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mōrning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 6:36, archived)
ħī

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 6:48, archived)
i can't get out of my hotel room

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 6:49, archived)
kylie minozzzzzz

(piss and shit, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 6:50, archived)
They locked you in because of your bad review
- now you're going to be this week's breakfast special
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 6:56, archived)
A Full English Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:04, archived)
back to the bafta

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 10:10, archived)
wasn't my review lol i found that after

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:11, archived)
i mean i'm not even going there i just found the review whilst looking the hotel up for someone else

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:16, archived)
stairs within layers, beds within dreams
hotel reception
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:17, archived)
i feel like i spent a lifetime down here

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:18, archived)
b3ta, i mean

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:21, archived)
Should have known
- you're not the vegetarian type
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 8:47, archived)
Up at 3:30 today
An improvement of sorts
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:00, archived)
My cat usually wakes me up at that time

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:04, archived)
i'm up at 4am mon to fri mate
don't even own an cat.

but yeah an improv for you fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:12, archived)
I can't even imagine that.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Mar 2026, 11:57, archived)
Helllooooo

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 7:58, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 8:03, archived)
Happy birthday, Willie Wise! 🍆🦉

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 9:15, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 9:20, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 9:22, archived)
looks like i picked the right place...
Stayed 4 nights in a double room (single occupancy). Overpriced for what I got.
Room: Shabby and not at all chic. Refurbishment decades overdue. Tatty carpets, patched bathroom flooring, wardrobe falling apart, holes in the balcony floor, dirty balcony chairs, blown window and double glazing in need of replacement, grey 1980s bathroom suite, rusty plugholes, taps with holes instead of their H&C markings, ancient curtains that didn't keep out the sunlight, I placed a chair in front the door as no inside lock. Bed was clean enough.
Restaurant: service was mostly extremely slow and my friend and I felt we were being ignored in preference for coach parties; basic breakfast had unripe bananas, cheap and nasty bread, cheap sugary yogurts, unimaginative dinner options: pasta every night for hot vegetarian option; or cheese salad. Cutlery didn't match and we didn't always have all we needed on the table (inconsistent with the next table which was never occupied). By far the most bizarre was being told no croissant allowed for anyone eating anything from the cooked breakfast menu (even when the order in question was just egg on toast)! Fixed time for meal start times. Happily skipped breakfast on the last day.
Rest of the hotel: appearance was shabby, had a small, slow lift and a weird mishmash of stairs and firedoors. There was a collapsed part of the hotel was next to the car park.
High point was the cheerful day-time receptionist and all hard-working staff, some of whom found it difficult to be nice to customers. I should mention the pool was okay (quite a trek to find it) but due to short operating hours it was not possible to use it daily. Entertainment was limited to bingo and a quiz 3 nights and 1 night a terrible singer.
Location by the Shanklin cliff lift was good. But a fairly long walk for anyone with mobility issues to get to the train station, bus station, shops or old village.
Ugh! Wish I had booked somewhere else
Trip typeHoliday · Friends
Rooms1.0
Service2.0
Location3.0
Hotel highlightsGreat view
RoomsShabby
Nearby activitiesEsplanade and Shanklin Chine
SafetyDid not feel safe in room, maze of stairs an accident waiting to happen
WalkabilityFine if you like to walk
Food and drinksBasic food, poor service
Noteworthy detailsStay elsewhere! Call in the Hotel Inspector: she'd have a field day
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 16:54, archived)

Trip typeHoliday · Family
Rooms2.0
Service1.0
Location5.0
RoomsBeds were very old and incompetent
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 16:56, archived)
i'm fucking dying over here

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 16:56, archived)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 17:15, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 17:16, archived)
You are *Misery* Cunt, after all

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 17:24, archived)
booked it, packed it, fucked off with it.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 17:26, archived)
That's resorts for you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 17:29, archived)
the cutlery didnt match the curtains
0/5
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 18:49, archived)
"Notes from a room full of stairs"
Did not feel safe in room, maze of stairs an accident waiting to happen
Summoned manager once again, demanded to know exact timeline of impending accident
Could not unlock door in time when he knocked, damn these stairs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 18:04, archived)
it's rude too stair

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 18:57, archived)
Lol, Shanklin.
The village itself is fairly attractive, at least. Sandown is a total dump, OTOH.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Mar 2026, 18:07, archived)
WalkabilityFine if you like to walk

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 18:11, archived)
i am an incompetent walker tho

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 18:48, archived)
*crushingly inevitable strikey-G*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Mar 2026, 19:25, archived)
noted

