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Hello one and all, Happy lunchtime :D

Here have the first of a series, made in semi collaboration with lots of people, and most of you lot at some point or another, I bring you: Chorizo Wagon's B3tabet :D *fake applause*
PICK UP YOUR COPY OF THE ANDREW MCDAVIES CALENDAR - GAZ THOR TODAY FOLKS!! :D

PLEASE GAZ ME ALL SUGGESTIONS AS ITS HARD TO PICK THEM OUT OF THE THREAD! TA LUVVIES!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

*wants to be D*

Woo!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

defibrilating a deformed dwarf?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

I will actually take suggestions

I've got something for pretty much every letter now.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

gmos gyrates gyroscopically gaywardly

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

You called?

Oh wait - no you didn't

*slinks off*

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

There, there.

*pats*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

Oi watchit, young un.

Dixon_Bawls doing the Doggy with Devil_Duck

:P

P.S. Mr Duck - your new Isle of Wight photo in your profile - needs more croissant :D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

COR!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

did that make you slide off your seat?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

haha, smuggage!

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

it looks like it tastes great

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

Awesome!

Amazing, actually!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

Yay thankees and hello to you this fine afternoon *waves*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

Good Lord!

*drops monocle*

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

good reaction so far congrats to Andrew and his first letter!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

*picks up monocle*

You dropped it again. You may want to invest in some glasses

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

hahahaha

now here's a serios I'm going to enjoy!

w00!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

are you going to fwap to it?

if you're not I just don't want to know :P

hello you *huggles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

of course!

*huggles*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Ha, the frantic little legs.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

^ this, hard!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

yo, K-Mart

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

hehe poor thing looks distressed... that andrew, some men were born lucky and some... well, some men were born tripod!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

hahahaha he fucking LOVES it!

woo yay houpla lady!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

yipeeee

hello sweet cheeks *licks*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

*mmmmmmmmmwah*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

*films*

4.
5.Profit

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

*purchases*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

*gets horn*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

mmmm

cream horns, I could just eat a nice cream horn... with a fresh cup of tea.

... maybe a vanilla slice too.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

cor, that's great that is!

any chance of B for Badger next time round? ;)

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McBadger COW, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

Was tempted,

at least the weebl badger...

but alas I have already drawn B

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

'looks forward to it'

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McBadger COW, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

Fantastic!

Good work PaintyourWagon (or something)

Have BigWoo!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

*collects woo along with fries and shake*

why thank you!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

There's a Free toy Eddie Murphy in there...

(Have to collect the 7 foot tall Transexual Prostitute Seperately)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

I've actually seen that film

Could have been so much more though, Homer was right

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

But it's Got Clint Eastwood singing...

...and Lee Marvin doing 'Wandering Star'

But it does suffer from having no Massive Gun Battles...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

Which is where I couldn't get over Clint Eastwood being a pansy

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

Yep.. that's true.

Just watch Dirty Harry afterwards to redress the balance...He's harder than a Marble Statue of Samson in that.. and it's got a score by the chap who did Bullitt and the Mission Impossible Show...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

Great idea

I love how much ammo Clint has in dirty harry.

I swear there was like a half hour gun fight between him and like 10 guys

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

Did I Fire 56266 shots or only 56265...

(Stolen Gag from Loaded Weapon)

Great Film though.. Who would have thought torturing Suspects in the middle of a Deserted stadium would be so much fun.

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

woo

did you see my terrible Andrew Yesterday?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

nein!

link me up babeh!

edit: hahahahaha WOOOOOO

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

it's up there

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

by the looks of it ...

it's right up there!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

*stifles laughter*

you git! pffffffffffft

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mugatu, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

hahaha

I shall post that whenever you feel mirth!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

Oh.

I shall have to wait for ages for the excitement of 'W'.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

hehehe

I decided that I'm not going to do users, just memes..

the one I'm really stuck on is J

People should Gaz me ideas!! :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

In that case,

'e' is for Egg!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

Jessie-sway

...only that's cheating, and I'm not actually a meme far as I know ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

K is for Kop Kops

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

J is for

Jiggling, shirley?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

Josie Jump jerks Jonti's joint

Oog...maybe not

*bleaches eyeballs*

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

Oh please let "G" not be Goatse

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

its not don't worry

although another letter is :P

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

*fears*

hard

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

jester jeremy claypole

juggling jesus juice, jizzing over jordans janglers

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

you think

you've got to wait a while???

