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# wuuuuuuuuuuuu

I have the worst hangover I've ever had (at work). Any tips? I want to die.
edit: top tips - you lot really are hangover experts.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:54, archived)
# go to the toilet
and have a wank
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# blooming big woo to the pic
too
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# That is always a good idea, when when not hungover
I find that going to a meeting room and having a nap helps as does just calling in sick.

/edit Extrememly rude of me: that picture is very woo!
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# You sly dog.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Eat
something.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:32, archived)
# Well
Hello!
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# I think
he likes you.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Can I have his
phone number?
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# speaking of phones
some cranberry here at work wont answer is phone and the cuntbush ringing him wont quit!!! ARGGHHH
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Always best when it's a
mobile with an annoying tune....
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:02, archived)
# just answer the phone
as an indian call centre worker, i.e. gibber incoherently, fade out, slam phone down
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:02, archived)
# ah good old bangalore
could put me out of a job in 2 years.... as the staff I support might have their jobs migrated there.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:05, archived)
# *puts on indian accent*
what seems to be the trouble today sir?
*ends indian accent*

"the trouble is i can't make out a word you're frigging saying cos you're a couple of thousand miles away."
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Hammer, heel of shoe, coffee cup (full of course)....
....or simply a long lob out of an open window...

That normally works around here.....
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:33, archived)
# he doesn't give out his number
he just takes ladies numbers and promises to call.
but never does, the cad
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:01, archived)
# What a git!
Ah well, it was good while it lasted.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Drinking heavily the night before!
<theyoungones>

Ona more serious note, water, I've heaqrd Irn Bru is good too.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# I fear that may tip me over the edge.
I need help though - I can take my pulse just through my vision.
Not good.

I can't even pretend to be sick because it was a work "jolly" so they all know why.
*sob*
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# been there
it's a bitch isn't it. the worst thing is the cheer when you emerge from the lift late.
"here he is!"
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:45, archived)
# only
with vodka in it *heh*
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# that would turn it into
wkd then? the most popular alcoholic drink for 9 year olds
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:00, archived)
# originally
called a souness before they started bottling it.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:15, archived)
# Resolve....
Buy some resolve, have a fry up and if worst comes to worst, a small shot of booze.

(*Scientifically proven apparently*)
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:35, archived)
# drink too much coffee
and wet yourself
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# I vote for this one.
Don't mention it though and see how long it takes someone to point out the large puddle at your feet
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Go Home
Obvious really ;o)

EDIT: Woo! to the pic, by the way - I didn't realise Roger Moore was doing Giraffe roles, now ;o)
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Have you not seen
Roger Moores Wildlife Snack van trundling around.
Not only does he do Giraffe Rolls, he does Leopard Inna Bun, Lion on a Stick and Mandrill Kebabs.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:02, archived)
# mmmmm
mandrill kebabs...
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Yep,
with a side order of Antelope Fries...and Toucan Nuggets.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:08, archived)
# go for a shit
then fall asleep on the toilet.

if anyone catches you, tell them you were straining so hard you must have passed out.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha
that's a fucksking classic!
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# it works all the time.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Like it
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Go to the canteen or shop
and buy food and coffee. Full English is best! If you can manage to eat it then you will feel better in an hour. Otherwise you should have considered stying pi$$ed.

Oh and woo yay as always.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Agreed
Full english is the true daddy for hangovers
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# roger that
I've just had a full english (a colleague went and got it for me without even asking) hehe.
Now I feel greasy.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:00, archived)
# solution:
rinse face with ginger ale.

stings like fuck, but gets rid of oily greasy patches
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Cool!
You just need to hang(over)in there mate...
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Seconded.
I feel like a pig has shat in my head.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Chilli sauce
Clears up hangovers no problem

but it might make you vom
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:02, archived)
# TJ: Anyone from Salop?
I've seen that mysticmurray is from Shrewsbury, like myself. Anyone else on here from around that general area? Enough for a bash?
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# I'm from Crystal Palace
But my name is Murray and I am quite mystical.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# You're in Newcastle
Go to the nearest Greggs. Buy two pasties.
Curl up under your desk, have a wee nap.
Then, to the Head of Steam at lunch for 4 bottles of strong Dutch wheat beer.
Then the world will be a beautiful place once more.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# greggs good
Dutch wheat beer,