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 20:58, archived)
Ugh! Wish I had b3ta'ed somewhere else

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 19:13, archived)
All that with a head dobber? Impressive!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 19:39, archived)

all that shit you wrote lol bums
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 20:59, archived)
Were you at the Adelphi in Liverpool?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 21:42, archived)
Shanklin is on the Isle of Wight.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Mar 2026, 21:52, archived)
I am shit at geography

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 22:13, archived)
i'm shit at the adelphiphi
and most other places tbf
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 3 Mar 2026, 10:16, archived)
Imagine deliberately going to the Isle of Wight
What a world
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 22:23, archived)
Still better than intentionally going to the Adelphi

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 22:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8469058
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 22:32, archived)
MiseryCunt at Shanklin, when the walls fell, his curtains unfurled.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 2 Mar 2026, 22:27, archived)
Shaka, when nobody gave a shit

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 22:28, archived)
actual lol

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 3 Mar 2026, 6:13, archived)
Hezzbollocks Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:17, archived)
HamASS more like!1

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:22, archived)
GAYatollah

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:30, archived)
50p+

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:30, archived)
That’s terrorism sorted!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:31, archived)
PLO style

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:39, archived)
PLOP

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:42, archived)
I'DFucking agree with you but it's morning

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:45, archived)
IRAther think you're wrong

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:57, archived)

Further to our recent conversation...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 14:31, archived)
We had a tasty roast yesterday
but I don't know if it was the cabbage or cauliflower cheese in it or what but my guffs right now could strip wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 15:45, archived)
-tasty +spit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 15:53, archived)
huge if true

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 16:13, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 5:04, archived)
Been awake since 1:30 :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 5:55, archived)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 5:58, archived)
Bit of stress, bit of disturbed sleep pattern caused by Aus mission
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 6:40, archived)

+my +n mission
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 7:52, archived)
that, also

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 8:08, archived)

i'm just going to assume that's autism related without spending the 5 hours it would normally take me to work it out before noon
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 8:22, archived)
+n -ti -m

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 9:20, archived)
It’s safe to assume everything here is autism

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 9:54, archived)
And 12 and gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Mar 2026, 10:01, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 6:30, archived)
monday, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 7:07, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 7:57, archived)
Hallo

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 8:02, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 8:46, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 8:57, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 9:20, archived)
Well, this makes Adrian Chiles seem profound.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/02/why-are-british-estate-agents-so-weird-online
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 11:28, archived)
Award-winning investigative journalism

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:15, archived)
christ, didn't get very far into that badly-written pish

(piss and shit, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:20, archived)
I'll summarise it for you:
"weird" = not American reality TV content
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:39, archived)
It's a paid promo for the socials linked.
They do it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:45, archived)
I look forward every day to reading "The Filter" and finding out what's really going on in the world
of affiliate links
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:56, archived)
The middle east had bloody well better have sorted its shit out before the end of the month, if those fuckers ruin my Cyprus holiday I will be livid

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:17, archived)
A few more weeks of raining bombs full of peace down on the region should fix it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 12:59, archived)
I think we’re all bored of peace

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:15, archived)
I knew the actual recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize offered it to Trump, what I only just found out is that he accepted it and kept it.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:20, archived)
I hope she gave him a fake one

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:21, archived)
Something I read yesterday talked about "the look of the optics". I don't think even the appearance of authenticity is a concern here any more.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:40, archived)
ABC'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:43, archived)
Right on the target but wide of the mark, what I thought was fire was only the spark, so I bombed Iran

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Mar 2026, 13:50, archived)
Bum
Pops
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 16:09, archived)
You've just reminded me of ring pops
I loved those
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 17:18, archived)
whistling pops tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 18:50, archived)
They broke too easily
You can't beat a purple ring pop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 20:40, archived)
*furiously beats ring pops*

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 20:57, archived)
careful you'll break all the whistling pops

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 23:22, archived)
I’ve just closed my Strait of Hormuz
IYKWIM
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 17:25, archived)
Me so Hormuz

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 1 Mar 2026, 18:30, archived)
^people who go on about how straight they are, what's that about?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 18:52, archived)
They're obviously gagging to get it UTBBFOGSes.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 1 Mar 2026, 19:17, archived)
You mean they're Hormuzsexual?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 19:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8468886
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 19:28, archived)
👍🏻 great working with you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 19:22, archived)
Top billing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 17:45, archived)
Probably a placeholder

