 10 at the time, are you calling him a nonshe?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:30, archived)

He was wearing shpeedos at the time

(

Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:45, archived)

"would you like to shee shome puppiesh?"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:56, archived)

shee you shoon! *taps nose*

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 20:07, archived)

ee æ
(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Jun 2025, 16:37, archived)

*jiggles jubblies*
*faints*
(

Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:21, archived)

cor blimey!

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)

You'd better believe it

(

Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:08, archived)

+ ,Trouser

(

Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:38, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:55, archived)

going to see The Osees tonight
they put on an incredible show
(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:09, archived)

It's spelled 'Oasis' m8
Bit embarrassing
(

Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:38, archived)

oh man I feel like such a plonker

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:42, archived)

There's certainly some "matter" on it.

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:12, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8437973
(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:43, archived)

It looks like a gorilla’s gunt

(

Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:19, archived)

phwoar

(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:30, archived)

Bollocks

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:37, archived)

you would say that

(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450842
(

Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:37, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450340
(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:48, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8305499
(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:22, archived)

What's-a matter you? Hey!
Apart from the obvious that is
(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 19:57, archived)

Sick Ralphs

(

Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:39, archived)

All the Dead Dudes

(

Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:40, archived)

ah I got it now

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 10:16, archived)

Wiggum?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:48, archived)

Wiggle

(

Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:55, archived)

*wiggles*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 10:05, archived)

His cat's breath smells of cat food

(

Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 11:15, archived)

no idea mate

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 10:15, archived)

When I'm sick it makes a noise that sounds like Ralph.

(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 10:35, archived)

Mick doesn't Ralph any more

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 11:14, archived)

THE CEASEFIRE IS NOW IN EFFECT PLEASE DO NOT VIOLATE IT! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 11:40, archived)

He'd be right at home here

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 11:40, archived)

HI I'M KERMIT

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 11:40, archived)

*launches missiles at you anyway*

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:08, archived)

PLEASE DO NOT VIOLATE IT

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)

I'm still waiting for him to shite himself to death on the toilet
Whilst rage-tweeting about someone being mean to him.
(

Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)

Gone-ald Dump

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:51, archived)

If only

(

Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:19, archived)

George sub-Prime

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 12:39, archived)

Morning Smeggy

(

Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 6:11, archived)

Smegg is dead baby
Smegg is dead
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 24 Jun 2025, 7:06, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 7:26, archived)

Oh! My mistake
probs just having a nice lay in
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 24 Jun 2025, 7:30, archived)

Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 8:56, archived)

morning

(

Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 8:57, archived)

Morning

(

Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:20, archived)

Alan Bumming

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:34, archived)

I'm enjoying a custard cream
and it's delicious.
(

garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:35, archived)

it's too sweet, you're not enjoying it

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 11:41, archived)

Evening
My frozen food supplier has changed the name of the Ukraine- based garlic-stuffed roasted foodstuff they provide to Kyiv.

What rad shit are you lot experiencing?
(

Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 18:12, archived)

i just ordered a new male cigarette lighter socket for my 12v fridge
The other one melted but i think the fridge might be okay

More news on yhe fascinating subject in a few days when the part arrives
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 18:46, archived)

Why does your fridge need a cigarette lighter?
Can’t you just keep a Bic lighter on top of the fridge or something?
(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:29, archived)

And why a 'male' one?
This whole thing smacks of buggery and I don't bloody like it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:38, archived)

Yeah you do.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:39, archived)

You may not like it,
but 11p is 11p.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:46, archived)

Agreed, sockets are female and plugs are male, enough of this fucking woke gender fluid bullshit.

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 23:29, archived)

Any rant of that sort really should conclude with "End of."

(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:10, archived)

I'm sorry I've written an avant-garde joke

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 21:59, archived)

Seems odd timing, if it's worth doing then they should have done that 3 years ago like Sainsburys did.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 18:48, archived)

Maybe they did, but i didn't notice
I'm going to go round correcting all the others with a marker pen, now.
(

Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 22:12, archived)

Go woke go broke
#MAGA
(

Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:18, archived)

I’m getting drunk because that’s what makes Monday nights better.

(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:28, archived)

good lad

(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:01, archived)

That's funny, so am I

(

Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:14, archived)

you'd never guess
but me too!
(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:16, archived)

Sweet, let’s all get shitfaced
or at least drunk enough that Monday has no power over us.
(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:44, archived)

alrite alcofolic sarah williams

(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:55, archived)

I always thought her sister Venus was better at tennis.

