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# This is not joke.

[email protected]
If you want to contact me, Please use it.
I'll never reply in here.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# You just don't get it do you?
now you do the flounce!!

This will be seen as another attempt at attention seeking. All we have ever wanted from you is to not post your dA debates or who you're going to kill today pictures.

Just settle in and post good pictures and do stuff that makes people laugh or smile. Simples.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# another flounce?
what's happening to the board?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# it's not really a flounce
a flounce needs rage and anger
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# 'bye Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I'm quite sad to see you go but I can't blame you for leaving
I'm pretty sure I'll have forgotten all this in a week or so anyway
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Don't let the door
hit your arse on the way out.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# oof!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I knew this would happen eventually - way to go, b3tans...
Im sure some people will be happy at your news, but i enjoyed your art, even though it was a bit mental at times. B3ta can be a cruel mistress if you step out of line, so i dont blame you for leaving. Best of luck with D.A.

Oh well - so much for having a bit of talent from an unusual country on board.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# ^this very much
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# ^^ these
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
# She was just another attention seeking crazy.
She literally pretended to commit self-harm because we didn't love her.
Good fucking riddance.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# She's made of teflon you lot just don't see that she brought this upon herself.
She was looking for attention she was happy enough to get it, Happy Toast made her a picture, she took it with pride and now she's not been the hot topic for several minutes and so she's doing the attention seeking flounce. Don't blame the rest of us for this in some holier than thou way, she needs to wake up - we all got trolled by Dutchbird and Baz but so what it was a baptism of fire - overcome, adapt or move on.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# ^ what she said
Way to create an international incident you cnuts
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Joking aside I feel like a bit of a knob
4RDLI
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Yes, good artist.
But then Thatcher was a good public speaker. Doesn't mean i want to hear her.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# my fave were the "look at me" deviantart posts
i'll miss them
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# He'll be back.
And if he isn't, you can follow him on dA - where a screengrab of a b3ta comments page is probably the current hot topic of debate.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Pfft
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Heh
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# F**ckin hell
It's not surprising she/he's had enough, b3tans have been acting like a bunch of school kids over his/her posts... I can't think of a time in the last 6 yrs or so I've been following/posting on this website there's been so much shittyness..
It doesn't put me off though
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# FUCK OFF I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ENGLISH
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# theyre making b3ta better
Do what they say
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Bye Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Sorry to see you go, Moggy.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Ha! Brilliant!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Monty Burns penguin!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Nice one, Dave.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# (de-lurks)
Your stuff is totally mad and, literally, lost in translation. Best not to leave on a low.......

Good luck

(re-lurks)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Well, I think it's safe to say that you won't encounter this much rejection and hostility on dA ...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I'm sorry to see you leave...
The best thing you could do is stay, just to piss off the people that think they own the internet and it should be theirs to control...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# It really isn't like that at all
nobody wanted to see her dA flounces posted here, just as we don't appreciate other people who post their 4chan art here. Nobody controls b3ta but it's a community of shared interests and unfortunately in every community there are some unwritten rules otherwise this would be generic_picture_board_No._103363.5a or whatever. She's more than welcome to do what she likes but we are more than within our rights to say fuck off if we don't like it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I completely agree with almost all of this
but there is sometimes a mob mentality that I'm uncomfortable with.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# It seemed to me
the biggest problem people had was she didn't type pwoper english like what we all type
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# well said
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
# o/
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Your subject line shows the kind of culture clash you suffer from. The post page says it often: Jokes are better than technique.
& You are incorrect there, some of it did inspire
creation of a number of amusing pics by lots of folks.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Plus a disturbing outbreak of yiff.
It'll take ages to bleach /board clean and get Bourbon back on his leash.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# *fires shotgun*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Careful, if you shoot off his tail he'll be able to call himself
Fantastic Bourbon Fox, and none of us want that.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# *gets ideas*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# FFS Why did you post that
I see a name change coming
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Don't worry, it won't happen.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I Guess your close to the character limit for user names then ;)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Nah
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# *facepalms*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# XD now that is what I was talking about
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Ahahahaha yes
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# :-D
Plus, we have to neuter all the jack clones
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# I didn't touch on that, yeah.
In all my anti-yiffery I've ended up making a fair number
of very yiff pics. And I've posted my share of JJ fanboying.

