My mum found some photos of me when I was a kidIt's me meeting famous aussie peado Rolf Harris - there is AN AUTOGRAPH - do you think it's worth much?
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as he's dead, there is a finite supply of rolfaroos and autographsI bet there is a market for it, but it's your choice whether to think about the kind of person who'd want to buy it
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You could argue that depriving them of some of their money would be a small positive(, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 10:23, archived)
I reckon the kind of people who'd buy Rolf Harris memorabilia would be low-income Jimmy Savile fans looking for budget-friendly alternatives (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:44,
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So it is (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 9:38,
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is that what you wear riding a horseso you don't hurt your bollocks
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What about it?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 28 Sep 2025, 21:54,
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No but I did feel 'er tits!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 7:56,
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MorningGot woken up by asthma, first time in decades. Shit.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 Sep 2025, 4:16,
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I usually use an alarm clock myself (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 28 Sep 2025, 9:28,
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No, I got rid of the alarming cock (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 28 Sep 2025, 12:35,
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Got woken up by asthma, first time in decades. Shit.
BIG FLOPPY COCKS
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 28 Sep 2025, 15:24,
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Erectile dysfunction is a serious thing Not to mention quite funny
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 28 Sep 2025, 15:45,
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It's a skill - I'm fucking knackered now, though.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 Sep 2025, 18:26,
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MNNNNNEEEEEEEEUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHI will not be taking questions.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 21:53,
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Hello you shithead'sNice and sunny here. Working til 4, pub l8r
Might japseye a jackdaw.
U
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 11:43,
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I'm pinochet-ing off a loaf as I type this(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 12:33,
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I’m Stalin for time while I try and think of a pun(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 14:22,
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I’m gonna get a MAUling if I join this thread(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 15:10,
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Rugby day on the sofa with some beers(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 14:38,
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It's how my wife likes it- so I play along
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 14:56,
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Gonna rape a raptor(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 15:08,
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Oddly enough, both 'rape' and 'raptor' come from the Latin 'rapiō', meaning to abduct or steal.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Sep 2025, 21:43,
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Chilly and damp here Watching the tremors films
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 16:46,
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I do love the first one But there's a lot more Burt in the second
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 17:06,
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*stands up next to a mountain**chops it down with the ledge of his glans*
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Sep 2025, 17:56,
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Insane in the bumstain. Wakki stuff eh . No need to reply. (
mongychops, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 5:02,
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More like INANE if you ask me, aha haha!!!(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Sep 2025, 8:50,
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 10:30,
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Instain in the bumwain (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 15:11,
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 12:46,
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it don't ming a thing if it ain't got that swing (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 12:55,
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I'm the Ming of rock, there is none higher Sucker MCs, should call me sire
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 13:20,
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Love is all I bringInna me khaki suit and Ming
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 13:41,
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Soon be eveming (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 15:44,
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I'm doing fuck all til Tuesday nowApart from working and roasting a chicken
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 16:18,
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I'm sat in work Waiting for my shift to start. Then I've got the weekend off. By "off", I mean that I'll be helping mum, running round after the mental, doing housework, washing my uniform and visiting my dad in hospital.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 16:52,
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How's your dad doing?Wife's mum is now at the 'sleeping most of the time' stage of dementia. She's happy enough but it's only going to end one way
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 17:10,
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He's bored out of his mind Still waiting for another scan to see if the fluid round his heart has gone and he still can't walk unaided. Hopefully, he'll be out next week. I think the mental is still quite a way away from the sleeping all day part, but she definitely is sleeping more than before
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 17:54,
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Great little beatbox breakdown in the middleyoutu.be/ajAxevEWgJg?si=PrwZ9lzGNsTlYmPB
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 22:02,
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Alright, Ministry feat. Gibby Haynes./ac, bizarrely enough
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Sep 2025, 22:09,
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My ming-a-ling, my ming-a-ling, I want you to play with my ming-a-ling(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 18:30,
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He'll be a bit stiff by now I suppose we could use him as a seesaw. That counts as playing with him, doesn't it?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 18:40,
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace. Fuck you.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 6:37,
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Queen Aardvark has a nice ring to it. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 9:18,
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Fucking 4 hour meeting this afternoon Psychopaths, I'm telling you
