But she also failed to find her baby, in spite of travelling around the whole worldSo I don't find her trustworthy, sorry
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 18:55,
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It does make you wonder what she did for someone to go so off grid (
mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 19:28,
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I wonder if she ever just sat down and thought really hard about where she saw it last.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Feb 2026, 19:30,
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Always the way, isn't it?On account of most people not continuing to search for something they've already found, presumably.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Feb 2026, 21:02,
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Former b3tan 'jeffthedogfucker' requested that one at a wedding'for Kate and Gerry', the cheeky scamp
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 22:34,
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Allergic to her own saliva, I remember that from HIGNFY from nearly 40 years ago, who says the license fee isn't worth it
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You know that was last year, right?I know Australia is backwards but I didn't realise it was by that much.
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Come down off yer trips yet?What were they/them
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:00,
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careful mate i think brb is an undercover fedora(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:21,
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according to hastily scotched internet rumoursit wasn't hats, it was kids
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Proper LSD or research chems do you think?Remember those rainbow CND sign tabs in the late 80s? Proper stung your tongue like a battery which actual acid won't do. Strong as fuck though, at least three people I know never came back from them
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:25,
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he said three people not two people(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:27,
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Has your brother recovered yet?You missed out some of my best work.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:31, archived)
i did miss a few yeah sorry matei abused my editorial privileges
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:52,
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don't worry they never liked me either(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:54,
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Yeah LSD tabs. Small. 4 was too many. Funny really. I honestly couldn't see in the pub. Visuals were so strong. Pupils massive. Do the next ones in company (
mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 14:27,
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Especially since a croc bit one of his legs off, a shark bit the other one off, and then a koala pissed chlamydia into his eyes(, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:05, archived)
There was a bull shark in the bay yesterday (
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:09,
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I rely on my wife for this kind of thingPerhaps that needs reassessment
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:00,
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I just accidentally discoveredthat the song Sarah Connor's flatmate was listening to on her Walkman before she was killed by the Terminator was "Intimacy" by Australian artist/singer/designer Lin van Hek, written by van Hek and her long-term partner and collaborator Joe Dolce.
Joe "Shaddap You Face" Dolce.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:27, archived)
Arnie should really have deadpanned "shaddap you face" before he shot her, not too late for a special edition(, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:32, archived)
"Phil Collins, Mariah Carey and Lauryn Hill among Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees"YES!
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$$ ✅, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:22,
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Your ex? That'll take fucking ages, go tonto on her.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 21:34,
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Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing the consonants from her name.(
.Yeti., Wed 25 Feb 2026, 12:24,
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lol spurtno wait support
lol support
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 12:26,
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sorry i have no idea what a consumable isbut she does
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 12:32,
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No thanks, I’m trying to quit.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 12:38,
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Yeah, I’m pretty fucking alright.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 12:55,
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Alright the purgapine from porcatory(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 13:00,
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Not here it's notHeading home tomorrow though. Dreading the flights
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 6:11,
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Reddit is pushing ads for 'Tena Men' at me :(Apparently they're 'masculine and discreet'.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 6:13,
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Youre on grindr lol!!!!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 8:03,
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You’re getting ripped off mate, I’ll get you two for a fiva.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 8:46,
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/whattimedoyoucallthisblog(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 6:58,
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IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE, YOU CUNTSorry, I have Roxettes
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 7:19,
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My flats are all two-storeys with their own front doors, MOTHERFUCKERSorry, I have maisonettes
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 8:22,
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What were we just talking about?(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 18:42,
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check this post*points at crotch*
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 23:05,
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my brother was feeling a bit shit today so i went through every page of i'm sorry i've written a joke and sent him all of your gagsnow he's feeling fucking awful
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 21:09,
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I used to work in a factory making Dracula figures. It was hectic work; just me and one other guy on the production line.
I had to make every second count.
goodnight
Did you see that film about the unrepentant cannibal misogynist?
Gladiator.
proper goodnight
my neighbour gave me some nitrous oxide mixed with Oxo cubes, he's made me a laughing stock
proper proper goodnight
Have you swallowed a joke book?
Yes call me an ambulance
You're an ambulance 🚑
Thanks. You didn't disappoint.
Obviously.
Thanks for that brother. I was a bit mizog today, until that x
The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge.
i've got one more if you want it them i sleep
Yes, please
remember that bloke who tried to bomb Glasgow airport?
He was a right prick in hospital, kept complaining that all they were giving him to eat was haggis, neeps, and tatties.
Well he was in the Burns unit!!
Was he a foreigner?
yeah burns was scottish m8
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock.
Who's there?
A spider with an erection.
I class myself as brown British
Wot?
Who's there?
I've been hospitalised following a peekaboo accident.
I'm in the ICU.