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

Crikey, look at the head on that!

*Pulls up a chair and looks forward to the rest*

Ace stuff, sexy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

wooo thanks

but there's enough room on the sofa for you over here *winks*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

*BOING!*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

NOOOOO!!! leave that Aardvark alone! it is sacred!

incredibly well drawn though.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

hehehe

sorry it was Andrew not me!

How're you huni?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

i am most ace.

however, i broke my internets and have to wait till saturday for it to revive.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

aaaahhhhhh an aesthetically amusing arrangment!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

thankees :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

that's really good

poor aardvark!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

:D woo thankees

*hugs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

alphab3tabet!

double-fun~

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

but but but

then I might actually have to work out what font b3ta is on the front page and do it properly!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

it makes more sense as is anyway

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

Top notch

Miss C. W. Agon!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Thank you monsieur scroams

here have some tea!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

You know what?

I think I might!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

it's got bits of disused space shuttle int it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

Aww ... what a lovely couple

nicely done!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

I hear the wedding is next week ;) (thor please don't kill me)

thankees mr Mediocre :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

*real applause*

!!!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

yay

I loved your electronics cartoon down there!! it was super I did click, but then this thread went mental so couldn't reply *hugs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

cheers!

it has gone a little mental hasn't it!
good luck with the other 25!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

Good lord

*fears B*

Woo and 'ning!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

wooo ning t you too sir

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

I must say, I'm impressed that you're taking the time to reply to every comment

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

I will do if I get the time!

if not then I apologise... I like it when people who don't normally comment on my images take the time to say they like it.

:)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

A is for ARF too

woo yay
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

of course! doh!

well hopefully with suggestions I won't miss any more!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

hahahahahahahah

good grief

needs more Calendar adverts

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

WOO!

it's now 100% better

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

Haha, wonderful!

What a great first thing to see once the work interweb's been fixed =)

'nings, Miss Sexipance!

*gropes*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

*wiggles*

ning you!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

hurray

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

Huzzah

hello you, long time no yip yap!

*hugs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

Brilliant!

how long do we have to wait for the other... *quietly sings the alphabet*...25?

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

hehehe

well I may do one a day depending on time

so thats. *quietly sings counting song with fingers*... 25 days :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

ACE!

Have sent you a message, innit!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

thankees!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

Hooray!

My Andrew calendar arrived today - the question is, do I keep it or use it as secret santa?

Edit/ and this anal aardvark accostation is better than any JJ cartoon time shite!
Many Woos!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

Spread the andrew love

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

keep it and buy another one

JJ helped me come up with the idea... don't be so mean :P

thankees though :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

I am as mean as a box of wasps

I haven't even opened my calendar yet - to busy to even wank this week.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

can 'B' be for

bStemill???

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

shove it up your arse :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

The alphabet of Stemill

Remind me to go away for 26 days if that happens

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

Mangandrew!

All teh lovely.

*waits for W*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

hahah you may be disapointed hun

but get some suggestions in anyway

I'm really stuck on J

*huggles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

Jizzm.

Jack in the box.

J is a hard one too

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

Got to be J for...

Joey Deacon!

*belms*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

Andrew has arse cheeks?

hah!

(bonzos, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

and how!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

I took extra time to draw that bit

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

I WANT TO BE THE NUMBER 4!

Woo for aardvark sex ! But fuck them in the snout for christs sake

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

hehee there is no number 4

although maybe do the scale of b3ta??

*muses*

suggestions to my gaz please for letters

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

snout doesn't begin with A for fuck sake

it's artistic license, everyone knows Andrew would go for the snout.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

Oooh you have gone to town - Nice!

This is an excellent start to my lunch, and a blinking long thread! :¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

why thank you sir

*huggles*

hope you're good!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

Alright thanks

I had a fever over the weekend :¬( so i had Monday off work :¬D
*non-infectious virtual hug*

I've just got it. Alphabet ... B3tabet. Genius *real applause*

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

oooh thankees

I hope you feel better *returns virtual hug with no risk of infection*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

I do now XD

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

beautiful

alliteration!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

hehe thankees

you wait till B :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

*FWAPS*

oh ... "wait" until B ... I prefer my way

*Fwaps*

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)