the uplaod project
some weeksa month ago i started a project called the uplaod project. i have now about 80 random images/audio clips/bits of text from which something should be made.
in the nature of the project i thought it would be best also if you could give a few random instructions/ideas as to how these things could be arranged together.

so... what would you do ?

alternatively, i could package all the uploads and give them out for you all to make something with.

i quite like the idea of collabration, but quite frankly yes, i am just lacking hummus.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:06, archived)

What a weirdly brilliant idea.
I've uplaoded a jpg of an angry snail I doodled in philosophy class.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:09, archived)

£2.50 !!!! christ.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:09, archived)

I know!
National Trust bastards!
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:11, archived)

How's about a video
Put it together in something like Avid FreeDV (or maybe borrow someone's copy of Adobe Premiere or Final Cut).

Hey, an example is some video called "big wet doggy"! *points to username link in a totally non-self-promoting way* :-D

EDIT: If i was sat at my own PC, I'd uplaod something, but, alas, i am not.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:11, archived)

ow!
that gave me a headache.

pre-edit: then upload something that's not yours ;)
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:14, archived)

It's a university PC
I had a look on it to see if anybody had saved something to the hard disc by accident but there isn't anything on there.

Boooo hissss.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:20, archived)

Argh!
That video is mental!
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:33, archived)

If i had the skillz
I would do a funky little flash animation, using all of the above.

/doesnt have flash and cant flash
( dantl, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:23, archived)

dont look at me.
im far too busy.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:24, archived)

you only need a
trenchcoat to flash.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:24, archived)

*runs off to buy trenchcoat*

( dantl, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:33, archived)

could be very very interesting...
here, have 3 samples from "Snatch"
( robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:31, archived)

"Got a question? Read the FAQ"
Does anybody else think that the "Got a question? Read the FAQ" message in the main board posting page should be replaced with something else? I agree it's necessary, but how about a random image with that text on with something happening in the background, say a kitten vomiting the words out or something along those lines.

EDIT: What i mean is, the image could change every time the page is refreshed / reloaded to choose one from a selection. Hey, maybe the admins could ask people to design some small banner sized images with that text on!

Mike's train of thought is departing the station. Please stand clear of doors. Choo Choo!
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:05, archived)

That's
a brilliant idea
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:05, archived)

Might help get it noticed
Tuesday still brings a rash of posts like

help
how do i link a picatur?!??!1
( Deebster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

Another haiku
Hippos smell of poo
They do not smell nice at all
Poor smelly hippos
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:58, archived)

bathe them

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:59, archived)

Don't mock the hippos
You'll damage their self-esteem.


believe me, I know
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:00, archived)

But if you give them a big bubbley bath
they will love you forever and ever*

read as crush you into a tiny bloody pulp for mocking the stench

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:02, archived)

Oh god!
I just sang "Another haiku, Hippos smell of poo" to Metal Guru by T-Rex as I read it.

That's it! I officially need a holiday!
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:08, archived)

Don't be so
hippo-critical
( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:14, archived)

*hits drum kit at random*

( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:18, archived)

You are Ringo Starr
aicmfp.
( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:19, archived)

Is blogger cunted for anyone else?
I have a need to spread my genius to the world, and the bastard thing won't let me.

On a lighter note: feathers.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:41, archived)

Oooh! Feathers!

Plays with feathers like spasticated kitten
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:42, archived)

Talking of spasticity
I shared the word "belm" with lots of people last night who had never heard of it.

It went down very well.

*belms*
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:45, archived)

Belm sounds like burp onomatoepieaahahahaaa
or however the fuck you spell it.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:50, archived)

Plop!

( Hankster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:55, archived)

Onomatopoeia (i think that's how you spell it, though i'm not sure)
Is great.

"Plop" got me thinking about pooing. Then I thought "what's the best way of writing down the sound that a poo makes when it hits the water".

I think, if we're talking a junkfood-fuelled hardened arse sausage, then that would be spelt as "Per-tumshk".
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:59, archived)

My poo goes ump when it hits the water.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:06, archived)

What I usually do
Is throw a load of bog roll down the toilet so that I don't get a splashback on my anus that's partially made up of my own urine, if I happened to have had a wee wee in the toilet before, erm, dropping the kids off at school, as it were.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:09, archived)

A haiku.
Oi! The Prodigy!
Outgunned was well overdue
Don't do that again
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:39, archived)

Eh?

( Hankster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:41, archived)

Seven years they made us wait!
Seven yeeeaaaaaars!
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:43, archived)

Yay! Prodigy fan!
You going to see them in December?

