I can't believe that Graham Taylor
is on 5 Live going on about "This England team concede too many goals. The defending is slapdash"..er...Graham, are you suffering from Alzheimers you useless fuckdolphin?
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:42, archived)

goooooooaaaaaaalllllllll!!!!!!!!!!1
2-1
Woo
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:45, archived)

England Under Graham Taylor
Hoof.

That is all.

Oh and in case anyone thinks theyve stumbled onto a football messageboard by mistake - KITTENS!
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:46, archived)

sorry
gooooaaaal! Kittens. 2-1. Domo.
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:47, archived)

WIll Wales/Nothern Ireland
have anyone to play us at this rate

I love the fact the ref booked a player for kicking off too early...must be English
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:49, archived)

And redcarded Savage for
celebrating, according to 5live?!
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:52, archived)

Nah that was the Irish scorer
Savage was sent off for being a cnut
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:53, archived)

He shouldn't start on that basis
nothing had changed
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:56, archived)

Does anybody want to record some creepy music
then give me complete and total rights to use it and never give you a bean and totally exploit your talent for my own purposes?
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:32, archived)

not particularly.
what's your purpose ?
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:38, archived)

creepy filmage
that costs nothing to make.
And saxamophone isn't creepy.
So I can't do it.
Unless it's miditastic
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:41, archived)

ahahahaahahahahahahahahaahah
*breathe*
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

fanfuckingtastic!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:46, archived)

is the cursor meant to be slow and not very responsive to make the game harder
or is it just me?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:56, archived)

supposed to be a bit slow to catch up
yes
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:59, archived)

ok
the link doesn't work also - tom.walsham.org/
Did you send it into Rob for the newsletter?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:00, archived)

it does make it more challenging :)
I just made it to the Domo Level at last and it reminded me of this easyspace.netmag.easyspace.com/images/domobix.gif :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:05, archived)

Heh, not seen that one
I had seen a few domobixes though.
tom.walsham.org is b0rked at the moment (my server is deaded)
And I had not sent it to Rob yet, though was going to.
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:08, archived)

Get a theremin

( Malchick, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:06, archived)

*googles*
*still confused*
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:11, archived)

why don't you just take a tape recorder and walk down a dark alley
that's how they do it for films I think.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:52, archived)

hehehehehe
nice.
I may have to resort to merely heavy breathing.
Which is a hobby of mine anyway
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:53, archived)

I believe there's a big flash creative site that offers sounds and music and stuff for free use
for just such an occasion actually. Possibly part of flashkit.com
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:57, archived)

cheers for the suggestion
but was looking more for longer thingies...seems to be fx there rather than music.
Will do it myself with midi and reverb i think
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:04, archived)

newgrounds.com/audio/
( Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:59, archived)

ah
thanks muchly
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:04, archived)

I've got some crappy synth stuff that I just made up
if you want it, you can have it, provided you mention me in whatever you're going to do with it.

it's truly crappy but it might work in an 80's style friday the 13th way.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 21:16, archived)

I had forgotten
quite how wonderful Pablo Honey actually was

/wanders off mutttering
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:29, archived)

Paulo Wanchope also is
dunno why we sold him for a bargain
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:30, archived)

mmm mmm
oh yeah, quite, quite
*nods*

/hasn't a clue wtfyoa ;)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:31, archived)

Football
Not suicide music
edit: for that, see this
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:33, archived)

ahhhh
I can only connect that with strange mutterings of "fitbah" from Mr Hidden, followed by his sudden, mysterious absence.
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:35, archived)

no absence for me
as only getting commentary online. Blimming foreign tv rights. arse
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:37, archived)

ahh yes
but it's more difficult for Mr Hidden as a Scot living in Englandcestershire (hello 118 enquiries? Pubs showing the Scottish game? Faaack offf you Northern Monkey, you're 'aving a larf)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:42, archived)

That, though, is reasonable.
You don't complain when your multiplex is not showing the 117th best film, but you'd expect them to have one of the top 5
/crap metaphor
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:45, archived)

I quite
agree
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:53, archived)

That bloke was (is) an enigma
One match a genius, the next couldnt hit the proverbial cows arse
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:33, archived)

Still an improvement on Fatty Fowler
except for that quality goal against fulham.
Fucksticks arsecunts, David James woulda fucking saved that muppet fuck idiot bastards
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:34, archived)

Made me laugh
our (Southend United's) was on local radio giving advice to David James. So if James came flying out for a cross,flapped at it and missed, that would have been his contribution.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:37, archived)

I was trained by
the Leyton Orient 3rd keeper.
/tenuous claim to fame
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:38, archived)

Hehehe
Orient are very popular around my way ;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:42, archived)

I hate them
being a combined Cambridge United / Man City fan. The bloody arse Orient nicked our (cam) manager, jsut after he's sold them our best players for a song.
Shitters
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:43, archived)

Brazil and Germany
are playing in Berlin. Referee is Urs Meyer.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:59, archived)

I see....
BOMBS AWAY!

