'ning you bunch of hermaphrodites
I'm going to do a broadcast in a bit of anyone fancies it?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

Yes!
I'll shut up, and listen. :D
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Hurrah!
Just got to do a couple of things but be on in about 20 minutes...

I'll post a linky in a bit
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

That's good, cos I've only got about 20mins queued up!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

It's almost as if it's planned...
scary stuff!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

I will listen
on the condition that you play some Gary Moore
*grabs ankles in thanks*

note: Moose is currently online
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

I think I can arrange that...
what would you like?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)

parisienne walkways?
the live version if possible, but I'm not picky
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

Cool
I shall wallop that in at some stage for you ('tis most ace)
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

*bums you while fingering own minge*

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

Finger mine.

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

*tethers self*
*dives in*
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

You cheeky shit.

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

One chavette's display name on my MSN list is:
"(crying face)Aunties Funeral 2 Day Very Sad And You Gana Be Missed By Loads Always In My (heart) R.I.P (wilted rose) Never New I Had Such a Fit Relative"

...The last part disturbs me.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

Yes.
They mis-spelt knew.

damn chavs.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

And you misspelt misspelt.
Damn chavs.
( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

*puts up middle finger*
*swears*
*swigs white-lightning*

its the weekend. My brain is dead.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

It's.
( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

I think this must be revenge for my usual pedantry.
Drinks more beer.
Cares not. Much.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

the whole thing disturbs me

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

Not that
fit is she fucking died, unless it was whilst jogging.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

Why the fuck is she on your MSN list then?

Send her to Grandma
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

She left my primary school in year 2 and has somehow managed to obtain my address.
It's funny how she was really geeky back then and is now a total chav.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

I have someone
nearly exactly the same on my list, left my infants school at the end of year 2, then found my address. Except shes a fat emo slag.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

If anyone can out pikey my tea, I will be suprised.
Half a tin of corned beef with a blob of ketchup on each slice.
A Bacon flavoured pot noodle.
A cream and jam doughnut finger, two days past it's sell by date.
A slice of white bread with nutella.
A small bottle of Tizer.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

I had an ethiopian,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

Corned beef and ketchup bacon flavour pot noodle cream and jam doughnut finger white bread wiht nutella casserole
with Tizer.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

I'm not far away
the remains of a packet of bacon that was on bogof
a can of ravioli
bread and butter

and a bottle of merlot pinotage shiraz
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

You
posh fucker.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

bear in mind
last friday I had sirloin steak and an £8 bottle of wine
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)

Chip butty
Cant beat corned beef though, it's godly.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

'ning peoples
should I stay here for hours or go to bed when the gannet goes to bed?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)

Depends how tired you are
and what you have to do tomorrow.
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

This.
/incredibly tired
( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)

*snugglystrokes*

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

Thank you!
*snuggles in*
( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

you never snuggle me back
*grumps*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:49, archived)

You never snuggle ME in the first place.
*grumps*
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)

You young 'uns!
*gramps*
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

*grabs*
*lays back*
*snuggles*
*gropes*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)

*squeeeezes and doesn't let go*

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

*wants to join*

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)

*snugglysnugglysnuggly*

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

Yayyyy!!!
*reciprocates*
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

ok
now I have a mental image of you sitting on a sliding arm going from side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side...

*snuggles*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

Crap, I used the wrong word.
Which one do I mean?
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

it is the right word
it's just an alternate meaning
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

*joins in too*

/Is back in civilisation for the weekend.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

*snoggles*

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

*hugs*
welcome back
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/627510
( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

I have the joys of
sleep deprivation from being unable to stay asleep while I've been ill plus post-viral fatigue
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

You win.

( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:49, archived)

tomorrow I intend doing as little as possible
though I'll probably end up being really busy
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/534244
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

nap

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:50, archived)

'ning!
It's 'ning where you are?