I got my tickets for the tuesday (7th is it?) at Manchester Apollo.

Jilted Generation is still my favourite album (well, it's my favourite album of all time) but AONO is great as well. Definitely a "grower" though.

In fact, even though I downloaded it ages ago, I still bought the CD when it came out. Because I'm great.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:44, archived)

I'd like to,
but I'm too much of a goody two-shoes to go on a college day.

I downloaded AONO too, but I'm glad I bought it as well: the finished version is more polished than the promo.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:48, archived)

Is it?
I've not actually listened to it :-D

I shall make a copy of that to play in my automobiliac car-flavoured device.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:50, archived)

Lunch time
I'm going into Loughborough. Does anyone want anything?
( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:58, archived)

yes
soup

and cake
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

I can do you
cake soup if you like.
( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)

Battenburg?

( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:21, archived)

yes
i'll have a toasted badger and lettuce sandwich please.
( kingkong., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)

"Ah,
I think there's been a misunderstanding. When I said BLT..."
( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

arf
yeah one of them

and a kitten milkshake
( kingkong., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)

I'll have
some Mr Brain's faggots please and check the sell-by date.
( Gnoll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

Can I have.....
.... eleven small electric geese please.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:25, archived)

A hen.
With a big shoe on its head.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:31, archived)

i just came straight out of the gym
and bought a quarter pounder/royale with cheese meal and a choccy donut
( The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:42, archived)

you earned it

( kingkong., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:54, archived)

yea thats what i thought
i'm playing football later so i thought the calories would be good
( The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:07, archived)

'Lo all.
I'm at a two-week conference/workshop thing and we all have to give talks. There's this Oriental chap here named Teh.
His talk was written in MS Comic Sans.
Multi-coloured Comic Sans.

I could only just stop myself laughing out loud at the brightly-coloured Comic Sans 'Teh' staring me in the face.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:11, archived)

Take his lunch money
That'll learn him.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:14, archived)

Hehe
I have a Chinese mate with the surname Ng.
When he was getting car insurance, they didn't understand his pronouciation of it (Ung) so he said "N.G as in November Golf" He got his documents adressed to Mr S. November-Golf.

It's true.
( Hankster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)

Chinese people have funny names
Wang
Wong
Penis

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

Wo ai zhongguo ren.
Wo ai zhongguo ren.
Wo ai zhongguo ren.
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien!

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...

( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:23, archived)

My sister had a Malaysian friend
Called Kok Yu (no joke) Aftr he managed to insult another friends mother by leaving his name on the answering machine, he shortened it to K.Y. But that caused more problems.
Now he calls himself John.
( Wifey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)

Superb
There's a halfway decent, fairly cheap Thai restaurant on Windmill Street (off Tottenham Court Road) called Pun Kum.
Always raises a giggle or two.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:57, archived)

Only two types from North London

( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:19, archived)

My sister had a Japanese roomate
called Yucoko (sounds like you cock oh)
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)

there's no way you can compete with that

( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)

arf
How curious.
( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)

It's qite curious all round.
Two weeks of intensive particle physics lectures, talks and exercises.
But there's a bar that stays open all night, great food, lovely grounds to the place we're staying in and at least two really attractive girls here. No, seriously.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)

Yeah
my sister is a scientist, she's always off having a good time at conferences.
( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:40, archived)

ahaaa
she'll be one of those attractive girls I meet at conferences then

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(Christopsy, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)

that made me crack up
thank you
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:57, archived)

Heh
That's the kinda thing that will make people go "buh?" if you try to explain it :-D
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:12, archived)

Knock knock!

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)

You're here

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:05, archived)

Doctor

(Christopsy, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:06, archived)

What is the surname of this Doctor?

( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:07, archived)

Beat!
so very sorry
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:08, archived)

Doc, Doc, Doc, Doc
Doctor Beat!
( Hankster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:31, archived)

Glasscock loop
According to glassco.cx, b3ta.com has 290 references to glassco.cx, which I thought is nicely self-indulgent.

Apologies if this has been posted before. Only I couldn't figure out any way to check...
(Mori, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:27, archived)

venting steam
Ordered all the bits to build a kick ass PC. My order came today, with the wrong monitor, and no hard drive.

Grrr!!!!

ebuyer.com has failed me

whats more, their customer support line dosnt work and it look like I am going to have to pay the postage to send the wrong monitor back to them

Bastards, Bastards, Bastards, Bastards!!!

that is all
(Bingo, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 9:44, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/watchdog/
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 9:46, archived)

Don't click that!
It's a potential death trap!