That said, try battered haddock. Then leash him while he eats it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# ahaha
i just remembered i did this
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# a heartrending tale
of youthful innocence burned out in the napalm fires, of lives shattered and twisted by the brutal war, of a nation's betrayal of its heroes, of the effort for a hero to ever love, to ever trust, to ever view humanity through the eyes of the purblind, the dragging, cloying mass of protestors and peaceniks and hippies preaching their love for all while teenagers massacre teenagers for a stinking stretch of burned-out jungle
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# i'm a genius author
please, buy my books
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I was looking for Boris T. Spider on Amazon but found fuck-all :(
Apart from books about the Who, for some reason.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Pity :(
You can find stuff in my profile if you're really interested, though Amazon force me to horribly overcharge for them.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Ahh, I see~ *bookmarks* I'll keep it in mind :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# :)
Give it about five or six months and I should have enough stories to issue an anthology and that will be a lot more sensibly priced. I'm hoping for twelve stories or so, for about four quid. That's the kind of cost (with a small discount) I wanted for short stories in the first place, but Amazon won't let me sell for less than 99c.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Got it :D I'll keep an eye open.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# until then you can find a couple for free on smashwords
more to come when i can be bothered
a) writing them
b) making covers
some days i find i can only do one, others i can only do the other, while most days i can't seem to do either. plan for tomorrow: take a break mid-afternoon and sit in a cafe writing and drinking ludicrously over-priced cups of coffee.

this post is bought to you by boris the spider's personal blog limited
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# "Johnny? Johnny! JOHNNY!!"
"They said we'd get a parade... When I came home I got spat on... Where's my parade, Uncle Sam?"

"Bring up the flame-thrower, they're in the trees! IN THE TREES!"

What do I do for recreation? Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional 'Nam flashback.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# He needs a big sword to go with all that emo shit.
[/;-P
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# *emits black bile from eye-sockets*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Rrrowgrrr!!

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# I don't really buy the culture arguement
The 'culture' in parts of New Guinea was to cut off your enemies head, shrink it, and keep it on a pole. I am not going to say 'Aw, bless' to that. If Moggy's culture involves drawing pictures of children being raped (and it doesn't, I worked for a Japanese firm for a while) then I'm going to challenge it, not fight to protect it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Speaking of internet forum cultures.
Lots of bad things in life get depicted, childrape is not unique there.
However, I think it's a rather limited subject and scenario. Anything
in the mode is best used with a lot of distance in the joke. Just my view. A pea..
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Based on a true story
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I love your stuff
If you had seen the pics i am refering to, then you will know they are a world apart.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Thanks.
And yeah, the edge is way back for much of it.
Waste of work in the end, which perhaps I find
sadder than the subject matter.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# what you need to do is gather all these pictures together
and put them out as a book. i'd buy it. fuck it, i'd buy three copies cos my sisters would enjoy it too. if the pictures you're using are now in the public domain, do it! (if you can't be arsed, send me the pictures together and i'll assemble them into a print-quality pdf for you. this is also a serious offer.)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# I'd buy too.
Some of my favourites are the ones i don't quite get. I like that.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I'd buy the book, calendar or anything else they were collected in.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# See this, Tahkcalb?
That's three of us so far. Get a goddamned book together, or let me do it for you for the nominal fee of 20% royalties.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# There has been some interest over the years. I've sent it around often enough.
But it hasn't panned out. I may have to do
DIY/ebook/lulu thing. As a lot of people want
hardcopy of them. Yeah, except for one or two
riffings they all are copyright clear. I will
no doubt spam here if I do get a deal or DIY.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Hmm, sounds reasonably promising
Keep on tarting them around! And going the Lulu/Amazon CreateSpace route doesn't stop you hawking it to publishers - at least, not from Lulu and Amazon's side; last time I checked the agreements weren't exclusive, and I was careful to check that. Some publishers *are* arsey about something that's been released before, even independently, but I'd expect that could be worked out since in principle it's no difference from a small-press book being bought out by a larger publishers and that's always happened.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Righteous!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# ^yay
I'd buy it
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:01, archived)
# Me too...
I've always liked your work!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# You know what, this is a message to everyone on B3ta today


