When did this "Woah nelly" meme
come in to existence? Seems to be sweeping the board with alarming alacrity.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

it seems retarded to me
I shall be ignoring it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

didn't cashy come up with it?
as a replacement for woo yay...

at least she's the most active whoanellier out of everyone.

it must have spread into imageness
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

It's fairly recent
and FUCKING STUPID.
Woo Yay sounds twatty, so why change it to something even twattier?
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

Whoa there...pickle
Need to be cooling down, elasticating the mind, man.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

Its the virginity
Makes her all angst ridden;)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

Aye
That it does
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)

I am pure and godly.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

Dirty Baptists...

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)

sounds like another in a long line of excuses
not to get off your arse and do some work.

to me.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)

*high fives*

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

Because there's at least one
twat on here.

Oh, and if he's reading this: you were bad for her, she's better off without you :)
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

What?

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)

Not you, dear.

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

So I'm worse off without him?
*cries and begs him to take me back*
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)

You have invented a whole new breed
of anonymous message.
( Newington, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

Is this one of those things, with the stuff?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

I couldn't agree more.

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

You're talking to me
aren't you ?
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)

Doubt it :)

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

Sounds like a bandwagon rather than a meme

I don't watch the board so I can't comment in a useful fashion
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

What board
is this you're on about?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

Never seen it
All memes are shit
( Newington, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

TRANSITS!!!!
TRANSITS ON TOP GEAR!!!!!
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)

You are an
hour late. I assume Scotland is behind on this also.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

Top gear's still on?
I was watching that hours ago.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

IS THERE A BREAK IN THE TIME CONTINUUM

is my caps lock key faulty?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

Fucking
fucking cunts.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

Its pronounced 'coons'
You fucking racist
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

Them
as well. I was referring to all the people on big brother in this instant.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

I can proudly say
I havent watched any of it
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

I watched one program
and they were being rude.
I felt dirty.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

To be honest
If i wanted to watch people behaving badly and embarressing their parents i'd go back to uni
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

i get forced to watch it at work..
i ahve to put up with real people in real life, and real people on tv SIMOULTEANEOUSLY and that has lost me my spelling :( makes me sad...
( [DTMX] Fishing hook, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

Expatiate.

( Newington, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

I refer the honourable
gentleman to the answer I just gave.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

Ah yes.
I find myself in agreement with your sentiments.
edit: I also find myself having absolutely no interest in it now I'm not living with anyone else who cares.
( Newington, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

It's almost 10pm
and it's still fucking 23 degrees! Cunts.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

Is this GC ?
www.landoverbaptist.org/

I like it lots.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

Very
very much so, tis amusing though.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)

how come
all the cool things that i seem to find independantly of b3ta, are always old news ? where does new stuff come from ? How can i stay on the cutting edge ?
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

Use b3ta?
/obvious
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

oh yeah
that actually is really obvious.
(SquidHead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

Make something new.
And when you figure out how to do this, let me know.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

Nothing
is new or original. It appears that someone has seen everything at some point. Just give up it makes for less work.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

Seen it.
Amusing in a mildly terrifying way.
( Newington, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

Wow,
iSketch rules! I'd never played before...

*is converted*
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

Tony Blair
rules.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

And how!

( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

*Cant get into iSketch*
faints.
Wanks.
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

Can't get it working :(

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

is that
the online pictogram thing? if so any chance of linkage?
( [DTMX] Fishing hook, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

I bought loads of stuff at the pound shop
I feel very smug now.
Want to share some of my smugness?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

It cost a pound for a reason
*waits for house to fall apart*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

*rapes your mouth*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

*Rapes your feet.*

(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

*rubs spluff into your toes*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

*Eats spluff and poos it out itno your cafe latte*
.../gone too far
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)

Because that's the price on the sticker?

(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

Yes
and that's exactly the reason...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)

Does it involve croissants and fairly traded coffee?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

I'll buy some for a pound.
blog: all* moved up to Edinburgh - the city where even the bits I don't like, I can see a castle from. Am now happy.