'Ning!
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 9:47, archived)

Is it
murrrrrderrrrrrr.

Love the scottish accent. :)
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 9:53, archived)

I don't think Robbie Coltrane actually uses any vowels at all
when he sys that. "It's MRRRDRRRR".
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:07, archived)

I'm from Swansea
So it's "Llllllllllllllll" to me.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 13:09, archived)

send the monitor back with an extra suprise inside
I will leave it up to your imagination what that suprise is
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 9:46, archived)

A nice jar
of pimento stuffed olives?

That would do the trick lovely right now.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:30, archived)

If you send it back with your call reference
you can then send them the receipt for your postage and they'll refund that too. Just post the receipt with a covering letter and the same RMA number on it.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:29, archived)

thanks
will do
(Bingo, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 11:17, archived)

'ning all.
Run out of hummus so thought I'd haunt the Talk board for a while.
( bennyhillslovechild, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 8:31, archived)

'Ning
I love being back at work. I really do. The sun is shining and I'm stuck in here watching the view of the Thames out the window.

Bah!
( Hankster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 8:40, archived)

Ning
Everyone seen this by the way?
www.esquire.com/features/articles/2004/040729_mfe_reagan_1.html

Probably not for those of you who couldn't give a flying fuck about the US elections.
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 9:44, archived)

I want a vote in the US elections.
Seriously. If they're going to enforce their 'leadership' on the rest of the world, they can at least be democratic about it.
Morning.
( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:28, archived)

Damn straight.
I reckon any country which has US troops in it should have a vote in the US elections.

That makes about 130 other nations who should have the vote (out of 191 recognised by the UN).

(That figure is accurate, by the way. America has troops in almost every country in the world. Joy.)
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 10:36, archived)

lgitj
mn nbgfvb kmm j j m


I'm so tired
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 7:42, archived)

I don't understand the last part
[goes to bed]
( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 8:08, archived)

The sun is rising!
I survived the night!
/head hits keyboard
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 6:05, archived)

morning
i just woke up and im going to Thorpe Park today :)
( tico, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 7:09, archived)

Sounds fun...
I'm going to try and stay up for the next 6 hours at least writing....

bastard....
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 7:36, archived)

I've had far too much to drink.
I love you all.

And now I'm going to bed... Hurrah!!!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:33, archived)

Aww, bless.
Night!
( Malchick, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:33, archived)

So've I
Now all I want is a bowl of Kwlloggs nutritious cereal with lashings of ice cold milk; alas I have neither. Poo.
( DogHorse plop, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:36, archived)

If I ever start a cereal company
I shall call it 'Kwlloggs'.
Fantastic.
( Comma, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:39, archived)

I shall demand
a percentage. And free nutritious ceral.
( DogHorse plop, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:43, archived)

I think
It's the Welsh section of Kelloggs.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:33, archived)

The internet has just ruined my year
just messing around on the internet then kablammo
( dantl, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:07, archived)

Hurrah!!!
That's another argument settled in my favour.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:09, archived)

right thats it
the internet is full of lies
www.snopes.com/risque/celebrit/celebrit.htm
( dantl, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:16, archived)

erm
but 37 million people have been here
www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html

sorry if im glassco.cking but tough.
/not sorry really
( dantl, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:19, archived)

Anyone? Anyone?
Fifty Cent being bottled at Reading.

Anyone?

This is a 6Mb AVI. But oh so worthwhile.
( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:37, archived)

I refer you to my previous answer from the other place....
pffffffffttttt.......

www.b3ta.com/board/3690059
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:41, archived)

pffft!
Loving the I AM A CUNT t shirt, was it home grown or a purchase?

EDIT: And I refer to to this response: www.b3ta.com/board/3690116
( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:42, archived)

That's
'Benny Tied to a Tree' (lardy #2) T'Shirt. His mate in the RAF gave it to him.

He's never had so many photos taken of him!!!!!

Was fucking funny...
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:44, archived)

I've got one
from www.cnutattitude.com saying "ginger cnut" and it's my current fave. My mum, on the other hand... well, lets just say Sunday dinner is not in my life for a while.
( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:47, archived)

Arf!
A new twist on the 'fcuk' thing....!!!

Still, ' I bottled that cunt at Reading' should be a t-shirt slogan all on its own...
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:50, archived)

Yay!
*buys screen printing equipment*
( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:52, archived)

*orders a dozen*

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:53, archived)

Just realized you can order custom printed
from the same site, just add your favourite slogan.

*orders a dozen himself*
( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:55, archived)

I think that went far too far.
If people didn't like him they should have just not gone to see him.

