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# subject line needed for the newsletter
what's your submission
for the subjlol competition?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# We will remember . . . . erm . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I think it was to pick up some milk.
LEST WE FORGET THE MILK
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Never forget
Michael Ellis
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# WORLD'S BEST NUDIE SHOW STARTS RIGHT HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I have no recollection of this weeks newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Selling out faster than The Smiths at a John Lewis christmas sale
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# ^This, yes.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# DAILY MAIL REPORT THOUSANDS OF COLOURED LIZARDS LIVING ILLEGALLY IN BRITAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Greece on RightMove £15 ONO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Education, commerce and erm . . .
commerce and erm . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Department for Education's new mantra: Reading, Riting, Ritalin
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Numerologists have corner of a foreign field day
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Dan Aykroyd to replace Eddie Murphy as Oscar host following bet made by millionaires
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*thinks about Jamie Lee Curtis' tits for no apparent reason*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# You need a reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Clearly not
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Berlusconi only borrowed a tenner from wonga.com!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)
# HIGNFY
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# uh-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)
# New report reveals OCD study results are like pron for Autistics
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# The newsletter that suffers from CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Free Liz Jones proof vasectomy kit included,
it's the only way to be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Whatta Mistakea to Makea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Only 186 shopping days till easter
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# one-titty-one-titty-one-one-one
(I helped save b3ta! satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Compo vote rigging scandal, Mu breaks B3ta.
Rob VERY disappointed with him.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# B3ta appointed to run Italian election
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Greece - always making a drachma out of a crisis
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Lizards everywhere this week. Bringing you the inside of David Icke's brain without the 7 hour lecture
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Wear an armband. Never did the Third Reich any harm.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Hooray, Hooray, it's burn a muslim puppy for eleventy eleven day
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Barely enough room to swing a cat in your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Rigged voting shock on b3ta image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave

got

got

got,

a cheesy cock

cock

cock,


and I know where it's beeeeeeeeeeeen
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Liz Jones ate my sperm
(serge, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Still Hungover from yesterdays Poppy Seed Enema
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Hello, French polishers? It's just possible you could save my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Remember the fucking war!!!!1111111!!11eleven
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Jacko's doctor to do community service
looking after bono
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# just a load of random crap to amuse you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Massive date letdown as world fails to end, hopes now pinned on 22/2/2222
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# HAPPY DEAD SOLDIERS DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# It's like Wikileaks, but nobody cares about our secrets
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# It's like Wikileaks
Rob needs your money to get off a rape charge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# What are all these people doing in my sitting room?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# burning your inbox
like a wreath of poppies
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# You should rest and meditate on what you've learned.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Twice as much hummus for the double dip recession.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Italy is skint! Does this mean Pizza Hut will close?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# squeezing into your inbox like liz jones turkey baster.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Eurozone news still tedious
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Berlusconi resigns
himself to only an hour's bongabonga tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# ...AND SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Wills redeployed from wales to the falklands after running out of sheep to bum.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Do you love anyone enough to give them your last euro
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Look Mum, I coloured a lizard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)