This is not joke.
[email protected]
If you want to contact me, Please use it.
I'll never reply in here.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:48,
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You just don't get it do you?now you do the flounce!!
This will be seen as another attempt at attention seeking. All we have ever wanted from you is to not post your dA debates or who you're going to kill today pictures.
Just settle in and post good pictures and do stuff that makes people laugh or smile. Simples.
(This will be seen as another attempt at attention seeking. All we have ever wanted from you is to not post your dA debates or who you're going to kill today pictures.
Just settle in and post good pictures and do stuff that makes people laugh or smile. Simples.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:51,
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it's not really a flounce a flounce needs rage and anger
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:52,
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I'm quite sad to see you go but I can't blame you for leavingI'm pretty sure I'll have forgotten all this in a week or so anyway
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:51,
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Don't let the doorhit your arse on the way out.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:52,
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I knew this would happen eventually - way to go, b3tans...Im sure some people will be happy at your news, but i enjoyed your art, even though it was a bit mental at times. B3ta can be a cruel mistress if you step out of line, so i dont blame you for leaving. Best of luck with D.A.
Oh well - so much for having a bit of talent from an unusual country on board.
(Oh well - so much for having a bit of talent from an unusual country on board.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:52,
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She was just another attention seeking crazy.She literally pretended to commit self-harm because we didn't love her.
Good fucking riddance.
(Good fucking riddance.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:57,
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She's made of teflon you lot just don't see that she brought this upon herself.She was looking for attention she was happy enough to get it, Happy Toast made her a picture, she took it with pride and now she's not been the hot topic for several minutes and so she's doing the attention seeking flounce. Don't blame the rest of us for this in some holier than thou way, she needs to wake up - we all got trolled by Dutchbird and Baz but so what it was a baptism of fire - overcome, adapt or move on.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:58,
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^ what she saidWay to create an international incident you cnuts
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:58,
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Joking aside I feel like a bit of a knob4RDLI
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:10,
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Yes, good artist.But then Thatcher was a good public speaker. Doesn't mean i want to hear her.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:59,
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He'll be back.And if he isn't, you can follow him on dA - where a screengrab of a b3ta comments page is probably the current hot topic of debate.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:04,
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F**ckin hellIt's not surprising she/he's had enough, b3tans have been acting like a bunch of school kids over his/her posts... I can't think of a time in the last 6 yrs or so I've been following/posting on this website there's been so much shittyness..
It doesn't put me off though
(It doesn't put me off though
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:57,
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FUCK OFF I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ENGLISH
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:23,
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theyre making b3ta betterDo what they say
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:36,
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(de-lurks)Your stuff is totally mad and, literally, lost in translation. Best not to leave on a low.......
Good luck
(re-lurks)
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:00,
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Good luck
(re-lurks)
Well, I think it's safe to say that you won't encounter this much rejection and hostility on dA ...
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:01,
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I'm sorry to see you leave...The best thing you could do is stay, just to piss off the people that think they own the internet and it should be theirs to control...
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:03,
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It really isn't like that at allnobody wanted to see her dA flounces posted here, just as we don't appreciate other people who post their 4chan art here. Nobody controls b3ta but it's a community of shared interests and unfortunately in every community there are some unwritten rules otherwise this would be generic_picture_board_No._103363.5a or whatever. She's more than welcome to do what she likes but we are more than within our rights to say fuck off if we don't like it.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:07,
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I completely agree with almost all of thisbut there is sometimes a mob mentality that I'm uncomfortable with.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:01,
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It seemed to methe biggest problem people had was she didn't type pwoper english like what we all type
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Your subject line shows the kind of culture clash you suffer from. The post page says it often: Jokes are better than technique.& You are incorrect there, some of it did inspire
creation of a number of amusing pics by lots of folks.
(creation of a number of amusing pics by lots of folks.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:04,
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Plus a disturbing outbreak of yiff.It'll take ages to bleach /board clean and get Bourbon back on his leash.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:06,
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Careful, if you shoot off his tail he'll be able to call himself Fantastic Bourbon Fox, and none of us want that.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:11,
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FFS Why did you post thatI see a name change coming
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:13,
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I Guess your close to the character limit for user names then ;)
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:17,
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XD now that is what I was talking about
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:42,
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:-DPlus, we have to neuter all the jack clones
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:10,
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I didn't touch on that, yeah.In all my anti-yiffery I've ended up making a fair number
of very yiff pics. And I've posted my share of JJ fanboying.
That said, try battered haddock. Then leash him while he eats it.
(of very yiff pics. And I've posted my share of JJ fanboying.