* all of me. Almost none of my possessions.
( Newington, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

Do they all swaer a lot
in Edinburgh?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

A fair bit, a fair bit.
They also don't understand my sassenach-corrupted accent and put enough salt on a fish supper to wipe out Switzerland.
*settles in*
( Newington, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

Edinburgh:
Quite possibly the bestest city in the universe.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

Wahey!!
I live there (for uni purposes). Are you going to uni there? Where're you living?
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

Tonight is my last night as a teenager,
and I want to go out but my mates don't.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

Just wank
Trust me, you'll spend plenty of nights in your 20's doing it...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

^
this
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

pffft
too true.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

Yep
/just 21 and at home tonight
( Taylorcamb, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

:(

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

go out and get laid
that'll teach them
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

I hate going out on my own,
I never have the courage to speak to people.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

alcohol
can solve that, my friend
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

i'm allready half cut as it is
but still dont like going out on my own
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)

who said anything about speaking
unles you plan on 'have you cum yet?'
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

haha
my ex-flatmates gf used to shout out

'I have so just come'


went right through the walls
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)

go out with her then
job done
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

Jesus christ.


shout something back about what a great wank you're having?
( Newington, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

"My god...
"...Its crawling up the walls! Its crawling up the goddamn walls! Manly!"
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

or
"I know, I can see into your room"
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

*sigh*
how thing change after the big 2-0.


_{chiché i know, but really - they do :((}
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

wage slavedom,
the spark gone out of life, even the few enjoyable social occasions marred by convention and nostalgia for days gone past.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

stop psyco-analysing me.....
*sob*......you're getting too close to the truth...*sniff*....
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

Dear god, is EVERYONE feeling this shitty at this point in life?
Or have we just lost the plot?


*gropes a kitten*
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

I didn't notice a big change at 20 -
just at the start and end of university, which were either side.
( Newington, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)

"This is your captain speaking.
"We have lost the pilot and cannot steer the plane. Enjoy the remaining minutes of your lives. At least you're not 20, eh?"
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

Pffft
"Herwhat? Twenty-Eight?"
"Quiet grandpa, you're going to die."
"Yes yes, well you get used to dying at my age"
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

I've just seen an advert that lasted about 50 minutes*
for an Elvis compilation.

I mnean FFS aren't people sick of this cunt by now? He died years ago, let him go, get on with your lives and if I see anybody dressed as Elvis trying to entertain people I'm going to murder you with your own kidneys.

*maybe a bit of an exaggeration
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

But
he was the King.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

No
he was crap...and still is through the medium of remixes. Which just makes these remixes crap and unoriginal.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

Whereas
any old rapper can thieve a tune off someone, talk shit over the top and get numbers ones and that.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

Don't get me started on that.
If you can't write anything original then don't fucking bother...you're obviously not talented enough and the music world would be better off without you in it.

The only time I feel covers of songs are acceptable is if you're already a respected musician/band...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

The Burger King

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

pfffft!

( Ibstock, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

Elvis was great,
but all the impersonaters really annoy me. Leave him in peace.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

I may have liked him if
I could switch channel without seeing a compilation and constantly have Elvis impersonators banging on about him...

All this has programmed me to hate him with a passion.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

Like this one (GC?)
www.aouu67.dsl.pipex.com/cameltoe-elvis.jpg
(rupturedtoad, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Elvis
I like Elvis but you're right too much hype trying to squeeze as much money out of him as possible.
(therocker, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

He was good,
but then so were a million other bands.
If you like him, listen to his records.
If not, spack up.
( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

there is obviously
fuck all original
finding it's way to the market place.

so the pony-tailed fuckers in marketing
will sell re-cycled shite to the masses

...blimey, that was outlandish for me :)
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

Or to put it another way
Compilations are cheap - there's no studio costs.
(mailinator, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

Apparently (according to stupid statistics)
at the current rate of elvis impersonator expansion, by the year 2025, 1 in 3 people will be an elvis impersonator.

Bloody scientists, world in the balance, and they spend 5 years and £400m to find out that ants suffer from road rage.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

In that case
I shall single handedly cut the earths population by a third.

I shall be declared world leader for my work in reducing overpopulation and stopping the ensuing famine that has been caused...

or something
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

Although, you would probably need to be the world leader to cut the population...
*Mind recurses recursively*
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

A claw hammer
and a few beers and I'm willing to start straight away
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

evening all
I'm off in 7 hours on my holiburps

I'm going here for this

Sunburn, beer and pretty beaches WOO!
( icklepeach *relurks*, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

nice
does the gulf stream go round that bit then?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

I am going on holiday to
Scotland next Saturday also, although I am going to watch the golf.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

I hate you
:)
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

I'm booked to play the Eden
course at StAndrews. Woo hoo.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

*my Paddington Bear stare*
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

that looks
really good!

fair do's to you
( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

van morrison
Give him a kiss from me.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

Best beaches evarrr!11!!
Most changeable weather as well. Went their on projects about 5 years ago.

