The front page of the Guardian
claims that because of the EU budget summit, England and Germany's relationship is at "an all-time low."

Not like there were wars between us or anything, then.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:26, archived)

Arf!
What a clanger
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:28, archived)

hahaha
Nothing like a bit of hyperbole to kick your week off.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:30, archived)

A hearty meh to you all
this grey and overcast Monday.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:48, archived)

Meh

( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:49, archived)

meh
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:54, archived)

me*yawn*h
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:04, archived)

And a resounding Ftang! straightbakatcha


Have those pesky Scandinavians stolen the British summer again?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:54, archived)

Good ning....
I wish i were dole scum today...damned work
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:11, archived)

'ning Sir
Only just caught the last meat wagon on Saturday. Got talking to a pair of fellow drunken idiots on the bus and stopped in for a couple more pints on the way home. Eventually stumbled in at 1am - much to Mrs Catfish's delight, as you can imagine.

Successful night all round, I thought.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:20, archived)

Of course,
you jammy bastards went out drinking in Reading on Saturday didn't you? I hope you all had fun.


While I was at home danking.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:24, archived)

Well if you will live with johnyy foreigner...

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:29, archived)

Oh my
Doghouse then:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:24, archived)

;)

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:31, archived)

Ning.
My boss abbreviates "Blenheim Road" to "Belm" when he writes it on the top of the papers :D
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:17, archived)

It's pissing it down here
I'm soaked. And at about 4 this morning I was woken up by the most almighty storm. It's judgement, I tell you.

Ning!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:22, archived)

I thought that would be 2012?
That'll be a relief if London gets the Olympics.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:23, archived)

Weird
My computer just turned itself off, completely of it's own accord. That happened to anyone before?

And when it came back on, my clipboard was wiped, and I was logged out of b3ta.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:35, archived)

Due to your nickname
the Government haxed j00.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:39, archived)

Have you been looking at naughty pictures on t'internet again?
Never forget that God sees EVERYTHING you do - and he knows how to press Ctrl + Alt + Delete.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:56, archived)

I was on b3ta at the time
And it just did it again! The box clicked, butdidn't turn off. The screen went white with black lines, and I had to restart.

This is starting to piss me off
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:06, archived)

I don't know nearly enough about compewders to warrant giving advice
but is the power lead in securely? It doesn't look like a software fault - more like an electrical one.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:14, archived)

Yeah, I checked
Bloody second hand - it must be old, it's got a zip drize installed!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:21, archived)

Loose connection in the plugs?
Mac? Have you fed the little pit ponies inside the main power supply?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:25, archived)

I'm giving it a scan
Examined: 2501
Remaining: 104091
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:26, archived)

Mine used to do this because it had a power supply affecting virus.
Scan yerself.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:21, archived)

Will do
But Macs don't get viruses :(
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:22, archived)

Could've been a power cut?
.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:22, archived)

No - having watched War of the Worlds a couple of days ago
I was a bit worried, but the lights work (plus the screen was still on)
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 8:25, archived)

theres this guy
on some tech forum im on and hes asking a question... but he spelled before 'befour'.... i thought it was a misspelling, but then in his post he uses the internet lingo 'b4' as before. and he mixes it up a little with b4 and befour. it seems apearent, although i hope im not right, that this guy thinks that its accually spelled 'befour' because he uses this internet lingo so much....
thats just two stuzerozeropid....
(Cyrus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 6:17, archived)

You dropped these: T ' I' ' , I A I I I' ' T '
The word 'and' does not begin a sentence.
I can only presume 'apearent' is meant to be 'apparent'. Same for 'accually' being 'actually'.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 6:38, archived)

Oooh, takes me back!
I can start a sentence with 'and' if you like:

'And' is a conjunction.

So there!
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 6:55, archived)

shutup :'(
your gay~
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:18, archived)

Also to be found in that crazy jive song, 'Jerusalem'

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk among Englands blah de blah...