That said, try battered haddock. Then leash him while he eats it.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12,
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a heartrending taleof youthful innocence burned out in the napalm fires, of lives shattered and twisted by the brutal war, of a nation's betrayal of its heroes, of the effort for a hero to ever love, to ever trust, to ever view humanity through the eyes of the purblind, the dragging, cloying mass of protestors and peaceniks and hippies preaching their love for all while teenagers massacre teenagers for a stinking stretch of burned-out jungle
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:22,
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I was looking for Boris T. Spider on Amazon but found fuck-all :(Apart from books about the Who, for some reason.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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Pity :(You can find stuff in my profile if you're really interested, though Amazon force me to horribly overcharge for them.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:31,
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Ahh, I see~ *bookmarks* I'll keep it in mind :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:34,
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:)Give it about five or six months and I should have enough stories to issue an anthology and that will be a lot more sensibly priced. I'm hoping for twelve stories or so, for about four quid. That's the kind of cost (with a small discount) I wanted for short stories in the first place, but Amazon won't let me sell for less than 99c.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:39,
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until then you can find a couple for free on smashwordsmore to come when i can be bothered
a) writing them
b) making covers
some days i find i can only do one, others i can only do the other, while most days i can't seem to do either. plan for tomorrow: take a break mid-afternoon and sit in a cafe writing and drinking ludicrously over-priced cups of coffee.
this post is bought to you by boris the spider's personal blog limited
(a) writing them
b) making covers
some days i find i can only do one, others i can only do the other, while most days i can't seem to do either. plan for tomorrow: take a break mid-afternoon and sit in a cafe writing and drinking ludicrously over-priced cups of coffee.
this post is bought to you by boris the spider's personal blog limited
boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:00,
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"Johnny? Johnny! JOHNNY!!""They said we'd get a parade... When I came home I got spat on... Where's my parade, Uncle Sam?"
"Bring up the flame-thrower, they're in the trees! IN THE TREES!"
What do I do for recreation? Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional 'Nam flashback.
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:37,
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"Bring up the flame-thrower, they're in the trees! IN THE TREES!"
What do I do for recreation? Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional 'Nam flashback.
He needs a big sword to go with all that emo shit.[/;-P
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:28,
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*emits black bile from eye-sockets* Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25,
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I don't really buy the culture arguementThe 'culture' in parts of New Guinea was to cut off your enemies head, shrink it, and keep it on a pole. I am not going to say 'Aw, bless' to that. If Moggy's culture involves drawing pictures of children being raped (and it doesn't, I worked for a Japanese firm for a while) then I'm going to challenge it, not fight to protect it.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16,
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Speaking of internet forum cultures.Lots of bad things in life get depicted, childrape is not unique there.
However, I think it's a rather limited subject and scenario. Anything
in the mode is best used with a lot of distance in the joke. Just my view. A pea..
(However, I think it's a rather limited subject and scenario. Anything
in the mode is best used with a lot of distance in the joke. Just my view. A pea..
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:38,
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I love your stuffIf you had seen the pics i am refering to, then you will know they are a world apart.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:43,
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Thanks.And yeah, the edge is way back for much of it.
Waste of work in the end, which perhaps I find
sadder than the subject matter.
(Waste of work in the end, which perhaps I find
sadder than the subject matter.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:56,
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what you need to do is gather all these pictures togetherand put them out as a book. i'd buy it. fuck it, i'd buy three copies cos my sisters would enjoy it too. if the pictures you're using are now in the public domain, do it! (if you can't be arsed, send me the pictures together and i'll assemble them into a print-quality pdf for you. this is also a serious offer.)
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:03,
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I'd buy too.Some of my favourites are the ones i don't quite get. I like that.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:09,
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I'd buy the book, calendar or anything else they were collected in.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:19,
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See this, Tahkcalb?That's three of us so far. Get a goddamned book together, or let me do it for you for the nominal fee of 20% royalties.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:23,
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There has been some interest over the years. I've sent it around often enough.But it hasn't panned out. I may have to do
DIY/ebook/lulu thing. As a lot of people want
hardcopy of them. Yeah, except for one or two
riffings they all are copyright clear. I will
no doubt spam here if I do get a deal or DIY.