*runs in, pulls out Dietmar Hamann, runs back out*
( Malchick, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:02, archived)

I think
they're playing at home, actually.

Oh, Bombs.
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:02, archived)

Pfft

( Malchick, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)

so that's the f*cking noise I keep hearing
bloody television.... I my day we had sock puppets and magic lanterns... grumble grumble..
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)

I'm watching
Temple of Doom instead. Yay.
( Malchick, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)

Good call.
*looks for the DVD*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:09, archived)

Still cut
even now...
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:32, archived)

Robbie Savage sent off
Bwhahahahahaha

ha
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:31, archived)

mwahahahahah
hahahahah
haha
ha

.
.
.
arf
(pseudosocrates, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:35, archived)

what a pretty sunset.
*de-fuzzes*
( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:54, archived)

*looks out of window*
You're not wrong, y'know.



What the hell are you doing here? Get out of my house!
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:00, archived)

can of of you bitches
recommend me a reasonable audio editing program?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:44, archived)

depends what for.
wavelab or soundforge for simple wav cut/splice and processing.
cubase/nuendo/logic for multitrack recording and production.

the only free one i can recall of the top of my head is called audacity.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:45, archived)

one of the first two
will do..

Ta.

edit: actually free is best.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:46, archived)

audacity's really rather good and free
audacity.sourceforge.net/

EDIT: new version! *click*
( robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:52, archived)

I need teh uplaod c0dez!
anyoen know how to work preg_split to nick weather off the bbc site? I need to get it to ignore everything above and below what I want and define the content I am nicking as a variable
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:32, archived)

Lost me

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:34, archived)

glad im not the only one.

( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:34, archived)

ask Munkt0n
or Sargant, they'll likely know
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:46, archived)

If you're getting the page as a variable, you're probably better to trim() off the bits you don't want or left() and right() the bits you do. Then you can play with the good stuff.

preg_split -- Split string by a regular expression
Description
array preg_split ( string pattern, string subject [, int limit [, int flags]])

Returns an array containing substrings of subject split along boundaries matched by pattern.
If limit is specified, then only substrings up to limit are returned, and if limit is -1, it actually means "no limit", which is useful for specifying the flags.
flags can be any combination of the following flags (combined with bitwise | operator):

PREG_SPLIT_NO_EMPTY
If this flag is set, only non-empty pieces will be returned by preg_split().

PREG_SPLIT_DELIM_CAPTURE
If this flag is set, parenthesized expression in the delimiter pattern will be captured and returned as well. This flag was added for 4.0.5.

PREG_SPLIT_OFFSET_CAPTURE
If this flag is set, for every occuring match the appendant string offset will also be returned. Note that this changes the return value in an array where every element is an array consisting of the matched string at offset 0 and it's string offset into subject at offset 1. This flag is available since PHP 4.3.0 .


Example 1. preg_split() example : Get the parts of a search string

// split the phrase by any number of commas or space characters,
// which include " ", \r, \t, \n and \f
$keywords = preg_split ("/[\s,]+/", "hypertext language, programming");

Example 2. Splitting a string into component characters

$str = 'string';
$chars = preg_split('//', $str, -1, PREG_SPLIT_NO_EMPTY);
print_r($chars);

Example 3. Splitting a string into matches and their offsets

$str = 'hypertext language programming';
$chars = preg_split('/ /', $str, -1, PREG_SPLIT_OFFSET_CAPTURE);
print_r($chars);

will yield

Array
(
[0] = Array
(
[0] = hypertext
[1] = 0
)

[1] = Array
(
[0] = language
[1] = 10
)

[2] = Array
(
[0] = programming
[1] = 19
)

)

Note: Parameter flags was added in PHP 4 Beta 3.