This may be glasscock to some, so I won't start a new thread. Because of this:

uk.news.yahoo.com/050707/325/fmw5r.html

many of us are posting our own "prayers" on his messageboard:

forums1.sonymusic.com/groupee/forums/a/frm/f/665106676

The cunt must be punished!
(Auntie Vera, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)

of course it's 'ning
eve-ning
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

Duh!
Please slap me.
(Auntie Vera, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

*slaps*
daftie :P
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

Thanks
I needed that.
(Auntie Vera, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

Jesus tittyfucking Christ...

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

Anyone that went to the Oxford bash
might like my review of the Turf Tavern....
www.bestpubs.co.uk/layout0.asp?pub=122470
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

which one was the turf?

( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

The tiny one with the open fires
when you were there - that is a review from the last Oxford bash
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

that one was lovely!
we got to toast marshmallows.
it was good.
( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

It was a different experience
last time we went.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

The little one
full of prententious students and blokes in bad hats/sarves
( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

this
we were there so briefly that
this
is about the only photo I took :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

Gah! CHOBB!
"This week I have mostly been going to the Turf"
( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

Hmm
Not sure about the b3ta mention.
Could get us flamed/trolled
I don't recall the incident as I arrived after
( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

Doubt it...
anyway they derserved that review.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

i went there lastnight
took about 20 minutes to get drinks
no thanks to all the bloody foreigners ordering 9 pints at a time
( bookerina, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

I thoroughly enjoyed speaking to a colleague at trading standards a few days after...
you have never have too many inspections:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

pffft

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

Bravo, sir!

( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

Hmm...
How can I contrive "my hobbies are sitting at home at the computer every evening, except for those nights when I just go to sleep instead" into a positive personal statement for my UCAS?
( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

How about
"my hobbies include sitting at home at the computer every evening, except for those nights when I just go to sleep instead. Hurrah!"
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

Pfft.
Seriously, though, I'm quite worried because I have literally nothing to put down...I don't do sport, I'm not a huge movie aficianado, I don't visit the theatre, I don't do volunteer work or help charities, I don't have any particular duties at home...
Bah. When I was younger I was captain of the primary school football team, a Scout, a major part of the Young Enterprise company my school ran, a member of the school council for 3 years, and form delegate for 4. I've done nothing recently...
( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

make shit up, but stuff you know you can blag,
as most interviewers will ask you about them.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

*feeds sentence through UCAS personal statement filler*
*a small ping is heard*

"I have a great deal of interest in computers, and I am very proficient with the use of various software programs which will prove essential in successful completion of my course, added to which I am very experienced with use of the Internet as a research tool (ppffft)." and "I manage my time very efficiently, and cope very well with the workload set upon me"

EDIT: don't type (ppffft)
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

christ that's good,
trying to write mine was like pulling teeth
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

it is good
about the only thing I remember from mine is the phrase:
"looking forward to moving up to higher education, to realise the ambition of being the first in my family to do so"
Of course, I'd forgotten about my cousin Vivianne who was at Trinity in London studying Music at the time ;)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

I'll be...erm...the latest of many.
I'm not even the first in my generation, but I'm the only one of my dad's 4 to do it.
( Malchick, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

Has anyone seen my other shoe?

( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)

define 'other'

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

I have one
I need the other one

Edit: Found it.

Night all.
( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

dunno mate
but I can't find my other sock
conspiracy?
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)

aaaw they've eloped together
to make little socky shoey babies
( bookerina, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

even then
you will still be one short
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)

this is odd
I can see b3ta, refresh, post, everything
I'm listening to Moose Radio.
So my connection must be fine.
But I can't go to news.bbc.co.uk...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)

Have you tried
newsvote.bbc.co.uk
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)

same problem
i can't go anywhere else either - for instance Google, download.com and tfl.gov.uk
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)

very odd.
I'm not techy, so I'm not much help I'm afraid.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

Oh Dear, my favourite scottish campsite has finally got a website
and it's bloody awful,looking

www.redsquirrelcampsite.com/

still won't stop us going
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

hahah
thats crap
( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)

it is isn't it
good campsite though
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)

ooh, pretty
Everything I see is beautiful, for I am eating jelly.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)

My eyes
my eyes

simmilar? Good God a spell check is not beyond the bounds of decency either.