All of us ended up with some weird skin condition, and with a strange lust for trees (there being none on that island).

*goes all nostalgic*
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

i can't stop farting
they smell bad. I think i ate too much fruit.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/630316
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:47, archived)

At least your semen will taste nice.

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

too true
noone to taste it though :(
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:49, archived)

*opens wide*

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:49, archived)

i thought you'd never ask

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:50, archived)

cross
post
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

inter board
ball games!

Hurrah!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

hello
you
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

hello!
hot in the hinterlands today?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

The who with the which with the how with the who...
eh!
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

you're drunk!
nawty T3d
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

drunk my arse
now you mention it I think I will have a beer. After this cuppa
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

lucky man
I'm all out :(
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

well you did have a little sesh
on Fri and Sat night.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

couldn't possibly comment

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

My Mars Delight
has melted at room temperature. In Scotland. This is just wrong. WRONG.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

Isn't that like
Ice cream? and did you deep fry it down the chippy?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

It's chocolate
and wafer stuffs, no ice cream involved. I have yet to try it deep fried, but you've given me the idea now.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

I know...my scottish genes are longing
for overcast skies, wind, and cold temperatures. Ooh, and maybe some gentle rain.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

it's not rain unless it is horizontal
otherwise it is just drizzling
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

*desires dreech drizzle*

( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

ARGH!
Was mucking about in a mates paddling pool yesterday, and now my feet are sunburned, swollen to about twice their size and theres blisters popping up! Is this normal? Scared the shit outa me! Ah well, hopefully it'll take ages to heal (woooo no sixth form)
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

No
You have AIDS
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)

Good AIDS?

( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

Damnit
He told me i was his first bum love!
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

Maybe his mother was dying of AIDS while he was being born.
Of interest?
( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:50, archived)

Could may be
Hereditary aids is the number one killer of short 17 year old ginger males with the nickname bob in leicestershire
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

ARGH!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

you are 5 AICMFP
also, *high fives* for no sixth form. same situation for me!
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

Yeah, we're supposed to go though
screw that! On tuesday all the kids still in year ten and eleven get to fuck off paintballing, bowling e.t.c. and the sixth formers get to learn about amnesty international.... wow fun
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

b3ta isketch?
anyone still there?

anyone join me?
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

When I looked, I couldn't see a b3ta room.

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

check now...

(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

url?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:47, archived)

I'll be there
when I can get past the server full message
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

this

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

curse you jadeviper!
you beat me and then I lost connection. :(
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

How do i change my background colour?

( DUM4S5 =], Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

Genetic engineering?

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

Felt tips
on the screen.
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

Your a great help considering you've changed your background colour
.....................
( DUM4S5 =], Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

ahh
in your profile... you want this

change the values on the right (click the chevron to see the effect), then copy & paste the style sheet output into the top of your profile
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

Yay
cheers for the help
( DUM4S5 =], Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)

OW! My eyes.

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

gah!
remind me never to look at your profile again ;)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

Yours am pretty!

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

thank you :D
and yours is delightful
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

Bit warm today.
I went out for a walk earlier and got turned into a dessicated shell of a human being. Then my arm fell off.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

Pah.

( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

That's nothing.
When I were a lad, we'd have muuurdered to have our arms fall off.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

were you up
before you had to go to bed to lick the roads clean*

*probably wrong but i dont really give a rats
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

LUXURY!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/493682
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

going out for a walk on a hot day
can make you human?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

my polar bear says
it is too hot :(
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

send him North young man

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

To meeeee!
King of the North.
( hoifbjifbef, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

it's too hot up here too

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

more Northerer!
the North Pole even
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

aww but
i'd miss him :(

*hugs him tight*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

go with him
he'll keep you warm - if he doesn't eat you due to lack of suitable prey/habitat due to global warming
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

Don't make me come over there
and he-bitch man-slap you.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

oh but its so
much fun!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

*suicide bums you*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

Suicide bummers?
Not heard of those before
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

mykey
is one - hasnt worked this far though...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

Oh but it shall
*taps powder into your drink*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

You man-whore

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)

You love teh mike cock

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)

Yes*
*no*

*Maybe*

*no actually
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

^
this
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

'ello you.
*huggles*

How you doing this fine Sunday evening?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

am okay
although the chinese that we were going to order from, despite saying 'we deliver' have just told me that they do not - this is false advertising

*writes to ann robinson*

how are you?