He's not my cup of tea, but it spoilt it for the people who may have actually wanted to see him.
(Marwood, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:56, archived)

It was Reading.
You didn't have much choice, and the crowd needed someone worth bottling.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:59, archived)

Seconded.
Plus being bottled is a Reading tradition, they say so in the programme.

I don't see Daphne and Celeste complaining about their bottling and it never harmed their career.
( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:00, archived)

best thing ever

( Delete Me, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 1:02, archived)

oh how i wish
that i could suck my own cock.
( Delete Me, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:10, archived)

Hahaha!
I bet you do...

*blesses rib removal operation*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:17, archived)

is it true that prince
had one of those ops?

or was that a vicious rumour?
( Delete Me, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:22, archived)

A fair point.,
well made. Google is reluctant on that point.

If memory serves correct, I think it's an 'urban legend'.....
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:24, archived)

I checked snopes
can't find anything on there. I have heard it, but like you say, it smacks of an urban legend.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 12:42, archived)

Just about everyone has,
according to Google.

EDIT: Heh heh — A scary amount of the results are from b3ta...
EDIT EDIT: Looks like the most common rumours involve Marilyn Manson and/or Prince.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:29, archived)

hmm
Just waiting for the gay shift.. Or is it out? It was really hot in june or sumthin
(Sverre my password is "password", Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:03, archived)

It is no more
Now we have Super Happy Fun Time!

Also, I am going to be up ALL night long writing.
This will be my first b3ta all nighter - I expect to be thoroughly entertained.....

Oh and nudge me if i fall asleep
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:04, archived)

bring back
the gay shift is what i say.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:05, archived)

Its fine untill about 5 in the morning

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)

What happens at 5 in the morning?!


*looks excited & yet slightly nervous*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:10, archived)

You become mine, bitch!
It is the time where all your energy runs out and there is nothing to amuse you
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:12, archived)

arses
I hope I can survive past that...

After tomorrow I can be your bitch for a while though...

I make no guarantees though.
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:14, archived)

If you are at work its pretty fucking bad
But at home its fine
(coffee, pepsi, caffine of your choice)

I used to have an all nighter once/twice a week
at uni
you manage and the effects don't really hit untill about 1 the next afternoon
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:17, archived)

Veteran Uni all nighter here
About to undertake what will hopefully be my last for that purpose... then freedom!

Edit: Huzzah!
/back to work...
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:24, archived)

Really.?
Nothing at all? Not even 'norks'?

Cool! I'm all yours then...

*eagerly anticipates*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:18, archived)

Well norks are hardly suitable for work
depending on the line of work
Edit
and anyway I'm going to be all safe in my bed at that hour
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:24, archived)

That's entirely a point of view....
www.nork-residents.org.uk/
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:30, archived)

Hehehe
A voice for norks indeed
But do they really need one?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:37, archived)

Someone has to speak up for them....
They're a repressed minority....

*slips into mykeyboy mode*

And if you need yer norks repressing, dahling, I'm always ready .... Any time, any place, anywhere - they call me Martini Boy....
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:40, archived)

I'm Old Skool
Gay Shift for me all the way!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:08, archived)

IT'S DONE! dazzling not guaranteed
and now i can possibly leave my lego fascination behind me for another 14 years*.
(* may not happen)

the build: 1 / 2 / animated
final: super ray-traced model with pants shadows :(

oh, and the answers are 241/all day, in case you're wondering


what i made whilst waiting for renders
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:44, archived)

*dazzled*
I better be first.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:46, archived)

you are, sir
how fortunate :)
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:47, archived)

yay!
now i've claimed my prize a proper comment:

that's excellent! The animation was way cool.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:49, archived)

You know, we should get a board
just for pictures on this site...
But shazzam to thee!
( Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:48, archived)

are you trying to encourage me to be a cross-posting whore?
i don't really feel it's original or b3tan enough to be put on /board.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:50, archived)

OK, fair enough
Plus the back-story is all on this board too.
( Malchick, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:51, archived)

ugh i caved in.
i put the b3ta one on /board.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:04, archived)

*falls over from the dazzleyness*

( Comma, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:51, archived)

Very nice indeedly
but its not as much fun when you can't lose bits and have to use on odd colour block to finish it =)
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:52, archived)

heh
that could be arranged... but not today.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 23:53, archived)

can you arange to lose a virtual 1x1 piece
and virtually stand on it in your virtual bare feet?
( LP, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:07, archived)

*winces*
i remember once kneeling on a little 8 tooth cog, which crushed it, and embedded half in my knee.
that hurt.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 0:09, archived)