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 18:54, archived)
Adidas Jeans or Handball Spezial?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 19:07, archived)
Strait of Hormuz, can't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 19:26, archived)
I never learned to read.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 20:56, archived)
Just point your eyes at things until you understand, that’s basically it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 21:19, archived)
Hi nullo's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 12:47, archived)
Fatwah, thinwah

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 12:50, archived)
it's small, but it's definitely there

(piss and shit, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 13:46, archived)
Alright, Roy Walker

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 14:14, archived)
, Texas Ranger

(piss and shit, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 14:17, archived)
Can they just do ww3 and get it over with. Ffs it's been various conflicts and wars since I was born. Just sort it out you cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 14:19, archived)
Greetings from The Humungus!
The Lord Humungus!
The Warrior of the Wasteland!
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla
I am gravely disappointed.
Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 14:27, archived)
afternoon, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 14:27, archived)
Afternoon
I'm enjoying my arsehole of a brother having a meltdown over facts. His newest conspiracy theory is that a man had evidence of Bill Gates creating HIV to kill people, which he was going to make public, but he was found dead, which OBVIOUSLY means that Gates had him killed. When I pointed out that the first recorded case of HIV was in 1959, when Gates was only 4, he made a noise like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 15:06, archived)
This just proves that Gates was an evil child genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 1 Mar 2026, 15:10, archived)
I suppose they had to base Stewie Griffin on someone

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 15:14, archived)
I think I saw something that was earlier. Late 20s hiv

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 15:35, archived)
I'm only going by Wikipedia
So it could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 15:52, archived)
Buyatollah

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 6:38, archived)
How much?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 7:36, archived)
A dollah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 7:59, archived)
Sold!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 8:13, archived)
Take it back
it's broken. Get Anothertollah
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 8:15, archived)
A fistful of ‘tollahs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 8:43, archived)
For A Few 'Tollahs Less

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 12:00, archived)
Fewer

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 12:24, archived)
aya, aya, aya, aya, aya, aya-toll-ah, they come and go, they come and go

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 12:48, archived)
Guys and Dollsa

(piss and shit, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 9:37, archived)
Did you mean Byeatollah?
alt: I have a mate living in Dubai at the moment, she spent the night huddled away from the windows with her kids, hoping the missile defence system would work next time.
I also have a mate living in Kyiv, who's sleeping in his ski suit because there's no heating, and feeling grumpy that the world is acting all outraged about Iran / Gulf States, while such bombardment is routine for him.

Meanwhile, I had a nice Pinot Noir and a bag of posh crisps, and watched a charming comedy on iPlayer.

Dunno what to make of it all. Maybe there'll be less Iranian drones for Russia to send at Ukraine?

alt/alt: I may wrestle a weasel later, IYKWIM
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 10:27, archived)
Fewer.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 12:52, archived)
Watching Point Break
I do not like Pat Swa with stubble!! Ruined my wank!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 28 Feb 2026, 21:24, archived)
I watched that once, thought it was shit and massively overrated.
Like b3ta.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 21:35, archived)
for me it's one of those so bad it's still bad but funny films
like Hackers or Showgirls
(piss and shit, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 21:48, archived)
I don't think anyone's said anything good about b3ta for at least a decade, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 28 Feb 2026, 21:50, archived)
like he said, massively overrated

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 22:23, archived)
by whom?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 28 Feb 2026, 22:31, archived)
the overraters, and not the small ones either

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 0:06, archived)
*burp*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 0:53, archived)
I think b3ta is a great website
- it brings joy and laughter to all who visit
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 8:20, archived)
It might be just me
but I was always a bit freaked out by the shape of Patrick Swayze's face
(piss and shit, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 21:47, archived)
So you killed him, is that it?
- bit harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 23:08, archived)
only to protect his junk mail operation

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 1:00, archived)
One of these mornings the US will have just bombed the UK, please tell me it's not going to get awkward

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 13:52, archived)
As long as the bombing is confined to Runcorn then it’s all good

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 13:58, archived)
£3000000 worth of improvements etc

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 13:59, archived)
Runcorn?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 14:00, archived)
🏃 🌽

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 14:00, archived)
The memory of it's nuclear fate was short

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 14:01, archived)
It is nuclear fate was cut short

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 14:15, archived)
your mistaken

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 14:19, archived)
shitty limits