Is it nice there, never really been there.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)

it is the best site in that area
facilities are basic but the scenery and atmosphere is great, wanna go ?
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

b3tan camping..
dangerous!

but count me in
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

1st week in august?

( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

Erm...
I dunno actually, all a bit confuzzled at work... End of Aug works better for me.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

see how many other b3tans we can get
I'll go up at the end of the month as well
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

Huzzah!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

*ahem*
is there a Mrs Moose? or mooselets
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

Not as far as I know....
Just little old me!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

no probs
wifey asked, Jviper and dekazer might turn up
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

I shall speak to them on Monday...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

Good ning sir!
oh, and anyone calling themselves a 'webmaster' needs spanging with a book of cheats for D&D games
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

can you get to
212.58.226.50/
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

My cat seems to be producing currency
and there's a concert kicking off up the road
and it's jelly time!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

I tried to extract more coinage
and she scratched me.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

Knock knock

( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

You scared
or something?
(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

MERKIN!

( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

I always think of that company that makes iPod add-ons
Belkin, when you say that
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

Belkin make more than just iPod add-ons.
They make wireless access points that cease to work and then point you to a tech support staff with an unbelievably thick accent who can barely speak English.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)

Who is there?

( dantl, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

It's me

can't you see my name at the bottom?

*rolls eyes*
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

*Hits with paintpots*
/home alone
( dantl, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

you are a postman
aicmfp
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)

If I was a postman
and that five pound was in a card you couldn't claim it, coz I would have nicked it.
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

Oh my God it's almost
JELLY TIME!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

STOP
Jelly Time
( dantl, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

I was just about to say that
*pisses on mind*
( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

I thought It was token B3ta/talk response
Number 6
after Bums, fwaps, hugs, gays and spangs!
( dantl, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

Jelly Time Hammer Time
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

Huzzah!
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

Exactly!
My feelings expressed in a single gif!

*hurries off to see is it has set*
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

10 more minutes

( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

It sets better in the microwave*
/may not be true
( dantl, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)

I don't own a microwave

( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

hmmm
that gives me an idea

/has an idea
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

No

DON'T DO IT, THE STAINS WILL NEVER COME OUT

*clasps hand over mouth*
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

jelly plus norks
= happy happy fun time
( The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

*has no norks*
*is sad*
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)

So, I need to write a syllabus by next week
for a basic html course.

Do I do 4.01, or xhtml + basic css? 20 hours class time roughly.

For those of you who have no idea what html is, would you want basic notions of good practice first, or just wade in with how to make "Hello World" appear in a table with a picture of a dog next to it?
(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

4.01 + css
Don't mention <font> etc, but stick with 4.01 which is far more forgiving than xhtml.
( N3d, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

But is deprecated.
Hrm. I just think CSS is a bit of a can of worms for only 20 hours of classtime.
(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

4.01 isn't deprecated, shirley?
Xhtml support is patchy at best. You have to serve it with a content-type of text/html to make ie render it properly, which is wrong (if you're being anal).

xhtml and 4.01 strict are semantically very close, but 4.01 permits unclosed tags and forgives case errors, quoting inconsistencies etc.

Gah, you made me think, you bastard. *necks pint*
( N3d, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

Basic notions of good practice

is good.
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

This.

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

xhtml + css, it's the future...
no point writing about 4.01 anymore!
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

Buggrit,
teach the bastards docbook + XSLT!