Looks horrific!
I haven't been able to stop singing old songs, first it was Frank Sinatra, then it was Andy Williams, then it was Tony Bennett, then it was Dean Martin, then it was Johnny Mathis. Weird, I went to see my doctor, he reckons I've got that croonervirus.
What kind of music do wind turbines enjoy?
They're big metal fans!!
Finally, a qwack with his/her head screwed on straight. That's what you're suffering from!
Magnetic, You
Why is it bad luck to be standing behind Satan in the queue at the post office?
Because the devil takes many forms!
Be Jesus! I never knew that
I got in trouble last night for loudly singing Englebert Humperdinck songs in the street.
But the police released me and let me go.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 21:15,
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Thank you for continued efforts to inform us of the sun’s current position (
Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 13:31,
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Agreed. I would like to suggest that we all agree to go one whole day without any type of time based greeting. Starting now.(
Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Feb 2026, 13:37,
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Perhaps we could have themed threads based on Britannia.com's 'on this day' page.www.britannica.com/on-this-day
Maybe we could exhume Wobbly Bloke and get him to do a picture of Gillian Flynn in a stripey jumper!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 13:43, archived)
That was Tesco Value MAGA troll 'atomic'(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 15:12,
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You're starting to sound like a Pedrophile.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:47,
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You're already sounding like a Pedrophobe(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:50,
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Sun's where it always was- we're the ones who keep moving
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 18:00,
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 18:55,
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Singlehandedly getting b3ta blocked at work, every time he posts(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:01,
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* probably not singlehanded(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:02,
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A cafe near me has the words "cofee lab" on their windowI want to go in and ask them what research they're working on.
Cunts.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:21,
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Cofee research, obviously.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 16:25,
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Oh look at me, I know how to speel correctly(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 0:18,
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I bet people in Runcorn dream of living in Birkenhead. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Feb 2026, 9:31,
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Spay spay spay spaySp-sp-s-sp-sp-spay spay
No offence
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 11:14,
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Good moaningI was pissing by your window
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Feb 2026, 8:11,
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Do not tell loos, you were actually fongering a dog’s bombhole(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 8:20,
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HelloSpring is attempting to break through.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 8:42,
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MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAY AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAYES(
Cheers Cheers, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 9:40,
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I have tickets to see Rush in March 2027!Prog-rock awesomeness on the distant horizon!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Feb 2026, 11:54,
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let's balls againlike we did last bollocks
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 19:14,
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To the tune of 'Heads, shoulders, knees and toes'(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Feb 2026, 20:06,
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Works better if you transpose pants and willies, actually. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Feb 2026, 20:07,
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last bollocks, I gave you my barse(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 20:47,
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I see the /links cunts are revelling in the BAFTA shitstorm 24 hours late, as usual.The usual cunts celebrating black people being called names because it was by someone "fucked in the head", which justifies all their anti-woke racism. And still rob doesn't get his contacts in the Bilderberg Group to assassinate them all. Did Mandelson die in vain?
(, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 21:22, archived)
Nobody gives a fuck (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 21:25,
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Good old John Davidson He's been cracking me up since the 80s. 'John's Not Mad' is a classic. 'CHOPPER DYED HIS PUBES GINGER' #ledge #galashiels
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 21:34,
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I wonder how 'I shall return forthwith' poster is handling itI should imagine it's rather tricky for the poor lad
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 22:01,
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i didn't see thatbecause I have most of those cunts on ignore
links is actually half decent for me
(, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 22:52, archived)
Let's balls again Ballsing time is here
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 21:24,
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Well yes, like all the other threads. Isn't that the point of this place?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 14:22,
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just ordered a chinesehope she's got a nice arse. and a big willy obv
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 17:52,
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AI bollock slop(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 14:56,
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ian botham's footbollocks(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 15:27,
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“I can’t really help with that but here’s some pictures of naked toddlers for you to enjoy instead”(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 16:32,
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Just look at the pictures and you soon will be.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 17:18,
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Good morning, merry gentlefolk. How art thou?(
Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2026, 5:38,
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Zooks!Hail fellow, well met!
But tarry, good fellow. Kenst thou not that 'folk' is plural, and 'thou' is singular?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 6:43,
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Yeah - on reflection, that would have been a more sensible response(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 7:28,
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A hapeth in your pocket sir, for exposing ye olde english ineptitude(
Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Feb 2026, 8:02,
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Nay, 'tis not Old, but early modern English sirrahAn it be no insult, needs must your own error mark: "ye" was a naughty type-setters convention, by Flemmish knaves, bent on butchering our noble thorn rune.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 8:22,
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Didn't 'you' and 'thou' coexist for a while, as the formal and informal form of address respectively?I seem to remember reading about Judge Jeffreys disrespecting a defendant by addressing him as 'thou'.