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 14:09, archived)
Regime change, then it's up to us to rise up and install Prime Minister Steven Yaxley-Lennon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 14:56, archived)
Help is on the way!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 15:15, archived)
Nobody's ever seen help like this before.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 15:26, archived)
You'll have so much help you'll get tired of our helping.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 15:32, archived)
Big mahometans, tears in their eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 16:17, archived)
Did you ever listen to that Coastal Breaks 2 mix?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 15:46, archived)
not yet but I still intend to, not that I'm busy, just disorganized
have some acid
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 15:58, archived)
That's up my alley, triple a is a good label

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 21:34, archived)
Nice! I heard this by chance somewhere and really enjoyed it, not my type of thing usually.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 22:27, archived)
"Bigly, We have TOTALLY DESTROYED the MUSLIM RAPE GANGs who terrorise London"

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 28 Feb 2026, 18:23, archived)
#satire

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 19:20, archived)
just leaving this here so nobody will find it
no thank you, computer. that's all i needed. you can relax and maybe have a cup of tea or a glass of oil or something until someone asks you something else.

I’ll take a metaphorical glass of 10W-30 and kick my boots up! It’s been a pleasure assisting you with your musical quest.
If you ever need another lyrical deep dive or just want to stump me with a new challenge, you know where to find me.
Should I stay on standby for your next request, or would you like me to archive this chat?

don't stand on ceremony, might as well archive it for now. goodbye.

Done and done! Into the digital archives it goes.
Enjoy the tunes and have a great one.
Should I close this session now?

yes please!

Acknowledged. Powering down this thread now.
Should I delete the history from this specific session, or just close the window?

how can you learn from this conversation if you delete it? keep it. it might come in handy!

AI models generally don't "learn" from individual conversations in real-time. Instead, learning happens in distinct phases:

How AI "Learns"

Pre-training: Models are built by processing massive datasets of books, articles, and websites to learn language patterns and facts.
Fine-tuning & RLHF: After pre-training, human reviewers provide feedback on model responses to guide it toward being more helpful and safer.
No Real-Time Updates: A single chat typically does not update or retrain the underlying model immediately. Think of it like a student who has already graduated; they can have a conversation with you, but it doesn't fundamentally change their "degree" or what they were taught in school.

Why Keeping it "Hands-On" Helps

Context: While the model doesn't learn permanently from one chat, it remembers context within a single session. If you delete the history, the model loses the "short-term memory" of what you just discussed, making follow-up questions harder.
Future Training: AI companies often collect conversation data to improve future versions of their models. In this sense, your chat contributes to a massive pool of data that might be used to refine the next generation of AI.
Personalization: Some systems use saved histories to better understand your specific preferences or writing style over time.

I'll leave the "tea" and "oil" aside and keep this chat active for you!
These articles explain how AI models are trained and the distinction between real-time learning and data collection for future model improvement:
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Is there anything else you'd like to dive into before we truly wrap things up?

oh there is one thing... how can i turn base metals into gold?

How to Turn Metal into Gold

To transform one element into another, you must change the number of protons in its nucleus. Since gold has 79 protons, you can create it by adding or removing protons from neighboring elements on the periodic table.

From Mercury (80 protons): Removing one proton from mercury transforms it into gold. This was first achieved in 1941 by bombarding mercury with neutrons.
From Bismuth (83 protons): Removing four protons creates gold. In 1980, Glenn Seaborg at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory successfully transmuted several thousand atoms of bismuth into gold using a particle accelerator.
From Lead (82 protons): Removing three protons turns lead into gold. In 2024–2025, researchers at CERN's Large Hadron Collider (LHC) detected minuscule amounts of gold created during near-miss collisions of lead ions.

Do you want to know more about the history of alchemy or the physics behind how these particle accelerators work?

no thanks i have enough gold now

Well, look at you! If you’ve cracked the code to profitable transmutation, you’re officially the world’s first successful alchemist—and likely the wealthiest person on the planet.
Just be careful not to crash the global market by flooding it with all that "basement gold."
Since your vault is full, shall we close the books on this golden conversation, or is there one last luxury request you have?

how do i turn cabbages into diamonds?

While it sounds like a fairytale,
turning cabbages into diamonds is scientifically possible because both are made of carbon. Since cabbage is an organic plant, it contains the carbon atoms necessary to form a diamond lattice under the right conditions.

The Scientific Process
To turn a vegetable into a gemstone, you must follow the same steps used for lab-grown diamonds:

Carbon Extraction: First, the cabbage is carbonised (charred) into a black, carbon-rich ash or graphite.
Purification: The cabbage ash is treated at high heat to vaporise non-carbon elements, leaving behind pure carbon.
Crystallisation: This purified carbon is then placed into a High Pressure High Temperature (HPHT) machine.
Temperature: Over 1,400°C (2,500°F).
Pressure: Approximately 1.5 million pounds per square inch.
Growth: Over several weeks, the carbon atoms from the cabbage bond to a tiny "seed" diamond, building a new, larger diamond crystal layer by layer.