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 8:28,
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Not today they cancelled it we're going straight into the afternoon.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 8:54,
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I'm sure it will be devastated.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 9:38,
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Why does every blue bottle in my house get reincarnated as another one? Dalia Lama cunts(
mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:18,
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great questionthis must be the last of them for the summer though
the aggravating little shits
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vladimir, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:20,
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Just camp their respawn point(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:25,
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Get a catThey love eating those fuckers. Also, Venus fly traps and honeydews are available in most garden centres and both eat flies.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:12,
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Stupid autocorrect, I meant sundews (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:30,
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:16,
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Yeah looking forward to living in Asia. Been 15 years. Nam will be my main address (
mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:21,
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The food is amazing, cheap and healthy You'll lose weight unless you eat foreign muck
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:32,
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Eat lard (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:42,
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Why don't you just switch off your television set and go and do something fewer boring instead?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:23,
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great pointI fear I may be somewhat beyond even this radical step
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vladimir, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:31,
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Oh. Have you tried massive drugs?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:40,
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WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:46,
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Why don't you?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:13,
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Bruce Forsyth’s ghost is ‘haunting’ famous West End theatre where he is buried - My London share.google/mDE1sWPKbTVzyljAD
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 21:41,
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Vocalist Brocarde, who previously claimed to have "wed" and subsequently divorced a ghost, said she sensed Brucie's presence during an interview with Penn Jillette and Piff the Magic Dragon.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Sep 2025, 8:19,
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Tell me about it I can't even listen to my previously favourite band anymore
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:10,
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Why not? Stereo broken or something? (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:15,
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No My favourite band was disturbed. Turns out their lead singer is a zionist who literally autographed bombs that were being dropped on Palestinian hospitals and children's schools. I can't support a band that is OK with that.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:35,
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I know we joke about everything here But the extermination of children is not something I will ever joke about.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 23:42,
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I absolutely agreeHall and Oates puns don't fit into that category for me tbh. Genuinely sorry for any offence though
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 0:08,
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Oh yeah, I heard about him. What a cunt.He got soundly booed at the big Black Sabbath gig over the summer, which was encouraging.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Sep 2025, 7:41,
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It was (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 8:06,
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I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, I know how much you liked them. (Also because it might have been me who told you about the bomb-signing...)To give a sliver of defence to him, he said "those bombs were [specifically] for Hamas" in his recent row with Tom Morello, and I don't doubt he probably meant that. The fact that Israel doesn't appear to give a fuck who they drop them on rather undermines his point though.
It's another tricky one about whether you can enjoy the art while disapproving of the artist. It doesn't change the impact his music had on you before. Perhaps, in time, you can rationalise enjoying what you enjoyed before while disengaging with supporting them now - i.e. listen to the old music, but don't give them any more money. I guess it all comes down to how you feel about how much it retrospectively taints what has gone before.
N.B. On the opposing side of the debate, Roger Waters is also a colossal prick but I don't think anyone's stopped listening to their old Pink Floyd albums because of him.
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Does that mean I can dig my Rolf Harris records out now?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 11:02,
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Only after you've gone through the entire Lostprophets back catalogue(, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 11:08, archived)
It wasn't you, it was someone on Facebook He has also said "fuck Palestine" and doubled down on his hateful rhetoric
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 11:19,
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Ah.I didn't reply, so there's a good chance that I didn't see it
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 15:44,
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Neil Diamond's first draft was rejected by the label as 'too punk'(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:19,
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That's my Sunday lunch shopping list Swede, carrot, lime
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 22:44,
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Could have been me, bloody wrists www.youtube.com/live/bZHZNsqNLzk?si=OP15YRF2NMITSSP_
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mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:45,
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WoahHow's the overseas plan coming along
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:57,
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Yeah alright. Still selling shit. Or giving it away. PSP, somebody else's problem now, lol (
mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 18:11,
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They so horny(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:27,
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Fresh spring rolls and bia hoi, niceGot stoned in a French diving instructor's house there 20 years ago. He passed out, the rest of us cycled back to our hotel at 5 in the morning, I accidentally ran over a snake and broke its back.