See also spliti(), split(), implode(), preg_match(), preg_match_all(), and preg_replace().
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)

l33t
alert !
( connor, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:54, archived)

Hardly
I happened to have php docs locally. They're very hard to find.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:05, archived)

that MUST be PHP
thank god I use perl, which has stuff like this
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:06, archived)

There's a way to do most things
in most languages. The above is the PHP docs on the function he was asking about.

perl is certainly powerful, but due to being processed inline, I think PHP might be more suited to this type of work. It's not a matter of better or worse, but different means to an end.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:13, archived)

a poem called 'My Filthy Love Milk'
Caught in her sockets and making her cry

Filthy Love Milk in my babies eye

Melting her peepers, indescribable pain

Caustic boy bleach burning her brain



Caught in her nostrils and making her sneeze

Filthy Love Milk nasel disease

Frothy sinuses... congestion grows

My load's been blown twice once it's cum out her nose.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:23, archived)

utterly shit.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:25, archived)

I agree

( magnum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:25, archived)

right on spec then?
b3ta.com/talk/25246
( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:30, archived)

I forsee the future.

( magnum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:33, archived)

djrich - also has G-Mail invites just ask and you shall receive

( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:35, archived)

Has he got an isketch room open at the moment?

( magnum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:35, archived)

It can be arranged

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:36, archived)

No thanks

( magnum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:37, archived)

:)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:37, archived)

Anyone got any Joel Veitch Lyrics
I currently have:

Giant Bee
Zoology dragon
We like the moon
Fishy song
Half a Guava
( Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:20, archived)

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala, oo-hoo-hoo.
Lalalalalala, oo-hoo-hoo.
Lalalalalala, oo-hoo-hoo.

(Repeat several times, then add a "rib-a-lib-a-lib-a-lib" and repeat some more)
( Malchick, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:44, archived)

Hope this isn't GC: check the 3rd pic down - Arf!
www.btinternet.com/~crillboy/property_morephotos.cfm.htm
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)

Hahahah
Someone throw some water on them quick.
( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:21, archived)

Popbitch?

(generalname, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:21, archived)

Ahahaa

( magnum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:21, archived)

it is GC
and ARF is definately appropriate wordage.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:22, archived)

this board is like buses
if you know what i mean
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)

Yes i do
*knowing nod*
(generalname, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)

Full of old women
who stink of piss. I believe you're correct.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:14, archived)

i always end up sitting next to them
and they always have to keep one arm on their little trolley thing. even if that involves putting their arm around me to do it. dont know why they dont just sit on the outer seat. urrrgh
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)

stab them
in the face, with their own umbrella.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)

im not old.

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)

Big, red and open topped?
I agree. Still, it seems to be short on gmail invites, shit poetry* and isketch rooms at the moment.

*Not for long though.
( magnum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)

Oooh, don't get me started again
Apparently the trained monkeys up at Warrington Borough Council are on holiday or something, as apparently it takes a month and a half to process a cocking bus pass. I believe they shall be getting their tickets back again, then they can send me a cheque in re-imbursement.
( Malchick, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)

ARGH!
some bastard has registered yarr.org and made it the unspeakable
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:09, archived)

NSFA
goatse. please warn of things like this.

no-one wants to see it.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:10, archived)

he did
looks like a clear enough warning to me *shrug*
( robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:32, archived)

'the unspeakable'
is fair warning, don't you think?
(not_real had his name thieved, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 20:20, archived)

it
was you wasn't it?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)

I've just got a debit card,
any ideas what to do with it?
(generalname, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:09, archived)

practise swiping it in your bum crack.

( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:10, archived)

and then go buy things without cleaning it

( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:12, archived)

yep
do this.
( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:12, archived)

Reeto




edit: that fucking hurt and my arse is bleeding, you cunts.
(generalname, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)

Cut it up and avoid buying shit on ebay
Anyone want 200 glowsticks?
( magnum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:15, archived)

hahaha you bought them
how shit are they? i feel a project coming on anyway..
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)

They aren't as good as I'd hoped
About 8inches long, and to be fair they do glow, but I was hoping for something a bit brighter.
( magnum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:20, archived)

how much did that one cost you?
i once tried to buy a pack of 25 diamonds for 15 quid. needless to say they never came.
(not_real had his name thieved, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:59, archived)

for free?

( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:24, archived)

No
I'd rather make a shit project than loose the hard earned money I spent on them.