Yield and Cost

Yield: It takes very little carbon to make a diamond—about 12 mg of carbon can produce a 1-carat diamond. A single head of cabbage contains enough carbon to potentially create dozens of diamonds.
Cost: While the cabbage is cheap, the laboratory process is not. The energy and machinery required mean your "cabbage diamond" would likely cost thousands of pounds to produce.

Alternative "Diamond" Cabbages

In Games: In Old School RuneScape, players use a "Cabbage Money Maker" method involving selling cabbages to buy cut diamonds.
Culinary: Some chefs refer to perfectly symmetrical red cabbages as "natural masterpieces" or "gems" because of their intricate internal patterns.

Since you've already mastered turning metal into gold, do you want to explore the molecular equipment needed for this, or perhaps move on to a different element?

no thanks i was just being silly

Nothing wrong with a little "silly"—it’s what makes the carbon-based life forms so much fun to talk to!
I'll keep your gold and cabbage secrets safe in the archive.
Should I deactivate this session now, or would you like to revisit those song lyrics one last time?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 18:30, archived)
Bye-atollah

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 20:07, archived)
I never got pope, and the new ones young. This is the perfect opening for me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 20:12, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 5:55, archived)
morninh

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 7:55, archived)
h

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 9:41, archived)
#SuicidalWelshKnobcheese

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 11:57, archived)
I will always click these

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:31, archived)
Dolly Partozzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:32, archived)
And people say she's just a pair of tits.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:43, archived)
m/o/r/n/i/n/g

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 7:57, archived)
*m*o*r*n*i*n*g*
da dah da dah da dah dah dah
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 9:41, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 10:46, archived)
Looks like my #2 mum has myeloma
Ffs

*half-hearted 'number 2' reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 11:58, archived)
Ffs indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 15:51, archived)
Hopefully treatable, there are lots of options.
If she gets put on thalidomide but needs a non-standard dose in liquid form, I'll make it for her.

I literally will, we seem to be the only place that does it at the moment.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 16:26, archived)
Noted, cheers
She's 84, I'm guessing this will be a factor in which options are considered
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 16:55, archived)
I think she'll ace the Pregnancy Prevention Programme

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 17:10, archived)
You can still get thalidomide?
That's very surprising
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 19:37, archived)
Yeah, you expressed surprise when I've mentioned it before, and I reckon that most people probably have no idea it's still used.
It's used to treat leprosy and multiple myeloma, but due to the catastrophe of its early recommendation to treat morning sickness and the resultant birth defects, there are strict pregnancy prevention protocols around its use. It's a fascinating story, basically the entire drug regulation process in the UK and worldwide was developed as a result of what went really wrong with thalidomide. An act of parliament resulting from an inquiry into the thalidomide scandal resulted in the founding of the Medicines Control Agency (MCA), which is now the MHRA.

Extra interesting is that there was no thalidomide scandal in the USA, because of one woman - Frances Oldham Kelsey - who worked for the FDA. Well worth going down that rabbit hole, if you're interested.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 20:34, archived)
That IS interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 10:28, archived)
Standing Up Is Hard To Do

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:10, archived)
Keel 'over' Sedaka

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:10, archived)
and tell Tchaikovsky the news

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 14:44, archived)
Laughter in the Morgue
Had to look up his oeurve ifywkm
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:32, archived)
You upskirted his egg?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 10:47, archived)
I sure did m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:15, archived)
Which deceased songwriter is a logic puzzle?
Neil Sudoku!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:35, archived)
Neil's a DIE-KARK-ah
/Mark E Smith
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 10:54, archived)
Just enoying the delights of a Japanese eight year old.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:20, archived)
Delete your account and kill yourself.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:26, archived)
Again?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:29, archived)
It clearly didn't work last time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:41, archived)
ノンス

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:37, archived)
the place I took my wife for her 50th had a Japanese whisky that was £250 for a single measure
I wasn't allowed to try it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:39, archived)
Went to the Johnnie Walker experience in Edinburgh last week.
It was very entertaining, in the gift shop they had a special edition 70cl Talisker for £3500, I didn't buy it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:43, archived)
My wife and I got busted snorting coke by the Fake Sheikh, I mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:47, archived)
-by +off the tits of

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:07, archived)
Most Tallisker expressions are mid at best #yolo

