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# Who loves the chocolate?
My girlfriend is off her tits.

Enjoy :)

p.s. this is a pea, but she really wanted more people to see it.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)
# No
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# i've responded to your pea roast
and now i demand a badge!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I was hoping for a picture of your girlfriends tits
Please remove this shite and replace it with your tarts norks.

Thanks
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# covered in chocolate?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# whatever.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# If by chocolate
you mean shit
Then yes
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Greens and Black chocolate?
Get yerself to the doctor.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Green & Blacks is the ONLY chocolate
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# and mohammed is his prophet
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# they think they're bears...
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# ha ha!
i'll cream her fucking eggs!!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# yes, exactly what I was expecting
I didn't expect this gynaecological shot right up to her eggs, that's for sure.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I think George Alagiah may have something to say about that
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# He's a mouthy cunt that Alagiah
he should stick to inventing mechanical sex aides.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I still can't see his face without cracking up
I was around the parent's place the other day, and George came on the TV...
I cracked up, and they sat there looking puzzled, but thankfully, didn't ask me to explain.
You have a lot to answer for squire!

/ps, you get your prize yet from ZOO?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Haha, that's always happening to me.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha, I'm pleased to have made such an impact!
no, not yet - their 28 days aren't up yet though...
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# your girlfriend is still drunk?
but you posted this last night
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ffs
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# You are a hamtoucher!
On another note, has anyone seen this?
b3ta.notlong.com
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Yes. You.
You must have done, otherwise how would you know the link?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# That's very true.
You have convinced me with your logic.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# easily done ;)
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# cock-smoker :(
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# git!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# meh!
I need more coffee...

/equine allergic blog
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# disguising URLs
is not big, clever or funny.

I do not wish to listen to I Love Horses.

Fuck off.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *fucks off*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# that'll teach the horse linker.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I'm hurt :(
No more horse links for today.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# PSST!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *looks for freebs*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Agh!
No-one was supposed to show him!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# You will all die in hellfire now.
I have foreseen it.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# he already knows you can do hats now.
wish i knew...
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# heheheh!
wuss
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# And don't come back until you've thought about what you've done and are ready to apologise to your cousin.
I mean, who do expect to look after the child once it's born? And what if it's all inbred and mutant and that? Did you think about that?

Did you?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *sits in the corner and sobs quietly*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I think it's quite clever.
Well, I mean I have no idea how to do it...
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
#
<a href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses">like this</a>
which is tranformed through the magic of html thusly:
like this
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# HORSELINKER!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# mind pisser.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# People that love chocolate:
Britney Spears
Harold Wilson
Ken Livingstone
Alan Rickman
Anthea Turner
Jesse Birdsall
SugarSpunSister
Errol Brown
Benjamin Netanyahu
Charlie Bucket
George Alagiah
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# You forgot benjamin netanyahu
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Errol Brown
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# SugarSpunSister loves chocolate too
FACT
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# that's a lie
what proof do you have?!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# There is plenty of evidence in my bin.
And ON MY CHILD-BEARING HIPS.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# A damp cloth should sort the latter out.

Just rub in circular motions.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *rubs*
Thats magic! Though I shall keep this secret otherwise lots of dieticians and geri halliwell will loose their jobs.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# you look nothing like Errol Brown
you big fraud
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I will send some to you.
I don't know your address, so I'll send some to most major retail outlets in your home town. Just pop in to collect it. You might need to pay a small administration fee.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# charlie bucket.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# there's one of those in Kate Moss's garden
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Jesse Birdsall should top that list
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# George Alagiah....
/for the kinky nights in with his mechanical wanking spanner
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# It's a new product for Easter
George Alagiah's Fully Functional Chocolate Wanking Spanner!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Shop it!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# this link didn't work earlier.
why spoil things?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# right
i see.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# FAQ
"I am really proud of my picture, is it OK if I post it again?

Please don't repost your picture as a new message. If everybody on the board decided to repost their old pictures then there would be no room left for any new stuff. If you didn't get the reaction you hoped for the first time, then don't be disheartened - it's just the nature of the board and something we have to live with.

If you really want to show people your hard work again, you could try these:

* Post your image as a relevant reply to another picture. "That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made..."
* Use your B3ta profile as a showcase for your best work.
* Make an image gallery and link to it when you post new pictures. "If you like this, then look at my other work here..."

Just remember that there is limited space on the board and it's a bit rude to push somebody else's picture into the archive in order to post a picture that has already had its chance."
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *apostrophe polices the FAQ*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# ^ that
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# well done
i like this bit

Post your image as a relevant reply to another picture. "That's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding, here is a similar picture I made..
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I thought you DIDN'T like that bit?
/all confused

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# yes always have
a relevant reply to another picture
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *narrows eyes*

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# you the man! umm
woman....
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# oooooops
nice shout :(
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# It's a nice picture though
*cuddles*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I need to brush up on my FAQ!!
lest I be given an L-plate!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ^this
with a harsher last line.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# this post being entirely unworthy of a new thread


repost from a different board
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
That made me do a real lol =D
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# 'her'?
what?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# sorry
"his" if you prefer.

i can't look at them without imagining their real-life wedding night though.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahah
"But ah've tae go tae school in the morn, Jimmy"
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Yeah
I'd love to see the wedding photos.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# alas
an image search for "krankies wedding photos" yields no results
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I know
I've tried looking before :(
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# if had the skills
i'd fake them and sell them to news of the world.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# filthy hamtoucher
tj: everybody look at my sig
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# very nice
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Fuck off.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Cock off you cock



cock
(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)