/learning xslt blog
( N3d, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

just give them the basics
[head]
[title]
[font] and a brief intro to hex numbers
[center] vs [div]
and obviously [a href] and [img etc]

edit: 20 hours!! It took me less time than that to write this: freespace.virgin.net/eldon.drive/publicgallery1.html
and that's in Notepad with absolutely no help or experience

ok, I realise it's crap
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

Then fill it with comic sans
and lots of .gif files of burning torches
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

Why do gingers

always have to mention flames?
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

Heh, there was a great design
on the CSS Zen Garden, which was '90s design' with animated gif, 'Under construction' signs, etc.. quality.
(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

He got the hint

made my point, am slightly more happy now.

And how are we all doing?
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

*hugglyhug*
I'm just dandy.
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

*enjoys hugglyhug*

I'm glad your dandy. I always thought it sounded better with the prefix 'fine and'
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

hmmm parton and royskopp
strangely goodly
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

It is teh ace.

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

Glad you (both) liked it!
:D
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

beer song?
on its way dear
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

that old ftl schedule looks a bit bleak and bare
these days :(
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

SPAM
www.b3ta.com/talk/627220

Although I'm not playing much folky stuff tonight...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

Can you play
Particle Man by TMBG, purty plez?
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

Does what ever a particle can

( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

why are you not
too drunk to type?
tis teh weekend after all
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

I went to the pub after work
and I have (very horrible) red wine, I'm going out soon when I can be arsed to get it together
( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

I have red wine
but it is the nice sort
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

/Kumala Zenith Merlot-Pinotage-Shiraz
'only' 14%, making it a fairly weak Sath Efrican...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

that's a nice wine
kumala is generally quite good
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

I get the impression
that the Zenith (black labels etc) is the decent stuff, and the dregs go out for £3 a bottle.

/only paid £3.50 for this one iirc, thankyou Sainsburys and your amazing half price offers :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

the reserve is the nicest
some of the cheapies are all right if they're single variety grapes, the blends are a bit harsh
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

When he's in water does he get wet
or does the water get him instead?
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

But is he particle man,
or...

STRING MAN?
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

You are a poo.

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

I can do you birdhouse?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

I can do you doggy

( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

If that's all you've got,
but I'd prefer Particle Man.
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

I've got teh particle man
:)
and others
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

Well, aren't you just Mister Swanky Arsepants?

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

well I was gonna send you them
but please yourself
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

Mister Swanky Arsepants
is an extreme term of endearment.
I love you very much please send them please.
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

I shall do my utmost
to do it tonight

edit/ track 1 on the way
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

Yays!

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

you see what happens when you're nice
:)
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

I'm alllways nice.
*sickly-sweet smile*
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

Birdhouse is great
is this the first time I've listened to you? :)
Beautiful Day, great way to start
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

already in there matey
been in for a while
sly bit of lurkage
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

:) Glad to have you on board...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

I'm in the process of sending you a song
Uploading now
( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

*misread that as snog*
/gets coat
(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

this
worryingly
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

I haven't done a show for over a week
hopefully I'll be up and running again soon
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

Hurrah!
I miss your tenuous links.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

good news
I'm just spamming my services
( Dill, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

Having just been introduced to the concept
I now deem that this 'Lesbian sex' is the future, and the way forward.

Now if only there were some women who would perform such acts...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

Google for 'butch lesbians'

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

*does so*
edit: it comes up with this www.madonnashots.com/girlie10.jpg
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

*shudder*
I only want pretty lesbians
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

www.prettyrugmunchers.com
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha
*_*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

www.wombraiders.com/
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

Pfft!

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

cli...d'oh!

(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

Lybian sex?

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

I fear your search may be in vain
How is the search for 'clothes that make you look slim' going?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

Not well judging by this:
blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/433/742_Funny_Fat_men.jpg
(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

*fw....
actually, no.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

Unfortunately most lesbians aren't like they appear on
theweb (I've been told) They are butch wimin in dungarees (Apart from me mate Claire who is lovely but only bi-focalsexual)
( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

Its my experience that most women lean to wards rug munching
Especially if you hold their family hostage.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Good evening all :)
20-20 hindsight: make a list of all the programs you have downloaded now, just in case your computer dies.
It takes AGES to re-download them all again should the worst happen... my computer just doesn't feel like home at all!