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.Yeti., Mon 23 Feb 2026, 8:53,
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 9:12,
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SureBut "thou" has always been singular. "You" is the versatile one.
(That was uncomfortable to write)
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 12:35,
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jesus fucking christ not thou an all(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 19:16,
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I hear that John Davidson has upset people at the BAFTAs with his Tourette tics.My ex-flatmate served him in his local pharmacy about 25 years ago. He came in and said "I'm in for my mum's prescription, the CUNT!"
(, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 9:23, archived)
Didn't realise he had tourettes, so all those terrible racist things he said were just verbal tics?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:00,
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You should watch "I Swear", the film based on his life as a happy-go-lucky incorrigible racist.(, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:01, archived)
Not sure I believe him, I don't remember him shouting out racist slurs during Big Break.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:09,
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They cut those bits out for broadcast.Each recording session was 16 hours long, they could only use 45 minutes.
(, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:38, archived)
No, that was his act, there was a lot of that in the 70s(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:49,
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Proper comedy before it became woke- dads in youtube comments
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$$ ✅, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 11:57,
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You're allowed to shout it at people if you say you have a medical condition(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 12:24,
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All women are, that's why I only date other incels(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 12:57,
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Morning I've just had to deliver a syringe of the mental's piss to the doctors and now I have to go to squeeze pus out of a cyst on my mum's shoulder.
I truly am blessed.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Feb 2026, 10:30,
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I think that's meant to be two words mate- "all right"
See?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 21:45,
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That's a bizarre hill to die on, might note that in my 'understanding the neurountypicals' blog(, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 21:56, archived)
I'm not on a hill, thanksBut good luck with your blog
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 21:59,
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nFuneral in 3hrs, hideous hotel fryup, 30 degrees, hangover from hell
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 22:58,
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they were never as good after Johann Gesmirch took over lead guitar duties(, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 16:13, archived)
A fucking stupid fucking cunt cunt (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 17:01,
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So much bullying Might make a few notes and then flounce
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 17:03,
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Are youse flouncin?-Why? Are youse askin?
-Aye
-Then ahm flouncin
Mwa!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 18:00,
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I'd like to think so- but it's more likely my dump stat
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 18:26,
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I act like a very smart kid- because of my enormous brain
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 19:09,
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I tried cruxifying myself once- the last nail is a bit tricky
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 18:51,
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That was the nine-inch one, if I remember correctly(, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 18:53, archived)
something something fascist panties(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 19:10,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 7:50,
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Hello you muddy buddies(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 10:37,
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It is well muddy out thereI popped out for a JOG (I'm not manly enough to run, see), with a mix of cross country and roads. Some of the so-called paths are just ponds now.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 12:07,
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Morning you beautiful bastards.No wait it’s afternoon now.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 12:22,
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I love a bit of the old 'salsa trombone' me(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 0:22,
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"His legacy is etched into the very soul of Latin culture. He will forever be ‘El Maestro’” it says here. But to me he'll always be my sweet little colon :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 0:27,
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There's absolutely no evidence that's what killed him.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 3:05,
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press 🍆: to pay respects"With more than 30m albums sold, multiple platinum records and 11 combined Grammy and Latin Grammy nominations, Colón is among the most successful salsa digesters of all time."
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 0:28,
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I have been moving house today.I am surrounded by loads of dirty shit that no-one needs. It’s kind of like /links.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 18:37,
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just leave the top shelf stuff in the attic for the new owners to come across one day(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 22:00,
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Watching the game, having a bud#topicalreferences
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 18:40,
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happy been here too fucking long day(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 22:01,
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Not been out today. That was a proper acid hole for 4 hours yesterday. Idiot move on my own .(
mongychops, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 19:33,
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-soloi nearly got out of my mate's car on acid. i was definitely not alone and he was doing a pretty reasonable now is not a good time to get out of the carph
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Feb 2026, 0:05,
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if my name started with octo i wouldn't be able to stop myself adding pissmaybe that's just a bladder related age thing idk
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 23:55,
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It was OctogenarianPussy for the longest time.(
Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Feb 2026, 13:11,
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i am partaking in of the boozei haven't had a drink for months. only had 4 beers feel a bit tipsy let's all go clubbing
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 23:59,
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i'm going to do a poo at paul's(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 8:35,
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go big or go homeis what i always say. people find it annoying but go big or go home is what i say.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:02,
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if it isn't go big or go home i have no idea(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:06,
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i have a big home. i like to go big and go homego big and go home is what i say
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 15:45,
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your words are wise and powerful(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 17:05,
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What's everyone up to for King Harald V's birthday? Might have a few pints then head up to town to see who's about.