For a puerile board full of puerile jokes, silly GIFs and kittens, a lot of people don't half take everything too seriously which, alas, has all too often included me.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Sideways!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FUCKED SIDEWAYS
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# TWICE
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# ON A WEEKDAY NIGHT
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# "... puerile board full of puerile jokes, silly GIFs and kittens"
Now if she did any of those things I don't think anybody could have faulted her.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# she should lighten the fuck up, too
(or stop posting her tedious drivel. i've never made any bones about the fact i don't like it very much.)

i vote we appeal to the un for aid here. we need an influx of people making very stupid jokes for a while. by "the un" i mean "/talk".
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I kind of like her, but I don't like the bodyguard culture that has grown around her
she should certainly lighten up and do a CDC or something but it's the way she has got people around her little finger that's more annoying than everything. Name any other b3ta who has gotten away with pissing the board off on a regular basis and yet still come out of it smell of roses with her own little fan club.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# WHITE KNIGHTS OF THE INTERNET- ASSEMBLE!
THERE IS A POSSIBLE SLUTTY JAPANESE CHICK IN DAAAAAAANGER!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# ME
Except I'm not a her, I'm a he, and I've got my own fanclub too. Members include me, and maybe one or two other people too. (Also I've never threatened another board member. Not often, anyway. Though I have posted a badly photoshopped picture of an execution. That didn't go down very well.)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# waves
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Where the fuck did that second pair of boots come from?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# the bloodied corpse of his last victim
just be thankful you can't see its sodomised, rendered colon

(also i cut out a frame)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I'm crying. Look see.

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# farewell :)
there will always be wankers; you just gotta accept it and rise above it.
good luck, whatever, wherever :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Just do funny stuff...
...sometimes the stuff here shocks and offends
but the other 90% is pure genius, fluffeh
and downright hilarious. Don't take owt to heart
just knuckle down and get your 'hummus' on.
Everyone loves a comeback :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# It'd be nice to see her back in a week or two, doing b3ta-ish things.
But hey-ho, let's let nature run its course.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# maybe she'll take a few outraged people with her
they could follow her journal on deviantart and stuff and discuss jollyjack and cartoon animal porn.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Funny you should say that because I just found this.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
#
JackTheThriller 8 minutes ago
"I stopped posting on b3ta as well, since last week actually. Their humor got stale. :/"

hahahahahahaha

gets attention when joining, gets attention when leaving. fucking suckers. cheers for the laugh btw :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Gotta love dA :D
Well, not really, it's full of pissy little teenagers.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# pfff b3ta
You utter bunch of khunts.... anyhow, next! This isn't a support group for the precious-things.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# stop it with the drama
we don't care.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Rodney you Plonker!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# what's been happen?
what's going on

today I was doing stuff

and other stuff

I pause for a moment

then I see this

Should I return to the stuff? Then come back?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Well, that explains everything.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# dun-dun-dun duuuuun duuuuuun du deeeeer
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(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# That's special.
:D

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# :'(
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Cruel yet clickable.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# haha... artbase: cameron
termination sequence complete.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# MARIA: I be back
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
# You should have drawn some cstandard saloon ars
in primary colours, using paint. That would make you a legend.

Edit:Also, I respect the not replying thing. That takes balls.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# you really are a dreadful old drama queen
you know, Dave...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Ok, one manga-cunt down. Just JollyJack to go. Get 'im b3ta.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:24, archived)
# You spelt it d-i-g-i-t-a-l
you meant p-i-s-s

See ya
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# i'm betting a crispy £5 note that this isn't the last we here from you
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)