Mohning.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:22, archived)

nonononono....
i just mean its odd that his guys spelling has been skewed by internet lingo.... i have no problem wth impropor grammar
(Cyrus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:13, archived)

'Improper'
Hehe, I just like to fight pedantry with pedantry. It's fun until an uberpedant comes along and corrects me somewhere!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:19, archived)

Balls.
I was almost ready to set off for work, just brushing my teeths and something clicked (in my mind, not my teeth)..

I have an appointment with the dentist at 9:40 this morning and didn't actually have to get up for another 3 and a half hours.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 5:58, archived)

Use the time constructively.
Have a wank.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 6:03, archived)

How many wanks can you fit into 210 minutes?

( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 6:58, archived)

420

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:20, archived)

Hello?
is there anyone there?

Or am I the only sad cunt still at work at 4:42 in the morning?
.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 4:42, archived)

Hi, no, yes.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 5:15, archived)

Thank you.


nipples
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 5:31, archived)

Can someone please explain
how this:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3503&item=5594842173&rd=1
can be for real, surely they have to be nicking from the post office?
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 2:59, archived)

You collect stamps.
*points and laughs*
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 3:02, archived)

naww...
I'm just too lazy to go to the post office, and too cheap to use smartstamp :)
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 3:28, archived)

thought
businesses could buy job lots of them so maybe thats what these are.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 3:03, archived)

ahh yus,
quite possibly :)
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 3:45, archived)

I'm naked right now
What are you wearing?
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:24, archived)

this isn't working
how am I going to get cheap thrills now?
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:31, archived)

see below

(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:32, archived)

would the answer 'baggy Y-fronts' have helped anywhat?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

yes.
thank you.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

jeans, tshirt, knickers, bra, stockings, shoes im trying to wear in.
the usual.
( toxie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:37, archived)

fwap fwap fwap
thanks
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:39, archived)

stockings under jeans?

you know how to tease a man.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:48, archived)

i couldnt find any tights..

( toxie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)

Tights under jeans?
It's the fucking summer!
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 1:07, archived)

good point
I never wear tights in summer
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)

I
only ever wear tights if im doing a job.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 2:38, archived)

Stripey boxers.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 1:58, archived)

a
smile.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 2:34, archived)

crazyxxx3dworld.net/free/fhg/39/043.jpg

nsfw.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)

/I love her expression
(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:24, archived)

?

did I miss the point?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:29, archived)

thou art
only the 4th link down on the hun?

/ed: I think something is added if you understand that the bird smoking is supposed to be the girlfriends mother and the girlfriend has just caught boyfriend mother fucking...
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

Your old hair looked better.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 1:41, archived)

that
one in the middle has a terrible grey mustache.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 2:35, archived)

Couple of questions
about site building...

what would be the best cms for building static pages in a wysiwyg manner while being able to use my own design?

also, does anyone remember the name of the free textarea replacement that gives you a wysiwyg editor in a html page incase I have to write my own cms?

/ed: just read this back, damn it's a load of toss.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)

That's a lot of words not to understand

I half understand it, though the important half is beyond me
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:16, archived)

more seriously
I find there is no such thing as wysiwyg, all browsers interpret what you really want the layout to look like in their own non conformist ways.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:20, archived)

'm after
a mambo / phpnuke-like backend that's not bloated...

and the other thing was HTMLarea though, in view of fckeditor I think I'll write my own backend :)
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)

I hate
a bloated backend.
(SquidHead, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:27, archived)

i have no idea
i use www.crimsoneditor.com and php/mysql for stuff.


edit: and good night everyone.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:16, archived)

funky :)
nn!
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)

i dunno
dreamweaver?
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:25, archived)

this is exclusively what i use

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

it's great
except when it ballses up and crashes. Or cacks up your templates. Which it does a lot.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

shall have to look into
legally obtaining it :)
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 1:10, archived)

hmm...I just had to reset while my pc
was upgrading my virtual paging file or something and while it was booting,it beeped a bunch of times.anyone know what the hell is going on?
(That guy with a hat., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)

nope

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

someone
paging you?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

Windows XP?
If it's ballsed up, you'll always have the saviour that is 'System Restore'..

Usually, people overworry about these things.. If you're at the PC now and it's working fine, chances are everything will be ok..