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BollocksHe didn't go off the top of the building in the whole 2 hours
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 21:49,
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Imagine, yeah, if you done a spunk, right, but a guff come out your helmit(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:17,
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Is this your own helmit guff or one that someone else has dun up there and you're guffing it out again?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:32,
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my own, was my initial thoughtI'm happy to consider variations though
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:12,
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OK. How about one where the cockfart is actually a metaphor for your mind attempting to rid itself of your existential dread?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:29,
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Diagnosis: Pneumaturia resulting from rectovesicle fistula.You're welcome.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:35,
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Count Fistula, kinkiest of all the vampires.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:45,
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Dig through the anus and burn through the penus I slam in the back of my fistula...(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:03,
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Knob Zombie(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:01,
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fucking lol I'd forgotten that expression(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:35,
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There's a fishing tackle shop here called 'Brown Trout', I ent even lyin(, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 19:13, archived)
Eggy Plops(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:37,
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I feel that words are incapable of adequately conveying quite how shit Coldplay are.Even an actual shit, of the traditional coiled variety with all flies buzzing round it represents a tiny fraction of the sheer feculence of every expulsion issued from Chris Martin's noisome orifice
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:35,
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But if your helmit was up someone else's bumhole at the time, how would you know where it came from?(, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:39, archived)
This is why you should always wear a condomAlthough I suppose farting into a condom whilst inserted into a bumhole might cause sudden expansion resulting in it being impossible for the penus to be removed. I think I read somewhere once that this is how dog sex works
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:06,
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This is why the mods use their fingers, you can't guff out of a finger(, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:07, archived)
Alright 'President Barack Hussein Obama'(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:59,
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They'd burp it out and I'd recognise the smell(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:20,
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I'm not seeing any exemption clause so I think you're out of choices, IMAGINE IT(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:18,
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<s>dr</s> sh(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:07,
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<s>nn</s>m party(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:44,
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This is the sort of guided meditation I like.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:10,
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How long do you think Sarkozy will last before he gets bummed in prison?I mean, there will be a queue forming already for lags who want to brag "I butfucked a president and he liked it!"
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:22,
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Ehhh...I think it's far more likely to be a case of 'Give me a million euros or I'll cut your ears off.'(
.Yeti., Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:32,
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And a surprise in the showers(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:37,
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No swearing please, this is a Christian message board(
Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 12:10,
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If Christianity doesn't like swearing, why is he called Jesus then?Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus.
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Doesn't he have lovely hair, the Jesus? I've always admired it. Great beard too. So if I say "oh Jesus!" that's mainly what I'm referring to. IS THAT WRONG?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 12:53,
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I heard they've re-cast him as brown-skinned in the latest reboot, it's woke PC madness gone mad(, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 13:00, archived)
Not only that, but - get this - they've even made him Jewish. Fucking DEI hire.(, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 13:49, archived)
No, it's just the way I'm sitting (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 12:50,
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Life in the auction world doesn't get more exciting than this(
mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 8:25,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 9:44,
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Tapir look at me now, I’m just a thready waste(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 21:38,
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I quite fancy going on jihad, you know.Might join Hizb ut-Tapir.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 24 Sep 2025, 22:09,
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Thought you didn’t like the puns, mongy.If you get sick of them, they’ll probably tapir off soon.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 22:56,
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Oh-oh, here she comes, Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up, Oh-oh, here she comes, She's an anteater(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 23:31,
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Ta pir, or not ta pirthat is the question.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 13:20,
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Tay tay tay tay t-t-t-t-t-tay tay Tapir leave us only please believe us
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 13:46,
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Tapir to the clouds above(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 17:38,
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I think a capybara stole it (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 14:46,
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They're worse than hamsters 🐹 (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 15:26,
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Woman, tapir in your arms, rock me baby(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 16:56,
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Hey, it's tapir all the waybecause, I feel it's like a tapir day.