(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 21:43, archived)

Funny ha-ha
or funny wublblbublibllbubla?
(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 21:26, archived)

Funny how?
Am I a joke to you?
(

Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 11:16, archived)

Has anyone said 'James sub-Prime' yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:39, archived)

i've never said it
i'm just not into that sort of thing
(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:06, archived)

George was going to, but, you know,

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 22:00, archived)

George Went

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)

My fucken robot knoblet
/ac
(

Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:06, archived)

classic hats

(

MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 20:16, archived)

I heard he died of AIDS because he ate an african baby what had AIDS
/ac
(

Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 21:26, archived)

At least it wasn't bad AIDS caught from gayness then

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 0:08, archived)

I thought bad aids was injecting drugs aids
gay aids is brave aids
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 9:27, archived)

cocktimus sub-prime

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 0:06, archived)

after noon

(

Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:03, archived)

Hitler.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:19, archived)

Trump

(

Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:21, archived)

Charli XCX has great tits

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)

It's not difficult, you just need to put nuts out for them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:32, archived)

one named hitler, one named trump

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:56, archived)

^
Whatcha gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, +
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 13:49, archived)

j sp
(

Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Jun 2025, 15:28, archived)

I don't care, I love tit

(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 13:44, archived)

😍

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Jun 2025, 18:06, archived)

luv u

(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 19:29, archived)

😤

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Jun 2025, 18:06, archived)

Curt Mayfield
Brusque Lee
(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:45, archived)

Martin Short

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:48, archived)

James Blunt

(

Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:50, archived)

Frank Sinatra

(

Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:51, archived)

Tart Garfunkel

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:59, archived)

Ruud Gullit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 13:55, archived)

Maria Callous

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:24, archived)

Gruff Rhys (Jones if you like, also)

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:25, archived)

Arch Blakey

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:28, archived)

Pat Sharp

(

Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:33, archived)

James sub-Prim

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:39, archived)

ha

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 17:46, archived)

Andy McNab-rupt

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:34, archived)

Angry McNab

(

Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:52, archived)

Andy McNip

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450723
(

Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 15:07, archived)

Super Fury Animal

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:39, archived)

Snippy the Bush Kangaroo
lol bush
(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 15:03, archived)

Hate Bush

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 15:06, archived)

Gareth 'Gaz Strop' Jones

(

Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 16:04, archived)

Furiuss Abbott

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 16:07, archived)

Mike Fedup

(

Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 16:31, archived)

Mike Woundup

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 17:46, archived)

Brief Larson

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 13:18, archived)

i appreciate you

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 21:57, archived)

Danny la Rude

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 13:33, archived)

lol

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 17:44, archived)

James Snub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 15:22, archived)

James snob-Prime

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 15:44, archived)

Wait, is afternoon called that because it's after noon?
Mind blowing.
(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 13:25, archived)

It still freaks my nut out to this day

(

Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 13:28, archived)

I can't believe it's been two and a bit hours since them slags changed AM to PM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:04, archived)

Afternoon

(

Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 13:42, archived)

‘noon

(

Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:53, archived)

Beforefternoon

(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 11:13, archived)

prevening

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 11:33, archived)

I love the Countdown conundrum

(

Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 11:57, archived)

~~untdown~~ ~~onundrum~~ k
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:03, archived)

Best of all the anagrams

(

Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:14, archived)

A private school chum of mine has been on Countdown.
He assures me that Rachel Riley 'smells lovely'.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:19, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)

Classic case of early onset dementia

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)

Classic case of early onset dementia

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 13:13, archived)

lol

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 14:45, archived)

Classic case of James sub-Prime

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 14:29, archived)

-lovely +of hammers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 13:01, archived)

Mornings

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 6:33, archived)

mornings

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 6:47, archived)

Morn

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 7:12, archived)

Well how rude.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 7:29, archived)

More Nings

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 7:37, archived)

The Sheriff is a Ninger!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 8:16, archived)

blazin

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 8:51, archived)

see you at the crossroads m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 8:52, archived)

Kkklaxon

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Jun 2025, 9:00, archived)

Turn and face the strange+

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 9:29, archived)

Yep

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 8:49, archived)

A more manageable temperature today

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 23 Jun 2025, 9:01, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 9:03, archived)

Hey chums

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 9:47, archived)

Evening all
Alt: piss up yersel
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 18:35, archived)

Hi
Fucking exhausted ngl
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 18:49, archived)

Exhausted from fucking?

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 18:56, archived)

Yes*

*no
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 18:57, archived)

*maybe
^{can you repeat the question}
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 19:56, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450699
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 20:03, archived)

thank you
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 20:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8235841
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 20:08, archived)

i just dunned a massive poo

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 20:34, archived)

Evening poo, jolly good.
I'm more of a morning proper, myself - but an hearty shit before bed can be very satisfactory.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 21:57, archived)

i'm a two a day man

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 22:53, archived)

pig up yr vest

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Jun 2025, 0:37, archived)

Hi turd's

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 12:32, archived)

I'm working at the Taste of London festival today
It's pretty fucking shit. Very corporate
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)

gonna see how pissed I can get for free

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)

it's not a drug, it's a drink

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 12:46, archived)

i get pissed off for free all the time

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 12:46, archived)

Business in 'wants to make money' shocker.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)

It's a very poor fit for my firm

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:27, archived)

Your firm what?

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:02, archived)

sphincter

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:20, archived)

it's not that firm tbh

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:23, archived)

No offence m8 but I heard it's like a fleshy windsock.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Jun 2025, 18:47, archived)

It's like a wet paper bag

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 18:48, archived)

made outta brown paper

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 21:55, archived)

Guffs comin' round with a different flavour

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 7:29, archived)

So, what does London taste like?

