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# wuuuuuuuuuuuu

I have the worst hangover I've ever had (at work). Any tips? I want to die.
edit: top tips - you lot really are hangover experts.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:54, archived)
# go to the toilet
and have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# blooming big woo to the pic
too
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# That is always a good idea, when when not hungover
I find that going to a meeting room and having a nap helps as does just calling in sick.

/edit Extrememly rude of me: that picture is very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# You sly dog.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Eat
something.
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:32, archived)
# Well
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# I think
he likes you.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Can I have his
phone number?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# speaking of phones
some cranberry here at work wont answer is phone and the cuntbush ringing him wont quit!!! ARGGHHH
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Always best when it's a
mobile with an annoying tune....
(garfi3ld, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:02, archived)
# just answer the phone
as an indian call centre worker, i.e. gibber incoherently, fade out, slam phone down
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:02, archived)
# ah good old bangalore
could put me out of a job in 2 years.... as the staff I support might have their jobs migrated there.
(garfi3ld, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:05, archived)
# *puts on indian accent*
what seems to be the trouble today sir?
*ends indian accent*

"the trouble is i can't make out a word you're frigging saying cos you're a couple of thousand miles away."
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Hammer, heel of shoe, coffee cup (full of course)....
....or simply a long lob out of an open window...

That normally works around here.....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:33, archived)
# he doesn't give out his number
he just takes ladies numbers and promises to call.
but never does, the cad
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:01, archived)
# What a git!
Ah well, it was good while it lasted.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Drinking heavily the night before!
<theyoungones>

Ona more serious note, water, I've heaqrd Irn Bru is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# I fear that may tip me over the edge.
I need help though - I can take my pulse just through my vision.
Not good.

I can't even pretend to be sick because it was a work "jolly" so they all know why.
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# been there
it's a bitch isn't it. the worst thing is the cheer when you emerge from the lift late.
"here he is!"
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:45, archived)
# only
with vodka in it *heh*
(garfi3ld, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# that would turn it into
wkd then? the most popular alcoholic drink for 9 year olds
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:00, archived)
# originally
called a souness before they started bottling it.
(garfi3ld, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:15, archived)
# Resolve....
Buy some resolve, have a fry up and if worst comes to worst, a small shot of booze.

(*Scientifically proven apparently*)
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:35, archived)
# drink too much coffee
and wet yourself
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# I vote for this one.
Don't mention it though and see how long it takes someone to point out the large puddle at your feet
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Go Home
Obvious really ;o)

EDIT: Woo! to the pic, by the way - I didn't realise Roger Moore was doing Giraffe roles, now ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Have you not seen
Roger Moores Wildlife Snack van trundling around.
Not only does he do Giraffe Rolls, he does Leopard Inna Bun, Lion on a Stick and Mandrill Kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:02, archived)
# mmmmm
mandrill kebabs...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Yep,
with a side order of Antelope Fries...and Toucan Nuggets.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:08, archived)
# go for a shit
then fall asleep on the toilet.

if anyone catches you, tell them you were straining so hard you must have passed out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha
that's a fucksking classic!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# it works all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Like it
(Its him, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Go to the canteen or shop
and buy food and coffee. Full English is best! If you can manage to eat it then you will feel better in an hour. Otherwise you should have considered stying pi$$ed.

Oh and woo yay as always.
(garfi3ld, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Agreed
Full english is the true daddy for hangovers
(Its him, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# roger that
I've just had a full english (a colleague went and got it for me without even asking) hehe.
Now I feel greasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:00, archived)
# solution:
rinse face with ginger ale.

stings like fuck, but gets rid of oily greasy patches
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Cool!
You just need to hang(over)in there mate...
(garfi3ld, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Seconded.
I feel like a pig has shat in my head.
(Lapin, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Chilli sauce
Clears up hangovers no problem

but it might make you vom
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:02, archived)
# TJ: Anyone from Salop?
I've seen that mysticmurray is from Shrewsbury, like myself. Anyone else on here from around that general area? Enough for a bash?
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# I'm from Crystal Palace
But my name is Murray and I am quite mystical.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# You're in Newcastle
Go to the nearest Greggs. Buy two pasties.
Curl up under your desk, have a wee nap.
Then, to the Head of Steam at lunch for 4 bottles of strong Dutch wheat beer.
Then the world will be a beautiful place once more.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# greggs good
Dutch wheat beer,





bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:06, archived)
# i've recently been drinking asahi.
tastes quite nice and £15 a crate.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:07, archived)
# is that
imported indian beer?
(garfi3ld, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Asahi Su-pa Dolayu!
Kanpai!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:29, archived)
# what were you drinking to cause such illness?
Greggs should be visited for the cheese savoury stotties, or the chicken and stuffing stottie.
mmm, stotties. i feel for people without access to stotties
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:15, archived)
# I was given a ticket for the match last night (In a box. oooo)
Free beer = bad morning
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:28, archived)
# ooo, swanksome
at least it was a free hangover.
Always worse when you feel like shite and have a dirty great hole in your pocket too
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:43, archived)
# true
AND... the company only has itself to blame for my lack of work today.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Almost....
..as head mashing as the Belgian stuff.....


3 day hangovers are not fun. The novelty wears off after day one....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:37, archived)
# sorry I'm late but
can I say one thing? this here pic you did is fooking great. Only just seen it and I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Is this known
as a Retro Woo?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:07, archived)
# it as
actually. Here's a retro 'yay!' aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:12, archived)
# Retro Yay
is a nice phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:14, archived)
# aw fanks
I have fond memories of that too. It took a whole (monged) Sunday afternoon to make - a good investment I thought.

My girlfriend didn't agree.
so I deflated her and put her back in the box
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:08, archived)
# it's their smiles
the bloke looks so happy. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:12, archived)
# yup
that was/is bloody good.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:08, archived)
# Woo
him!
(Idid, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# damn it, thats good

have a dancing Gladys
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:12, archived)
# always an honour
thanks.

"an honour"? "a honour"?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:18, archived)
# an
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:42, archived)
# thanks
I thought so, but sometimes my skool-smarts aint so gud.
ahuh-hu-huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:48, archived)
# drink lots of water
or get a McDonalds value meal - even if you don't like the taste it has everything the body needs after a heavy drinking session; lots of sugar, lots of salt, and a over carbonated soft drink to help you burp up the noxious gases in your stomach. I swear by it.
(bustab, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:26, archived)
# After drinking, I try to get to McD's by 11AM
so I can have an Egg McMuffin and a large orange juice. That's the cure for everything!
(ghettobooty, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Only cure for a hangover
is a lot of drink and a really good dump. See, the liquid drowns the evil imps in your tummy and the dump relieves pressure on the back of your eyes.

If that doesn't shift it, you're screwed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:35, archived)
# You....
....probably stink like a brewery anyway so I'd nip out for a few alcopops as soon as possible, the sugar and alcohol will help stabilise. I find wheat crunchies are good hangover fodder too. I'd also have to agree with Reverend Dan about the wank.
(The Fretful Porpentine, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:37, archived)
# "you probably stink like a brewery anyway"
hehe
thanks for adding paranoia to my growing list of ailments.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:42, archived)
# .
any time.
(The Fretful Porpentine, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Berocca - it is the cure of champions
Failing that a pint of Irn-Bru a mars bar and a bacon sandwich. (Not in that order)
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 11:11, archived)
# water
5 percent sodium chloride and 0.2 percent dextrose solution. lots of it.
and a real fry with soda bread, and potato bread. oh yes, black pudding too
(sir swear a lot yes., Thu 8 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# belated woo to you
... and for the hangover - vitamin B12. Thatisall.
(8-Ball, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Disolve in 1/2 cup warm water:
1 tsp instant coffee
1 tsp vegimite
1 tsp sugar
2 asprin

Hold nose and swallow quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# yikes
I hope you are kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# top tip
for curing hangovers; don't hurt your brain by Photoshopping for your favourite website immediately afer a heavy session. Other than that, Ibuprofen and lots of water. The water rehydrates your brain and the Ibuprofen reduces inflammation.
(ianisme, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)
# hangover cure
Bloody Mary...... simply a bloody Mary

Sorts you straight out
(coz, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 21:52, archived)
# I agree with most suggestions
the very first one suggested helps short term, then while slightly better wobble to get a full irish (sameas english but better! :) -- however this is only as long as you're capable of motion.
If you can't move (if he's at work he can move though) then it's just bed water and eventually dominoes pizza and coke at about 8 pm after a days couch tv...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)