So, if you feel you want to sing along,
follow me: we'll sing a tapir song.
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.Yeti., Wed 24 Sep 2025, 17:49,
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Found it
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 21:03,
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Finding my tapir dispenser has enabled the dispense of tapirs (
Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 6:51,
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Goedemorgen mijn beste kankeren(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 6:42,
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 8:46,
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Nederlandse posse in de huis!(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 16:06,
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Anal or digital?Or stick your digital up your anal?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 8:47,
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I am the 'digital clinical lead' for my ICB, which is an extremely clever title as I have expertise in both IT and sticking my finger up things(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 10:43,
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I have no idea what ICB is but I'm guessing it's a type of digger like JCB. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:34,
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I think it's one of Shulgin's phenethylamines(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:47,
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Oh, sorry, I haven’t read The Silmarillion.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 13:09,
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Could be worse, you could have spent the entirety of a holiday with yr wife posting on a moribund flebsite(, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:25, archived)
Oofbit fuzzy today but surprisingly not too painful. Morns!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 9:57,
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Milking the 'VIP' airport lounge Self service Hennessy? Good lord
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:28,
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Self-service Hennessy sounds like a nickhame someone gets when caught wanking(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:40,
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CorrectTook me years, and a deed poll name change, to escape that one
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:42,
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Pro tip: Never shake hands with self-service Hennessy if he's looking pleased with himself (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 13:16,
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Tuesday night shoeeeee!!!!Gonna regret the shots tomorrow! LOL!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 22:27,
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Can't do it anymore. Fucks me up for too long unless I do more. And I had a record about not doing that (
mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 22:47,
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Now THAT'S what I call a good evening!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 22:24,
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It's a party of one and it ended in a punch-up (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 0:33,
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Remember Rewlend Brewning?Remember Gornch?
GURD TOIMES
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 13:12,
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Last day of hol :*(Going out on a high tho
noni.com.mt/
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 12:50,
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Turtle power!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 21:41,
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Bippity dippity bop!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 13:56,
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Sorry I meant to say GEOSTORMthat's my catchphrase from the other forum.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 13:57,
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It's so much easier with a tapir at homeway more cheaper than the zoo tapirs
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$$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 15:21,
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I still want a house hippo I didn't know home tapirs were an option
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 15:21,
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No you haven't, that's just one regular sized horse in a trench coat.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 16:53,
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I can barely afford to feed myself and the cats No way can I afford a tiny horse
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 19:47,
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Get a stuffed one(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 19:48,
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Hola (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 15:20,
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sometimes male yaks lick students(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 9:14,
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shit myself, you like smell?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 9:48,
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See my yellow leg stain.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 12:02,
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MorningMy front doesn’t hurt
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 8:44,
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Did it fall off?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 11:40,
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My back's been hurtingLumbar muscle pain for a couple of days then did a class at the gym that completely fucked it up. Gonna take it easy on the Russian twists in future.
Morning.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 8:55,
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Morning I'm going to a funeral for someone who doesn't hurt anywhere anymore
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 9:28,
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My back has been murder for a couple of weeks There must be something in the water
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 9:35,
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Whatever you do, DO NOT take paracetamol. Trump just announced that it might make your autism worse(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 9:45,
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We're going to have to re-write the old joke.Q: Why is jungle fruit autistic?
A: Because the parrots eat 'em all!!!
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I'm sorry you've re-written a joke(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 9:53,
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Nah, autism is cyclical Eventually it'll peak and I'll be normal again
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 11:44,
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Probably muscularUnless you're over 50 in which case it is almost certainly metastatic prostate cancer. That or multiple myeloma.
You're welcome
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 9:43,
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Feel like pure shit, just want hurt back(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 11:32,
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alright Trent Reznor c. 2002, don't worry, Johnny Cash will be dead soon and it'll be all yours again.(, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 11:41, archived)
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