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$$ ✅, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 11:28,
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forget norway(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 15:45,
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Why did the mead break up with the beer? Because it couldn’t handle the hops anymore.
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$$ ✅, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 15:13,
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I'm getting the busNot done bus travel in the UK for years
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 11:48,
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I did not masturbate on the bus/nonbuswankerblog
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 12:51,
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no, there like wasn't anythingAnyway, I bet you dont even know which bus i was on.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 21:58,
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Dave Grohl's Hairy HandbagMaybe mine won't catch on, I hopeful
(, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:19, archived)
The quote "I'm going to cut you open like an old woman's purse" is a line spoken by low-level bandits in the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:36,
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I took far too much acid at lunchtime. Was proper loopy by 4pm. Still tripping balls now, gonna be a long night (
mongychops, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 0:43,
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i hope you listened to gamma goblins by hallucinogenhowver you spell it
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:08,
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I hate that cunt and his shitty, lowest common denominator music.(, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:45, archived)
What about that one song tho?He didn't do it, but it was a good song
(, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:55, archived)
I detest Dave Grohl and his cunt fans.If he'd just been a session drummer then fine, great, but the horrible music, hypocrisy, and sycophancy just mark him out as an egregious cunt.
And his diehard fans are worse.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:05, archived)
He seems determined to become, and remain, everything that his old band stood against. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:07,
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Did you see him joining Guns n Roses on stage at Glastonbury?What a craven, abject arsehole.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:43, archived)
That's always who he was, though. Even when he was drafted into Nirvana, he was the grinning drummer.I offer no defence to any of your other charges, except hypocrisy - I dont recall him ever pretending to be anything he wasn't.
I wonder if erstwhile b3ta user "riverghost" has stopped pretending DG is his cousin yet.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 21:42, archived)
^^^ Imagine being this wound up and angry at a single person you never met and never will meet.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 10:44,
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I'll catch up with you David Pant, and I will end you(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 11:24,
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I think there are far more worthy music artists to direct your hate at.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 8:48,
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Alright, Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:06,
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I still haven't seen that. Any good?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:14,
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Did somebody say monkey?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 20:10,
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Hi SmashGood Friday? How was your Shrove Tuesday? Someone put a banana in my pancake (not a euphemism) I was fuming of course!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 20:12, archived)
FriDgeRefrigerator
Random D - which I hate
Not really I love the D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:49, archived)
Who the fuck drinks coffee on top of their fridge?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Feb 2026, 20:41,
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I got a whopping 4 / 7 and I ACTUALLY KNEW 3 of those, not just guesses!www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cev7dg291jzo
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 11:52,
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I haven't heard anything from Adrian Chiles lately, hope he's ok (
broadsword, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 12:57,
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I'm sure he can still fart out 200 loosely-related words of dull self-conscious shit and get paid for it, he'll be fine(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 13:29,
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or James CordenI wonder if they are working on a project together
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$$ ✅, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 13:54,
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Nice. No bullshit, no big egos getting in the way, just two insufferable cunts locked in a room together with loaded guns. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 14:05,
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Razor-sharp teaspoonsbloody, but protracted.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 14:41,
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4/7 better than my usual 3/7 but still pretty shit(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 13:13,
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TERRIBLE BULLYINGI can't access it at all now, friday is ruined
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 13:25,
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Don't you still hold a British passport? I'd write to the consulate about this. (
mongychops, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 13:49,
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I'm pretty sure I paid the license fee once(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 14:02,
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Why are you so upset you cannot access big black cocks?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 16:02,
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I think you've answered your own question there (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:37,
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5/7(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 14:45,
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Quick summary of the headlines today:Nonce, sweat, unemployment, Chagos, Iran.
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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 20 Feb 2026, 7:28,
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We didn't st... oh wait yes we did(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 8:10,
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we were always gurning, since the world was turning (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 13:32,
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However shit my day gets at least I can be grateful I'm not the Andrew formerly known as Princeor one of his victims
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 8:21,
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It's all performativeI can't find any instances of someone being found guilty of Misconduct In Public Office so the chances of him going on trial ar 0%. Still, it puts on a good show and demonstrates to the little people that there's some kind of accountability or something.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 8:28,
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this^I even read the cps guidance on the charge and there are a couple of very easy ways he can dodge it
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 8:46,
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Yeah, it’s easy.At no point did he say “Simon says touch my creepy old shrivelled paedo cock against your will” so none of it counted.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 8:52,
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Yeah, we should all just forget about it and move on.Oh look, UFOs!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 9:26, archived)
It’s the equivalent of Al Capone getting charged with Tax Evasion (
Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 10:26,
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Investigating someone for a potential crime you have evidence for,rather than just banging them up for what you reckon they've been up to? Call me old-fashioned, but that seems reasonable.
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 10:23,
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