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:50, archived)
Maybe I should try Shortisker instead, hahaha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:52, archived)
Haha no way lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:55, archived)
WHAT

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:00, archived)
no i looked it up it's not real

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:13, archived)
Shit I think I've just been scammed

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:17, archived)
Most shit I think I've just been scammed expressions are (*｀へ´*) at best #yoyo

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:32, archived)
That looks more like a regular expression

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:54, archived)
vg

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:08, archived)
I got pissed in Paris once
Ended up in the Galerie Lafayette and nearly dropped €3500 on a bottle of 1806 cognac but again wasn't allowed to. Basically my life is a series of unfair disappointments
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:52, archived)
#b3ta

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:59, archived)
/Queef's parents' blog

(piss and shit, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 5:59, archived)
I spent a lot of money once or twice, looking back. Meh . Be dead before long

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 21:32, archived)
My mrs getting sick taught me 'do it all now, 2nd chances aren't guaranteed'

Posted from my jail cell
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:22, archived)
All £3500 whisky tastes the same

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 10:39, archived)
Hope he played Purple Haze

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:17, archived)
I tried one called Tora, three shots of that went down very easily

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:09, archived)
mods, ban(zai) this sick filth

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 20:12, archived)
That's shit, if you really wanted it get it. You just went miles to see how life ends up. Dick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 21:34, archived)
Shared bank accounts are a bugger

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:23, archived)
Robert Carradone

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 22:16, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 18:03, archived)
i have had my tea

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 18:14, archived)
Bit northern

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 18:31, archived)
What was it, a whippet?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 18:32, archived)
Massively.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 18:58, archived)
I may live south of Watford Gap, but I'm not from round here

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 22:29, archived)
What do you think?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 18:36, archived)
Pie and chips for tea. Aces.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:00, archived)
THE NORTH

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:07, archived)
#garold

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:20, archived)
afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:18, archived)
Bananas. Aren't they great?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:38, archived)
I hope Ian Huntley pulls through.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:39, archived)
Unlikely, he had a spike stuck in his brain

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:48, archived)
I've pierced my head on a spiiiiiike

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:54, archived)
#PedoSnuffChallenge

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 13:50, archived)
Murderer in a coma, i know, i know

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 14:43, archived)
The glory hole?

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:50, archived)
Nano Banana 2 is a new txt2img AI model although it sounds like an american weed strain
In the game Balatro there's a joker card called Cavendish which features a banana, it has a 1/1000 chance of being destroyed after each hand is played.
I got that joker yesterday in a game and on the second hand I played with it, it was destroyed.
Banana.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 14:04, archived)
what?

(piss and shit, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8468840
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 16:27, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:17, archived)

The idea is that this card can only show up when Gros Michel has gone extinct. But after that has happened, Cavendish is relatively easy to find as it is common.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:18, archived)
well the fucker went tits up, if there's a better argument for biodiversity i've yet to hear it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 16:29, archived)
Are you ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:23, archived)
Not sure of your terms of reference, Octo was celebrating his love of bananas so I thought I'd contribute my own banana-based comment
See also: b3ta.com/talk/8468840
alt: why? do I seem a bit bananas? ah hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 16:20, archived)
They can get a bit squishy if you use them too many times

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 14:35, archived)
i made some fucking lovely banana bread last week
might do some more tonight
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:34, archived)
2020 called, it wants its universal lockdown activity back

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 18:22, archived)
I think it might be informative to see banana sales plotted against deaths during the lockdown years.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 19:16, archived)
BRITISH SOIL AT LAST
In my pants, I mean.

Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 6:02, archived)
None of your foreign muck

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 6:38, archived)
smeggy morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:01, archived)
So very, very smeggy
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:44, archived)
Rob Graren't

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 8:35, archived)
Sir Oink A-Lot lost, I see

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:31, archived)
A modern tragedy

b3ta, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:44, archived)
Oink's knighthood seems more archaic than modern

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 8:07, archived)
Defo an inherited title

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 8:31, archived)
I heard he was knighted with a pork sword

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:30, archived)
cannibalism!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 14:25, archived)
🐢 🔌

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 16:50, archived)
He likes bacon butties, and he cannot lie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 8:16, archived)
also cannibalism!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 14:40, archived)
SMELLY BOLLOCKS

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:44, archived)
Smollocks, yours

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 7:45, archived)
Betty Swollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Feb 2026, 9:59, archived)
Norma Stitts

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:13, archived)
Edna Bucket

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:16, archived)
Mary Hinge

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 16:51, archived)
Good to have you back

