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# Who loves the chocolate?
My girlfriend is off her tits.

Enjoy :)

p.s. this is a pea, but she really wanted more people to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)
# No
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# i've responded to your pea roast
and now i demand a badge!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I was hoping for a picture of your girlfriends tits
Please remove this shite and replace it with your tarts norks.

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# covered in chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# If by chocolate
you mean shit
Then yes
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Greens and Black chocolate?
Get yerself to the doctor.
(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Green & Blacks is the ONLY chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# and mohammed is his prophet
(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# they think they're bears...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# ha ha!
i'll cream her fucking eggs!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# yes, exactly what I was expecting
I didn't expect this gynaecological shot right up to her eggs, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I think George Alagiah may have something to say about that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# He's a mouthy cunt that Alagiah
he should stick to inventing mechanical sex aides.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I still can't see his face without cracking up
I was around the parent's place the other day, and George came on the TV...
I cracked up, and they sat there looking puzzled, but thankfully, didn't ask me to explain.
You have a lot to answer for squire!

/ps, you get your prize yet from ZOO?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Haha, that's always happening to me.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha, I'm pleased to have made such an impact!
no, not yet - their 28 days aren't up yet though...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# your girlfriend is still drunk?
but you posted this last night
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ffs
www.b3ta.com/board/6995249
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# You are a hamtoucher!
On another note, has anyone seen this?
b3ta.notlong.com
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Yes. You.
You must have done, otherwise how would you know the link?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# That's very true.
You have convinced me with your logic.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# easily done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# cock-smoker :(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# git!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# meh!
I need more coffee...

/equine allergic blog
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# disguising URLs
is not big, clever or funny.

I do not wish to listen to I Love Horses.

Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *fucks off*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# that'll teach the horse linker.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I'm hurt :(
No more horse links for today.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# PSST!
*stirs*
www.b3ta.com/board/6996975
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *looks for freebs*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Agh!
No-one was supposed to show him!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# You will all die in hellfire now.
I have foreseen it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# he already knows you can do hats now.
wish i knew...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# heheheh!
wuss
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# And don't come back until you've thought about what you've done and are ready to apologise to your cousin.
I mean, who do expect to look after the child once it's born? And what if it's all inbred and mutant and that? Did you think about that?

Did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *sits in the corner and sobs quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I think it's quite clever.
Well, I mean I have no idea how to do it...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
#
<a href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses">like this</a>
which is tranformed through the magic of html thusly:
like this
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# HORSELINKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# mind pisser.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# People that love chocolate:
Britney Spears
Harold Wilson
Ken Livingstone
Alan Rickman
Anthea Turner
Jesse Birdsall
SugarSpunSister
Errol Brown
Benjamin Netanyahu
Charlie Bucket
George Alagiah
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# You forgot benjamin netanyahu
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Errol Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# SugarSpunSister loves chocolate too
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# that's a lie
what proof do you have?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# There is plenty of evidence in my bin.
And ON MY CHILD-BEARING HIPS.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# A damp cloth should sort the latter out.

Just rub in circular motions.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *rubs*
Thats magic! Though I shall keep this secret otherwise lots of dieticians and geri halliwell will loose their jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# you look nothing like Errol Brown
you big fraud
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I will send some to you.
I don't know your address, so I'll send some to most major retail outlets in your home town. Just pop in to collect it. You might need to pay a small administration fee.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# charlie bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# there's one of those in Kate Moss's garden
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Jesse Birdsall should top that list

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# George Alagiah....
/for the kinky nights in with his mechanical wanking spanner
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# It's a new product for Easter
George Alagiah's Fully Functional Chocolate Wanking Spanner!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Shop it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# this link didn't work earlier.
why spoil things?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# right
i see.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# FAQ
"I am really proud of my picture, is it OK if I post it again?

Please don't repost your picture as a new message. If everybody on the board decided to repost their old pictures then there would be no room left for any new stuff. If you didn't get the reaction you hoped for the first time, then don't be disheartened - it's just the nature of the board and something we have to live with.

If you really want to show people your hard work again, you could try these:

* Post your image as a relevant reply to another picture. "That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made..."
* Use your B3ta profile as a showcase for your best work.
* Make an image gallery and link to it when you post new pictures. "If you like this, then look at my other work here..."

Just remember that there is limited space on the board and it's a bit rude to push somebody else's picture into the archive in order to post a picture that has already had its chance."
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# ^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *apostrophe polices the FAQ*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# well done
i like this bit

Post your image as a relevant reply to another picture. "That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made..
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I thought you DIDN'T like that bit?
/all confused


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# yes always have
a relevant reply to another picture
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *narrows eyes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# you the man! umm
woman....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# oooooops
nice shout :(
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# It's a nice picture though
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I need to brush up on my FAQ!!
lest I be given an L-plate!
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ^this
with a harsher last line.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# this post being entirely unworthy of a new thread


repost from a different board
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
That made me do a real lol =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# 'her'?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# sorry
"his" if you prefer.

i can't look at them without imagining their real-life wedding night though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahah
"But ah've tae go tae school in the morn, Jimmy"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Yeah
I'd love to see the wedding photos.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# alas
an image search for "krankies wedding photos" yields no results
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I know
I've tried looking before :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# if had the skills
i'd fake them and sell them to news of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# filthy hamtoucher
tj: everybody look at my sig
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Cock off you cock



cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)