/HD crashed, now running on new shiny 120Gb drive blog
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

or:
keep everything you download and dump them onto DVDs every now and then.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

Or maintain a small 2GB harddrive
and dump the .exe there every time you update/install something
(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

eh?
but DVDs are like two removeable 2gig drives which take up less physical space...
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

WITCHCRAFT!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

although, to be fair
it is easier to remember to do this with a HDD, and hard to lose!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

well maybe
but i'm quite an organised and tidy person.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

Ah.
I'm not. And dreading the day when I need to re-install everything.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

This
and also, HDD you can replace your Firefox 10.03.6.4.567 with 10.03.6.4.568 so you always have an up-to-date one. Unless you use DVD-RW, which is officially the work of Alchemists.
(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

But they're not incremental.
/USB HD owner bog
( N3d, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

i don't care
i'd rather keep my HDs tidy for other uses (ie audio recording, and mp3s)
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:21, archived)

Yeah, but 2GB
is really useless for most purposes. And you dont' want to be accessing ancient HDDs too frequently or they die the death of dogs.
(pseudosocrates, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

I'm now planning a bit of a rebuild
another new HD, better motherboard, bit more RAM and a DVD writer should cover my needs for another three years :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

well it does give the chance to fill up your music and porn collections with lovely shiny new things

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

They have porn on comupters now?
Where might a discerning gent about town purvey some of this filth?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)

type teenage lesbians into google

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

Its not an impressive load...
images.google.co.uk/images?q=teenage%20lesbians&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

did you remember to turn off safesearch?

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

Oh my

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

Goot eefnink
and hooray for the RAID :)
( N3d, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

if my hd were to go i would be fucked
*ponders some back upping*
( connor, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

Hank!
Crocketts! You star!
Aberystwyth have any significance for you?
( N3d, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

Went there on holiday once
And I'm half sheep shagger Welsh
( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

I knew the crocketts
when they were living in Aber.

/claim to not much fame
( N3d, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

hmm
yet again i seem to have nothing to do, and what's more, i also i have no desire to do anything.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

Trade with me
You can have my sickness and i can go to the pub
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

no
you should go to the pub and purge the sickness out with alcohol
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

I could do that here
But i genuinely suspect death would occur swiftly
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

This is true

( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

Well, when
Hank and Moose are over, you'd best get with the DJing, then.
( N3d, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

Well,
you're in good company...
(thisismyclone, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

You can give me a hug, for one.

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

*hugs*
what now?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

she gives you 'one'
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

got your directing boots on?

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

*hugs*
actually, you got me there. i do have a desire to hug people.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

Me next

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

*huggles*

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

I am playing a few tunes...
Bouncy stuff mainly - since it is Friday night!

82.41.28.194:8000/listen.pls

Requests gratefully recieved, although you'll have to guess what I have!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

Any Polyphonic Spree, mister?

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

No PS ripped yet..
but you should like the next track :D
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

Yaaaay!
*boogies in a bouncy-nork way*
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

you are too young to have bouncy norks

pert is the word
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

arf
the enigmatic nork expert i see
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

He would like to think so

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

you're addicted

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

I don't have any of their fucking records,
so I have to get it where I can.
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

awww
They are rather jolly good
( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

Oooh, sorry, hadn't realised you were broadcasting...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

No worries
I'm off to the pub now anyhoo

:)
( Hankster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

How about Attitude by Alien Ant Farm
I'm always suprised by how much I liked that album.
(thisismyclone, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

I've got their version of Smooth Criminal if that will do?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

actually i should confess
I can't listen, I just thought others would enjoy. I'm too busy making a model of a skyscraper at work. :(

How about that song that goes:

I've got my mind set onn you,
I've got my mind set onn you,
I've got my mind set onn you...

you know the one. An absolute friday tune. :)
(thisismyclone, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

*sings along without really knowing the words*

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

yay
I'm in!
( robh, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)