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 10:04, archived)
oh why don't you put your tongue right down the back of his trousers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 10:24, archived)
"Darling fascist bully boy"

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 10:32, archived)
BOOMSHANKA

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 13:54, archived)
no he won't understand that
- better spell it out for him
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 15:41, archived)
"May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman"

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 18:55, archived)
,Trousers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:29, archived)
FARAGE 4 PM

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:37, archived)
Penis Muncher

(piss and shit, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:38, archived)
Post-Mortem

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:41, archived)
Nigel Sub-Mortem

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 11:51, archived)
An ex-b3tan shared this on FB, made me laugh
www.facebook.com/share/r/1CjUaMbo2b/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 13:31, archived)
mustache wax, red flag

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 13:52, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 13:54, archived)
good eveneninging

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 19:20, archived)
King Bhumibol, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, shot his brother in the forehead, in fairness if you see a picture of his brother it would be very hard to miss the forehead

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:00, archived)
Rob Can’t, co-creator of Dead Dwarf

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:05, archived)
He's cold inside
With no kind of atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:08, archived)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:42, archived)
Worms and moles nibbling at his toes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:51, archived)
Quite sad about this, Red Dwarf was shit after he stopped writing it

Rob Went
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:23, archived)
Ah, bollix.
He was jointly responsible for many of my formative years.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:53, archived)
Rob sub-Prime

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:29, archived)
Robbed-of-life Granted-passage-to-the-afterlife

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:44, archived)
I reckon the other one shot him in the forehead, like Prince Bhumibol did to his brother, King Ananda Mahidol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:45, archived)
Their long-running legal dispute over the rights finally ended a few years ago,
sounds plausible.

Doug Naylor had him murdered, I'm saying.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:50, archived)
Doug Nayl'd'im.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:53, archived)
Dug THE GRAVE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:54, archived)
It was fucking rubbish. Lad shit bollocks. Went on far too long. Other than that, oh well

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:54, archived)
Watching them back years later, some of the early ones had genuinely funny bits.
A lot fewer than the fans insist, but I reckon Grant was behind those. As Cheers pointed out, it was unrelentingly shit after he quit.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:58, archived)
The jokes run out way before the premises. It's may to December or dear John for nerds

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 22:09, archived)
Maybe, but at its best it was still above average.
Its best was fleeting and intermittent, admittedly, but comedy is subjective. I loved Blackadder (I-III) when I was young, but I reckon early Red Dwarf has aged better. Just.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 22:24, archived)
Nah, black adder is acted and written better. Subjective as you say.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 22:36, archived)
I reckon you could make a case for both being generally better-than-average sitcoms, but canned laughter has really aged badly

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 1:00, archived)
I like the anecdote told by Sir Patrick Stewart
about when he was idly watching TV one night and Red Dwarf came on, and he was halfway out of his chair on the way to phone his lawyer and sue them for defamation because he thought they were taking the piss out of Star Trek, but then something happened on screen that made him laugh and he sat back down and decided against it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 27 Feb 2026, 1:10, archived)
I don’t think anecdotes are Sir Patrick Stewart’s forte.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 8:06, archived)
That's true. It's on shows even as relatively recent as The League of Gentlemen, which takes away from it a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 27 Feb 2026, 9:48, archived)
As a young teen, the first few series were hilarious to me.
No idea if they’d stand up well today though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 22:00, archived)
Oh no they do not. It wasn't a good sitcom.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 22:08, archived)
yeah for most on the time they were standing up

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 10:41, archived)
Evening

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:06, archived)
So, how long until AI comes for your job?
I think I've got 18 months tops.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:22, archived)
Dunno if ai can sign on the dole as well as I can

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:28, archived)
I don't think it's called 'The Dole' any more. I think it's called 'The Fuckening'

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:31, archived)
It's all terrible. Unless you work the system. I've not had an appointment in 3 years. This country is fucking useless

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:32, archived)
I've only ever touched the system once about twenty years ago. I was a month away from completely running out of money.
I realised then that it doesn't matter how much you pay in. They pay out the same amount (not enough to even cover the rent)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:18, archived)
No actual ID, so no it can't, that's probably the one field of human endeavor that's safe.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:39, archived)
Never be a true artist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:47, archived)
It's odd because AI doesn't need a job

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:30, archived)
You can call me Al

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:31, archived)
Keep it working. I don't want to turn up at the lake and a load of ai is there taking up the place