I suggest thundering your face into a bowl of jam.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

The "saviour"
It isn't if a virus is using that area to hide itself, and repopulate after a scan....

/Has disabled System restore, thank you very much
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)

I've just been playing doom 3
and have almost shat myself
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)

*jumps out from under stairs*



Edit: the final boss is nigh on impossible on any difficulty past recruit. I've only managed it once on marine. and I havent made it to the end just yet on veteran
( newg rum n coke, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:45, archived)

ARGHHHHH!!!
*fires wildly with a shot gun hoping it'll hit something*
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:45, archived)

You need to start thinking of it more like a tom clancy-style shooter
and being far more stealthy and careful. If you go at it unreal tournament-style you'll have real trouble getting past the hellknights later on.
( newg rum n coke, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

*pops out from behind the sofa as a tripod creature*

"OOOOOOOOOOOOHLAAAAAAAA"
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

They've got some kind of industrial low pitched finishing-time horn in the new movie
instead of 'ulla'

not as scary
( newg rum n coke, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

mindpiss
and i thought the new sound was great

isnt is supposed to be the bass line from the Close Encounters tune?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

It sounds shit
more like a fog horn than anything else.
( Dobsky, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

what, so you expect massive war machines
to sing?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

I wanted to see them
flying to earth in the hairy bollock cars, so I dont think I'd ever be happy with the new movie.
( Dobsky, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)

There's no singing in the movie?

Not even Justin Haywood sneaking in a quick reprise?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

not once.
Though I'm sure at some point I heard that Eve of the War had been re-recorded...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)

i was quite pleased that in the new film
the tripods do have a kind of ullaaaaa!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

I didn't think it was that bad...
Just run (not walk) away from the boss, get the soul cube, repeat. Unless they changed the game seriously for Xbox, it should be the same on all platforms.

The one in Hell, I felt, was worse, but that's because you have to shoot a much smaller target. Great game, though, not nearly as bad as the consensus makes out.
(inquisitor is currently wasting time, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 2:39, archived)

I thought it was more
repetitive and boring than scary.
( Dobsky, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

the last game i bought
was the original half life.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

I did enjoy that game
had it on ps2 and gave it away when I had finished it. I miss it now.

Games I would like to play again (I give them away when I have played them once)

Zelda from SNES
James Bond from N64 (Goldeneye?)
Half Life from PS2
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

The Zelda from SNES
Was released one the GBA. I enjoyed it muchsome both times.
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

is this forum for real?
is this forum for real???
(HAY GUYS, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

No this is a figment of your imagination

Now we have cleared that up, I can say what I like as you now know I do not exist.

Fuck off.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:45, archived)

play nicely

( toxie, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:46, archived)

awww
Can I just play a little with the newbie?

I promise I won't pull any limbs off.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)

*hands cattle-prod*

your turn.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

Coorrr

*licks tip with tongue*

Got quite a kick to it!
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

you're funny
the newbie?
right?

you're a funny fucker, the only limbs you'd pull off would be off a chikcen you fat virin piece of shit.


i love you
(HAY GUYS, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

ha ha ha
b3ta.com/youcantspell/
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 4:32, archived)

there's no need for that,
he's not trolling (yet)
( newg rum n coke, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

reread my post
I was not being rude (yet)
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

yes
you are rude you fucking arrogant cunt.
(HAY GUYS, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

That was mild compared to what you're now giving it.
must you troll?
( newg rum n coke, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)

chill out dude
yes, we are a bit weary of new people around here.

play nice, give plenty of *bums* and i'm sure a few people will be willing to help you out.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:00, archived)

easfnusefn
*bum*
(HAY GUYS, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:03, archived)

oh cor blimey guv, we got a live 'un 'ere.

*unpacks cattle-prod*
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:46, archived)

dfzvfrfrge
meow



lol!
(HAY GUYS, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)

repeat post
this forums seems pretty cool can i learn photoshop?
(HAY GUYS, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)

Well?
Can you?
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

.
hopefully if u teach me, rite?

:[
(HAY GUYS, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

I suggest you try the main board,
if someone posts someting you like, compliment them on it, and ask them how they did it. I'm sure most people would be more than happy to explain their pictures.