(DIY/ebook/lulu thing. As a lot of people want
hardcopy of them. Yeah, except for one or two
riffings they all are copyright clear. I will
no doubt spam here if I do get a deal or DIY.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:21,
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Hmm, sounds reasonably promisingKeep on tarting them around! And going the Lulu/Amazon CreateSpace route doesn't stop you hawking it to publishers - at least, not from Lulu and Amazon's side; last time I checked the agreements weren't exclusive, and I was careful to check that. Some publishers *are* arsey about something that's been released before, even independently, but I'd expect that could be worked out since in principle it's no difference from a small-press book being bought out by a larger publishers and that's always happened.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:28,
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You know what, this is a message to everyone on B3ta today
For a puerile board full of puerile jokes, silly GIFs and kittens, a lot of people don't half take everything too seriously which, alas, has all too often included me.
boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12,
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"... puerile board full of puerile jokes, silly GIFs and kittens"Now if she did any of those things I don't think anybody could have faulted her.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:14,
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she should lighten the fuck up, too(or stop posting her tedious drivel. i've never made any bones about the fact i don't like it very much.)
i vote we appeal to the un for aid here. we need an influx of people making very stupid jokes for a while. by "the un" i mean "/talk".
(i vote we appeal to the un for aid here. we need an influx of people making very stupid jokes for a while. by "the un" i mean "/talk".
boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16,
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I kind of like her, but I don't like the bodyguard culture that has grown around hershe should certainly lighten up and do a CDC or something but it's the way she has got people around her little finger that's more annoying than everything. Name any other b3ta who has gotten away with pissing the board off on a regular basis and yet still come out of it smell of roses with her own little fan club.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:21,
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WHITE KNIGHTS OF THE INTERNET- ASSEMBLE!THERE IS A POSSIBLE SLUTTY JAPANESE CHICK IN DAAAAAAANGER!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:24,
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MEExcept I'm not a her, I'm a he, and I've got my own fanclub too. Members include me, and maybe one or two other people too. (Also I've never threatened another board member. Not often, anyway. Though I have posted a badly photoshopped picture of an execution. That didn't go down very well.)
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25,
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Where the fuck did that second pair of boots come from?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:17,
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the bloodied corpse of his last victimjust be thankful you can't see its sodomised, rendered colon
(also i cut out a frame)
((also i cut out a frame)
boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:23,
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I'm crying. Look see.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16,
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farewell :)there will always be wankers; you just gotta accept it and rise above it.
good luck, whatever, wherever :D
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:19,
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good luck, whatever, wherever :D
Just do funny stuff......sometimes the stuff here shocks and offends
but the other 90% is pure genius, fluffeh
and downright hilarious. Don't take owt to heart
just knuckle down and get your 'hummus' on.
Everyone loves a comeback :)
(but the other 90% is pure genius, fluffeh
and downright hilarious. Don't take owt to heart
just knuckle down and get your 'hummus' on.
Everyone loves a comeback :)
Ninj,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:21,
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It'd be nice to see her back in a week or two, doing b3ta-ish things.But hey-ho, let's let nature run its course.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:32,
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maybe she'll take a few outraged people with herthey could follow her journal on deviantart and stuff and discuss jollyjack and cartoon animal porn.
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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Funny you should say that because I just found this.(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:07,
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JackTheThriller 8 minutes ago
"I stopped posting on b3ta as well, since last week actually. Their humor got stale. :/"
hahahahahahaha
gets attention when joining, gets attention when leaving. fucking suckers. cheers for the laugh btw :)
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:11,
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"I stopped posting on b3ta as well, since last week actually. Their humor got stale. :/"
hahahahahahaha
gets attention when joining, gets attention when leaving. fucking suckers. cheers for the laugh btw :)
Gotta love dA :DWell, not really, it's full of pissy little teenagers.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:20,
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pfff b3taYou utter bunch of khunts.... anyhow, next! This isn't a support group for the precious-things.
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25,
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stop it with the dramawe don't care.
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:27,
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Rodney you Plonker! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:27,
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what's been happen?what's going on
today I was doing stuff
and other stuff
I pause for a moment
then I see this
Should I return to the stuff? Then come back?
(today I was doing stuff
and other stuff
I pause for a moment
then I see this
Should I return to the stuff? Then come back?
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:31,
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That's special.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:56,
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haha... artbase: camerontermination sequence complete.
( enceladus,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:07,
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You should have drawn some cstandard saloon arsin primary colours, using paint. That would make you a legend.
Edit:Also, I respect the not replying thing. That takes balls.
(Edit:Also, I respect the not replying thing. That takes balls.
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:57,
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you really are a dreadful old drama queenyou know, Dave...
( enceladus,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:08,
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Ok, one manga-cunt down. Just JollyJack to go. Get 'im b3ta.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:32,
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You spelt it d-i-g-i-t-a-lyou meant p-i-s-s
See ya
(See ya
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:23,
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i'm betting a crispy £5 note that this isn't the last we here from you
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:39,
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