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.Yeti., Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449559
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:46, archived)

All salt marsh lamb and samphire tarts

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:13, archived)

Caught some fucken mackerel yesterday
So I'm bbq'ing them today. Wish me luck
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:08, archived)

W +F

Lol
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:08, archived)

Skillz

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:41, archived)

Went on a boat from Chichester Marina
It was great fun. Would definitely recommend it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:48, archived)

go on then

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:06, archived)

typical

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:31, archived)

OK FINE
I recommend it
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)

cool, thanks ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 21:24, archived)

yo

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:47, archived)

Urgh
Got on it big timeeeeeyy last night. Got to sleep at about 6am. Currently in a Brazilian cafe in Tooting being entertained by a guy with a guitar and a loud PA singing popular Brazilian pop songs. I’m having to get drunk again.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:11, archived)

well I just hope this doesn't negatively impact your friday routine garold ಠ_ಠ

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:23, archived)

Watched 28 years later last night
Bit weird and the last 5 minutes were absolute wtf territory
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:14, archived)

I’m waiting for the porn version
28 Gays Later
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 17:05, archived)

As long as the ending isn't the same, you should be fine

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 17:17, archived)

Zombie bukkake

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 21:11, archived)

You need the gay porn addiction self help video version, 28 days straighter

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)

Or the serial killer confession documentary
28 Slays Later
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 18:03, archived)

morning

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 4:30, archived)

Yes indeed!
A shiny fragrant day
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 6:40, archived)

Shit off.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 22 Jun 2025, 7:10, archived)

23 positions in a one night stand

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 8:23, archived)

lol

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 8:39, archived)

^

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 9:04, archived)

pubes.
greasy pubes.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 8:42, archived)

grubes

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 10:00, archived)

The Grubester
/John McClane
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 12:14, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 9:04, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 9:04, archived)

Bums and asses
- aren't they spelndid?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 22:02, archived)

no they are the same thing

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 22:04, archived)

Pervert

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 22:19, archived)

Disgusting

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Jun 2025, 22:23, archived)

WHAT??

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 23:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450648
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 1:18, archived)

Bit cheeky m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Jun 2025, 22:31, archived)

You admire homeless people and donkeys?
Weird kink, but you do you.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 22:33, archived)

wacky

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 22:42, archived)

what

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 23:01, archived)

It's not apples to apples is it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 23:13, archived)

Was there supposed to be a link before the hyphen? I don't understand this at all

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mongychops, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 23:15, archived)

alrite

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 13:02, archived)

alright

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 13:11, archived)

yeah m8

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 15:47, archived)

Nah man, I'm pretty fucking not alright.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 21 Jun 2025, 13:17, archived)

i'm going to call a couple of hard pipe hitting niggas for you.

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 13:22, archived)

blow torch is a sex act, right?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 13:24, archived)

any tool can be a sexy tool if you use your imagination
oh i see what you mean... the blow torch is definitely a sex act
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 13:26, archived)

do people really 'use' their imagination? mine just happens on its own.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 13:30, archived)

absolutely. i keep mine in the basement underneath the unicorn stables

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 14:17, archived)

i imagine you do

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 20:42, archived)

your powers need throttling

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 20:45, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450639
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 23:09, archived)

I saw 'Blowtorch Is A Sex Act' at Infest last year

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 14:16, archived)

Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Jun 2025, 15:29, archived)

is that a euphemism?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 19:25, archived)

:(
you're mr. tea you have to be alright
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 13:22, archived)

(I'm alright really.)

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 21 Jun 2025, 16:42, archived)

Phew!

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 17:11, archived)

Denial stage

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 17:38, archived)

No
I'm hot and clammy
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 13:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450614
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)

where are you c'ing that

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 15:48, archived)

It's like a fat bloke's arse crack after a workout

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 19:08, archived)

I’m a bit warm.
But otherwise yes, thanks. How are you?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 14:12, archived)

a bit warm also

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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 15:22, archived)

G U N T S M E G

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 16:29, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Jun 2025, 18:46, archived)

Slow charging
Make sure your charger is supported
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Jun 2025, 19:59, archived)

James sub-Morning

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 5:19, archived)

Scorching here LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:05, archived)

got the aircon on here
it's noisy as fuck but worth it
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:09, archived)

I'm just walking round the house with my balls out.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:22, archived)

I’ve just been for a run
with my balls out
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:26, archived)

It's the way forward.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:37, archived)

Load of bollocks

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:39, archived)

Sun’s out, balls out

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:46, archived)

Hi Fearne Cotton

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 8:53, archived)

MINUS L ETC

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Jun 2025, 10:07, archived)

Sorry for shouting
I can't hear myself think with all this heat
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Jun 2025, 10:08, archived)

bals?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 11:06, archived)

Stop being sily

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Jun 2025, 11:41, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 9:15, archived)

Morning
Hot as all hell isn't it?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 10:34, archived)

WILLENIUM
Hello.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 10:35, archived)

Hotter than a welder's crevice

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 10:43, archived)

I'm seeing 32c, is that about right?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 13:12, archived)

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