Edit: or give them to my sister for christmas.
( magnum, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:25, archived)

buy all teh malteasers

(The Spelling Police, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:15, archived)

give it to
me, i can think of a million uses for it which i wouldn't be prepared to do with my own.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:18, archived)

such as?
\impressionable
(generalname, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)

well you
could buy me a Hifi, a new PC, a dvd player + a TV, some CDs, a ride on lawm mower (even tho i have the smallest garden ever), a monkey in a fez, some other stuff too.

edit: and i need some new clothes too.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:26, archived)

what time is the lottery draw tonight?
im bound to win...
( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:06, archived)

it'll
be whatever time i turn the TV on hoping to find something worth watching, only to be diappointed by seeing Dale winton or some other loser twat presenting some shitty gameshow wasting 1 hr over what could be over and done with in 10 mins.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:08, archived)

so about a gallon or so then?

( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:09, archived)

no
a galleon.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)

hurrah
i just bought a graphics tablet worth 280 quid for 40 quid on fleabay :D
( Delete Me, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:00, archived)

Remember to christen it
with a CDC. Then show it to us all.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)

as if i'd forget
it's the first thing im gonna do
( Delete Me, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)

can we have teh
link please? i want to see what a bargain looks like
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)

Question: I really want MS Train Sim...
Am I a sad bastard?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:56, archived)

Sadistic, more like.
I know you just want it so you can simulate the thrill of making thousands of people late for work every day.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:59, archived)

and recreate
all those recent rail crashes / plot some new ones.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:04, archived)

well
i've spent a few hours recording an acoustic guitar track. only now do i discover that i can't sing it.
so, if any of you can sing circles by incubus (transposed down -3 steps to B), the backing is here

Bah!
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:09, archived)

meh
just sing it badly :)
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:11, archived)

believe me i tried. and i'm not brave enough to make the results public.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:13, archived)

Replace it
With the 'Kenya' song.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:13, archived)

speaking
of which,

does anyone have the "come to norway it's better than kenya" version link thing?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:20, archived)

No
And I've not seen it so I'd like it too please.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:21, archived)

i'll have
a look on glassco.cx but i couln't find it last time i looked.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:26, archived)

is this it?
www.killthebadgers.co.uk/norway.html
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:27, archived)

YAY!
thats the one Thank you!
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:29, archived)

don't thank me...
...thank Google!
/ try it in Norsk!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:29, archived)

well I thank
your googling skillz.

Ahh it's still as great as i remember it.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:32, archived)

Yay!
Brilliant!
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:38, archived)

oh go on!
i need a good laugh
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:18, archived)

in that case, definitely not.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:19, archived)

boo hoo
okay, i'll just have to download the song and then sing it really really badly myself.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:24, archived)

Sing it badly at a pitch you can handle
Then pitch shift it in Wavelab. At worst it'll
either sound like a munchkin or the cookie monster.
( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)

i pitch shifted the guitars already, and still can;t sing it. it's not really the pitch (this song in B is fine for me), but it's just so damn difficult.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)

Oh dear
Colin Pilinger is becoming something of a bogeyman for space probes isn't he? Pilinger is behind Beagle - Beagle gets eaten by Mars. Pilinger is to analyse data from Genesis - Genesis make heap um big hole in desert.

Maybe we should sell him to Al-Qaeda.
( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:52, archived)

It's not Colin's fault
www.b3ta.com/talk/25170
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:56, archived)

I think
they sold him to us
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:16, archived)

aww
but he's a sweetie so who cares
( valley, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 18:26, archived)

phil collins or peter gabriel?

( Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 8 Sep 2004, 19:14, archived)

Can anyone get to this site?
veepers.budlight.com

I think it's been blocked from here since someone sent malicious emails using the bosses email address. I could just be paranoid and the site might be down though.
( Jay, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:38, archived)

Works
for me
( wayward., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:44, archived)

Thank you
Much obliged.
( Jay, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:47, archived)

much workage.

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:47, archived)

"No-one listens to mental health patients"
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3637130.stm

Well of course not, they're mad. Duh.
( wayward., Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)

If they did,
they'd find out that the problem is actually deliberate understaffing due to a vast conspiracy headed from Mars by Elvis Presley. Simple.
( Newington, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:30, archived)

Christ.
look what they did to his face!
( Jay, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:39, archived)

And they still won't let them
be used as 'Marital Aids' either.

There'd be a huge demand for them ... !!!

'Spice up your sex life with a free Mental Patient'.

You'd be crushed in the rush.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:39, archived)

Better than a Real Doll
but probably just as easily damaged.
( Jay, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:42, archived)

Dear God...
I'd just forgotten about that.


*bleaches mind*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 17:46, archived)