*huggles*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

I'm ok.
I seem to have somehow consumed a entire bottle of wine while watching 'Deuce Bigalow : Male Gigolo' a film that has made me giggle lots.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)

Gah i must download this movie again!
I am moist waiting for the new one:)

Also, i have Night Of The Demons 3: Demon House
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:16, archived)

Oooh, sounds good!
Not sure if you where around when I mentioned the horrible piece of shit that is 'body count' Not good at all apart from the main actress : Mimsy Farmer.

*sniggers*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

Pffft!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)

films like that i find that after i've seen them once they
cease to be funny.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)

Well, this is the second time I've seen it
and I still found it funny.

Booze and a deperate need to be entertained could have something to do with that though.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)

order from the one next door to me
i know THEY deliver

cos i do the deliveries, yay
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

you wouldnt
come all teh way to coventry just for me to have sweet and sour chicken, would you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)

Place near me does a good sweet and sour.
Give me a couple of hours and I'll be right there.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)

aww thanks
lovely :D

edit: is there a charge for this service?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)

cold food

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

i have teh microwave
it matters not a jot
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

*provokes*

( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

*he-bitch man-slaps*
evenin' squire.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:16, archived)

eveamaning!
*molests apropriately*
( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

any of you know about burning dvds?
I just set up my dad's computer with a burner so he can make some dvds. I assumed i knew how to do it, but i don't.

Anyone have any suggestions as to the best programs to use, or if theres any good tutorials somewhere out on teh interweb?
( cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

Use matches
And petrol
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)

this

( Sygiinu, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

Data or video DVDs?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)

video.
he wants to create.....backups of dvds he already has, along with downloading isos or bins. He's already got the DVDs you see, he just wants backups
( cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

Burning DVDs,
& selling on.. The chav version of self-employment.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

I'd like to know too
Actually I don't care myself, but my brother wants to
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

a program called
Nero is what they use here in work
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

Isketch anyone?
b3ta room...
( The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

Yay!
/Or not so, nobody is about :S
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

My neighbours killed my view with leylandii,
but I make my own view by taking pictures like this and this.
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

take a chainsaw and cut a window in the trees

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

heheh
if you click between the tabs fast enough in FF, it animates :D
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

yay!
*clicks*
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

It's dancing to Radar Love :D
Dum dum dum dum etc..
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

press control
and the tab number, it's quicker
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

Ooh, excellent!
Ta very much
( Druid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:22, archived)

oooh so it does
watch out - you're not living up to your username
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)

Call the police and get them an ASBO.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

Anyone up for isketch again?
Have created b3ta room.
(it's sometimes good, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

Feh.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

I cant use isketch
only have basic flash support on linux
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

A heartfelt sorry
To the chap who was in there five minutes ago for me being so shit!
(it's sometimes good, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)

FUCKING COMPUTER BASTARD
cunt.twat.bastard.arse-buggering.fag-whores.of.a.shit.pile.of.dicking.silicone.spunk.with.your.I'm-so-clever-I'm-a-piece-of-shit-computer-that-can-delete-your-work-when-i-like.cunting.faggotty-FAGG.BASTARD.CUNT
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

Shut up your smelly fucking pantshead.

( Comma, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

you know you've
been there too
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

problems?

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Oh
did it's space bar break also?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

haha
undelete software is your friend, google will help you.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

Calm down.
Isn't there something you can download to undelete things?

www.download.com/3120-20_4-0.html?qt=undelete&tg=dl-2001&search.x=0&search.y=0&search=+Go%21+

Pick one.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

you missed the .com on the end of that

( robh, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

http://www.cunt.twat.bastard.arse-buggering.fag-whores.of.a.shit.pile.of.dicking.silicone.spunk.with.your.I'm-so-clever-I'm-a-piece-of-shit-computer-that-can-delete-your-work-when-i-like.cunting.faggotty-FAGG.BASTARD.CUNT.com
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

Blimey! That actually works!

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

No
I'm not clicking on it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

aka
here
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

Time?
Ouch.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

it's ok
this computer isn't from them. I'm speaking purely from the dark place that is past experience with Time.
(thisismyclone, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)