You won't find anyone willing to give you photoshop lessons though. learn to emulate stuff you like, and you'll be making your own in no time.
( newg rum n coke, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

*spooge*
www.hackerz.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=194&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)

is that 4 real?

(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:12, archived)

Ask again in English.

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

i was being ironic

(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

*passes spoons*

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

i dnt knw
havnt tryd it
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

apologies for my abrupt departure earlier
it appears that my computer is very very sick.

*backs up mp3 and photo archive frantically before it does it again*
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

*heals*
time for me to go to bed, night night lovely folks :)
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

I'm off to bed with a nice cup of tea
and a book.

There's room for a few more if anyone would care to join me, it's a big bed!
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

do you make good
tea? cos im there if its good, and you can read to me also
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

I make good tea, I'm a Yorkshireman!

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

i'll be there
in a sec, i have to take my lenses out
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

You're last in,
turn the light out would ya?

;D
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

how in the hell
are you supposed to read in the dark

OI! that isn't where I put the bookmark
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

what sort of book?
edit: fuck it I'm tired - I'm in there anyway ;)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

Ray Bradbury,
also the new Edge magazine if I can't be arsed to read that.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)

I'll read that
you read the book, Bluestar can drink the tea

..sorted

..profit
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

It's a deal!
Night all
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

BBC Two
Are using exactly the same song Sky Movies are using on their adverts.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

OMG!
CALL TEH FOOKIN POLLIZZ!
Who gives a flying fuck? Jesus Christ on a pedalbike.
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

I spent all day today thinking it was monday.

(FluffehNinja, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

I wish it were Friday
:(
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

Me too,
I'm not ready for another week yet.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

not
teh monday!!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

*closes eyes*
*covers ears*

*waits for Friday*
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

^this
:(
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

ARGH!
don't remind me... i have to spend 8 hours tomorrow mixing drum and bass music. *cringes*
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

And this bothers you why?

( Hankster, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

hey you
:)
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)

Hurrah!
It's you.
How you doing matey?
( Hankster, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)

pretty damned
well thanks - although work tomorrow which is going to royally suck, but i have teh wine, good tunes and am here so life is sweet :)

how are you hon?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

COPYCATS!

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)

KILL THEM ALL!

(FluffehNinja, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

Ok. Radio
shoutcast3.plexus-internet.com:8000/listen.pls

I have mic issues, tell me if it's working
( Hankster, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

*cough*
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

Oh shit are you on?
Sorry dude

Maybe a litlle drunk and not with it
( Hankster, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

no worries
you weren't to know since i forgot to announce here, as it was a follow on from rich's show earlier.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

I was gonna say
I spazzed back and there was nothing.
That's cool anyway I realy need to go make a cheese sarnie anyway
( Hankster, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

I just rang up my friend tim
and the brief conversation left me wondering;

If your phone rings while you're masturbating, is it normal to answer it and keep going?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

new angle of looking at 'normal'

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

pffffft
that made me laugh out loud
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

i wonder if he
used handsfree?
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

hey you!
*huggles*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

yay :D
*squeeeeezes* ning!
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

and how are you
m'dear?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

full of beans, ta :) you?
flying tomorrow morning.

you must come to Comma's picnic on the 16th - i'll be there and everything!
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

i dont think i can
i'm going away at the end of the month and need to save every bit of cash i can :/
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

bah
come anyway! there will be huggles & frisbee...
*tempts*
could probably even do it in a day, so no over night costs!

anywhere exciting?
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

just to teh seaside
in somerset - i look forward to collecting shells because i am all teh sad - but if you lived as far from teh seaside as me, you'd be all teh excited too
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

zummerzet?
were the zider aapples grow? :D

/loves the westcountry muchy
*fluffs mutton chops*
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

where in Somerset?
down my end, or oop north?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

My ex
answered the phone to her mother during sex once.
If that helps.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

your ex had sex with her mother???

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

I hate you I hate you I hate you.
/attempts to bleach brain
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

why would u answer the phone
whilst having sex?

no matter who it was you just wouldnt would u?
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)