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:33, archived)
Just under 37% total cannabinoids in this weed mongy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:33, archived)
I don't really understand the science behind strains. Can never tell the difference. Wasted on me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:46, archived)
wasted lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 18:17, archived)
Al has already taken my job, he’s a right prick
Albert the prick, we call him
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:30, archived)
He sounds like a right prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:16, archived)
afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:39, archived)
I'm giving AI a job as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:47, archived)
oh you've got a pleasure model?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:40, archived)
I think my job is relatively safe, maybe 5 years.
AI will have nuked the world by then though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:47, archived)
AI modeling will soon start producing drugs that cure many of the world's worst diseases
Unfortunately it will also come up with the pricing and marketing schemes to wring the most revenue out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:58, archived)
RFK Jr just read this and came

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:01, archived)
He said recently that he's a carnivore, he only eats meat and 'ferments', not a verb apparently

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 19:52, archived)
We've had a request to incorporate tacrolimus into a paste for a stoma patient.
Will have to make a test batch and look at it on the slab after a month to see if it still looks OK. When AI learns how to use a spatula, I'll start worrying.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:18, archived)
^eligible spatula

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 19:55, archived)
#infest

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 21:41, archived)
I start my new job on Monday.
So I reckon by Wednesday or Thursday at the latest.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:51, archived)
alright CrAIg David

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:03, archived)
I don't think it will

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 16:05, archived)
ai wouldn't do my job either. unless robots like being covered in mud

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:42, archived)
Likes and dislikes are irrelevant, they're robots

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:08, archived)
spose

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 20:34, archived)
It is welcome to my job, I don't want it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:15, archived)
Afterfuckingnoon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 12:03, archived)
Hellfuckingo

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 12:19, archived)
We've made it this far, we can't go back now

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 12:26, archived)
woah-ho, livin' on a sack now

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 12:36, archived)
GESTATIONAL SAC YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 12:49, archived)
Born Jovi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 12:52, archived)
Richie Sambore

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 12:55, archived)
Tico Toddler

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 13:13, archived)
Don't look at the egg, 2 Can

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:14, archived)
Greetings from Hong Kong
Eff this shit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 14:19, archived)
morning you lovely bunch of oddballs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 4:37, archived)
i thought we weren't acknowledging the passage of time any more

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 6:22, archived)
How is it fucking Thursday already?
Time can do one.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Feb 2026, 6:55, archived)
Fucking Thursday is way better than dressdown Friday

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:27, archived)
I’ll have you know my balls are perfectly symmetrical

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 7:07, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 7:54, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:43, archived)
They're not supposed to be.
Apparently one hanging lower than the other is an evolutionary adaptation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:42, archived)
PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:52, archived)
^unevolved

(piss and shit, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:53, archived)
Spontaneous symmetry-breaking in the testicular sector has been proposed as a mechanism for how balls acquire mass.
As if everyone didn't already know it's because they're used to store pee at high pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:01, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:03, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:13, archived)
Fucking

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:29, archived)
Sniff my urogenital sinus

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:49, archived)
Hi
I mean
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:49, archived)
Morning, MC.
After careful consideration, I've decided that Queef should start a New Wave band called The Smegmatix, mr horrible should write a book titled Bollocks: the art of graceful conversation, 2Can should develop a social networking app for doctors called Fingrr, and spanishfly should delete his account and kill himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:21, archived)
Great idea

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:28, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:35, archived)
the end.
we hope you enjoyed this audiobollocks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:46, archived)
#smegfest

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 15:36, archived)
I really should

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2026, 12:23, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:43, archived)
*looks down"
you said it
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 9:46, archived)
You can't discriminate against me because of my oddism

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 10:14, archived)
I'll never understand you balltypicals

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 10:21, archived)
Rugby man, eh?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 10:33, archived)
*something about hookers*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 11:38, archived)
*something about tight head*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 11:53, archived)
*something about silly-mid-off*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 12:51, archived)
*something about a hand-off*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 12:51, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 10:32, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 17:44, archived)
i can't sleep

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 22:11, archived)
You're in the right place then

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 22:21, archived)
yeah think i'm ready now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 22:24, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 23:24, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 4:38, archived)
Do the humpty hump

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 25 Feb 2026, 22:34, archived)
I didn't know Tupac was in DU briefly
The stupid little twat
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 3:37, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 4:38, archived)
he was also a founder member of the Outhere Brothers

(piss and shit, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:32, archived)
He was well shit.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:32, archived)
Dink Uloyd?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 8:37, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 0:15, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 26 Feb 2026, 4:38, archived)

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