bad.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:06, archived)
# i've recently been drinking asahi.
tastes quite nice and 15 a crate.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:07, archived)
# is that
imported indian beer?
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Asahi Su-pa Dolayu!
Kanpai!
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:29, archived)
# what were you drinking to cause such illness?
Greggs should be visited for the cheese savoury stotties, or the chicken and stuffing stottie.
mmm, stotties. i feel for people without access to stotties
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:15, archived)
# I was given a ticket for the match last night (In a box. oooo)
Free beer = bad morning
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:28, archived)
# ooo, swanksome
at least it was a free hangover.
Always worse when you feel like shite and have a dirty great hole in your pocket too
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:43, archived)
# true
AND... the company only has itself to blame for my lack of work today.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Almost....
..as head mashing as the Belgian stuff.....


3 day hangovers are not fun. The novelty wears off after day one....
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:37, archived)
# sorry I'm late but
can I say one thing? this here pic you did is fooking great. Only just seen it and I love it.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Is this known
as a Retro Woo?
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:07, archived)
# it as
actually. Here's a retro 'yay!' aswell.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:12, archived)
# Retro Yay
is a nice phrase.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:14, archived)
# aw fanks
I have fond memories of that too. It took a whole (monged) Sunday afternoon to make - a good investment I thought.

My girlfriend didn't agree.
so I deflated her and put her back in the box
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:08, archived)
# it's their smiles
the bloke looks so happy. It's ace.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:12, archived)
# yup
that was/is bloody good.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
# yay !
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:08, archived)
# Woo
him!
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# damn it, thats good

have a dancing Gladys
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:12, archived)
# always an honour
thanks.

"an honour"? "a honour"?
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:18, archived)
# an
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:42, archived)
# thanks
I thought so, but sometimes my skool-smarts aint so gud.
ahuh-hu-huh.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:48, archived)
# drink lots of water
or get a McDonalds value meal - even if you don't like the taste it has everything the body needs after a heavy drinking session; lots of sugar, lots of salt, and a over carbonated soft drink to help you burp up the noxious gases in your stomach. I swear by it.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:26, archived)
# After drinking, I try to get to McD's by 11AM
so I can have an Egg McMuffin and a large orange juice. That's the cure for everything!
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Only cure for a hangover
is a lot of drink and a really good dump. See, the liquid drowns the evil imps in your tummy and the dump relieves pressure on the back of your eyes.

If that doesn't shift it, you're screwed.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:35, archived)
# You....
....probably stink like a brewery anyway so I'd nip out for a few alcopops as soon as possible, the sugar and alcohol will help stabilise. I find wheat crunchies are good hangover fodder too. I'd also have to agree with Reverend Dan about the wank.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:37, archived)
# "you probably stink like a brewery anyway"
hehe
thanks for adding paranoia to my growing list of ailments.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:42, archived)
# .
any time.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Berocca - it is the cure of champions
Failing that a pint of Irn-Bru a mars bar and a bacon sandwich. (Not in that order)
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 11:11, archived)
# water
5 percent sodium chloride and 0.2 percent dextrose solution. lots of it.
and a real fry with soda bread, and potato bread. oh yes, black pudding too
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# belated woo to you
... and for the hangover - vitamin B12. Thatisall.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Disolve in 1/2 cup warm water:
1 tsp instant coffee
1 tsp vegimite
1 tsp sugar
2 asprin

Hold nose and swallow quickly
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# yikes
I hope you are kidding.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# top tip
for curing hangovers; don't hurt your brain by Photoshopping for your favourite website immediately afer a heavy session. Other than that, Ibuprofen and lots of water. The water rehydrates your brain and the Ibuprofen reduces inflammation.
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)
# hangover cure
Bloody Mary...... simply a bloody Mary

Sorts you straight out
, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 21:52, archived)
# I agree with most suggestions
the very first one suggested helps short term, then while slightly better wobble to get a full irish (sameas english but better! :) -- however this is only as long as you're capable of motion.
If you can't move (if he's at work he can move though) then it's just bed water and eventually dominoes pizza and coke at about 8 pm after a days couch tv...
, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)